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Keru posted:Brokebrains as gently caress. He just wanted to listen to some metal. Kuuenbu went absolutely ballistic on his dad, it's frightening to listen to.
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His dad was probably so protective of his special son that he stood there and took it too I'm 32 years old and if I started yelling profanities at my dad he both could and would beat the poo poo out of me
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Jul 13, 2017 18:13
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syscall girl posted:Tony Danzas Ho just had a namechange I'm not sure how well it holds up now (or how funny it actually was), but her drawing of GE Cafe's butt falling out story always made me laugh.
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Jose posted:avshalom having a big meltdown and getting permabanned because these forums are boring now reregging constantly since is a bit weird
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Kelp Me! posted:His dad was probably so protective of his special son that he stood there and took it too What a pussy if you didn't engage your father in hand to hand combat at the age of 16 over who mows the lawn and won --- he'll never respect you.
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CannonFodder posted:So in the infamous "No you shut the gently caress up dad" episode there's like a minute of dead air where kuuenbu muted the feed. Someone extracted that one area and turned up the gain far enough that we could hear what was going on. Honestly, a part of me feels real bad for Kuuenbu, because he never stood a real chance, inbetween his parents a) divorcing then getting back together, b)them opting for 'swaddle the precious, what if they get hurt' and, primarily really, c) industrial goddamn strength autism. There's a lot of gbs-fm regulars, admins and mods that tried to help him over the years, but ultimately it was all for nothing because we're not really the people he'd listen to, or we're drowned out by all the other poo poo around him. His dad in that voiceclip is the sole voice of reason, I know for a fact a LOT of goons in chat were egging his meltdown on by either purposefully voting his show down or talking to him in IRC to make him freakout harder. I don't think I ever did poo poo like that, but it's something like 12 years ago at this point, I just hope I wasn't that kind of a shithead to someone who really only needed friends and social connections to level out. This is kindof beside this point, but Kuuenbu doesn't have an indoor voice, regardless of how many times people have told him he doesn't really need to talk at full volume at all times on VOIP or during call-ins to other DJ shows, it just never made it into his skull that what he wants to talk about, at full volume, isn't the same as what's currently in discussion. Edit: it's a constant battle between 'I could've done more for him' and 'Theres really nothing I could have done, realistically' is what I'm saying.
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purple death ray posted:Who was the goon with like a crater in his chest? I remember a guy, I think he posted in hell dump, who had a genetic condition or maybe he was in an accident, but he had a sunken part on his chest. He was a good sport about it and people used to make jokes about him eating cereal out of it. not sure of their SA name but that was a guy from goonfleet in EVE called Furnok Dorn.
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CannonFodder posted:So in the infamous "No you shut the gently caress up dad" episode there's like a minute of dead air where kuuenbu muted the feed. Someone extracted that one area and turned up the gain far enough that we could hear what was going on. He didn't mute it. His dad cut off his feed. That's how I interpreted it anyway. Keru posted:Honestly, a part of me feels real bad for Kuuenbu, because he never stood a real chance, I suppose but he didn't do himself any favors putting it all out there like he did and as far as I can tell he never really took any strides to fix anything that was wrong with him and, worse, seemed to take on a bit of an arrogant attitude everywhere he posted. I wasn't around for everything that led up to his callout thread and only registered once I started reading it, but I won't lie. It was fascinating to witness. I get what you're saying about kind of feeling bad for the guy but then again, 10 years later, it seems like he's still in that same motherfucking basement going on about metal and, worse, pretending to be smarter than everyone else - at least from what I've been able to glean with just a bit of mild, cursory research. Could be a case of me just finding someone way more hosed up than me and a roundabout route towards self validation (re: at least I'm NOT that hosed up). God knows I have my own issues I'd never want my entire life history or my search engine terms posted everywhere willy nilly but Wes seemed to do it voluntarily. It was like a cry for help but he wouldn't accept any that was offered.
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Man it's been while and I'm probably repeating poo poo but: -SomethingAwful vs. Ebaumsworld for stealing content or some dumb poo poo -super ornery mods resulting in one well deserved prob for me and one for making fun of goons. I remember being afraid to post for awhile -actual good photoshop phriday postings -Tuyop's bwm saga that actually had a good ending -Slow Trains amazing slow train wreck thread in BFC -taking part in the weirdest thing by getting in on Second Life safaris and becoming a ham person (in game) then helping by turning Baku into a Zelda themed play land. I've been doing these dead gay forums for too long I can't even remember everything that's gone down.
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Higgy posted:Man it's been while and I'm probably repeating poo poo but: Oh I remember that. SA responded by putting increasingly larger and more intrusive watermarks that took up like a quarter of the image. I called Ebaum a fag over AIM. It was a simpler time.
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Higgy posted:Man it's been while and I'm probably repeating poo poo but: Wanna know more about slow trains
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There was like this whole "coalition" between SA, 4chan, fark etc. To ddos ebaum. poo poo was weird.
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There was an animated music video about how hard SA was gonna own ebaum`s or something. poo poo was magical.
