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cursedshitbox
May 20, 2012

Your rear-end wont survive my hammering.



Fun Shoe

Humphreys posted:

I just call them Hitler Mobiles :can:

That's VW.

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Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule



Dammit, now I feel especially stupid.

Deteriorata
Feb 6, 2005

Humphreys posted:

Dammit, now I feel especially stupid.

Elmnt80
Dec 30, 2012


I mean, if we're going there wouldn't bmw be more goering's brand?

Chillbro Baggins
Oct 8, 2004
Bad Angus! Bad!
The Reichsadler with the VW logo in place of the swastika is ... a thing that was at some point popular with the VW-modding crowd (back when rusty hoods were in style).

Put that on a car made by a factory or at least company (pretty sure Ford built both) that made B-17s/B-24s, and I think we've got a winner.

Jo3sh
Oct 19, 2002

Like all girls I love unicorns!
Not an entry, because it wasn't *really* a mismatch, and I couldn't get a picture anyway, but I saw a Blazer yesterday with a Honda sticker in the window. Not a mismatch because it was a Honda Powersports wing logo, not the big H Honda automobiles logo.

But I will keep looking.

GOTTA STAY FAI
Mar 24, 2005

~no glitter in the gutter~
~no twilight galaxy~
College Slice
We just came out of a holiday weekend here in Freedomland, so I'll give it a couple more days and then either relax the requirements or change the challenge wholesale. I really didn't think this would be a difficult one--I see stuff like this all the time. In fact, seeing a "Yeah, it's got a HEMI" sticker on a tiny coupe is what inspired this challenge in the first place.

Delivery McGee posted:

Put that on a car made by a factory or at least company (pretty sure Ford built both) that made B-17s/B-24s, and I think we've got a winner.

And yeah, that would certainly be going the extra 1.61 kilometers, goodness.

The Royal Nonesuch
Nov 1, 2005

Does it count if it's on my own car?! Came this way when I bought it; liked the irony too much to change and it's gotten a bunch of laughs from people. Not -really- pictured: a lot of dents, peeling clearcoat and desert pinstriping.




If it counts:
:siren: post a pic of your car next to some spooky/haunted local history... Haunted mansion? Suicide bridge? Local slaughtering ground? Be sure to post up a bit of good backstory, self-written or wiki cuz I like history!:siren:

Eat This Glob
Jan 14, 2008

God is dead. God remains dead. And we have killed him. Who will wipe this blood off us? What festivals of atonement, what sacred games shall we need to invent?

I hope it counts! I've done a similar challenge kinda lamely and as a history buff with a car being delivered tomorrow, I'd take another run at it.

GOTTA STAY FAI
Mar 24, 2005

~no glitter in the gutter~
~no twilight galaxy~
College Slice

The Royal Nonesuch posted:

Does it count if it's on my own car?! Came this way when I bought it; liked the irony too much to change and it's gotten a bunch of laughs from people. Not -really- pictured: a lot of dents, peeling clearcoat and desert pinstriping.




If it counts:
:siren: post a pic of your car next to some spooky/haunted local history... Haunted mansion? Suicide bridge? Local slaughtering ground? Be sure to post up a bit of good backstory, self-written or wiki cuz I like history!:siren:

It counts! Exactly what I was looking for.

I'll still make a donation if someone posts a photo of a mismatch they put together specifically for this challenge, so long as the car is in a public place. Just keep your receipt so I'll know how much to give (and I might make a slightly larger contribution than what's on the receipt if it's especially hilarious or took a lot of effort (or both), like if someone strips the badges/emblems off their own vehicle and plasters it with badges/emblems from as many different cars as possible. Use your imagination!)

Chillbro Baggins
Oct 8, 2004
Bad Angus! Bad!

The Royal Nonesuch posted:

If it counts:
:siren: post a pic of your car next to some spooky/haunted local history... Haunted mansion? Suicide bridge? Local slaughtering ground? Be sure to post up a bit of good backstory, self-written or wiki cuz I like history!:siren:

Does it count if the story behind it is complete BS*? I might be able to go by here tomorrow on the way home from work tomorrow, if nobody steps up before then.

