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Comptroll The Forums posted:No see, its so random that he just loves fruit and has to have it all the goddamn time. This is his personality quirk, carefully hand picked from the personality quirk database. Now I'm imagining a character creator handbook like D&D, only for STDHers.
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I'm a level 12 Katana Studier / 7 Minority Whisperer multiclass with 8 ranks in Witty Putdown
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# ? Jul 19, 2017 18:31 |
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Sisal Two-Step posted:things that happened: i found a really cute pair of anne taylor pants at the value village last week. they were petites and fit perfectly. It is "Get a boob hickey".
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# ? Jul 19, 2017 19:26 |
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Samizdata posted:It is "Get a boob hickey". Stdh: reading the thread
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# ? Jul 19, 2017 21:01 |
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/r/justnoMIL posted:Hey there JUSTNOMIL,
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# ? Jul 19, 2017 22:13 |
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The rare triple monologue ending:/r/justnoMIL posted:Okay, so this is from probably 5 years ago, but I was just reminded of this story on /r/LetsNotMeet:
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# ? Jul 19, 2017 22:27 |
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I got to the part where his brain was blown by the concept of ableism and peaced out
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# ? Jul 19, 2017 22:28 |
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ghost emoji posted:Frankly, you're really lucky that this big guy only threw you to the ground and didn't straight up kill you. It must have taken immense restraint. I know if I were in his shoes, and I have a son about the same age, I would have shot you with my sidearm and I don't think anyone would have faulted me for it. Yep, this definitely sounds like a totally cool and rational thing an actual cop would say, 100%.
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# ? Jul 19, 2017 22:46 |
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Trash Boat posted:Yep, this definitely sounds like a totally cool and rational thing an actual cop would say, 100%. Yah that's really more of a cops inner monologue
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# ? Jul 19, 2017 22:51 |
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Zelder posted:I got to the part where his brain was blown by the concept of ableism and peaced out Then everybody clapped.
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# ? Jul 19, 2017 22:59 |
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This probably appeared in a previous iteration of this thread, but it just popped up in my life again, so I am sharing with all of you (again).
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# ? Jul 20, 2017 01:14 |
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that list is adorable and i hope that high schooler has a fun yet safe summer
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# ? Jul 20, 2017 01:20 |
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kimbo305 posted:Stdh: reading the thread Can't read the posts I haven't gotten to yet. So, STHHYBMITF? (poo poo that hasn't happened yet but might in the future)
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# ? Jul 20, 2017 03:07 |
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Of all the STDH in this thread, the track mark one didn't happen the most. gently caress, it's painful to read that poo poo being in the medical field. These people have zero knowledge of anything we do. No, it's not a loving IV scar. Shut up. Bertrand Hustle posted:That last one with the "track marks" is hilarious because if that happened, that nurse could be fired. HIPAA violations are career ending. 2 things. 1. You spelled HIPAA right, so I'll give you more credit than i'll give most people (because idiots write HIPPA) but 2. There are no HIPAA violations in that story. The closest thing I can reasonably see to being a violation is a loud nurse, however, being that the patient is in a seperate exam area, there is an attempt (however low effort it may be) being made at privacy, so there won't be any violations. This is how a lot of hospital ER's get away with having patients in a bed in the hallway with one of those large screen things. An effort has been made to protect the patient's privacy, so that's good enough. Edit: But of course, this didn't happen anyways, so w/e. Zipperelli. has a new favorite as of 03:50 on Jul 20, 2017 |
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Zipperelli. posted:Of all the STDH in this thread, the track mark one didn't happen the most. gently caress, it's painful to read that poo poo being in the medical field. These people have zero knowledge of anything we do. Even if we pretend it's real and the story writer really had an 'IV scar', there's no way in hell the nurse/phlebotomist at a loving plasma center would confuse track marks with a single old IV scar.
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# ? Jul 20, 2017 03:41 |
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Haifisch posted:Also anyone who sees that many arms can tell the difference between what's normal and what's not. Track marks and scarring from phlebotomy sticks are so different it's not even comparable. Not to mention, that an "IV scar" generally means that there should be a decent vein in that area, hence why every time I donate blood they go for the same. loving. place. Medical STDH hurts my head.
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Zipperelli. posted:Of all the STDH in this thread, the track mark one didn't happen the most. gently caress, it's painful to read that poo poo being in the medical field. These people have zero knowledge of anything we do. 1. Well, I'm a PTA (physical therapist assistant), so I'd bloody well hope I know what HIPAA is. 2. Wasn't that little window open? These made up stories are always so confusing. That kind of conversation should be happening in a private room, not at the front desk, which is not staffed by a nurse.
