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Caufman
May 7, 2007

blarzgh posted:

and fast forward through the sex parts

Sure they did. Just a few guys regularly getting together to watch pornography for the stories.

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Ignite Memories
Feb 27, 2005

blarzgh posted:

My brother and his roommates back in the mid 00's would all sit around and watch porn parodies and fast forward through the sex parts and laugh hysterically at the "stories".

Dildo Saggins in "Lord of the G-String" was a big player.

It's a trap. My friend's sister once tried to pull the same exact thing with lord of the G-strings but then she stopped fast fowarding

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Nickiepoo
Jun 24, 2013

Ignite Memories posted:

It's a trap. My friend's sister once tried to pull the same exact thing with lord of the G-strings but then she stopped fast fowarding

Hey, that sounds like the plot to a porno.

ElGroucho
Nov 1, 2005

We already - What about sticking our middle fingers up... That was insane
Fun Shoe

Caufman posted:

Sure they did. Just a few guys regularly getting together to watch pornography for the stories.

Just some cool dudes jacking off together, don't see the problem there

What? Gay? No man, that's not what it was about at all. It was about the comedy of it

blarzgh
Apr 14, 2009

SNITCHIN' RANDY
Grimey Drawer
"Nobody make eye contact!"

Lurking Haro
Oct 27, 2009

ElGroucho posted:

Just some cool dudes jacking off together, don't see the problem there

What? Gay? No man, that's not what it was about at all. It was about the comedy of it

Please disregard the satchet full of crystals under the couch.

Mad Wack
Mar 27, 2008

"The faster you use your cooldowns, the faster you can use them again"
crossposting from yospos

https://giant.gfycat.com/SinfulGargantuanKob.mp4

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
That's the exact face of a man who owns a gold cigar lighter fidget spinner.

Anyway this is the most satisfaction I've ever drawn from watching someone sucking old farts out of a seat I think.

https://i.imgur.com/Stwn5Fn.gifv

Oxygen Deficiency
May 19, 2008



Karate Bastard posted:

Anyway this is the most satisfaction I've ever drawn from watching someone sucking old farts out of a seat I think.

Nickiepoo posted:

Hey, that sounds like the plot to a porno.

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar
Or a West Australian politician.

veedubfreak
Apr 2, 2005

by Smythe

Karate Bastard posted:

That's the exact face of a man who owns a gold cigar lighter fidget spinner.

Anyway this is the most satisfaction I've ever drawn from watching someone sucking old farts out of a seat I think.

https://i.imgur.com/Stwn5Fn.gifv

Welp, never riding a bus again.

Lurking Haro
Oct 27, 2009

veedubfreak posted:

Welp, never riding a bus again.

https://imgur.com/caypk9e.gifv

veedubfreak
Apr 2, 2005

by Smythe

OH god, the comments.
powdered poop

crack mayor
Dec 22, 2008

I didnt even notice the dude in the back had a spinner going too until like the 4th loop. What is it from?

Hargrimm
Sep 22, 2011

W A R R E N

crack mayor posted:

I didnt even notice the dude in the back had a spinner going too until like the 4th loop. What is it from?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6kIsEzEmI9w&hd=1

marshmallow creep
Dec 10, 2008

I've been sitting here for 5 mins trying to think of a joke to make but I just realised the animators of Mass Effect already did it for me

http://i.imgur.com/s26XEjO.mp4

Metanaut
Oct 9, 2006

Honey it's tight like that.
College Slice
http://i.imgur.com/1jguzeA.gifv

Grem
Mar 29, 2004

It's how her species communicates


Too bad she'll never make it in the NFL because she's left handed

donquixotic
May 1, 2007

When I was a yobby kid we used to do this on old trains big clouds of decades old dust in the air. I'm surprised I didn't get since sort of lung infection like opening an Egyptian tomb

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat

what the

actual funny comments........... what on earth :pwn:

Beastie
Nov 3, 2006

They used to call me tricky-kid, I lived the life they wish they did.


