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Waltzing Along posted:I wish RLM would review some animated stuff rather than constant bad superhero movies. I don't think they have ever done a Pixar film. True, Pixar has gone off the rails but whatever. They could have done Kubo. That was great. Quantum of Phallus posted:Pixar have gone to poo poo and it's tragic.
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I've only seen Dane DeHaan in Chronicle, and he worked in that movie because he has a punchable sad mopey face all of the time. Like of course that little wiener would become a supervillain if he had super powers. Oh, and apparently he was in The Place Beyond the Pines, so I guess he was okay in that because he didn't stand out enough to be "bad" in my mind.
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Jul 22, 2017 15:19
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Quantum of Phallus posted:Dane Dehaan plays literally every character like he has autism Have you seen the poo poo show that is Chronicle written by Max Landis? Dane plays an extremely stupid idiot that couldn't figure out how to make money from his super powers with a group of pretty good and caring friends so he can help his suffering mother. The idiot couldn't even rob a petrol station without blowing it up or kill some teenagers without getting made.
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Chronicle is the amazing story of "what if Superman were an angsty reddit teen?" Not to be confused with Man of Steel which was the amazing story of "what if Superman was spoonfed Ayn Rand novels by a cold and uncaring, borderline autistic libertarian father figure?" Not to be confused with Batman v Superman which was the amazing story of "what if Superman was a dick who is bad at everything and can't use any of his powers if common sense dictates the moment he should be using them?" Not to be confused with Superman Returns which was the amazing story of "what if the Richard Donner Superman had no charisma?" Not to be confused with the Christopher Reeve Superman which was the amazing story of "what if Superman was cool and good?"
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WampaLord posted:loving lmao. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t8tXpVYxB4M
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Here's the design for the army of faceless mooks the Justice League will fight Why are all these movies so loving ugly?
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I loved Chronicle. I don't care what else Max Landis does he gave me one very good movie and I'm thankful for it.
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WampaLord posted:Remember that ad they made before Wall-E where they said that in their initial pitch meeting they had like 4 or 5 awesome story ideas, and that Wall-E was the last of their "main" ones, and at the time it seemed really cool cause it was like "Oh awesome, a story that Pixar has really wanted to do for a while and now they're doing it!" Idk I think you could do a civil war type movie where the entire toy ecosystem is thrown for a loop when.... a tablet is introduced to the kid. Some toys align with tablet and get remade in app form(angry pigs, etch a sketch) and the rest have to team up but.... Woody gets woo'd at the prospect of being modernized(never really got over that buzz jealousy) and he's like the evil superman guy he exists as a toy AND app. And that's ur bbogbs toy story fan fic for the day
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bring back old gbs posted:Idk I think you could do a civil war type movie where the entire toy ecosystem is thrown for a loop when.... a tablet is introduced to the kid. Some toys align with tablet and get remade in app form(angry pigs, etch a sketch) and the rest have to team up but.... Woody gets woo'd at the prospect of being modernized(never really got over that buzz jealousy) and he's like the evil superman guy he exists as a toy AND app. That sounds terrible but it'll probably be better than whatever toy story 4 is
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Jul 22, 2017 18:04
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Toy shall not kill toy ~devolves into toy murdering mayhem~
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Jul 22, 2017 18:09
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OOHHHHH poo poo once Woody is the god-being toy/app hybrid...... He has the power to break the 5th wall and communicate with the kid. The toy can speak to a people. Dayujmmmmmm this shits comin together
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Jul 22, 2017 18:16
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What does cined think about the toy story movies?
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Guy Goodbody posted:Here's the design for the army of faceless mooks the Justice League will fight i legit did the rich evans oh my gooood in my head when i saw that.
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Yug posted:What does cined think about the toy story movies? childrens movies for simpletons. not like my mature adult movies where the cars transform into 50 million knife blades
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bring back old gbs posted:childrens movies for simpletons. not like my mature adult movies where the cars transform into 50 million knife blades I would think they would have a million word essay on it being a criticism of capitalism or some other kind of gobbledygook.