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sunken fleet posted:There was an animated music video about how hard SA was gonna own ebaum`s or something. poo poo was magical. Oh my god you made me remember that https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BijChf8ROJU
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Jul 14, 2017 00:29
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Rupert Buttermilk posted:Oh my God, I haven't seen this since the year I registered. I'd bring it up once in a while to see if anyone else remembered it, but no one ever did. So that's the step mom and presumably the goon in the background, taking the picture? Hahaha, what the gently caress. What situation would even have to occur for that scenario to take place?
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RagnarokAngel posted:Oh my god you made me remember that Holy poo poo that's some nostalgia.
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RagnarokAngel posted:Oh my god you made me remember that I remember there was also drama about the image of Zeus (from the Disney move). Since the point of the song was against piracy but also "stole" Disney's work. So this is the updated version that adds the Disney copyright as a compromise where the original didn't have that.
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BENGHAZI 2 posted:Wanna know more about slow trains Slow Motion. The whole thing was a trainwreck I just conflate the two. 
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sunken fleet posted:There was an animated music video about how hard SA was gonna own ebaum`s or something. poo poo was magical. Yeah they got owned hard. Wikipedia posted:The site was owned by Eric "eBaum" Bauman and co-owned by Bauman's secretary and father, Neil. They sold the site to ZVUE Corporation in August 2008 for $15 million cash and $2.5 million in stock, with further payouts upon performance.
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Lagomorphic posted:Yeah they got owned hard. Quitters.  
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Well at least lowtax didnt sell out and now look at him!
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YzCMHFNt7pw I stumbled upon this again
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RagnarokAngel posted:Well at least lowtax didnt sell out and now look at him!
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Thanks for reminding me of those text-to-movie videos on YouTube. Here's one acting out Ferretball's "rape is sometimes justified" post. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ubbbNj0ZpA4 I don't know if this was a post, but it's called "Welcome to LF" and it's funny. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ux3IPRGK6F8
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Keru posted:Kuuenbu once decided that a poo poo he took looked a lot like a phoenix and decided that needed to be photographic evidence and decided to share that with the gbs-fm IRC. Oh is that why there is/was the "no poop talk" rule?
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The goldmined fyad thread "Post Your Fav TCC Moment" is loaded with great goon sagas, like the 2-yo at the crack party and the time some goons GF took all his joose and was in a coma for a few days, but he refused to take her to a hospital because he was also watching a football game. And its from 5 years ago so misses some good ones
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So, I might regret asking this but what happened to forums user Pick? I saw a few people in GBS and a few other boards saying that they "missed her already" or stuff like that, and heard there was some kind of meltdown. What happened?
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All I can muster about pick is an emphatic "who cares"
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UWBW posted:So, I might regret asking this but what happened to forums user Pick? I saw a few people in GBS and a few other boards saying that they "missed her already" or stuff like that, and heard there was some kind of meltdown. What happened? Nothing. Like literally nothing. She's already back talking about herself in every thread again.
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Solice Kirsk posted:Nothing. Like literally nothing. She's already back talking about herself in every thread again. Well gently caress, that was disappointing.
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UWBW posted:So, I might regret asking this but what happened to forums user Pick? I saw a few people in GBS and a few other boards saying that they "missed her already" or stuff like that, and heard there was some kind of meltdown. What happened? She briefly left and came back pretty quickly
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purple death ray posted:She briefly left and came back pretty quickly Too bad attention whores never leave willingly
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Glenn Quebec posted:All I can muster about pick is an emphatic "who cares"
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Pick is either extremely funny or alarmingly broke brained depending on how much of her gimmick is exaggerated I thought I knew how it broke down but I'm not sure anymore
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get that OUT of my face posted:Thanks for reminding me of those text-to-movie videos on YouTube. Here's one acting out Ferretball's "rape is sometimes justified" post. This one was far ahead of its time https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0hq2rOEwnIU
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purple death ray posted:how much of her gimmick is exaggerated Now? None of it. It was before her huffy leaving, but after the return you can tell a difference and it's all poo poo. It's sad.
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Higgy posted:Slow Motion. The whole thing was a trainwreck I just conflate the two. He was the BFC guy who was in a crippling amlint of debt and didn't give a poo poo right
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Jerry Cotton posted:Oh is that why there is/was the "no poop talk" rule? I would love to say that was the only reason, but I'd be lying. It's a big reason for it, but there have been an alarming amount of Bristol Stool Chart discussions over the years.
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Higgy posted:-taking part in the weirdest thing by getting in on Second Life safaris and becoming a ham person (in game) then helping by turning Baku into a Zelda themed play land. I had some fun with W-Hat; I remember a time when someone built a hideously tacky white-and-pink love motel/ridiculous fake world dating service building, right up against Baku, so we spent a day making parodies of it across the street The got mad and called in the Lindens who were split between "that sucks but its their land" and "lol that's awesome and its their land" I was lazy and made a tiny masturbation shack in the same style and for a couple hours we were all gliding around doing wanking animations, good times
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