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Cat Mattress
Jul 14, 2012

by Cyrano4747

Orange Devil posted:

A right to return to a nonexisting place. How wonderful.

There's that in a Jack Vance novel (Emphyrio IIRC). Criminals are exiled to a "country" that is something like one inch thick and bordered by walls. There's a piston involved in the exiling process.

That's the future of Palestine as desired by the incredibly racist people who defend Israel.

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Cugel the Clever
Apr 5, 2009
I LOVE AMERICA AND CAPITALISM DESPITE BEING POOR AS FUCK. I WILL NEVER RETIRE BUT HERE'S ANOTHER 200$ FOR UKRAINE, SLAVA

GaussianCopula posted:

Obviously Palestinians would have the right to return to their state - the Palestinian state. What BDS demands is a right to return for them into Israel
So obviously you support an end to the illegal Israeli settlements in that very land, then, right?

Edit: Winning hearts and minds:
https://twitter.com/samiaah10/status/888433604673589249

Cugel the Clever fucked around with this message at 15:04 on Jul 22, 2017

Baron Porkface
Jan 22, 2007


Cat Mattress posted:

There's that in a Jack Vance novel (Emphyrio IIRC). Criminals are exiled to a "country" that is something like one inch thick and bordered by walls. There's a piston involved in the exiling process.

That's the future of Palestine as desired by the incredibly racist people who defend Israel.

If you think the West bank and Gaza are such a piece of garbage why do so many people fight for it's sovereignty?

Cugel the Clever
Apr 5, 2009
I LOVE AMERICA AND CAPITALISM DESPITE BEING POOR AS FUCK. I WILL NEVER RETIRE BUT HERE'S ANOTHER 200$ FOR UKRAINE, SLAVA

Baron Porkface posted:

If you think the West bank and Gaza are such a piece of garbage why do so many people fight for it's sovereignty?
I don't know what you think you read in his post, but that wasn't it.

Agnosticnixie
Jan 6, 2015

Baron Porkface posted:

If you think the West bank and Gaza are such a piece of garbage why do so many people fight for it's sovereignty?

Have you seen maps of what the west bank looks like if you remove the areas carved out for settlements or are you just doing this out of sheer evil?

Baron Porkface
Jan 22, 2007


Agnosticnixie posted:

Have you seen maps of what the west bank looks like if you remove the areas carved out for settlements or are you just doing this out of sheer evil?

presumably people who want Palestenian sovereignty don't want the settlements to stay Israeli.

Cat Mattress
Jul 14, 2012

by Cyrano4747

Baron Porkface posted:

If you think the West bank and Gaza are such a piece of garbage why do so many people fight for it's sovereignty?

The only pieces of garbage are the people who defend a colonialist project based on racial supremacism.

Baron Porkface
Jan 22, 2007


Then why did you compare returning to Palestine to being crushed in a sci- fi trash compactor?

Disinterested
Jun 29, 2011

You look like you're still raking it in. Still killing 'em?
People fight for Gaza and the West Bank because it's all that's left, but conditions in Gaza are near starvation hunger with barely any electricity or water in one of the most densely populated zones on earth, with the constant risk of bombardment and invasion, and in the west bank you're constantly surrounded by settlers and the Israeli security aparatus.

You're posting like this is somehow a good deal.

Baron Porkface
Jan 22, 2007


Are you saying right of return isn't a good deal?

Disinterested
Jun 29, 2011

You look like you're still raking it in. Still killing 'em?

Baron Porkface posted:

Are you saying right of return isn't a good deal?

This troll is extremely unfunny.

Cat Mattress
Jul 14, 2012

by Cyrano4747

Baron Porkface posted:

Then why did you compare returning to Palestine to being crushed in a sci- fi trash compactor?

I was talking about the future of Palestine as desired by the incredibly racist scumbags who defend Israel's actions. They keep stealing land and setting up walls, slicing and dicing Palestine in order to make future land grabs easier.

GaussianCopula
Jun 5, 2011
Jews fleeing the Holocaust are not in any way comparable to North Africans, who don't flee genocide but want to enjoy the social welfare systems of Northern Europe.

Disinterested posted:

People fight for Gaza and the West Bank because it's all that's left, but conditions in Gaza are near starvation hunger with barely any electricity or water in one of the most densely populated zones on earth, with the constant risk of bombardment and invasion, and in the west bank you're constantly surrounded by settlers and the Israeli security aparatus.

You're posting like this is somehow a good deal.

New York City is more than twice as densely populated to the Gaza strip, Paris about four times, so I don't really get that argument. But I would agree that a Palestinian state consisting of Gaza and the West Bank would not really work, as it's geographically not really viable.

