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Fluffdaddy posted:I also hate free food and booze and the electric slide I have already been informed that there will not be any electric sliding at our wedding and she doesn't even have a ring yet.
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Sash! posted:I have already been informed that there will not be any electric sliding at our wedding and she doesn't even have a ring yet. I'm sure you can just reprogram that fuckbot to allow any dance you want.
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Jul 17, 2017 22:40
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It's Big XII media days and: Tech player plays Big XII media bingo.
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Jul 17, 2017 22:40
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Weddings are cool except for fall Saturday weddings.
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Jul 17, 2017 23:12
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https://twitter.com/pfboone/status/886985118161698820 guy owns
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iospace posted:Hot take: gently caress big marriage ceremonies in general. Go to the court house and get it over with. This is true mdemone posted:Now, don't be like me and marry a violent alcoholic with borderline personality disorder. I can't possibly stress that part enough. This is also true
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I'm confused as to what he was trying to do on the play. It looks like chip the DE and go to next level. But then he stops when the DE gets through.
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kayakyakr posted:It's Big XII media days and: Tech player plays Big XII media bingo. Unless he whooped and yelled "BINGO!" in the middle of some poor reporter's question I am incredibly disappointed at a missed opportunity.
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Quandary posted:Weddings are cool except for fall Saturday weddings. That was me, while I was saying I do in a wet field BYU and Houston were in a Cougar on Cougar track meet. 
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Joey Freshwater posted:She was completely serious. She didn't attend either school which isn't really a surprise. She got mad when I told her if she thought any of that was true she didn't know anything about the SEC. holy gently caress I want to study her on a sociological level.
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Jul 18, 2017 01:46
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One of my groomsmen got laid in the bathroom at my wedding so that's cool and good for him.
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I thought weddings were a thing almost everyone enjoyed but somehow I have to defend them to you buncha antisocial dorks like 4 times a year
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Jul 18, 2017 02:59
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There were like maybe 80 people at my wedding. I get it, its a full mass so way longer than other weddings. Our reception had about 240 people so that was fun. Two live bands with a DJ in between and after, continuous buffet style food, but at around 2 am they brought out sancocho, which is a Panamanian chicken soup for people to get a second wind.
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MourningView posted:I thought weddings were a thing almost everyone enjoyed but somehow I have to defend them to you buncha antisocial dorks like 4 times a year I'm with you MV. Weddings are the best.
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I've been to one wedding ever and my cousin was the bride. The only people I knew were family. The wedding was in 2015. The last time I saw that cousin (and branch of the family) was 2006. Like most goons, I'm not a big fan of being in a crowd with lots of randos. I am a miserable gently caress, ama e: My cousin went to Pitt and a good chunk of the guests were Pitt fans and gently caress em all Nissin Cup Nudist fucked around with this message at 03:36 on Jul 18, 2017 |
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MourningView posted:I thought weddings were a thing almost everyone enjoyed but somehow I have to defend them to you buncha antisocial dorks like 4 times a year I have to assume everyone complaining here goes to weddings that somehow have a Catholic ceremony and a Mormon reception My friends getting married is a horrifying reminder of rapid aging but I'm also pushing everyone to do it because weddings are dope. The only downside is having to wear a suit and tie to most of them.
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Strobe posted:Unless he whooped and yelled "BINGO!" in the middle of some poor reporter's question I am incredibly disappointed at a missed opportunity. Aggies are the ones that whoop, not Techsans. swickles posted:There were like maybe 80 people at my wedding. I get it, its a full mass so way longer than other weddings. Our reception had about 240 people so that was fun. Two live bands with a DJ in between and after, continuous buffet style food, but at around 2 am they brought out sancocho, which is a Panamanian chicken soup for people to get a second wind. that sounds expensive.
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Jul 18, 2017 04:03
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I got married recently. Wouldn't recommend it
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I'm not close enough to any of my friends to go to their weddings.  I've only been to 2 weddings in my life and they were both for uncles. My first time ever getting drunk was at the reception for one of these weddings, when I was five  .
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I liked my wedding. I enjoy them in general, abstractly more or less. I'm tired of heathens having weddings in the fall. Those I can do without.
