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WoodrowSkillson posted:gently caress you internet for ruining my randy savage wedding reference. Even though it was broken I was like "I bet that's Jake the Snake ruining Randy Savage's wedding".
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Pac-Manioc Root posted:Please tell me there is a response that simply reads "yes." with like a trillion upvotes. "Yes, he is abusing you." then some more stuff after that but that's the top comment
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Jul 18, 2017 19:53
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new phone who dis posted:Even though it was broken I was like "I bet that's Jake the Snake ruining Randy Savage's wedding". Elizabeth, no!
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Jul 18, 2017 19:57
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"Lol OK Princess SJW." *Hits rewind to last scene on Irréversible, slaps knee and guffaws loudly*
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Pac-Manioc Root posted:Broad categories of r/relationship posts:
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Jul 18, 2017 20:03
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new phone who dis posted:I like to imagine him getting on one knee to propose and right as she's about to accept he flips her off with both hands and Stone Cold Stunners her, then wanders around the house smashing beers together and mugging for the pets.
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Jul 18, 2017 20:07
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Pac-Manioc Root posted:Broad categories of r/relationship posts: With these criteria somebody could probably program a bot that just produces horrifying relationship stories procedurally
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Jul 18, 2017 20:12
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[CA] A misunderstanding between me and an old lady turned into her thinking I was trying to rob her, I desperately need advice I am only 16quote:Okay what had happened was I was leaving my friend's house at night and going to catch the bus back to my place. There was a little old lady there waiting on the bus too. She seemed so afraid of me which I thought was the funniest thing because I am a scrawny harmless kid and in my high mindset I thought it would be hilarious to pretend like I was trying to rob her, but it was obviously a joke!!! I was cracking up the whole time!! quote:I know I was an idiot to do that but I'm really a good kid, I always make good grades in school and I'm going to be dual enrolled next year I have never gotten in any trouble before!! I am on my way to becoming a doctor I don't want to mess up my life!! quote:I know I am a moron but I was really high on weed DXM and xanax I was not on a clear minded state I usually do not get to that point where I lose control
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Jul 18, 2017 20:13
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Mirthless posted:With these criteria somebody could probably program a bot that just produces horrifying relationship stories procedurally Could you do that?
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Viva Miriya posted:Could you do that? I'm not that good at programming... yet maybe this would be a fun future project, I like procedural generation a lot Danaru posted:[CA] A misunderstanding between me and an old lady turned into her thinking I was trying to rob her, I desperately need advice I am only 16 :| if you're gonna do drugs stay inside the house or go camping somewhere you dummy
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Danaru posted:[CA] A misunderstanding between me and an old lady turned into her thinking I was trying to rob her, I desperately need advice I am only 16 Oh yeah we need a category for "it was just a joke/prank" (giving and receiving.)
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Jul 18, 2017 20:15
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Pac-Manioc Root posted:Oh yeah we need a category for "it was just a joke/prank" (giving and receiving.) (everything about it) Weed DXM and xanax is a hell of a cocktail for a 16 year old.
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Jul 18, 2017 20:16
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new phone who dis posted:(everything about it) you don't get it, he's a good kid
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Jul 18, 2017 20:18
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new phone who dis posted:(everything about it) Yeah you can kind of already see where this kid's life is going Maybe this will be a wakeup call for him. It's weird but I feel like the best possible thing for him would be getting arrested and spending a year or two on probation with random drug tests. Dude, you are way too young to be loving with your brain chemistry like this edit: On this note, "help me rationalize mine or my partner's substance abuse problems" comes up about once a week ITT Mirthless fucked around with this message at 20:24 on Jul 18, 2017 |
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Jul 18, 2017 20:19
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he's workshopping his mom's script for when the cops gun him down for attacking a squad car with an axe
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Jul 18, 2017 20:21
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My friends neighbour (36M) invited himself on our cottage trip. I (28F) now have to Un-Invite him.quote:Hi guys, Long time lurker, first time poster. The most non-issue of non-issues.
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Jul 18, 2017 20:21
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Danaru posted:[CA] A misunderstanding between me and an old lady turned into her thinking I was trying to rob her, I desperately need advice I am only 16 So thats the drug combination that makes you think your life is going right.
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Jul 18, 2017 20:25
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dudeness posted:Me [18 F] with my bf [19 M] can he change or is he abusive? The OP posted a follow-up with the title Me [18 F] can't stop stalking the girl [15 F] that my boyfriend [19 M] cheated on me with but the post has been deleted.
