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Pick posted:It seems like a lot of these crazy people threaten suicide, does that work? No, that usually ends the relationship too
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# ? Jul 16, 2017 05:38 |
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Either it works and the other person is stuck in misery forever, or it doesn't work and it turns out it was just bluffing. No middle ground.
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# ? Jul 16, 2017 05:41 |
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Pick posted:It seems like a lot of these crazy people threaten suicide, does that work? suicide rates continue to rise in the US, clearly it's working.
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# ? Jul 16, 2017 05:44 |
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Pick posted:It seems like a lot of these crazy people threaten suicide, does that work? yeah it usually works... for a while
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# ? Jul 16, 2017 05:45 |
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Oh you mean does "threatening" suicide work.
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# ? Jul 16, 2017 05:45 |
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Haifisch posted:30/m with 29/f for 2 years - Am I crazy for thinking her reaction to me being late with the pizza is massively out of proportion? This is textbook emotional abuse more or less (and maybe borderline personality disorder), it really reminds me of my ex, who once freaked out at me so bad for not wanting to drive from the Portland suburbs to SE Portland to buy her a second birthday cake from a chinese bakery that she held me at sword-point using a replica of Sting from Lord of the Rings. Anyway she eventually did me the huge favor of mostly breaking up with me but also left it in that weird limbo where we weren't TOTALLY broken up, like this girl did, and I had to officially end it by telling her to get hosed and take her name off our lease. That should be this guy's next move.
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# ? Jul 16, 2017 05:47 |
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Pick posted:It seems like a lot of these crazy people threaten suicide, does that work? are you gonna try that with hugh
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# ? Jul 16, 2017 05:51 |
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"I'm going to kill myself if we can't go back to our tepid friendship that you don't care much about and that makes me miserable because what we had is definitely worth dying for."
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# ? Jul 16, 2017 05:58 |
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"sure ok. you want another rockstar?"
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# ? Jul 16, 2017 06:05 |
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Fortis posted:Portland Everything I hear about this place is beyond parody.
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# ? Jul 16, 2017 06:06 |
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Inescapable Duck posted:Everything I hear about this place is beyond parody. To be fair to Portland, neither of us were natives and she would have pulled this poo poo regardless of where we lived at the time.
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# ? Jul 16, 2017 06:13 |
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Fortis posted:it really reminds me of my ex, who once freaked out at me so bad for not wanting to drive from the Portland suburbs to SE Portland to buy her a second birthday cake from a chinese bakery that she held me at sword-point using a replica of Sting from Lord of the Rings I feel like there are too many unnecessary details, here, yet I am glad I read all of them. Especially the last one
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# ? Jul 16, 2017 06:14 |
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My [29M] wife [27F] of 4 years wants to open a bakery, but I don't know how to tell her I think it's a bad ideaquote:My wife has always loved baking, ever since we first moved in together six years ago she always has something in the oven, and she's definitely good at it. Her friend got married a month ago and my wife made the cake, it was a huge hit and everyone said how much they loved it. That made her really happy and I was very proud of her, the cake was chocolate with like a raspberry filling and it was delicious. A few days ago she brought up to me that she wants to start her own bakery, and went on about what she'd put on the menu and how she'd decorate the store and what she'd name it, so on and so forth. I just let her talk, because it all does sound like a good idea, but I didn't realize she was serious about wanting to do it NOW, I guess I thought it was more of a hypothetical and if it ever did happen it wouldn't be for a long time.
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# ? Jul 16, 2017 06:14 |
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Dude can relax, because no bank is going to loan her money to start a drat bakery
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# ? Jul 16, 2017 06:16 |
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Fortis posted:This is textbook emotional abuse more or less (and maybe borderline personality disorder), it really reminds me of my ex, who once freaked out at me so bad for not wanting to drive from the Portland suburbs to SE Portland to buy her a second birthday cake from a chinese bakery that she held me at sword-point using a replica of Sting from Lord of the Rings. Anyway she eventually did me the huge favor of mostly breaking up with me but also left it in that weird limbo where we weren't TOTALLY broken up, like this girl did, and I had to officially end it by telling her to get hosed and take her name off our lease. That should be this guy's next move. wooph Also Sting lol. Are you a giant spider. Is that what really happened. Because it's told differently in The Two Towers and id like to get your side
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# ? Jul 16, 2017 06:17 |
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I mean i knew that hobbits love eating but i'd never heard of second birthday lol
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# ? Jul 16, 2017 06:17 |
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I tell the story with all the details because I feel like it elevates it from "my ex was emotionally abusive" to "my ex was so emotionally abusive it turned my entire life into an insane parody of existing as a human being." I consider myself lucky that fate handed me a relatively easy escape opportunity and I was smart enough to take it when I did. The story of how she got the sword is pretty boring. She was an RA where we went to college for a few of the apartment buildings on campus and some kid left it in their place when they left for the summer. It was an art school. I think ultimately my advice is to neither date nor be an art student at any point in your life.
