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SmokaDustbowl
Feb 12, 2001

by vyelkin
Fun Shoe

Agrajag posted:

hold a sec why isn't the honey edible? also gently caress these bastards for killing the bees

(gently caress you i aint gonna bother reading that article)

they relocated the bees and the honey isn't edible because of lead paint etc

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eonwe
Aug 11, 2008



Lipstick Apathy

I want to see if someone can corrupt one of these robots like SmarterChild or that Microsoft bot

Agrajag
Jan 21, 2006

gat dang thats hot

i have this giant urge to run around knocking these things over

Gringostar
Nov 12, 2016
Morbid Hound

i'm the fully prepared and absolutely prepared statement

succ
Nov 11, 2016

by Cyrano4747

anarcho-primitivism is the only solution

LGD
Sep 25, 2004

eonwe posted:

I want to see if someone can corrupt one of these robots like SmarterChild or that Microsoft bot

Tay did nothing wrong

Gringostar
Nov 12, 2016
Morbid Hound

Agrajag posted:

i have this giant urge to run around knocking these things over

buttplug tipping

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=51ZNwRvKzfs

Rah!
Feb 21, 2006


SpiderHyphenMan posted:

If I saw a robot coming at me I'd poo poo myself.

Another human cucked by the zuck!

BrutalistMcDonalds
Oct 4, 2012


Lipstick Apathy
there's a Louisiana bee man on YouTube who i watch when i need to chill

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MbO_0ZIxwz0

Agrajag
Jan 21, 2006

gat dang thats hot

Gringostar posted:

buttplug tipping

a night of beers and butt plug tipping with the boys

1994 Toyota Celica
Sep 11, 2008

by Nyc_Tattoo

Rah! posted:

I saw the new planet of the apes and kept laughing at random moments because i kept thinking of turdfuzz's avatar

i wish he'd talk about what it was like to work with andy serkis and woody harrelson

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

TMMadman posted:

The funny part is that if Trump was some sort of demented monster, all his little antics would make him endearing.

I mean let's face it, if Trump had run as a Democrat, we'd still be calling him an idiot because he is profoundly stupid but we'd also liking his childish antics in a different way.

no

StashAugustine
Mar 24, 2013

Do not trust in hope- it will betray you! Only faith and hatred sustain.

Epic High Five posted:

The NRA is basically ISIS propaganda wing for the GOP at this point

Their goal is to get a bunch of militia nuts to drive into cities and campuses and shoot up polling places that progressives and minorities go to

Yeah I was just wondering exactly how blatant it was

Gringostar
Nov 12, 2016
Morbid Hound

Agrajag posted:

a night of beers and butt plug tipping with the boys

this is what cumshitter considered a good friday night

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




Dead Man’s Band

TMMadman posted:

The funny part is that if Trump was some sort of demented monster, all his little antics would make him endearing.

I mean let's face it, if Trump had run as a Democrat, we'd still be calling him an idiot because he is profoundly stupid but we'd also liking his childish antics in a different way.

It is still illegal for Democratic Party members to commit crimes.

kaleedity
Feb 27, 2016



SmokaDustbowl posted:

they relocated the bees and the honey isn't edible because of lead paint etc

you got a problem with wall candy

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

BrutalistMcDonalds posted:

there's a Louisiana bee man on YouTube who i watch when i need to chill

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MbO_0ZIxwz0

will bill mitchell own a bee hive one day and train bees to carry his mechanical bee suit :thunk:

Gringostar
Nov 12, 2016
Morbid Hound

prefect posted:

It is still illegal for Democratic Party members to commit crimes.

democrats can't even get blow jobs

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


StashAugustine posted:

Yeah I was just wondering exactly how blatant it was

There are NRA videos with some right wing talk lady who exhorts members to be "the fist"' to protect against "leftist crime"

Skyl3lazer
Aug 27, 2007

[Dooting Stealthily]




wow

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

Looks like we should have taken Marvin's threats seriously.

Bethamphetamine
Oct 29, 2012

Democrats said a swear once, so I guess it's time for this whole democracy thing to go.

Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

https://twitter.com/kylegriffin1/status/887081241287290880

presidency corrupt so what

SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017


300k seems kind of low for 6 months, tbh

Hillary 2024
Nov 13, 2016

by vyelkin

Agrajag posted:

i have this giant urge to run around knocking these things over

they're probably heavy as gently caress. A bit of oil on the wheels is likely to gently caress them though, as would putting a bag or tarp over their sensors. Basically whatever works on Daleks will work on security robots.

HUGE PUBES A PLUS
Apr 30, 2005

Does Spicy live locked in a basement cell somewhere in the White House with all media and communication blocked. Asking for a friend.

https://twitter.com/marinafang/status/887036709476741120

Mia Wasikowska
Oct 7, 2006

lol that article is great
"Christie had arranged for Obama to call his number if Trump won - but germophobe Trump didn't want to use the New Jersey governor's cell"

Gringostar
Nov 12, 2016
Morbid Hound

Hillary 2020 posted:

they're probably heavy as gently caress. A bit of oil on the wheels is likely to gently caress them though, as would putting a bag or tarp over their sensors. Basically whatever works on Daleks will work on security robots.

alternatively tape a plunger and speaker that just repeats "exterminate" on them and set them free

PostNouveau
Sep 3, 2011

VY till I die
Grimey Drawer
Why are the security robots so big if they're just cameras on wheels?

Gringostar
Nov 12, 2016
Morbid Hound

PostNouveau posted:

Why are the security robots so big if they're just cameras on wheels?

the ai needs to eat a lot of doughnuts

jBrereton
May 30, 2013
Grimey Drawer
Portal 3 viral ad campaign going well

Nostalgia4Infinity
Feb 27, 2007

10,000 YEARS WASN'T ENOUGH LURKING

That DICK! posted:

where teh gently caress are all these cop robots coming from all of a sudden?

yeah this. I have literally never heard of this before.

resistentialism
Aug 13, 2007

PostNouveau posted:

Why are the security robots so big if they're just cameras on wheels?

Maybe so people don't make off with them in a pickup or something.

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ

Mia Wasikowska
Oct 7, 2006

its cop robot week

Bert Roberge
Nov 28, 2003


They should add vacuums to these things and make them like Roombas while they go about with their Dalek stuff.

PostNouveau
Sep 3, 2011

VY till I die
Grimey Drawer

Bert Roberge posted:

They should add vacuums to these things and make them like Roombas while they go about with their Dalek stuff.

Put some speakers and jukebox software on them.

babypolis
Nov 4, 2009

Agrajag posted:

im white knighting a motherfucking wrist watch

don't go out and buy big honking fashion watches unless you want to look like a tool 10 years later

dont buy watches because they are a dumb worthless luxury

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Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



eonwe posted:

I want to see if someone can corrupt one of these robots like SmarterChild or that Microsoft bot

A robot policeman zipping around screaming about the pernicious influence of the Jew as a couple of scrawny programmer nerds with taped glasses chase it around trying to stop it

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