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Jul 18, 2017 20:26
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Barudak posted:So thats the drug combination that makes you think your life is going right. Pretty much the definition of Xanax Every bartard thinks their life is going great and their habit is under control As it turns out, anxiety is a useful and valuable part of the human experience and taking a drug that gets rid of it has a negative impact on your judgment
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Jul 18, 2017 20:28
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HardDiskD posted:My friends neighbour (36M) invited himself on our cottage trip. I (28F) now have to Un-Invite him. I actually don't understand how this could be any less of a non issue... Tell the guy to choke on a dong How do these people even have careers.
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Jul 18, 2017 20:30
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Mirthless posted:Pretty much the definition of Xanax yeah, suck it up people with anxiety disorders!!!!
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Jul 18, 2017 20:31
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TheManFromFOXHOUND posted:The OP posted a follow-up with the title Me [18 F] can't stop stalking the girl [15 F] that my boyfriend [19 M] cheated on me with but the post has been deleted. And her brain humpty dumptied.
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Clearly A Dog posted:I actually don't understand how this could be any less of a non issue... Tell the guy to choke on a dong It's pretty stunning Like, "Hey, Steve, we barely know you, we are not taking you on vacation with us like you were our kooky uncle" "What the gently caress is wrong with you?" would have also been an appropriate response to Steve's behavior Streak posted:yeah, suck it up people with anxiety disorders!!!! I have an anxiety disorder too, I'm not trying to minimize the challenges people with anxiety face. Read the little pamphlet that comes with Xanax, or Klonopin, or any other Benzodiazepine - It's a spot treatment, meant to treat anxiety in the short term. You're also encouraged to never take more than the prescribed amount. People who take Xanax long-term would be better served by a therapist than a permanent regimen of a drug that impairs your judgment and is extremely physically addictive. No anxiolytic is intended to be used daily on a long term basis. edit: also I was commenting on people using it recreationally, not as prescribed, which should have been obvious when I started talking about the "habit" that "bartards" have Mirthless fucked around with this message at 20:42 on Jul 18, 2017 |
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Mirthless posted:It's pretty stunning I just choked on my drink in front of everyone >_>; NOW THEY KNOW I'M NOT WORKING.... 
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TheManFromFOXHOUND posted:The OP posted a follow-up with the title Me [18 F] can't stop stalking the girl [15 F] that my boyfriend [19 M] cheated on me with but the post has been deleted. holy poo poo
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Clearly A Dog posted:I just choked on my drink in front of everyone >_>; This is why I work from home, so my lols won't disrupt the office environment If I heard a neighbor I barely know talking about a vacation they were planning the last thing on my mind would be "Cool meet you there"
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Jul 18, 2017 20:44
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Mirthless posted:It's pretty stunning Yeah, I have a script for the absolute smallest amount and I only use it when I feel an attack coming on. There's a supervisor at work who's taking something like 2.5mg a day and has been doing it for like 10 years. He would probably die if he stopped.
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Jul 18, 2017 20:45
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TheManFromFOXHOUND posted:The OP posted a follow-up with the title Me [18 F] can't stop stalking the girl [15 F] that my boyfriend [19 M] cheated on me with but the post has been deleted. Sounds like both parties are v secure and healthy
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You'd think your abusive boyfriend committing statutory rape (I think?) would be a convenient excuse to get out of that hellhole of a relationship
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Jul 18, 2017 20:46
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HardDiskD posted:My friends neighbour (36M) invited himself on our cottage trip. I (28F) now have to Un-Invite him. How are people this passive? How could you not just shoot them down on the spot I don't really get it. Obviously it was super rude to ask but I never really will understand people who can't even be firm with boundaries in the most mundane of situations. Funniest solution would be to just not tell him when you're going/where the cabin is.
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Jul 18, 2017 20:47
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the reddit hall of mirrors My (22F) friend of 9 years posted about me on Reddit quote:So I[23F]was hanging out with my [22F]friend and she was looking at her phone. She showed me something on Reddit and I happened to see her username. This was a few days ago. Last night I got to thinking and decided to look it up. (Not saying I'm right for doing it but I'm being honest) So I start going through and I see a post that she deleted so I can't see the original, but I can see the comments. It was in the fatpeoplestories subreddit and it was obviously about me. It was a friend from high school, who smokes, and is obviously fat. I'm not making excuses for myself, but I have had a lot of medical poo poo I've been trying to deal with, on top of my depression, which she knows. I made some lovely choices about my health, but she made me sound like a 500lb whale drinking butter. It really hurt in a lot of different ways. I don't really know how to deal with this. I always considered her my best friend and would've never thought she would say this about me. Now I know that every time she sees me I'm just a big fat hippo to her.
