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Pac-Manioc Root posted:Yeah it's either a lie where she'll show him "look I even asked online how to make you understand it's all just a big mix up" or she's stupid and inconsiderate, either way . because it's no fun to gently caress with your clothes still on
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Yesterday, I[27M] found out that I can't have children on my own. Problem is, I already have one[9F] from a previous marriage. What do I do now?quote:So as you can guess by the title this is a pretty poo poo situation and I need some help. gently caress, man. All of the comments are saying "get a paternity test, kid might still be yours!" which, yea, but assuming it comes back negative...gently caress, man.
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# ? Jul 21, 2017 20:41 |
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A Wizard of Goatse posted:because it's no fun to gently caress with your clothes still on But we dont have to take our clothes off to have a good time, oh no.
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# ? Jul 21, 2017 20:42 |
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WampaLord posted:Yesterday, I[27M] found out that I can't have children on my own. Problem is, I already have one[9F] from a previous marriage. What do I do now? Goddamn. Assuming he's being a good co-parent and has been in her life still, I hope for that little girl's sake he's strong enough to accept that that kid is still his daughter whatever else and not take it out on her. That's too long to just take a cuck mulligan on being a father to a human being.
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# ? Jul 21, 2017 20:44 |
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Pac-Manioc Root posted:Me[27F] and my friend[30M] played a horrible prank on my BF[27M][new]
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# ? Jul 21, 2017 20:48 |
"Lol oh man it'd be really funny if my bf walked in and your dick was inside me lol but like, as a joke. Then you cum all over my face when he opens the door lmao we'll get him good"
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# ? Jul 21, 2017 20:50 |
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Pac-Manioc Root posted:Me[27F] and my friend[30M] played a horrible prank on my BF[27M][new] This one is amazing, and made even better by the fact I was imagining Eric Andre every time she wrote Eric.
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# ? Jul 21, 2017 20:51 |
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Pac-Manioc Root posted:Me[27F] and my friend[30M] played a horrible prank on my BF[27M][new] It's a prank I shout as the stranger's semen ropes onto my face and hair.
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# ? Jul 21, 2017 20:53 |
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it's way loving worse if somehow she's telling the truth about it being a prank "Oh no honey, I wasn't cheating on you, I just thought it would be hilaaaaarious to play on your insecurities and fears because I can"
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# ? Jul 21, 2017 20:55 |
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how a bout a short little pallette cleanser. this seems like a real cool guy. I (39m) teach Krav Maga my girlfriend (f39) of a few years is really overweight.Relationships quote:We live in a large city in Colorado, I am an Owner and Chief Krav Maga Instructor for a school in the city we live in. I am in superior condition physically as well as mentally.
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# ? Jul 21, 2017 20:59 |
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Pac-Manioc Root posted:how a bout a short little pallette cleanser. If you keep her in a headlock long enough, she'll start to lose weight naturally over the next year.
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# ? Jul 21, 2017 21:01 |
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I, too, am in superior condition physically as well as mentally. I [24M] am expected to help my friends [23M/24F] with something but when I told them no, the reaction seemed out of proportion, or did it? quote:So here goes. Coming up to my second year of uni in London this September. Live in a shared house with friends here in SE London, work part-time in a pizza shop. Studying IT degree. That's me. their wedding ceremony will consist of marie doing that thing where she pretends to put her hair back in a ponytail and then doesn't A Wizard of Goatse fucked around with this message at 21:06 on Jul 21, 2017 |
# ? Jul 21, 2017 21:04 |
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whoa dude I'm [18 M] looking for advice about girlfriend [17 F] 5 months, complicated relationship with mom, help with how to communicate and if I'm doing something wrong quote:I wouldn't consider myself the most moral person, so if you have advice either way on that, it's appreciated. Haven't had sex with the girlfriend yet, but planning to.
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# ? Jul 21, 2017 21:06 |
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Pac-Manioc Root posted:One of the Redditors claims that WA is one of the few states that actually does actually allow representations made by the victim as a mitigating defense. I am sure Reddit knows their stuff when it comes to this. if wikipedia is to be believed only a minority of states (22) actually had it as a strict liability crime in 2007 and United States v. Kantor (the Traci Lords case) established a precedent for "good faith" defenses in such cases
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# ? Jul 21, 2017 21:07 |
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Pac-Manioc Root posted:how a bout a short little pallette cleanser.
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# ? Jul 21, 2017 21:09 |
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DragQueenofAngmar posted:whoa dude What did he do.... Is this real?