It wasn't firebombed by the KKK, it burned down when being rented out as a warehouse by a local petrochemical company long after it had closed because the schools had been integrated and the pupils were all transferred to the local school district.

There is a lil' yappy dog across the street that'll startle the bejesus out of you if you back up to his side of the street to get a wide shot of the ruins, though.

*Of course, all hauntings are BS if you don't believe in ghosts, but this one the supposed ghost-generating event didn't actually happen, it's just local legend.

Edit again: I've promised my partner I won't, because he's got it sewn up this afternoon, and nobody else should bother trying either, because he's got a location/ghost story everybody has heard of. Disney made a movie based on the story in question.

Chillbro Baggins fucked around with this message at 14:21 on Jul 13, 2017

InediblePenguin
Sep 27, 2004

I'm strong. And a giant penguin. Please don't eat me. No, really. Don't try.

Delivery McGee posted:

Edit again: I've promised my partner I won't, because he's got it sewn up this afternoon, and nobody else should bother trying either, because he's got a location/ghost story everybody has heard of. Disney made a movie based on the story in question.
Thanks babe, hope I can live up to the hype



My dad's Kia in front of the Ichabod Crane Schoolhouse and the Van Alen House.

I gotta start this off by saying that Tarrytown bastards can eat my rear end

Washington Irving was buddies with folks here in the town of Kinderhook, New York, and he stayed here before he went to England and wrote The Legend of Sleepy Hollow. He based many of the characters on local people -- Ichabod himself was based on his good buddy, local schoolteacher Jesse Merwin, Katrina van Tassel was a daughter of the Van Alen family who lived in that little brick house in the background of the above photo, and supposedly Brom Bones was a Van Alstyne -- that family still lives in the area, so I couldn't take a picture of their house or that would be creepy. The story of the Hessian ghost who inspired Brom Bones' prank is also a Kinderhook legend, associated with a particular old cemetery that has a section of Hessian graves, but I forgot how to get to that cemetery and gave up after I found myself going in circles. Additionally, this site in the pictures is itself supposed to be haunted by some sort of phantom who whistles at people when no-one else is around; I didn't get whistled at while I was taking this picture, though. (I have heard a "phantom whistler" while hanging out doing night fishing with a friend of mine who lives on the creek, just through the woods behind this house, but for all I know there might be some kind of local wildlife that makes a noise like a human whistling; I'm not ready to assign it to a ghostly schoolteacher!)

When you're basing a ton of characters on real people who live in a real small town, it's just rude to outright state the specific location where they live and thus expose them in all their not-very-flatteringly-depicted glory to all of your readers; Irving namedropped Tarrytown in the introduction to the story, and Tarrytown ran with it, but they're a bunch of lying liars and it's our story not theirs gently caress Tarrytown



e: if this gets accepted for the prompt, mine is: a live bird on a car, or a large number of live birds near a car

InediblePenguin fucked around with this message at 21:49 on Jul 13, 2017

The Royal Nonesuch
Nov 1, 2005

Cool! Good choice and thanks for the story... now let's see some birds y'all.

iospace
Jan 19, 2038


Can I say unofficial bonus points for non-seagull birds?

InediblePenguin
Sep 27, 2004

I'm strong. And a giant penguin. Please don't eat me. No, really. Don't try.
I like seagulls, but I think grackles are cheating because every Walmart parking lot in North America contains 10,000 of them and they're not even cute

The Royal Nonesuch
Nov 1, 2005

iospace posted:

Can I say unofficial bonus points for non-seagull birds?

Bonus points if you're flexing up on a pile of Canadian geese because screw those assholes

underage at the vape shop
May 11, 2011

by Cyrano4747
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OfGvPvBgrH8

If that is acceptable, I've always been fascinated by clowns. How many lads can fit in your car?

underage at the vape shop fucked around with this message at 08:42 on Jul 14, 2017

InediblePenguin
Sep 27, 2004

I'm strong. And a giant penguin. Please don't eat me. No, really. Don't try.
What a good bird!

Siochain
May 24, 2005

"can they get rid of any humans who are fans of shitheads like Kanye West, 50 Cent, or any other piece of crap "artist" who thinks they're all that?

