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Atlas Hugged
Mar 12, 2007


Put your arms around me,
fiddly digits, itchy britches
I love you all
I should probably stop looking at Gorkamorka stuff on eBay. It's dead and never coming back.

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chutche2
Jul 3, 2010

CUPOLA MY BALLS
So me and my friend are discussing kitting his raven guard out with melee dreads, having them run upfield turn 1 popping smoke to be at -2 to be hit.

DiHK
Feb 4, 2013

by Azathoth
Heeeeeelllllllllllllllllllloooooo nurse.

Yeah that sounds fun with the dreadnoughts.

Endman
May 18, 2010

That is not dead which can eternal lie, And with strange aeons even anime may die


Don't gork your mork too hard

Fathis Munk
Feb 23, 2013

??? ?

I don't like this :gonk:

Iceclaw
Nov 4, 2009

Fa la lanky down dilly, motherfuckers.
It' an ork dok with two inflated ballons. His only training material was looney tunes cartoons.

Fathis Munk
Feb 23, 2013

??? ?
Now I like it again.

Moola
Aug 16, 2006

chutche2 posted:

So me and my friend are discussing kitting his raven guard out with melee dreads, having them run upfield turn 1 popping smoke to be at -2 to be hit.

Dreads can't run they're feet are too stumpy dumbass

Indolent Bastard
Oct 26, 2007

I WON THIS AMAZING AVATAR! I'M A WINNER! WOOOOO!

Iceclaw posted:

It' an ork dok with two inflated ballons. His only training material was looney tunes cartoons.

Clearly those are chest squigs. Duh.

Chill la Chill
Jul 2, 2007

Don't lose your gay


Moola posted:

Dreads can't run they're feet are too stumpy dumbass

I hated the way dawn of war had them move. They should've had tiny jumps forward as their means of locomotion.

NTRabbit
Aug 15, 2012

i wear this armour to protect myself from the histrionics of hysterical women

bitches




Chill la Chill posted:

I hated the way dawn of war had them move. They should've had tiny jumps forward as their means of locomotion.

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

Chill la Chill posted:

I hated the way dawn of war had them move. They should've had tiny jumps forward as their means of locomotion.

I liked the Killa Kans even though they should have had Def Dreads too. STOMP STOMP STOMP!

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth

Iron Crowned posted:

I liked the Killa Kans even though they should have had Def Dreads too. STOMP STOMP STOMP!

DoW 3 has both.

Chill la Chill
Jul 2, 2007

Don't lose your gay



This would've also been acceptable. On that note, my LGS had a big discount for rune wars stuff so I got this nice surfing necromancer:

TheChirurgeon
Aug 7, 2002

Remember how good you are
Taco Defender
that's cool.



Also Dreadnoughts in DoW were perfect because they were loving *adorable*

Chill la Chill
Jul 2, 2007

Don't lose your gay


They were, but imagine how adorable it would've been if they did tiny bunny hops instead.

Atlas Hugged
Mar 12, 2007


Put your arms around me,
fiddly digits, itchy britches
I love you all
Please convince me not to buy a Deffkopta.

Pidgin Englishman
Apr 30, 2007

If you shoot
you better hit your mark
Don't as you'd be giving GW money, and their new codex rules mean orks will again be relegated to the waste basket of usability.

That's all I got, soz man :(

Atlas Hugged
Mar 12, 2007


Put your arms around me,
fiddly digits, itchy britches
I love you all
I just want to put it on my shelf.

Beerdeer
Apr 25, 2006

Frank Herbert's Dude

Atlas Hugged posted:

I just want to put it on my shelf.

The little ones? I have Dark Vengeance Koptas. If you're in the US I'll send you one

Atlas Hugged
Mar 12, 2007


Put your arms around me,
fiddly digits, itchy britches
I love you all

Beerdeer posted:

The little ones? I have Dark Vengeance Koptas. If you're in the US I'll send you one

I didn't even know these existed. I was looking at the old metal one. In any case, I'm in Thailand. If you send it to my parents it will end up in Thailand eventually though.

Beerdeer
Apr 25, 2006

Frank Herbert's Dude

Atlas Hugged posted:

I didn't even know these existed. I was looking at the old metal one. In any case, I'm in Thailand. If you send it to my parents it will end up in Thailand eventually though.

There was a hole here. It's gone now

Beerdeer fucked around with this message at 05:12 on Jul 19, 2017

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth

Beerdeer posted:

The little ones? I have Dark Vengeance Koptas. If you're in the US I'll send you one

For real?

Atlas Hugged
Mar 12, 2007


Put your arms around me,
fiddly digits, itchy britches
I love you all

Sent.

Atlas Hugged fucked around with this message at 05:15 on Jul 19, 2017

Beerdeer
Apr 25, 2006

Frank Herbert's Dude

Do me a favor and edit that out

Atlas Hugged
Mar 12, 2007


Put your arms around me,
fiddly digits, itchy britches
I love you all
Done.

Moola
Aug 16, 2006

Who What Now posted:



I'm the double-skull cock

hahahahaha

Iceclaw
Nov 4, 2009

Fa la lanky down dilly, motherfuckers.
That sure is a boner.

mango sentinel
Jan 5, 2001

by sebmojo
Seems relevant to this thread https://youtu.be/6k7kk1lUnis

Moola
Aug 16, 2006

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6k7kk1lUnis

eSportseXpert
Jun 24, 2005

Stupid fucking white man.

Moola posted:

hahahahaha

why do so many of the primaris have beer guts? even the dread has one.

Moola
Aug 16, 2006
I think theyre going for ab armour

but yeah it just looks like a beer belly

they have the same posture as ork boys where the belly seems to be thrust forwards

Fathis Munk
Feb 23, 2013

??? ?
Because their design philosophy is more bulky=more good

Chill la Chill
Jul 2, 2007

Don't lose your gay


a GW exec: *looks at warmachine's aesthetic* *looks up T H I C C memes*

*nods*

Moola
Aug 16, 2006
thicc memerines

mango sentinel
Jan 5, 2001

by sebmojo
I'm proud of GW for being brave and appropriately integrating HGH gut into the canon of Warhammer 40k.

Kung Fu Fist Fuck
Aug 9, 2009
even in dad bod i still serve

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth

Moola posted:

hahahahaha

This is why you never skip leg day, kids.

BULBASAUR
Apr 6, 2009




Soiled Meat

FiestaNinja posted:

why do so many of the primaris have beer guts? even the dread has one.

b/c they are actually all perturabo's boiz

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eSportseXpert
Jun 24, 2005

Stupid fucking white man.

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