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Dolash
Oct 23, 2008

aNYWAY,
tHAT'S REALLY ALL THERE IS,
tO REPORT ON THE SUBJECT,
oF ME GETTING HURT,


slouch posted:

i think Donald believes that jeff sessions has recused himself from all the responsibilities of attorney general, rather than just the investigation thing.

I mean, so far as Trump probably cares, keeping him and his administration immune from prosecution is the only responsibility of the AG that matters.

Can't Jeff Sessions just unrecuse himself if it bothers Trump so much? Is recusal really some formal process he can't undo? It's not like the appearance of impropriety matters, no Republican will act to hold them accountable.

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white sauce
Apr 29, 2012

by R. Guyovich

703 posted:

You guys, I just read an article that Sessions is on his way out

You guys, I just read an article that Kushner is on his way out

You guys, I just read an article that Bannon is on his way out

You guys, I just read an article that Spicer is on his way out

You guys, I just read an article that Goku is on his way out

You guys, I just read an article that Ed Balls is on his way out

Just chill out for a few years bro :420:

loquacius
Oct 21, 2008

As Mueller gives his press conference, the "you're drowning" music from Sonic the Hedgehog will play and the countdown will reach zero right as he says "nothing matters"

703 posted:

You guys, I just read an article that Sessions is on his way out

You guys, I just read an article that Kushner is on his way out

You guys, I just read an article that Bannon is on his way out

You guys, I just read an article that Spicer is on his way out

You guys, I just read an article that Goku is on his way out

You guys, I just read an article that Ed Balls is on his way out

I remember those heady days when I thought stuff mattered enough that we'd be rid of Sessions

to be young again

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
https://twitter.com/crushingbort/status/888058155707576320

An Apple A Gay
Oct 21, 2008

c h i l l

s e s h

Atoramos
Aug 31, 2003

Jim's now a Blind Cave Salamander!


703 posted:

You guys, I just read an article that Sessions is on his way out

You guys, I just read an article that Kushner is on his way out

You guys, I just read an article that Bannon is on his way out

You guys, I just read an article that Spicer is on his way out

You guys, I just read an article that Goku is on his way out

You guys, I just read an article that Ed Balls is on his way out

yea but

Sessions recused himself, perjured in front of the nation and the Senate Intelligence Committee, and is a zombie keebler elf

Kushner got wrapped up in so much poo poo that he's testifying to the SIC himself along with Don Jr

Bannon's keeled over somewhere after getting too close to the throne

Spicer who?

Goku took all of our energy and is hard at work enacting a healthcare for all bill

Ed Balls knows that nothing matters and is dancing the night away

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


loquacius posted:

As Mueller gives his press conference, the "you're drowning" music from Sonic the Hedgehog will play and the countdown will reach zero right as he says "nothing matters"


I remember those heady days when I thought stuff mattered enough that we'd be rid of Sessions

to be young again

by the end of mueller's press conference, they'll be slapping irons on Crooked Hillary

Atoramos
Aug 31, 2003

Jim's now a Blind Cave Salamander!


like you can argue all you want that it's terrible we're stuck with the Lannisters in office but it's a bit of a stretch to say they're actively enjoying their time in power

much like the Lannisters

you see it is a got reference

Thoguh
Nov 8, 2002

College Slice

lorn Wayne posted:

i often tell people at work that their politics is wrong

also their religion

i find getting repeatedly punched in the face is liberating at times

There's two older guys at my work who spend about 2 hours each morning arguing politics. One is mild Trumper who you can tell gets all his news from Fox and the other is a hardcore Hillary supporter who you can tell gets all his news from MSNBC. Everyone in the office, regardless of political leanings, hates both of them because they won't shut the gently caress up about it.

SmokaDustbowl
Feb 12, 2001

by vyelkin
Fun Shoe
nobody deserves cancer

boop the snoot
Jun 3, 2016

Citizen Tayne posted:

by the end of mueller's press conference, they'll be slapping irons on Crooked Hillary

I will bet anything you want me to bet that someone on a senate panel will ask Mueller if he did any investigation into Hillary's emails.

Perfectly Safe
May 30, 2003

no danger here.

Atoramos posted:

Spicer who?

You've made yourself a terrible enemy today.

thrawn527
Mar 27, 2004

Thrawn/Pellaeon
Studying the art of terrorists
To keep you safe

TBeats posted:

I will bet anything you want me to bet that someone on a senate panel will ask Mueller if he did any investigation into Hillary's emails.

That's a fool's bet.

Atoramos
Aug 31, 2003

Jim's now a Blind Cave Salamander!


SmokaDustbowl posted:

nobody deserves cancer

would you go back in time and give baby hitler cancer

f#a#
Sep 6, 2004

I can't promise it will live up to the hype, but I tried my best.

slouch posted:

i think Donald believes that jeff sessions has recused himself from all the responsibilities of attorney general, rather than just the investigation thing.

That would be correct. He also thinks that repealing Obamacare without a replacement still leaves us with some form of health care. He also thinks that using open source software to delete local copies of emails and free up disk space costs a ridiculous amount of money and nobody would ever do it. He also thinks that government agencies should just say what they know all the time, as if there's no such thing as classified information or privacy concerns.

e: I also don't think he knows the total numbers of senators and/or representatives

He is very smooth brained.

f#a# has issued a correction as of 16:41 on Jul 20, 2017

Atoramos
Aug 31, 2003

Jim's now a Blind Cave Salamander!


Perfectly Safe posted:

You've made yourself a terrible enemy today.