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# ? Jul 16, 2017 06:35 |
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# ? Jul 16, 2017 06:45 |
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hey u did a thing
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# ? Jul 16, 2017 07:07 |
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Posting this one for one comment in particular. I [26 F] asked my best friend [25 F] of 15 years to watch my animals while I was away for a few days, just accidentally saw on my camera that she barely stopped by. quote:I go out of state for work for 3-4 days maybe about 3-4 times a year. My best friend lives only about 10 minutes away from me so I usually pay her to take care of my 2 dogs and 2 cats. Recently, however, I watched her dog for her when her family went away on vacation so she said quote:This would make me livid. That would be the end of the friendship for me.
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# ? Jul 16, 2017 07:23 |
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More of this, less talking about you-know-Hugh.
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# ? Jul 16, 2017 07:23 |
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I'm the spider nipples
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# ? Jul 16, 2017 07:37 |
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# ? Jul 16, 2017 07:42 |
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I'm the giant burning eye giving universally applicable advice in the background
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# ? Jul 16, 2017 07:45 |
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Viva Miriya posted:I'm the spider nipples don't be greedy; you can't be both Ex [22M] proposed to me [22F] today. My current BF [23M] wants me to keep the proposal necklace my ex gave me. I want to throw it away. quote:Me: 22F
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# ? Jul 16, 2017 08:02 |
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She should not keep it cause that's gonna give Dave the wrong idea. Also jims into cuck
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# ? Jul 16, 2017 08:04 |
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You know how sometimes an Alzheimer patient can have a moment of clarity that makes you remember the person they used to be? This is kinda like that.
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# ? Jul 16, 2017 08:08 |
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A Wizard of Goatse posted:don't be greedy; you can't be both Sell it on the internet.
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# ? Jul 16, 2017 09:01 |
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Inescapable Duck posted:Sell it on the internet. And dump your weird boyfriend who says "Yea, wear this gift from your stalker ex" because what in the gently caress?
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Drunk Nerds posted:I feel like there are too many unnecessary details, here, yet I am glad I read all of them. Well it could've been Sting from the Police, it's important to clarify these things
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# ? Jul 16, 2017 10:42 |
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Can Pick become the new Elsa and just draw pictures from now on?
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# ? Jul 16, 2017 10:51 |
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A Wizard of Goatse posted:Ex [22M] proposed to me [22F] today. My current BF [23M] wants me to keep the proposal necklace my ex gave me. I want to throw it away. How disgusting are the people involved in this to propose with a video game necklace. At least the dude who bought his girlfriend the extremely overpriced final fantasy necklace didnt do it as a proposal and bought one that doesnt look like something an aging bohemian woman with grey hair and multicolored blouse at a flea market would rock.
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# ? Jul 16, 2017 13:19 |
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Barudak posted:How disgusting are the people involved in this to propose with a video game necklace. Well quote:I have logged over 700 hours in the game
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# ? Jul 16, 2017 14:09 |
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I think she should keep the necklace, it sounds like she needs an upgrade to her INT and CHA stats
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# ? Jul 16, 2017 14:20 |
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new phone who dis posted:I don't pity the big business getting stolen from but I also don't pity the person willing to risk permanently loving up their life over some petty crime bullshit. I know this is from pages back but I'd like to point out that Walmart (at least the one I work at) gives bonuses to its employees based on low shrink numbers. So basically if you do steal from my store you are stealing money from my pocket and gently caress you.
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# ? Jul 16, 2017 14:39 |
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Jandipoo posted:I know this is from pages back but I'd like to point out that Walmart (at least the one I work at) gives bonuses to its employees based on low shrink numbers. So basically if you do steal from my store you are stealing money from my pocket and gently caress you. lol
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# ? Jul 16, 2017 14:54 |
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quote:She explained that she didn't believe in premarital sex and that if I expected sex before marriage then I should just move on and find another girl. You quote:we might be a good match, so I decided to take a chance. stupid, stupid quote:When we got there she told me she thought we had a real chance of marriage and she wanted to have sex. I asked if she was sure and she said yes, so we did. dipshit. She is fishing for a marriage proposal, dummy.
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# ? Jul 16, 2017 15:26 |
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I kind of want this to be fake, but the husband deserves to roast in hell for what he said:quote:My [32F] husband [35M] of five years just came out as gay Also they got married in 2010s. It's not the 1950s, you do not have to get married to someone you don't want to. That poo poo is on him and him only. It's not brave - on their wedding day he got up in front of her, all their friends and family and lied his rear end off about who he was and his feelings for her.
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Jandipoo posted:I know this is from pages back but I'd like to point out that Walmart (at least the one I work at) gives bonuses to its employees based on low shrink numbers. So basically if you do steal from my store you are stealing money from my pocket and gently caress you. walmart purposefully pays it's employees so little they need to get food stamps ( TAX FUNDED , so when you work at wal mart you are stealing money from my pocket and gently caress you
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Milotic posted:I kind of want this to be fake, but the husband deserves to roast in hell for what he said: Wow look at this homophobe here
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