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Jul 18, 2017 04:59
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My wife and I flew to Vegas without telling anyone and eloped. Called our families after. I'd recommend it, nobody had to miss football. My mom is probably still passively mad, but that's what you get for trying to raise me in your crazy rear end cult, yeah?
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kayakyakr posted:that sounds expensive. It does, however there are several mitigating factors. First, it was in Panama where liquor, food, and service costs all around are lower. Second, back in the 70's her dad joined a country club at exactly the right time. What would cost $100,000 today cost him next nothing. The club gives discounts to members holding parties at the club. The total cost of the wedding: food, bands, DJ, venue, etc was maybe a fifth the cost than had it been in the US.
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Sash! posted:Rather be going to weddings than funerals The worst loving part of getting older.
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weddings in general and the electric slide in specific both own, you loving goobers. vyst posted:I got married recently. Wouldn't recommend it god that's awful congrats  Sash! posted:Rather be going to weddings than funerals preach Also your wedding automatically owns if you don't play that god awful "I saw/loved her first" country song for the father/daughter dance. That poo poo took over the equally beaten-to-death "Butterfly Kisses" and god drat is it terrible.
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Jul 18, 2017 12:38
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We had 40 people at our wedding. The venue cost $250. The photographer and liquor were the most expensive portions, followed by food. Next time, we're eloping.
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to bring this slightly back to football, if you genuinely complain about friends/family having fall weddings during a game, you are a lovely friend and deserve shame. You own a portable television with literally endless channels that can also instantly update you on every score. Go to the goddamn wedding.Frinkahedron posted:We had 40 people at our wedding. The venue cost $250. The photographer and liquor were the most expensive portions, followed by food. I've known a few people these days that did very small/private ceremonies, then went on their honeymoon, then came home and did one big party and it was great. No stress on the bride or groom, and everyone had a ball.
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DJExile posted:to bring this slightly back to football, if you genuinely complain about friends/family having fall weddings during a game, you are a lovely friend and deserve shame. You own a portable television with literally endless channels that can also instantly update you on every score. Go to the goddamn wedding. This. I'm going to 2-3 this fall. It's really not a big deal with unlimited data/watchespn and BTN. Most of them tend to be early in the season anyways, when the only good games are going to be super primetime and something you can easily make if you actually can't fathom missing a game. Seriously, we picked our date to be as early fall as possible, and it means we're getting married the day of OSU-Rutgers in '18. Fall weddings are not that bad.
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If memory serves, it was an SAS/FF thread in which someone suggested somebody's best man speech be limited to three words: "Defense wins championships" That works, I guess.
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kayakyakr posted:Aggies are the ones that whoop, not Techsans. Been to an Aggie wedding, can confirm. Overall a better experience than a Muster.
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Yeah, I can't think of ever hearing an actually good best man speech. Both that and the maid of honor will start with "I remember when [name] and [name] first met...", and the best man will promptly try to make about 10 terrible jokes and get lost in at least 2 stories he's trying to tell. Attention every best man: You have 1 minute, max. Nobody's really listening anyway.
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Dr. Gitmo Moneyson posted:I'm not close enough to any of my friends to go to their weddings. This is a top five sad post of all time
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Quandary posted:This is a top five sad post of all time I didn't keep in touch with any friends from high school or college so I've only been to three weddings ever. 2 Great, 1 poo poo.
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It's stunning to me that people can go through life and not randomly end up at at least 20 weddings by the time they're 30. I don't seek these out and at least half of the ones I've gone to have been an obligation thing instead of excitement for the couple, but I ended up attending them anyway.
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Dr. Gitmo Moneyson posted:I'm not close enough to any of my friends to go to their weddings.
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My married male friends have done us all a favor by having small weddings limited to a single groomsman/best man, whom in most cases was their brother. Not that I wouldn't be honored/willing to be in the party; it's just less of a hassle this way 
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DJExile posted:Yeah, I can't think of ever hearing an actually good best man speech. Both that and the maid of honor will start with "I remember when [name] and [name] first met...", and the best man will promptly try to make about 10 terrible jokes and get lost in at least 2 stories he's trying to tell. A best man speech is a life milestone. It is the first time you get to tell a rambling, confusing old man story to a captive audience.
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