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fruit on the bottom posted:Man I wish we used our man councils to organize the rapes. Instead it's all about schedules and union dues and stupid bylaws and long conversations about how apparently my man cave isn't built to code and it's dragging down the whole sex JERRY ITS A WHOLE loving 1/8TH OF AN INCH DONT YOU HAVE ANYTHING BETTER TO DO and then we schedule the next one. that mancave was a loving deathtrap and you know it
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fruit on the bottom posted:Man I wish we used our man councils to organize the rapes. Instead it's all about schedules and union dues and stupid bylaws and long conversations about how apparently my man cave isn't built to code and it's dragging down the whole sex JERRY ITS A WHOLE loving 1/8TH OF AN INCH DONT YOU HAVE ANYTHING BETTER TO DO and then we schedule the next one. The Jewish conspiracy has the same problem.
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# ? Jul 16, 2017 03:28 |
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WampaLord posted:More stories about idiots!
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# ? Jul 16, 2017 03:30 |
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Look, if Hugh comes into my apartment (I was going to say "breaks in" but he still has my keys) and tries to gently caress me, I'll say "no", and that'll make it a rape, and I promise not to report it to the police, which means it's an unreported rape which is like your guys' favorite kind. So just tell him to get the hell over here ok (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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# ? Jul 16, 2017 03:31 |
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Pick posted:Look, if Hugh comes into my apartment (I was going to say "breaks in" but he still has my keys) and tries to gently caress me, I'll say "no", and that'll make it a rape, and I promise not to report it to the police, which means it's an unreported rape which is like your guys' favorite kind. So just tell him to get the hell over here ok
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# ? Jul 16, 2017 03:33 |
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fruit on the bottom posted:A guy offered me coke in a bar bathroom one time, and I was like nah and he was like ok please don't tell anyone I'm doing coke in the bathroom and I was like nah and I peed in the general direction of the toilet. I spent an internship in college doing biochem research in DC, and a bunch of us nerdy-rear end interns found ourselves in Georgetown one Saturday night at this upscale apartment party hosted by these like, pre-law guys or something. A few of these collared-shirt-and-tie-at-a-party-assholes were doing coke in the back room and tried to get the girls in our group to go back there with them and thankfully the girls were too skeeved out and ordered us all the gently caress out of there over our mild drunken protests, which was absolutely the correct decision. No regrets that we left, although I'm sure at least one dude in that place is going to end up in Congress or on the Supreme Court someday.
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# ? Jul 16, 2017 03:33 |
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Pick posted:Look, if Hugh comes into my apartment (I was going to say "breaks in" but he still has my keys) and tries to gently caress me, I'll say "no", and that'll make it a rape, and I promise not to report it to the police, which means it's an unreported rape which is like your guys' favorite kind. So just tell him to get the hell over here ok Actually my favorite kind are technical rapes, like where both parties run afoul of some Byzantine artifact of contract law that invalidates consent and makes them both guilty of rape. Usually they forget to initial on page 3. It's a pain but usually easy to clear up on the paperwork.
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# ? Jul 16, 2017 03:36 |
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fruit on the bottom posted:Actually my favorite kind are technical rapes, like where both parties run afoul of some Byzantine artifact of contract law that invalidates consent and makes them both guilty of rape. i dont care how you do it just get it done
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# ? Jul 16, 2017 03:44 |
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Pick posted:Look, if Hugh comes into my apartment (I was going to say "breaks in" but he still has my keys) and tries to gently caress me, I'll say "no", and that'll make it a rape, and I promise not to report it to the police, which means it's an unreported rape which is like your guys' favorite kind. So just tell him to get the hell over here ok I usually enjoy your posts, pick, but I think you need a break
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# ? Jul 16, 2017 03:45 |
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30/m with 29/f for 2 years - Am I crazy for thinking her reaction to me being late with the pizza is massively out of proportion?quote:So this feels crazy to me even asking this, but I just need some kind of confirmation or perspective I'm not seeing: I live with my girlfriend. Every Friday is pizza night. We either order some Domino's or I pick up Papa Murphy's. She LOVES pizza night because during the week we are pretty strict with our diet and exercise, so Friday nights are pop/pizza/movie and it's a treat. I get off of work at 5, she gets off at 6, so if I'm picking up the pizza then I get it on the way home.
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# ? Jul 16, 2017 03:45 |
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Pick posted:i dont care how you do it just get it done Dammit Pick stop riding my rear end. I'll work this case my way. *throws unrelated chunk of metal*
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# ? Jul 16, 2017 03:46 |
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Haifisch posted:30/m with 29/f for 2 years - Am I crazy for thinking her reaction to me being late with the pizza is massively out of proportion? Imagine being that mad over waiting a few minutes for lovely pizza
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# ? Jul 16, 2017 03:48 |
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She's fucken the pizza when he's not around
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# ? Jul 16, 2017 03:49 |
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That's why she always tells him to get the italian sausage
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# ? Jul 16, 2017 03:50 |
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Lol how fat is that gf?
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# ? Jul 16, 2017 03:50 |
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You used to be funny Pick...