The easiest solution would be to give the West Bank (minus Israeli settlements of course) to Jordan and Gaza strip to Egypt.

Disinterested
Jun 29, 2011

You look like you're still raking it in. Still killing 'em?
That would be a convenient way for Israel to finally and conclusively destroy Palestinian chances at statehood forever, if it were the will of Palestinians, Israelis, Egyptians or Jordanians.

Seeing as its in fact the wanted solution of exactly nobody, however...

Cat Mattress
Jul 14, 2012

by Cyrano4747

GaussianCopula posted:

New York City is more than twice as densely populated to the Gaza strip, Paris about four times, so I don't really get that argument. But I would agree that a Palestinian state consisting of Gaza and the West Bank would not really work, as it's geographically not really viable.

The easiest solution would be to give the West Bank (minus Israeli settlements of course) to Jordan and Gaza strip to Egypt.

New York City and Paris don't have to grow their own food because of an airtight blockade managed by bunch of bloodthirsty racial supremacist thugs who get hard at the thought of oppressing people.


Your "easiest solution" is akin to giving western Poland to Germany and eastern Poland to Russia. It's not a solution at all.

The actual easiest solution is to dismantle and evacuate every single illegal settlement in the west bank and give Palestine back its full and total sovereignty.

AreWeDrunkYet
Jul 8, 2006

Cat Mattress posted:

The actual easiest solution is to dismantle and evacuate every single illegal settlement in the west bank and give Palestine back its full and total sovereignty.

Alternatively, merge them into one state and grant everyone full citizenship.

GaussianCopula
Jun 5, 2011
Jews fleeing the Holocaust are not in any way comparable to North Africans, who don't flee genocide but want to enjoy the social welfare systems of Northern Europe.
The alternative is that the status quo persists.

Disinterested
Jun 29, 2011

You look like you're still raking it in. Still killing 'em?

GaussianCopula posted:

The alternative is that the status quo persists.

Your alternative is one zero people take seriously. It's been a long loving time since handing it all over to Jordan was regarded as a policy option and nobody is interested in that now.

Agnosticnixie
Jan 6, 2015

GaussianCopula posted:

New York City is more than twice as densely populated to the Gaza strip, Paris about four times, so I don't really get that argument. But I would agree that a Palestinian state consisting of Gaza and the West Bank would not really work, as it's geographically not really viable.

The easiest solution would be to give the West Bank (minus Israeli settlements of course) to Jordan and Gaza strip to Egypt.

Surprise, you're a humongous piece of poo poo no matter the thread.

The settlements are illegal, NYC has a hinterland, and this stopped being a remotely viable policy in the 50s.

Cat Mattress
Jul 14, 2012

by Cyrano4747

GaussianCopula posted:

The alternative is that the status quo persists.

The status quo persisting is what the government of Israel is interested in, because it's the one that allows them to keep doing their racially-motivated colonialist landgrabbing.

Baron Porkface
Jan 22, 2007


Cat Mattress posted:

The actual easiest solution is to dismantle and evacuate every single illegal settlement in the west bank and give Palestine back its full and total sovereignty.

This is not the easiest.

reignonyourparade
Nov 15, 2012

GaussianCopula posted:

New York City is more than twice as densely populated to the Gaza strip, Paris about four times, so I don't really get that argument. But I would agree that a Palestinian state consisting of Gaza and the West Bank would not really work, as it's geographically not really viable.

The easiest solution would be to give the West Bank (minus Israeli settlements of course) to Jordan and Gaza strip to Egypt.

"One of the" is not "the." Consider learning to read before engaging in future written arguments!

qkkl
Jul 1, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
Another alternative is Palestinians outside of Palestine gathering wealth and power over centuries and then using that power to forcefully establish a Palestinian state.

Orange Devil
Oct 1, 2010

Wullie's reign cannae smother the flames o' equality!

GaussianCopula posted:

The easiest solution would be to give the West Bank (minus Israeli settlements of course) to Jordan and Gaza strip to Egypt.

Why do you think it would be easiest to give land to countries who don't want this land? Who do you think should be the entity giving this land in the first place?

420 Gank Mid
Dec 26, 2008

WARNING: This poster is a huge bitch!

GaussianCopula posted:

So, just that I understand this, there is no birthright for Israelis, Germans, Poles (or any other displaced people after several wars) but for the Palestinians there is because ~reasons~?

People need to realize that it's 2017 and not 1948, which means certain realities need to be accepted.

Oh boy, are you sure you are familiar enough with this topic?

