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Philippe
Aug 9, 2013

(she/her)

Zamboni_Rodeo posted:

Y'know, I look at these two people and wonder how the gently caress they thought they would ever pull that off.

Optimism, presumably.

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Zamboni Rodeo
Jul 19, 2007

NEVER play "Lady of Spain" AGAIN!




Barry Bluejeans posted:

This is like a wikihow illustration come to life.

Strudel Man
May 19, 2003
ROME DID NOT HAVE ROBOTS, FUCKWIT

Bertrand Hustle posted:

Why is it that neckbeardy fedora types always seem to misuse commas in the same way? It's like they're trying to reproduce the awkward, halting cadence of their own speech.
Because it's making fun of them.

RareAcumen
Dec 28, 2012









https://vtt.tumblr.com/tumblr_ohr5pmyeS41tib7ms_480.mp4#_=_

Elias_Maluco
Aug 23, 2007
I need to sleep

Zamboni_Rodeo posted:

Y'know, I look at these two people and wonder how the gently caress they thought they would ever pull that off.

Its a wedding. They were probably drunk

edit: vvv oh, sorry, I didnt read the whole thing. They were probably drunk anyway

Elias_Maluco has a new favorite as of 19:30 on Jul 14, 2017

HenryJLittlefinger
Jan 31, 2010

stomp clap


It wasn't a wedding, read the article.

They were practicing for their upcoming wedding.

Palpek
Dec 27, 2008


Do you feel it, Zach?
My coffee warned me about it.


Flash Gordon Ramsay
Sep 28, 2004

Grimey Drawer

It's the big one Elizabeth!

RareAcumen
Dec 28, 2012











syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe

Flash Gordon Ramsay posted:

It's the big one Elizabeth!

:laffo:

DrBouvenstein
Feb 28, 2007

I think I'm a doctor, but that doesn't make me a doctor. This fancy avatar does.

DrBouvenstein has a new favorite as of 19:53 on Jul 14, 2017

mobby_6kl
Aug 9, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
^^^
That's great

HenryJLittlefinger posted:

It wasn't a wedding, read the article.

They were practicing for their upcoming wedding.

This didn't stop them from being drunk, RTFA.

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



Realy whats stops anyone fron being drunk??

The Bananana
May 21, 2008

This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.



Flash Gordon Ramsay posted:

It's the big one Elizabeth!

Far side cartoon

lament.cfg
Dec 28, 2006

we have such posts
to show you





Don't post small Bill

Dreddout
Oct 1, 2015

You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you.

How to shoot fentanyl with your girls.


This is what happens if you don't pay your protection money in Japan

wayfinder
Jul 7, 2003

Yeah, I can't see an atheist fitting in there

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

💥💥🤯💥💥
Gotta nuke something

Wait, were those woman traced of the same "three sleeping filipino guys in an airport" image from an ancient SA photoshop thread?

PaulBearer
Jul 23, 2013

BallerBallerDillz
Jun 11, 2009

Cock, Rules, Everything, Around, Me
Scratchmo


Oh that's nice! Something the kids can play on while they wait for the zip line.

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

:staredog:

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

💥💥🤯💥💥
Gotta nuke something
Very superstitious, your skills in Asteroids.
When you believe in Hi-Scores, that don't seem right, then you suffer...
SUPERBREAKOUT I can play.

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle




Bertrand Hustle posted:

Why is it that neckbeardy fedora types always seem to misuse commas in the same way? It's like they're trying to reproduce the awkward, halting cadence of their own speech.

When you're a little kid first taught about commas you might be told they represent a natural pause in speech. Then a bunch of other rules. Maybe they just stick with the first bit and they are big fans of Christopher Walken and Captain Kirk.





























Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat

me: no I wasn't about to heil the fuhrer at all why do you ask?
buddy: hbjazratsbhajbatftyaggn

and


why is this man dry humping this place to shreds?

That70sHeidi
Aug 16, 2009

Disappointed no one has put David Cassidy on this yet.

Caufman
May 7, 2007

Karate Bastard posted:

why is this man dry humping this place to shreds?


Dreddout posted:

This is what happens if you don't pay your protection money in Japan

Woman is like, "Whatever, I got what I needed."

Clerk is like, "Buddy, I just work here."

treiz01
Jan 2, 2008

There is little that makes me happier than taking drugs. Perhaps administering them, designing and carrying out experiments that bend the plane of what we consider reality.



This is amazing

nerdz
Oct 12, 2004


Complex, statistically improbable things are by their nature more difficult to explain than simple, statistically probable things.
Grimey Drawer

it's funny but it's fake, in the original he's holding a synthesizer.

Jamesman
Nov 19, 2004

"First off, let me start by saying curly light blond hair does not suit Hyomin at all. Furthermore,"
Fun Shoe

Karate Bastard posted:

why is this man dry humping this place to shreds?

Because he can, and the Yakuza games are amazing.


Now everyone, please dissect this picture.

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



treiz01 posted:



This is amazing

your img is broken for some reason



omg lol agreed

Cocaine Bear
Nov 4, 2011

ACAB

It's a kid in a costume. Idgi.

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



JoelJoel posted:

It's a kid in a costume. Idgi.

someone put this lil poo poo in a costume, see how they like it

TinTower
Apr 21, 2010

You don't have to 8e a good person to 8e a hero.

trickybiscuits
Jan 13, 2008

yospos

Intrinsic Field Marshal posted:

Researchers believe that herring communicate with one another in a way humans would find repulsive hilarious and identifiable: passing gas.

funmanguy
Apr 20, 2006

What time is it?

Every loving time

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle





Ban this sick filth.

dumb.
Apr 11, 2014

-=💀=-

VanSandman
Feb 16, 2011
SWAP.AVI EXCHANGER

Holy poo poo

TITTIEKISSER69
Mar 19, 2005

SAVE THE BEES
PLANT MORE TREES
CLEAN THE SEAS
KISS TITTIESS




Somebody put the woman in the last panel of loss.jpg

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Canned Panda
Jul 10, 2012




nerdz posted:

it's funny but it's fake, in the original he's holding a synthesizer.

It'S fUnNy bUt It'S fAkE, iN tHe OrIgInAl He'S hOlDiNg A sYnThEsIzEr

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