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Zikan posted:said good things about General Secretary Corbyn of the People's Republic of Britain and Northern Ireland. unfavourably compared the President's hair to that of Lord Protector Boris Johnson
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1982 Subaru Brat posted:Stood on a soapbox in the crowd at the National Mall during the second inauguration, and demanded that Mike Pence make an honest woman out of that mare and claim his bastard half-horse child in accordance with Christian family values supported Mike Pence's centaur bastard's claim to the throne
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Jun 12, 2017 11:49
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Played the new Wolfenstein
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Jun 12, 2017 16:42
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Failed to face the North, drop to my knees, and give praise to Lord Trump, first of his name, finest of all the land.
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Jun 12, 2017 17:49
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posted constructive criticism on Barron's Deviantart
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Jun 13, 2017 00:23
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Saw Trump in court
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Jun 13, 2017 17:42
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Thought that JEB! would probably have come up with a better healthcare plan. Posting it on Twitter led to my demise. 
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Jun 26, 2017 16:41
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emailed an ascii dick to the white house in response to their request for feedback on the electoral integrity commission
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Jul 14, 2017 23:20
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referenced the fact that Don Jr's nickname in college was literally pissbaby, in front of the secret police
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Jul 14, 2017 23:22
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disclosed my russian meetings, i.e. when i had beef stroganoff for dinner the other night
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Jul 15, 2017 00:13
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Submitted a comment without using multiple proxies and a fake name. Purged at the Football Friday Fuckfest.
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Jul 15, 2017 04:09
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Was offended by the water sports scene in Team America.
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Jul 15, 2017 23:39
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touched orb
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Jul 16, 2017 00:03
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made the nazis uncomfortable while they were rounding up immigrants by staring at them judgementally
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Jul 16, 2017 00:14
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Brother Friendship posted:touched orb did not touch orb
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Jul 16, 2017 00:48
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insufficient orb praise
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Jul 16, 2017 05:36
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Top City Homo posted:insufficient orb praise obsequious, clearly insincere orb praise
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empty whippet box posted:did not touch orb u better believe that's a whippin'
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Jul 16, 2017 06:37
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praise for smash bros melee was deemed to be "too ironic" for barron's taste
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Jul 17, 2017 02:06
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failed to denounce the Anti-Trumpy Group quickly or severely enough
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Jul 30, 2017 21:23
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I was and am a pickles truther and I stand by that even to the firing line
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Jul 30, 2017 21:49
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Bowed down before tony atamanuik the False Trump
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Jul 30, 2017 23:27
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1982 Subaru Brat posted:Stood on a soapbox in the crowd at the National Mall during the second inauguration, and demanded that Mike Pence make an honest woman out of that mare and claim his bastard half-horse child in accordance with Christian family values bojack pence will be avenged!
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Jul 31, 2017 00:05
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murdered by spouse when i bent the knee to ... TRUMP
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Jul 31, 2017 00:15
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Could actually suck my own cock
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Jul 31, 2017 00:50
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escaped a leftist death camp but the trumpstaffel assumed i was sent back as a spy
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Jul 31, 2017 01:53
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member of gope
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Jul 31, 2017 02:55
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Joined the Trumpstaffel; President's approval rating continued to steadily decline
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Aug 1, 2017 08:49
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was confused for the Mooch and purged
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Aug 1, 2017 23:18
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said "i gotta take a leak" and was gulag'd for speaking to the Fake Media
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Aug 2, 2017 00:50
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Asked the President if he thought he really belonged in the WWE HoF despite his lack of 5 star matches.
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Aug 8, 2017 18:24
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Choosing imported Japanese craft beer over non-Union American brewed Trump Beer.
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Aug 9, 2017 10:15
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lived in guam
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Aug 9, 2017 19:17
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refused to take my mandatory fentanyl shot
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Aug 9, 2017 23:17
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Said the white house was nice and that the new imperial residence is tacky
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Aug 10, 2017 00:52
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disclosed my financial earnings properly
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Aug 10, 2017 01:00
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The Orb Gives And The Orb Takes Away
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Aug 10, 2017 06:59
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Took a vacation to Guam
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Played Melee with items on.
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