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a neat cape
Feb 22, 2007

Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!

3 DONG HORSE posted:

Thanks for that link, it's perfect.

I guess I'll discover how bad it is in person! I hope I get to see some sexy pidgeon action too.

The As stadium is pretty dope but I only ever go to games if I can get the baller VIP seats (15 dollars last Friday :laffo:). Oracle was alright but everything was expensive as gently caress.


P.S.

I've adopted the As as my baseball team because I can't say no to their prices

gently caress the A's

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3 DONG HORSE
May 22, 2008

I'd like to thank Satan for everything he's done for this organization

I agree, I hope they're bad forever. Cheap sports is awesome.

Volkerball
Oct 15, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Cool, I was just thinking we have too many Broncos posters.

3 DONG HORSE
May 22, 2008

I'd like to thank Satan for everything he's done for this organization

Volkerball posted:

Cool, I was just thinking we have too many Broncos posters.

I will do my best to get stabbed to death

warcrimes
Jul 6, 2013

I don't know what's it called, I just know the sound it makes when it takes a J4G's life. :parrot: :parrot: :parrot: :parrot:

3 DONG HORSE posted:

I will do my best to get stabbed to death

You'll be fine, just follow the county jail rule- don't be a dumbass


52 days

FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo
sorry not sorry

Strobe
Jun 30, 2014
GW BRAINWORMS CREW

a neat cape posted:

Division solidarity is bullshit, I hope you all lose forever

It me, I am the Chiefs fan who hopes the Broncos and Raiders do well.

But not because I want them to actually succeed.

I want them to do well so the Chiefs can be the ones to knock them out of the playoff picture on the last Sunday in December. gently caress the Broncos and Raiders.

warcrimes
Jul 6, 2013

I don't know what's it called, I just know the sound it makes when it takes a J4G's life. :parrot: :parrot: :parrot: :parrot:

Strobe posted:

It me, I am the Chiefs fan who hopes the Broncos and Raiders do well.

But not because I want them to actually succeed.

I want them to do well so the Chiefs can be the ones to knock them out of the playoff picture on the last Sunday in December. gently caress the Broncos and Raiders.

I mean in the last 40+ years that's the last month you guys can win a game, so fair enough

Croatoan
Jun 24, 2005

I am inevitable.
ROBBLE GROBBLE

Truly we are blessed with 5 more years of division domination.

Black Sunshine
Apr 4, 2004

LEFT 4 DEAD IS A LOT LIKE FOOTBALL - I JERK OFF TO BOTH

Croatoan posted:

Truly we are blessed with 5 more years of division domination.

I have some bad news for you, friend

Ugly Tony
May 6, 2005

It's not even Tuesday, dog

3 DONG HORSE posted:

I agree, I hope they're bad forever.

Good news!

FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo
trigger warning

Blitz of 404 Error
Sep 19, 2007

Joe Biden is a top 15 president
He has a losing record against them as a player so

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!
God, that face.

a neat cape
Feb 22, 2007

Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!

Blitz7x posted:

He has a losing record against them as a player so

He's no Marty Schottenheimer

kiimo
Jul 24, 2003

He's turning into pre-op Bruce Jenner

Kull the Conqueror
Apr 8, 2006

Take me to the green valley,
lay the sod o'er me,
I'm a young cowboy,
I know I've done wrong
re: John Elway, I am basically this guy:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CKlhBzP9DSo

Durandal1707
Oct 11, 2013

a neat cape posted:

He's no Marty Schottenheimer

Mike Shanahan's Broncos' teams usually beat the poo poo out of the Raiders too. Though IIRC him and Davis fuckin' hated each others' when Shanahan coached the Raiders in the 80's. Spite gets you a whole lotta mileage in lfie

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!

Durandal1707 posted:

Mike Shanahan's Broncos' teams usually beat the poo poo out of the Raiders too. Though IIRC him and Davis fuckin' hated each others' when Shanahan coached the Raiders in the 80's. Spite gets you a whole lotta mileage in lfie

Yeah same deal with Marty, he just never coached in Oakland. He had a really healthy dislike of Al and the Raiders though.

Durandal1707
Oct 11, 2013
Marty's thing toward the Raiders is that they were always very talented, but their lack of discipline and carelessness always costed them against teams with a similar level of talent but also played in a more disciplined, detail-oriented fashion. It's why his Chiefs and Chargers teams had ridiculous W/L records against them.

Ironically the "talented but fucks themselves over due to stupid mistakes"is basically the bulk of the Chargers' history when they've been contenders, so whatev.