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# ? Jul 21, 2017 21:13 |
Appropriate that the martial art with MAGA in it would be the one populated with assholes
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# ? Jul 21, 2017 21:13 |
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DragQueenofAngmar posted:whoa dude
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# ? Jul 21, 2017 21:14 |
Clearly A Dog posted:What did he do.... Is this real? Maybe he's the reddit guy who broke both his arms
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# ? Jul 21, 2017 21:14 |
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Yawgmoth posted:Krav Maga is the MA douchebags get into so they can impress other douchebags with how hard and badass they are. I'm guessing his gf put on a whopping 10lbs and he's pissy about it. That's antisemitism bro
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# ? Jul 21, 2017 21:14 |
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Koyaanisgoatse posted:Appropriate that the martial art with MAGA in it would be the one populated with assholes i used that as a search term expecting it would hit dirt not thinking about the MA at all.
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# ? Jul 21, 2017 21:15 |
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Incoherence posted:Please tell me the comments are all some variation of "wait, what the gently caress, why are you having an even remotely sexual encounter with your mother". Thread is new so few comments but pretty much. quote:I believe you should move out asap, lest your mom turn you into a literal mother fucker.
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# ? Jul 21, 2017 21:16 |
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WampaLord posted:Now all that being said, it's way funnier if you picture it like this: We both know it went it more like: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DVX9dAj8e8w
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# ? Jul 21, 2017 21:20 |
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A Wizard of Goatse posted:I, too, am in superior condition physically as well as mentally. the other guy here sounds extremely sane
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# ? Jul 21, 2017 21:26 |
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Incoherence posted:Please tell me the comments are all some variation of "wait, what the gently caress, why are you having an even remotely sexual encounter with your mother". abuse
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# ? Jul 21, 2017 21:30 |
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Incoherence posted:Please tell me the comments are all some variation of "wait, what the gently caress, why are you having an even remotely sexual encounter with your mother". Isn't that phrasing it kind of accusatory? It's more like, why is your mom molesting you then going chilling nude in the household. Just cause he's the one with the penis doesn't mean he can't be abused.
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# ? Jul 21, 2017 21:47 |
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DragQueenofAngmar posted:whoa dude My dude, you do not come clean with something like this. You take this to your grave.
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# ? Jul 21, 2017 21:48 |
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Pac-Manioc Root posted:
this is one of those two people can keep a secret if one of them's dead and the other one isn't your insane pervert mom kind of situations
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# ? Jul 21, 2017 21:49 |
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one things for dang sure, and it's that, that kid got... oedipus wrecked
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# ? Jul 21, 2017 21:49 |
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Jocasta the Nasteh
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# ? Jul 21, 2017 21:53 |
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DragQueenofAngmar posted:one things for dang sure, and it's that, that kid got... oedipus wrecked
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# ? Jul 21, 2017 21:54 |
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ArbitraryC posted:Isn't that phrasing it kind of accusatory? It's more like, why is your mom molesting you then going chilling nude in the household. Just cause he's the one with the penis doesn't mean he can't be abused.
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# ? Jul 21, 2017 21:55 |
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A Wizard of Goatse posted:I, too, am in superior condition physically as well as mentally. This story reads like it was written by Grampa Simpson
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# ? Jul 21, 2017 22:16 |
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Incoherence posted:I didn't say it wasn't abuse (especially because it wouldn't surprise me if this was not the first time she'd done this). If I'd said "why did you gently caress your mother", that'd be accusatory and improperly imply he was responsible. That's pretty much the same phrasing you used tho. Why are you doing x with your mothe as opposed to why is your mother doing x to you. I dunno it just came across kinda skeevy to me. It's chill if that wasn't your intent.
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# ? Jul 21, 2017 22:23 |
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hrvat posted:I'm an idiot bitch
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# ? Jul 21, 2017 22:57 |
Anony Mouse posted:How has this one not been posted yet? Less bickering and more ing please. I know this was like four pages back but I just loving love how oblivious this woman is that she could just stumble into becoming a prostitutes secretary/ event coordinator / sort of a pimp with a lower share of the profits and think that somehow the police would not frown upon it.
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# ? Jul 21, 2017 23:18 |
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Me [F23] with bf [26M] just discovered he has a child [12F]quote:We've been dating for more than 2 years. Most of that time LDR but we've finally closed the gap. I just found out from his grandmother he had a kid when he was 14. I don't have much, but I really want to know how old the baby mamma is
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Nissin Cup Nudist posted:Me [F23] with bf [26M] just discovered he has a child [12F] 52.
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# ? Jul 21, 2017 23:47 |
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WampaLord posted:Here's one that might get people up in arms: If he would of been heroic, would it of taken him out of the friend zone?
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# ? Jul 21, 2017 23:48 |
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count the incredibly retarded decisions that lead to this thread existing: [54 F] A loyal employee [41 F] played a "joke" on a long term intern. [21 M] He's seething and will not come back unless the employee is fired. My partner told me I need to find a way to keep both quote:Hey so I run a startup of about 15 people with an old partner of mine. taking this issue to r/relationships of all places is the free square
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