And also get rid of anyone who has posted retarded shit on the internet."


underage at the vape shop posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OfGvPvBgrH8

If that is acceptable, I've always been fascinated by clowns. How many lads can fit in your car?

Okay, I think that has to count. Awesome bird :)

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


InediblePenguin posted:

What a good smooth bird!
Fixed

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h_D3VFfhvs4&t=68s

underage at the vape shop
May 11, 2011

by Cyrano4747
i called him bobby so i could say the bird aint right, but actually, he's very right

GOTTA STAY FAI
Mar 24, 2005

~no glitter in the gutter~
~no twilight galaxy~
College Slice

InediblePenguin posted:

I like seagulls, but I think grackles are cheating because every Walmart parking lot in North America contains 10,000 of them and they're not even cute

I'd call them sky rodents but that would be insulting to rats. Grackles are the only animal I know that will take a dump, pick up the poo with its mouth, then fly it off to drop it where humans don't want it. Growing up we had a pool in the backyard and the little jerks would spend all day doing this to the railing around it. Yay, what a fun summer activity, swimming while literally surrounded by turds!

And that Smooth Criminal bird is the best bird.

Somewhat Heroic
Oct 11, 2007

(Insert Mad Max related text)



underage at the vape shop posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OfGvPvBgrH8

If that is acceptable, I've always been fascinated by clowns. How many lads can fit in your car?

Hahaha! Aces on the YouTube category it is filed under.

underage at the vape shop
May 11, 2011

by Cyrano4747
Ok if you cant get enough friends willing to squeeze in, show me someone in every seat

Tony Doughnuts
Aug 12, 2016

There are, in fact, still motherfuckers who gotta ice skate up hill

underage at the vape shop posted:

Ok if you cant get enough friends willing to squeeze in, show me someone in every seat

I dont have enough friends to fill every seat :smith:

ilkhan
Oct 7, 2004

I LOVE Musk and his pro-first-amendment ways. X is the future.
When we're done with this one can we please go back to sane challenges that actually get fulfilled?

Adiabatic
Nov 18, 2007

What have you assholes done now?

ilkhan posted:

When we're done with this one can we please go back to sane challenges that actually get fulfilled?

Yeah let's get some challenges up that show us a little about the area you live in or are fun/funny instead of concentrating on difficulty.

`Nemesis
Dec 30, 2000

railroad graffiti
awww I was hoping someone would damage their car or get it/something stolen before we did that

Chillbro Baggins
Oct 8, 2004
Bad Angus! Bad!
To be fair, we do have a few college students here who could probably round up enough acquaintances, but otoh, lol Goons don't have any friends amirite?

Shall we go for revolution, then?:siren: Let's see your car with a historical marker in frame. Those are a thing in most of the US, but any metal plaque/stone carving/building commemorating a historical event on that site is acceptable.:siren: See the last photo of InediblePenguin's post for an example, and obviously he's not allowed to use that one again.

Edit: Bonus points if it commemorates an actual overthrowing of the previously-legitimate government. InediblePenguin could probably get that one too, being in upstate New York, but it just got dark there, so you've got 12 hours or so. Anybody in St. Petersburg (the Russian one)? :v:

And commemorative structures are allowed, it doesn't have to be a plaque -- I'll count the Arc de Triomphe, San Jacinto tower, Alamo, etc. for the bonus, and HMS Victory or any statue of a historical military person on/near a historic battlefield for the main challenge. But a lot of us live away from that sort of thing, which is why I went with the local-history signs initially.

Chillbro Baggins fucked around with this message at 02:21 on Jul 22, 2017

ilkhan
Oct 7, 2004

I LOVE Musk and his pro-first-amendment ways. X is the future.

Its this one. That ought to do. Fun place to see. I missed it on my first sweep, so I got to spend 20 minutes walking around Folsom and seeing a few other ones.

