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Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

armchairyoda posted:

Fox is going with the "WHY DID THE DEMS/OBAMA LET HER STAY?!?" line. lol

Limbaugh has coined her as honeypot sweetie

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TotalLossBrain
Oct 20, 2010

Hier graben!

armchairyoda posted:

Fox is going with the "WHY DID THE DEMS/OBAMA LET HER STAY?!?" line. lol

This is kindergarten playground style arguing. They are actually starting to veer towards the "why did Obama let Trump collude without doing anything?" narrative. It's amazing to see audiophile-levels of logic contortion on such a scale.

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo
We won't stop until Texas is as free as everyone thinks Texas is


Goons group up in Austin or Dallas I guess

http://www.cnn.com/2017/07/13/us/texas-sword-knives-law-trnd/index.html

TotalLossBrain
Oct 20, 2010

Hier graben!

Burt Sexual posted:

We won't stop until Texas is as free as everyone thinks Texas is


Goons group up in Austin or Dallas I guess

http://www.cnn.com/2017/07/13/us/texas-sword-knives-law-trnd/index.html

As if that type of person needed additional visual confirmation.

Light Gun Man
Oct 17, 2009

toEjaM iS oN
vaCatioN




Lipstick Apathy
I hope this leads to public sword-polishing get togethers

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

TotalLossBrain posted:

As if that type of person needed additional visual confirmation.

Is there a knife rights.com site?



It's not making criminals out of people who have no intention of creating some type of criminal act," Frullo told CNN affilliate Spectrum News in Austin at the time. Knife Rights, a national advocacy organization, supported the legislation but said there is still a ways to go to strike "those last remaining minor knife restrictions in Texas."

TotalLossBrain
Oct 20, 2010

Hier graben!
All the criminals already have their unregistered swords and halbards and it's time for ordinary citizens to have the ability to fight back on an even playing field.

Fasdar
Sep 1, 2001

Everybody loves dancing!

Ironically this would be an amazing source of intel on white supremacist hate groups. 99th dimensional boggle here folks.

The Archaic
Jul 6, 2003

Are you a consultant archaeologist in North America?

Unionize today!

PM me and ask me how your future can be history!
Trump should just release the piss tape himself to quell the rumours about it and we can applaud his transparency and honesty.

vyst
Aug 25, 2009



Can't wait to see that yellow stream of pure America

Mermaid Autopsy
Jun 9, 2001

The Archaic posted:

Trump should just release the piss tape himself to quell the rumours about it and we can applaud his transparency and honesty.

ain't nothing illegal about some golden showers, good to air out all this dirty laundry

TontoCorazon
Aug 18, 2007


But don't you see, while everybody is playing chess trump is playing 5th dimension Sorry. Trump has a plan people.

StupidSexyVaultGuy
Jul 26, 2003



Burt Sexual posted:

Limbaugh has coined her as honeypot sweetie

I once knew a stripper named Honeypot Sweetie. She had a heart of gold.

Fanatic
Mar 9, 2006

:eyepop:
Let's face it. If the tape gets released there will be mass carnage globally from overdoses on lols

nooneofconsequence
Oct 30, 2012

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.

The invasion of Mars may be in jeopardy.

https://twitter.com/universetoday/status/885578840373960704

Ayn Randi
Mar 12, 2009


Grimey Drawer

Fanatic posted:

Let's face it. If the tape gets released there will be mass carnage globally from overdoses on lols

"good people don't smoke lols" - jeff budgerigar sessions

Iron Prince
Aug 28, 2005
Buglord

yeah but what about boots

Random Stranger
Nov 27, 2009



Mermaid Autopsy posted:

ain't nothing illegal about some golden showers, good to air out all this dirty laundry

"But Trump is literally handing those women, that young boy, and that goat stacks of money on camera."

"So much for the tolerate left slut shaming that goat."

Stefan Prodan
Jan 7, 2002

I deeply respect you as a human being... Some day I'm gonna make you *Mrs* Buck Turgidson!


Grimey Drawer
What about when mars invades us

Unk is comin

That70sShirt
Nov 13, 2015

Catastrophe
Oct 5, 2007

Committed to burn twice as long and half as bright

Just searching for those deleted Hillary emails.

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012


Perfect

Mermaid Autopsy
Jun 9, 2001

Random Stranger posted:

"But Trump is literally handing those women, that young boy, and that goat stacks of money on camera."

"So much for the tolerate left slut shaming that goat."

quote:

Prostitution in Russia is illegal. The punishment for engagement in prostitution is a fine from 1500 up to 2000 rubles.

Whoa hold the phone, the Commander in Chief might owe the Russians $33 and change

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe

this is where the cocaine goes



the best cocaine

Flesh Forge
Jan 31, 2011

LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT MY DOG

Iron Prince posted:

yeah but what about boots

We have enough to send one boot. Next budget expansion we can send the second.

Flesh Forge
Jan 31, 2011

LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT MY DOG

lol no class

Iron Prince
Aug 28, 2005
Buglord

Flesh Forge posted:

lol no class


he represents my lifestyle and how I feel

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

"My balls were this big when we first talked about a mars mission. Now they are... so small. :gbsmith:"

Telephones
Apr 28, 2013

Trump became president for glory but instead got an army of picture takers sniping his nose picks.

That's an lol.

Teriyaki Koinku
Nov 25, 2008

Bread! Bread! Bread!

Bread! BREAD! BREAD!

Burt Sexual posted:

"Outside the beltway" is the term your looking for.

"Inside the Beltway" is a euphemism for the Trump piss tape.

Telephones
Apr 28, 2013
I'm gonna be honest here I really like Trump he's very witty and charming but also became president for reasons and somehow? k tnx bye.

KrunkMcGrunk
Jul 2, 2007

Sometimes I sit and think, and sometimes I just sit.

Yes, Donald trump is very witty and charming

TotalLossBrain
Oct 20, 2010

Hier graben!

KrunkMcGrunk posted:

Yes, Donald trump is very witty and charming

63 million Americans were charmed. I bet some of them were even outwitted.

StupidSexyVaultGuy
Jul 26, 2003




sebmojo
Oct 23, 2010


Legit Cyberpunk










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Avirosb
Nov 21, 2016

Everyone makes pisstakes

COACHS SPORT BAR posted:

eyes? Where we're going, we



Avirosb
Nov 21, 2016

Everyone makes pisstakes

Chinatown posted:

this is where the cocaine goes



the best cocaine

Normal or diet?

Code Jockey
Jan 24, 2006

69420 basic bytes free

we elected a child, lmao

Play
Apr 25, 2006

Strong stroll for a mangy stray

Those rings around his eyes where his face isn't orange...

what is the mechanics of that? like I've heard people make reference to some weird bronzer cream or something but maybe he's got a presidential tanning bed installed under the oval office? or maybe his skin is permanently dyed in some sort of procedure? Whatever it is the real puzzler is WHY he does it, it looks loving bizarre and he is universally derided as an orange clown lol

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Avirosb
Nov 21, 2016

Everyone makes pisstakes
"Sean, how do you sleep at night?"

https://twitter.com/seanhannity/status/885643319270920193

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