"Hey you guys remember when we thought Spicer was on his way out?" man asks, as he watches Huckabee Sanders' eyes find new and horrible directions to move in

punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012




punchymcpunch posted:

I AM THE GOD OF PISSTAPES AND I BRING YOU

pisstapes in every format
pisstapes, russian kompromat
real, not tinfoil hat!

youve thought hard, your politics to arrive at
none of it matters cos of kompromat
and your mind, your tiny mind
you know youve really been so blind
the loving stupid stars aligned
trump's the leader of mankind
oh noooo
oh nooooo
oh noooo kompromat

PISSTAPES TO DESTROY YOUR BRAINS
PISSTAPES PYRAMIDS FULL OF GRAIN
RUSSIAN KOMPROMAT

youve been living like a summer child
cashing cheques from (((soros and the rothschilds)))
and your mind your tiny mind
you know youve really been so blind
the loving stupid stars aligned
trump's the leader of mankind
ooooohhhhhhhhhh

PISSTAPES ARE WHAT YOU ALL CRAVE
PISSTAPES ARE THE NEW T R U M P W A V E

YOU BROKE YOUR BRAIN
YOU BROKE YOUR BRAIN
TRUMP BROKE YOUR BRAIN
PISS PISS PISS PISS PISS
PISS PISS PISS PISS PISS AAAAAAHHHHHHHHH

pisstapes russian kompromat
enjoy your avocado latte nonfat
somehow this is your fault dumbocrap
PISSTAPES ON A URINE ZIGGURAT AHHHHHHHHH

pushpins
Sep 11, 2006


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Atoramos posted:

like you can argue all you want that it's terrible we're stuck with the Lannisters in office but it's a bit of a stretch to say they're actively enjoying their time in power

much like the Lannisters

you see it is a got reference

Forwarding this to the DNC, I'm going to make sure everyone knows it's your fault when the ads start running in 2018

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003



put together the C-SPAM band, it's time to tour

HUGE PUBES A PLUS
Apr 30, 2005

Atoramos posted:

yea but

Sessions recused himself, perjured in front of the nation and the Senate Intelligence Committee, and is a zombie keebler elf

Kushner got wrapped up in so much poo poo that he's testifying to the SIC himself along with Don Jr

Bannon's keeled over somewhere after getting too close to the throne

Spicer who?

Goku took all of our energy and is hard at work enacting a healthcare for all bill

Ed Balls knows that nothing matters and is dancing the night away

Don't worry, Sessions is keeping busy. Soon, even thinking about :420: will be a capital crime.

Thoguh
Nov 8, 2002

College Slice

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
technically, in this scenario, it will fail by two votes

https://twitter.com/burgessev/status/888058924775165961

white sauce
Apr 29, 2012

by R. Guyovich

SmokaDustbowl posted:

nobody deserves cancer

John McCain and all the people who voted to take away healthcare deserve cancer, I'm pretty sure

Bethamphetamine
Oct 29, 2012

Joementum posted:

technically, in this scenario, it will fail by two votes

https://twitter.com/burgessev/status/888058924775165961

Mike Pence is never going to let McConnell stop loving that horse.

Montasque
Jul 18, 2003

Living in a hateful world sending me straight to Heaven
I can't believe people are criticizing Trump for his low effort sympathy post about McCain. That statement was the least cringe worthy one so far.

Gringostar
Nov 12, 2016
Morbid Hound

Tight Booty Shorts posted:

John McCain and all the people who voted to take away healthcare deserve cancer, I'm pretty sure

punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012




Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


Strawberry Alarm Clock's "Incense and Peppermints" but it's actually "Pisstapes and Kompramat"

Perfectly Safe
May 30, 2003

no danger here.

Joementum posted:

technically, in this scenario, it will fail by two votes

https://twitter.com/burgessev/status/888058924775165961

So they're going to use McCain's absence to do a "we tried but failed!" tapdance?

pushpins
Sep 11, 2006


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"I like war veterans who don't get brain cancer" - Trump blaming Mccain after health vote fails

punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012



Montasque posted:

I can't believe people are criticizing Trump for his low effort sympathy post about McCain. That statement was the least cringe worthy one so far.

u guys got it in for trump

Inspector Hound
Jul 14, 2003

That interview reads exactly like a transcript of me, drunk, having what I believe to be an intense and deep conversation with three sober people.

Montasque
Jul 18, 2003

Living in a hateful world sending me straight to Heaven

punchymcpunch posted:

u guys got it in for trump

I can't believe this thread hates the President of The United States of America.

velvet milkman
Feb 13, 2012

by R. Guyovich

lol, is that a GWAR song?

white sauce
Apr 29, 2012

by R. Guyovich

Montasque posted:

I can't believe this thread hates the President of The United States of America.

I hate him for who he is but his actions, his actions are very good

FormerPoster
Aug 5, 2004

Hair Elf

Montasque posted:

I can't believe this thread hates the President of The United States of America.

My dad raised me to respect the office of the President, no matter how ill-suited the man is for the seat.

He bailed on that poo poo somewhere between 2004 and 2006 lmao.

ScrubLeague
Feb 11, 2007

Nap Ghost

Inspector Hound posted:

That interview reads exactly like a transcript of me, drunk, having what I believe to be an intense and deep conversation with three sober people.

SmokaDustbowl
Feb 12, 2001

by vyelkin
Fun Shoe

Tight Booty Shorts posted:

John McCain and all the people who voted to take away healthcare deserve cancer, I'm pretty sure

cancer loving sucks and nobody deserves it

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ

Inspector Hound posted:

That interview reads exactly like a transcript of me, drunk, having what I believe to be an intense and deep conversation with three sober people.

https://twitter.com/chrislhayes/status/887891767848194048

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Al!
Apr 2, 2010

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