:siren: Let's see some pretty views. Lakes, rivers, ocean, cliffs, valleys... something natural to take my breath away :siren:

Chillbro Baggins
Oct 8, 2004
Bad Angus! Bad!

ilkhan posted:


Its this one. That ought to do.
Since my hometown was founded by the railroad before they struck oil, you get a bonus point.

quote:

:siren: Let's see some pretty views. Lakes, rivers, ocean, cliffs, valleys... something natural to take my breath away :siren:

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


ilkhan posted:


Its this one. That ought to do. Fun place to see. I missed it on my first sweep, so I got to spend 20 minutes walking around Folsom and seeing a few other ones.

:siren: Let's see some pretty views. Lakes, rivers, ocean, cliffs, valleys... something natural to take my breath away :siren:

About two years too late to post but my hometown has a mountain range and at night looking over the city a certain suburbs streetlights spell out 'HELL'. When council found out I think they added more to say 'HELLO' - not sure if true and I've never seen it in person. Good view though.

EDIT:

A half assed entry:



Edited to timg

Humphreys fucked around with this message at 14:27 on Jul 22, 2017

ilkhan
Oct 7, 2004

I LOVE Musk and his pro-first-amendment ways. X is the future.

Humphreys posted:

A half assed entry:



Edited to timg
Too much car, not enough view.
(Also I want more entries. 😎 )

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


ilkhan posted:

Too much car, not enough view.
(Also I want more entries. 😎 )

Here's one from the opposite angle:



First car shot is from the hill over the bay, second (Sera) is from down the harbour looking back up

Humphreys fucked around with this message at 17:18 on Jul 22, 2017

davebo
Nov 15, 2006

Parallel lines do meet, but they do it incognito
College Slice

Humphreys posted:

Here's one from the opposite angle:



First car shot is from the hill over the bay, second (Sera) is from down the harbour looking back up

Please reshoot this during the solar eclipse in August.

Edit: Also why does it say eclipse on it, is that the name of the body kit or some performance enhancement? A google image search for "sera eclipse" somehow resulted in furry porn for me.

davebo fucked around with this message at 17:26 on Jul 22, 2017

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


davebo posted:

Please reshoot this during the solar eclipse in August.

Edit: Also why does it say eclipse on it, is that the name of the body kit or some performance enhancement? A google image search for "sera eclipse" somehow resulted in furry porn for me.

We were sponsored by them for a SQ sound comp years ago and never took the stickers off.

Edit: And good eye on the Sera part. - Other halfs name is actually Sara and I mistyped :/

Actual Edit:

Humphreys fucked around with this message at 18:19 on Jul 22, 2017

PaintVagrant
Apr 13, 2007

~ the ultimate driving machine ~

Humphreys posted:

Here's one from the opposite angle:



First car shot is from the hill over the bay, second (Sera) is from down the harbour looking back up

WHAT IS THIS WHERE DO I BUY IT

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


PaintVagrant posted:

WHAT IS THIS WHERE DO I BUY IT

It's in Central Queensland and currently for sale along with 4 others of it's ilk. I think 15000 made over its 5 year production run? That one in particular is first known 5EFHE to be turboed and took maybe 6 weeks for Microtech to figure out a tune for it

Humphreys fucked around with this message at 18:44 on Jul 22, 2017

Chillbro Baggins
Oct 8, 2004
Bad Angus! Bad!
You still didn't say what that adorable tiny ridiculous car is. Are they available in the US? I want one too.

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Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


Delivery McGee posted:

You still didn't say what that adorable tiny ridiculous car is. Are they available in the US? I want one too.

It's a Toyota Sera. Granted it is kitted. Right Hand drive only. It's on Paseo frame but you only get the kick rear end gullwings on the Sera:
Strangley it's an old as gently caress photo but like a football feild away from current photo:


That red car in the BG is a loving weapon. 10 sec 2WD Ford TX3.


EDIT: gently caress the rules: no one takes a photo of their car with scenery as primary focus.

EDIT2: We were sponsored for a few sound offs and I went witih Eclipse becuase they were the OEM audio for Toyota at the time and thought it would be a fun thing to do. "Oh yeah give me all the poo poo you should have had in the car originally". Granted - the Seras parcel shelf had a rotating set of speakers to adjust to your preferences.

Humphreys fucked around with this message at 19:38 on Jul 22, 2017

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