Karate Bastard posted:

what the

actual funny comments........... what on earth :pwn:

I love that they have never seen a mallet before.

veedubfreak
Apr 2, 2005

by Smythe

Beastie posted:

I love that they have never seen a mallet before.

Gotta admit though, a fart knocker is a good name for the mallet.

blarzgh
Apr 14, 2009

SNITCHIN' RANDY
Grimey Drawer

Grem posted:

Too bad she'll never make it in the NFL because she's left handed

Steve Young was left handed!

So was Michael Vick, but lets just move on.

PittTheElder
Feb 13, 2012

:geno: Yes, it's like a lava lamp.


2/10 did not hit maude flanders

Bad Llama
Jan 2, 2007
pwnerer

That's pretty loving funny, and I hate both anime and fidget spinners.

mobby_6kl
Aug 9, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

PittTheElder posted:

2/10 did not hit maude flanders

I don't know nothing about maude flanders, but I'd hit it, 9/10.

Kheldarn
Feb 17, 2011



http://i.imgur.com/Qtx0TnC.gifv

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

crack mayor
Dec 22, 2008

Thanks pal.

duz
Jul 11, 2005

Come on Ilhan, lets go bag us a shitpost


Bad Llama posted:

That's pretty loving funny, and I hate both anime and fidget spinners.

Go back to bed, grandpa.

https://i.imgur.com/KyeO9DO.gifv

w00tmonger
Mar 9, 2011

F-F-FRIDAY NIGHT MOTHERFUCKERS


Alright, what the gently caress is this rad poo poo

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

w00tmonger posted:

Alright, what the gently caress is this rad poo poo

Titan I nuclear missile complex? It's one of a few of of these types of dives. This one I think is in Washington state.

E: Maybe Texas; Valhalla nuclear missile silo

Literally A Person has a new favorite as of 03:11 on Jul 15, 2017

Ghostlight
Sep 25, 2009

maybe for one second you can pause; try to step into another person's perspective, and understand that a watermelon is cursing me



Caufman posted:

Sure they did. Just a few guys regularly getting together to watch pornography for the stories.

http://i.imgur.com/Lnrsh6k.mp4

hooah
Feb 6, 2006
WTF?

How the hell is he holding his breath that long? Even if it's playing at half speed, that's still a minute of breath-holding while being active, plus however long to get back to the surface.

RCarr
Dec 24, 2007

Professional swimmers / divers can hold their breath for over 5 minutes no prob bob

duz
Jul 11, 2005

Come on Ilhan, lets go bag us a shitpost


Literally A Person posted:

Titan I nuclear missile complex? It's one of a few of of these types of dives. This one I think is in Washington state.

E: Maybe Texas; Valhalla nuclear missile silo

Naw, it's in Italy.
Source: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yzh0woiH7Jw

Blue On Blue
Nov 14, 2012

hooah posted:

How the hell is he holding his breath that long? Even if it's playing at half speed, that's still a minute of breath-holding while being active, plus however long to get back to the surface.

Free divers are crazy , and my friend can do 4 1/2 minutes which i understand is like ... Ok but nothing special

The world record is like 22 minutes

MizPiz
May 29, 2013

by Athanatos

A more realistic fight scene than anything from a modern Steven Seagal movie.

ubergnu
Jun 7, 2002

Failed gothic

Sappo569 posted:


The world record is like 22 minutes

:catstare: How much of that is brain damage?

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Skippy McPants
Mar 19, 2009

ubergnu posted:

:catstare: How much of that is brain damage?

You can hold a lot of air in your lungs, and freedivers do all sorts of crazy tricks to maximize endurance and air volume. It also helps that below a certain depth the human body becomes negatively buoyant so past that point they can just float downward with zero effort... a'corse they still gotta swim back up at the end.

Here's William Trubridge insane 101m record freedive.

Edit: Oh, I guess he's since broken the record and gotten 102m, but I like 101 video more so I'm leavin' it.

Skippy McPants has a new favorite as of 07:19 on Jul 15, 2017

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