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SeANMcBAY posted:They should definitely do foreign movies. I could think of a bunch of hosed up Korean movies alone that I think Mike and Jay would love. They should review Train to Busan, it's a real boring piece of poo poo
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bring back old gbs posted:OOHHHHH poo poo once Woody is the god-being toy/app hybrid...... He has the power to break the 5th wall and communicate with the kid. The toy can speak to a people. I'm looking forward to GRIMDARK toy story staring several creepy blank faced supermodel heroin addict sex babies
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Quantum of Phallus posted:Toy Story 4?!!! gently caress off 3 had such a nice ending too. I just saw Moana on Netflix and enjoyed that anyway. They've got fumes still at least, but yeah, the Littlest Dinosaur or whatever was so bad. I really wish Half in the Bag would do a broader range of movies like they used to. A couple movies every episode, maybe some 'catch-ups' every 6 months or so. I don't know how much they're hurting for viewers, but it'd be cool to see more than big superhero/robot/monster movies. Captain Lavender fucked around with this message at 18:41 on Jul 22, 2017 |
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Jul 22, 2017 18:38
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naem posted:I'm looking forward to GRIMDARK toy story staring several creepy blank faced supermodel heroin addict sex babies Maybe the toys go to Japan where they get stuck in some creepy otaku's apartment and then Jessie gets stuck on the display cabinet with the creeper's jizz figurines.
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Jul 22, 2017 18:46
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naem posted:I'm looking forward to GRIMDARK toy story staring several creepy blank faced supermodel heroin addict sex babies just adapt "corky goes to hell" from illbleed
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I'm not sure who's weirder, the person who appreciates good animated movies or the person who vehemently hates all animated movies because they're for children.
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a bone to pick posted:I'm not sure who's weirder, the person who appreciates good animated movies or the person who vehemently hates all animated movies because they're for children. Both are sexual deviants
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ENDLESS TRASH https://twitter.com/readyplayerone/status/888835852410814464
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Jul 22, 2017 20:41
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I AM NOT READY! I DO NOT CONSENT!
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A Handed Missus posted:ENDLESS TRASH https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g_6yBZKj-eo It looks pretty loving bad, y'all.
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the only thing that I'm looking forward to right now is the new del Toro flick  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XFYWazblaUA Zmej fucked around with this message at 21:38 on Jul 22, 2017 |
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Jul 22, 2017 21:33
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It's gone; what did it say?
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I can't tell from the Ready Player One trailer what the gently caress that movie is about other than VR and 80s references. The Justice League one has the same problem, but that might be because there's no plot and all they have are the action scenes. What is the deal trailers either tell you nothing these days or they give away the entire movie. What is the conflict of Ready Player One who is the bad guy in Justice League and what are the stakes?
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PostNouveau posted:I can't tell from the Ready Player One trailer what the gently caress that movie is about other than VR and 80s references. No, that's pretty much the whole plot. PostNouveau posted:What is the conflict of Ready Player One? Kid wants to find an awesome treasure within this VR game world and to do it he has to obsess over 80s pop culture.
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Ready Player One was a really mediocre book and I don't get the obsession with it but w/e.
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WampaLord posted:No, that's pretty much the whole plot. I have heard good things about the book, but it seems impossible that it could be good based on this.
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mng posted:It's gone; what did it say? just a trailer for Ready Player One WampaLord posted:No, that's pretty much the whole plot. drat that's bad and sad
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yess YESSS ENDLESS TRAAASSSHHHH
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PostNouveau posted:I have heard good things about the book, but it seems impossible that it could be good based on this. People who love it are the same "I CLAPPED WHEN I SAW THE AT-STs!" idiots, they just love references to things they recognize and that's literally all the book is. a bone to pick posted:yess YESSS ENDLESS TRAAASSSHHHH 
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a bone to pick posted:I'm not sure who's weirder, the person who appreciates good animated movies or the person who vehemently hates all animated movies because they're for children. By that metric, you're a weird unless only you like bad animated movies.
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Captain Lavender posted:3 had such a nice ending too. I just saw Moana on Netflix and enjoyed that anyway. They've got fumes still at least, but yeah, the Littlest Dinosaur or whatever was so bad. Moana wasn't Pixar.
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HIJK posted:Ready Player One was a really mediocre book and I don't get the obsession with it but w/e. It'd bad and all his books are bad and they appeal to the absolute worst in lovely nerd culture. http://www.slate.com/articles/arts/books/2015/07/armada_by_ernest_cline_follow_up_to_ready_player_one_reviewed.single.html quote:Armada is a story about how gamers are the most important people in the world. This is not a new story; it's served as the inspiration for countless video games over the past 40 years, not to mention the recent harassment campaigns that spawned out of gaming culture and the wounded, entitled pride at their heart. While the aims of the novel are onanistic rather than malicious, Armada nonetheless demands to be bronzed as the perfect embodiment of the impulses that so often make games—and gaming culture—boring, self-indulgent, and regressive. quote:This is a book that ends with someone unironically quoting Yoda.
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A Handed Missus posted:
I'mma back-seat direct here. If she were looking at the bullet as it passed, it would be way better. It would show she was in actual peril and cared about that peril.
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like you know how at the beginning of their rogue one review the red letter media guys do that now legendary bit about I SAW <REFERENCE> AND I CLAPPED it's my understanding that ready player one is that, but one hundred percent sincere
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