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Some people aren't assertive at all.
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ArbitraryC posted:How are people this passive? How could you not just shoot them down on the spot I don't really get it. Obviously it was super rude to ask but I never really will understand people who can't even be firm with boundaries in the most mundane of situations. I got into a situation like this. I was at my parents house for 4th of July a few years back and the neighbors were having a big party. They were these tatted up cholo-looking dudes. I was walking by and one of them staggered out, drunk as gently caress, and mistook me for another neighbor named Chris. He talked to me for a little bit in the way drunks do, and I didn't bother correcting him on the name because he could barely stand up and I figured he wouldn't remember anyway. The next week he saw me again when he was sober and called me Chris again. I know this was the moment to tell him, but for some reason I didn't. Getting mistaken for the other white dude in the neighborhood was amusing and also I felt kind of bad for not telling the dude the first time. Also, I felt like I would hardly ever be seeing this dude. Then he moved into the same apartment complex he had been partying at and I saw him all the time, him always calling me Chris. I was way past the point of no return for correcting him and it was past being funny. I really had no idea what to do because it was totally my fault and every time I saw him I just dug the hole deeper. Eventually, my dad was around one time when I was talking to him and he heard him call me Chris and my dad corrected him. I braced for it to be super loving awkward and apologize profusely but the dude was just like "Oh, ok. Sorry about that, man." We fist bumped and we cool now, he even calls me by my real name.
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A Wizard of Goatse posted:the reddit hall of mirrors Of course you arent a butter drinking whale, Fudgie, youre made out of ice cream.
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new phone who dis posted:Yeah, I have a script for the absolute smallest amount and I only use it when I feel an attack coming on. There's a supervisor at work who's taking something like 2.5mg a day and has been doing it for like 10 years. He would probably die if he stopped. A coworker/friend of mine is probably this kid in five years; he's 22 and on felony probation (for selling drugs) and it's a running slightly-morbid joke that "sober" means he's only on shitloads of kratom and klonopin, maybe a couple of beers. He's basically the poster child for "why you should probably not pop benzos/opioids like tic tacs". Pretty sure he'd be worse off if he stopped though, at least without some serious detox/rehab.
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new phone who dis posted:I got into a situation like this. imo this is pretty different then mr self-inviter and the girl who couldn't stop bitching. but grats - the guy sounds like a cool dude, Chris :3
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Barudak posted:Of course you arent a butter drinking whale, Fudgie, youre made out of ice cream. quote:You have a lot of posts in a subreddit about roasting people. I assume people submit their own photos for ridicule, but it's a little ironic considering. Have you asked your friend about her post? it's literally her entire post history before this thread A Wizard of Goatse fucked around with this message at 21:17 on Jul 18, 2017 |
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ArbitraryC posted:How are people this passive? How could you not just shoot them down on the spot I don't really get it. Obviously it was super rude to ask but I never really will understand people who can't even be firm with boundaries in the most mundane of situations. I used to work in an office with a guy who was Steve incarnate. (I suspect he was on the spectrum). He would just post up at someone's desk and talk about nothing for half an hour or more, despite people trying very nicely to insinuate that they were busy and couldn't talk right now. I would just tell him, "leave me alone, I'm busy." and that worked like a charm. It was always baffling to me that nobody else seemed to understand that he wasn't playing by the same social rules as they were, so they didn't have to respect those rules to deal with him. I mean, people are trained 24/7 in the rules of social engagement for their entire lives, so its unsurprising that when someone just bumbles right over all of those rules people don't know how to react. I, however, have had years of training in being an rear end in a top hat.
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Panfilo posted:See though your reaction is how he was able to get away with it for so long. Because from everybody else's perspective looking at this with 20/20 hindsight it is her fault. So every time there's an issue the burden is suddenly on her to do something about it, when he's not doing jack poo poo. But technically he is working on being lazy because if he was truly lazy he wouldn't be able to proactively manipulate the situation so that he could put himself in that position. The lazy sociopath didn't shack up with the first desperate woman that came along, he targeted her specifically. Uhh or maybe other women didn't marry (or even long term date) do nothings? I take issue with terming every mildly bad behavior into  sociopathyNot everyone is a great mate - you don't just keep dating someone as long as they don't hit you.
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Intruder posted:You'd think your abusive boyfriend committing statutory rape (I think?) would be a convenient excuse to get out of that hellhole of a relationship He may be a pedophile, but he's my pedophile, dammit!
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