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Bertrand Hustle posted:2. Wasn't that little window open? These made up stories are always so confusing. That kind of conversation should be happening in a private room, not at the front desk, which is not staffed by a nurse. Then again, the open parts don't face the waiting room, which is probably Just Enough privacy effort.
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# ? Jul 20, 2017 05:21 |
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Bertrand Hustle posted:1. Well, I'm a PTA (physical therapist assistant), so I'd bloody well hope I know what HIPAA is. But you also like Mei, which makes me doubt your cognitive capacity, so, sorry on that one.
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# ? Jul 20, 2017 06:06 |
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When I was in 3rd grade we had to write some in-class essay and I had a panic attack or severe anxiety or whatever so I just froze up and couldn't write anything, so the teacher got mad and took my desk and put it in the coat closet and locked me in there until I wrote something. It was an old rear end school from like 1900 so some classrooms had giant coat closets e: apparently called a cloakroom. STDidH: lovely teachers exist and innocent kids get locked in closets. E2: I always have ridiculous stories to tell and I have recently realized that people probably think I'm a walking STDH-spouter. None of the poo poo is ~wacky~ or ~zany~ though so that's a plus. But it all did happen Thin Privilege has a new favorite as of 07:06 on Jul 20, 2017 |
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Trash Boat posted:Yep, this definitely sounds like a totally cool and rational thing an actual cop would say, 100%. My eyes rolled right outta my head when I hit that part.
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# ? Jul 20, 2017 07:35 |
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good stuff op. what else you got.
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# ? Jul 20, 2017 12:07 |
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...4 foot is considered really deep to this person. That's kinda sad.
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# ? Jul 20, 2017 12:12 |
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Slime posted:...4 foot is considered really deep to this person Depends on where the hole is
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# ? Jul 20, 2017 12:31 |
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Slime posted:...4 foot is considered really deep to this person. That's kinda sad. I mean she's half squirrel by her own admission so she's probably pushing 2 foot 2
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# ? Jul 20, 2017 12:45 |
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Sisal Two-Step posted:things that happened: i found a really cute pair of anne taylor pants at the value village last week. they were petites and fit perfectly. Haha, I read about this in the loving Daily Mail yesterday. Just from the columnist's description, I immediately thought of this thread. quote:A CHILLING BUCKET LIST Also, that's clearly green felt tip.
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# ? Jul 20, 2017 13:55 |
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Walton Simons posted:Also, that's clearly green felt tip. "Then, in alternate shades of green pen" You seem to be in agreement.
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# ? Jul 20, 2017 14:06 |
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Teens doing sex with other teens. Chilling.
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# ? Jul 20, 2017 15:21 |
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It doesn't say "give two blowjobs to fellow teens."
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# ? Jul 20, 2017 15:54 |
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Zamboni_Rodeo posted:This probably appeared in a previous iteration of this thread, but it just popped up in my life again, so I am sharing with all of you (again). This was a joke in Life, the Universe, and Everything (IIRC; although it was a party in a flying house instead of a bus).
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# ? Jul 21, 2017 01:49 |
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Phosphine posted:"Then, in alternate shades of green pen" I do reeding gud
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# ? Jul 21, 2017 08:44 |
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Comptroll The Forums posted:Actually, it's not. Mama, ooh, I don't want to die.
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# ? Jul 21, 2017 10:20 |
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I remember seeing an interview where either the singer or a band-member (or maybe both this was like ten years ago) said that for Bohemian Rhapsody they didn't really compose anything as much as just slammed together as many impressive-sounding arrangement clichés as they could think of. Worked, I guess.
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# ? Jul 21, 2017 10:34 |
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Well it couldn't have been the singer or both, seeing as how Freddie Mercury has been dead for nearly 26 years. Edit: Mistyped the number by a decade. Edit 2: v But not before my error could be immortalized by a quote. Trash Boat has a new favorite as of 12:04 on Jul 21, 2017 |
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Trash Boat posted:Well it couldn't have been the singer or both, seeing as how Freddie Mercury has been dead for nearly 16 years. Oh my god Well at least Hitler is alive and well because I just saw him on TV.
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# ? Jul 21, 2017 12:24 |
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Sisal Two-Step posted:
lol, he can only keep up the "my friend"-illusion for one paragraph.
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# ? Jul 23, 2017 12:54 |
brylcreem posted:lol, he can only keep up the "my friend"-illusion for one paragraph. She says "I" in the first paragraph as well, so I think it's just her friend's well. Well....
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You can make Siri sing Bohemian Rhapsody. Fuckin' nerds.
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