Durandal1707 fucked around with this message at 00:40 on Aug 5, 2017

Volkerball
Oct 15, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
And yet the Raiders went to the super bowl during his coaching career and he didn't.

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!

Volkerball posted:

And yet the Raiders went to the super bowl during his coaching career and he didn't.

I mean if you really want to revisit that super bowl appearance we can do that.

Volkerball
Oct 15, 2009

by FactsAreUseless

Grittybeard posted:

I mean if you really want to revisit that super bowl appearance we can do that.

We got robbed of the Raiders/Rams super bowl too. That would've been a good one.

Durandal1707
Oct 11, 2013
Rich Gannon threw five TDs in that game, shame like 3 of them went to the opposing team

warcrimes
Jul 6, 2013

I don't know what's it called, I just know the sound it makes when it takes a J4G's life. :parrot: :parrot: :parrot: :parrot:

Durandal1707 posted:

Rich Gannon threw five TDs in that game, shame like 3 of them went to the opposing team

That's nothing, Steve Young once threw 6 TDs in a Superb Owl.

Croatoan
Jun 24, 2005

I am inevitable.
ROBBLE GROBBLE

Kull the Conqueror posted:

re: John Elway, I am basically this guy:

Me too :sparkles:

3 DONG HORSE
May 22, 2008

I'd like to thank Satan for everything he's done for this organization

Elway is dreamy and I'm proud that he is able to be his true equine self and say neigh to the haters

warcrimes
Jul 6, 2013

I don't know what's it called, I just know the sound it makes when it takes a J4G's life. :parrot: :parrot: :parrot: :parrot:
San Diego radio station-

a neat cape
Feb 22, 2007

Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!

warcrimes posted:

San Diego radio station-



Hahahaha

aperion
May 15, 2007

i want to believe
Grimey Drawer

warcrimes posted:

San Diego radio station-



This is the loving best.

kiimo
Jul 24, 2003

It doesn't sting as much but the Chiefs advertising campaign in St. Louis has to sting a little.

3 DONG HORSE
May 22, 2008

I'd like to thank Satan for everything he's done for this organization

warcrimes posted:

San Diego radio station-



This owns, gently caress Spanos with Elways horse dick

3 DONG HORSE
May 22, 2008

I'd like to thank Satan for everything he's done for this organization

I hope Janovich does well this year. He was killing it last season before his injury..I really want a fullback jersey

a neat cape
Feb 22, 2007

Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!

3 DONG HORSE posted:

I hope Janovich does well this year. He was killing it last season before his injury..I really want a fullback jersey

I got one but everyone made fun of me for wearing it because it had my name on the back

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!

a neat cape posted:

I got one but everyone made fun of me for wearing it because it had my name on the back

If your last name isn't Neal you bought the wrong fullback jersey.

e: I'm very pro-throwback jerseys in general. You already know their careers, they aren't going to leave and go play for some divisional rival making you feel like an rear end if you wear it. Plus they show you've cared for a little while.

I also own 0 jerseys. But if I did own one I'm saying.

Grittybeard fucked around with this message at 00:54 on Aug 11, 2017

3 DONG HORSE
May 22, 2008

I'd like to thank Satan for everything he's done for this organization

^^^I was already burned by Julius Thomas. He didn't even have the decency to not suck after he left too

a neat cape posted:

I got one but everyone made fun of me for wearing it because it had my name on the back

What? That's cool as hell. Those guys suck.

Durandal1707
Oct 11, 2013

Grittybeard posted:

If your last name isn't Neal you bought the wrong fullback jersey.

e: I'm very pro-throwback jerseys in general. You already know their careers, they aren't going to leave and go play for some divisional rival making you feel like an rear end if you wear it. Plus they show you've cared for a little while.

Throwback jerseys own. I have an '84 Fouts throwback that's really nice even though I barely wear it when it isn't football season.

The only other jersey i'd get is an LdT throwback like this one:

a neat cape
Feb 22, 2007

Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!

3 DONG HORSE posted:

^^^I was already burned by Julius Thomas. He didn't even have the decency to not suck after he left too


What? That's cool as hell. Those guys suck.

It was a Jacob Hester jersey and I got it just because our last names are the same, so it was like a customized jersey but still legit

FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo
Paxton Lynch is bad

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3 DONG HORSE
May 22, 2008

I'd like to thank Satan for everything he's done for this organization

Ross that's better than what my friend did. He bought one that had his first name on the back, like he was some fuckin cool guy

Eli Wiggum posted:

Paxton Lynch is bad

Let's offer 75 million!!!

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