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# ? Jul 16, 2017 03:52 |
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Haifisch posted:30/m with 29/f for 2 years - Am I crazy for thinking her reaction to me being late with the pizza is massively out of proportion? quote:In fact, the week prior she specifically told me I should leave for a little while when she starts acting crazy because she ends up saying things she doesn't mean. This was, in retrospect, probably not a good sign
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# ? Jul 16, 2017 03:54 |
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Ride The Gravitron posted:Lol how fat is that gf? Apparently not very, but she does have some food issues: comment from the OP posted:It's not just pizza that upsets her. But yeah, she has an issue with binge eating (used to eat an entire medium pizza + ice cream every friday, some other nights dinner would be a full bag of candy) and it caused her to gain 15 lbs a year ago. She has now been working hard to lose that weight.
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# ? Jul 16, 2017 03:55 |
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Pick drinks way more than she lets on.
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# ? Jul 16, 2017 03:56 |
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A Moose posted:You used to be funny Pick... She lost her wheelchair-bound muse
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# ? Jul 16, 2017 03:57 |
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A Moose posted:You used to be funny Pick... Funny looking! -- We have lot of fun here, but Marfan syndrome is a serious genetic condition effect thousands of people a year. For the cost of just a cup of coffee today you can make a difference. To donate today go online or give us a ca
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# ? Jul 16, 2017 03:57 |
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A Moose posted:You used to be funny Pick... Someday maybe again, if anything I need to start drinking again.
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# ? Jul 16, 2017 03:59 |
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Pick posted:Look, if Hugh comes into my apartment (I was going to say "breaks in" but he still has my keys) and tries to gently caress me, I'll say "no", and that'll make it a rape, and I promise not to report it to the police, which means it's an unreported rape which is like your guys' favorite kind. So just tell him to get the hell over here ok dude
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# ? Jul 16, 2017 04:00 |
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Pick posted:Someday maybe again, if anything I need to start drinking again. I don't think that would be a good idea in your case
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# ? Jul 16, 2017 04:01 |
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She is sexually abusing him My very religious Mormon girlfriend [23F] gets upset and blames me [23M] when we have sex but if I don't want to have sex to avoid drama she gets upset and begs me until I give in. u/drivesmecrayZ quote:We have only been dating for 10 months. I know some people might say to cut my losses and run, but I don't think that is what I want. I really like Ali and could see a future together with her. She is one of the nicest girls I've ever dated and has such a kind heart, and on top of that we have so much in common. I'd like to make things work if I can, but her hang ups over sex are becoming an issue but only because she puts the blame on me for her feeling guilty or like she's let her faith and family down.
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# ? Jul 16, 2017 04:04 |
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fruit on the bottom posted:I don't think that would be a good idea in your case well what she's doing now isn't working
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# ? Jul 16, 2017 04:04 |
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Ride The Gravitron posted:Things this thread had taught me: Don't date mormons
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# ? Jul 16, 2017 04:09 |
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Blue Train posted:well what she's doing now isn't working Accelerationism is one thing when it comes to politics
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# ? Jul 16, 2017 04:10 |
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Ride The Gravitron posted:Don't date mormons
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# ? Jul 16, 2017 04:10 |
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Durrr I [28 M] feel like my girlfriend [38 F] is being manipulative. Could I get some unbiased eyes on this text? u/AoraOfficial quote:Backstory
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# ? Jul 16, 2017 04:11 |
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That was not where I was expecting that story to go
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# ? Jul 16, 2017 04:20 |
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Haifisch posted:30/m with 29/f for 2 years - Am I crazy for thinking her reaction to me being late with the pizza is massively out of proportion? I can imagine being this passionate over some local wood-fired pizza place, but trash fire pizza garbage rear end pizza like Domino's and goddamn Papa Murphy's? What in the heck?????
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# ? Jul 16, 2017 04:27 |
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Blue Train posted:Durrr
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# ? Jul 16, 2017 04:35 |
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Blue Train posted:She is sexually abusing him Never date Mormons. Especially if you aren't Mormon yourself. It's a horrible idea with basically no upsides.
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# ? Jul 16, 2017 04:36 |
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Cough Drop The Beat posted:Never date Mormons. Especially if you aren't Mormon yourself. It's a horrible idea with basically no upsides.
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# ? Jul 16, 2017 04:44 |
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Cough Drop The Beat posted:Never date Mormons. Especially if you aren't Mormon yourself. It's a horrible idea with basically no upsides. Respect their culture?
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# ? Jul 16, 2017 04:48 |
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Cough Drop The Beat posted:Never date Mormons. Especially if you aren't Mormon yourself. It's a horrible idea with basically no upsides. Yea OP is being given a crash course in the comments: quote:Yeah... speaking as a former Mormon, there are other very important conversations you should be having with her too. If her religion is this important to her, it's very likely that being married in a Mormon Temple will also be very important. (Mormons believe that this is the only way for marriages and families to stay together in the next life). OP posted:Wow... lmao
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# ? Jul 16, 2017 04:54 |
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Avenging_Mikon posted:Amazingly you can condemn someone's behaviour without condoning the poo poo things people do to them. Regularly getting drunk and high is bad behaviour. bad... rear end
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# ? Jul 16, 2017 05:26 |
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It seems like a lot of these crazy people threaten suicide, does that work?
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Blue Train posted:She is sexually abusing him Is this the opposite of make-up sex?
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