"No birthright" is a pretty hilarious misunderstanding on your part of how the Israeli government handles immigration and refugees.

edit: it's race theory, thats how they handle immigration

420 Gank Mid fucked around with this message at 21:29 on Jul 22, 2017

hakimashou
Jul 15, 2002
Upset Trowel
What is the big deal about putting metal detectors at the entrance to the mosque anyway?

AreWeDrunkYet
Jul 8, 2006

hakimashou posted:

What is the big deal about putting metal detectors at the entrance to the mosque anyway?

What's the big deal about self governance anyway?

Autism Sneaks
Nov 21, 2016

hakimashou posted:

What is the big deal about putting metal detectors at the entrance to the mosque anyway?

What is the big deal with banning men under the age of 50 and at times women under the age of 45 anyway?

qkkl
Jul 1, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

hakimashou posted:

What is the big deal about putting metal detectors at the entrance to the mosque anyway?

Certain tools used in religious ceremony can't be taken into the mosque, so it's a restriction on religion in a way.

420 Gank Mid
Dec 26, 2008

WARNING: This poster is a huge bitch!

hakimashou posted:

What is the big deal about putting metal detectors at the entrance to the mosque anyway?

Yeah why do religious groups get so uppity once you impose COMMON SENSE regulations on them like barring them from their places of worship and treating them like criminals guilty of the sins of their neighbors, grandfathers and cousins?

GaussianCopula
Jun 5, 2011
Jews fleeing the Holocaust are not in any way comparable to North Africans, who don't flee genocide but want to enjoy the social welfare systems of Northern Europe.

420 Gank Mid posted:

Yeah why do religious groups get so uppity once you impose COMMON SENSE regulations on them like barring them from their places of worship and treating them like criminals guilty of the sins of their neighbors, grandfathers and cousins?

Probably the same reason this particular religious group celebrates people who blow themselves and other civilians, including children and the elderly up?

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Zanzibar Ham
Mar 17, 2009

You giving me the cold shoulder? How cruel.


Grimey Drawer

GaussianCopula posted:

Probably the same reason this particular religious group celebrates people who blow themselves and other civilians, including children and the elderly up?

Can you be more specific please?

Disinterested
Jun 29, 2011

You look like you're still raking it in. Still killing 'em?

GaussianCopula posted:

Probably the same reason this particular religious group celebrates people who blow themselves and other civilians, including children and the elderly up?

I'm sure the solution is to collectively demonize and abuse the group as a whole as much as possible. I know this because it's worked so well every other time it's been tried.

qkkl
Jul 1, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
Instead of metal detectors they should just build a wall inside the Temple Mount separating the Jewish and Muslim parts.

Cat Mattress
Jul 14, 2012

by Cyrano4747
Perhaps they could try to stop oppressing the Palestinians and stealing their land and resources? Maybe it'll bring peace. It's worth a try, after all, they have never attempted this.

qkkl
Jul 1, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Cat Mattress posted:

Perhaps they could try to stop oppressing the Palestinians and stealing their land and resources? Maybe it'll bring peace. It's worth a try, after all, they have never attempted this.

Peaceful coexistence is impossible with fundamentalist Muslims. Israel could withdraw to the 1948 lines and Palestinians would still want all Jews out of Israel. There would need to be a massive educational campaign where Palestinian children are not taught about Jihad and how bad Israel and Jews are. Then in several generations Palestinians might tolerate Israel. Until that happens Palestinians will need to be violently suppressed to keep Israelis safe.

Volkerball
Oct 15, 2009

by FactsAreUseless

Kim Jong Il posted:

If this applies to anyone it's the Palestinians, given that the central demand of BDS is the end of Israel.

Actually the central demand of BDS is to boycott, divest, and sanction Israel. :eng101:

Volkerball
Oct 15, 2009

by FactsAreUseless

qkkl posted:

Peaceful coexistence is impossible with fundamentalist Muslims. Israel could withdraw to the 1948 lines and Palestinians would still want all Jews out of Israel. There would need to be a massive educational campaign where Palestinian children are not taught about Jihad and how bad Israel and Jews are. Then in several generations Palestinians might tolerate Israel. Until that happens Palestinians will need to be violently suppressed to keep Israelis safe.

:godwin:

ContinuityNewTimes
Dec 30, 2010

Я выдуман напрочь

Volkerball posted:

Actually the central demand of BDS is to boycott, divest, and sanction Israel. :eng101:

I think you'll find that the current state of affairs is the minimum necessary to prevent Holocaust 2: Holocaust Harder. Trying to change it is an attempt to annihilate the Jewish state.

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Fututor Magnus
Feb 22, 2016

by FactsAreUseless
it's the racists flooding the thread whenever israel-palestine events make the news who make the best posts based on facts and information about their simple solutions to the problem which no one has ever thought of before.

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