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drunken officeparty
Aug 23, 2006

If there's one thing this thread needs it's pages of southern slave economy chat

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esperterra
Mar 24, 2010

SHINee's back




Let's address that Lysa is a Tully and thus not from a magic family.

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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esperterra posted:

Let's address that Lysa is a Tully and thus not from a magic family.

The magic is in their poor decision making. It's so strong they sexually transmit it to others (Jon Arryn, Ned, Littlefinger, etc).

Owlbear Camus
Jan 3, 2013

Maybe this guy that flies is just sort of passing through, you know?



drunken officeparty posted:

If there's one thing this thread needs it's pages of southern slave economy chat

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.

Brilliant, here's your 19 Emmy nominations!

Preem Palver
Jul 5, 2007

Peanut President posted:

No you see this agricultural society that had almost no infrastructure could absolutely keep up with an industrialized nation for 150 years.

Originally, the CSA expected Great Britain to step in and win the war for them with the British Navy because of supposed lingering resentments against those drat Yankees from 80 years before. It was a pretty dumb plan, obviously, because Great Britain had abolished slavery 3 decades earlier, didn't really want to associate with a bunch of religious nut jobs that explicitly founded their nation on the concept that God told them owning black people was totally awesome, and already had their own sources of cotton and tobacco because they owned half the globe.

Kromlech
Jun 28, 2017

by FactsAreUseless
Wow, guess i don't need this anymore.

*throws his copy of The New Jim Crow in the trash*

Bobby Digital
Sep 4, 2009

This year, Jeff Sessions is a writer on the show.

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.
What are the odds that there will be at least one main character who we're supposed to feel sympathetic about because all his net worth is tied up in slaves and so "oh I can't just let them all be freed my family will be destitute! :cry:"

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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I'd be shocked if they didn't manage to handle the entire premise with the care and compassion they have shown in their work on GoT. It's going to be an amazing show full of poignant parallels to our own current society and is going to affect social change on the same scale as GoT did for incest porn.

banned from Starbucks
Jul 18, 2004




Cant wait for House Klannister and Azor ahai the grand wizard that was promised with his flaming cross Whitebringer.

TOOT BOOT
May 25, 2010

GRRM just announced no TWOW this year, and despite all the bullshit promises about setting aside distractions he's working on Fire & Blood which might actually come out first

hanales
Nov 3, 2013

TOOT BOOT posted:

GRRM just announced no TWOW this year, and despite all the bullshit promises about setting aside distractions he's working on Fire & Blood which might actually come out first

:laffo:

Lycus
Aug 5, 2008

Half the posters in this forum have been made up. This website is a goddamn ghost town.
Its extremely obvious that he enjoys writing fake history short stories way more than ASoIaF.

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.

quote:

I think internet fandom groups can often be quite petty and unnecessarily hostile, so it pains me to wallow in the mud like the rest of you but holy poo poo GRRM is delusional, out of touch, and beyond help.

There is no, and i mean NO, reason for a book that was expected to be a month or two away in 2015, to be 'maybe done' in 2018/2019. I don't care how many rewrites, edits, or careful world-building consistency adjustments are made. He hasn't been working on it. He just hasn't been. I can't believe he has the audacity to announce the expected release of a new book relating to asoiaf before TWOW is finished.

This series is never going to be finished. He could die tomorrow or live to be 100, he isn't going to finish it.

The fact that he says the volume of Fire and Blood is expected to be done in 2018 or early 2019 AND HE'S NOT SURE IF TWOW WILL BE DONE BY THEN is loving unreal. HOW CAN SOMETHING YOU THOUGHT WAS TWO MONTHS AWAY IN 2015 BE MAYBE 2 YEARS AWAY IN 2017. ARE YOU LIVING ON THE loving MOON.

some bust on that guy
Jan 21, 2006

This avatar was paid for by the Silent Majority.
When did he ever promise to put aside distractions? That would have been nice to see. A lie but at least it would have shown that's he's aware of what he should be doing. (If he wasn't an absolute fucker)

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.

some guy on the bus posted:

When did he ever promise to put aside distractions? That would have been nice to see. A lie but at least it would have shown that's he's aware of what he should be doing. (If he wasn't an absolute fucker)

Back in like 2014 he promised to stop going to all public events until he was done.

Yeah that didn't last.

drunken officeparty
Aug 23, 2006

Someone calculate how many words per day he would have wrote if it came out tomorrow and was the same length as the longest one already out.

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


I've been laughing since his blog update was posted. Might not stop by the time the episode finishes airing. Send Help

lezard_valeth
Mar 14, 2016
I did a half assed google search and apparently aSoS is the longest one with 424k words. DwD was released July 12 2011, 2054 days ago.

GRRM should have written 206 words per day in order to release WoW tomorrow.

Average sentences have 15-20 words, so thats 12 sentences per day.

:eng101:

lezard_valeth fucked around with this message at 03:02 on Jul 23, 2017

kater
Nov 16, 2010

Shimrra Jamaane posted:

Back in like 2014 he promised to stop going to all public events until he was done.

Yeah that didn't last.

To be fair it lasted like over a year.

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


kater posted:

To be fair it lasted like over a year.

And in the last calendar year he's appeared on TV shows as himself, appeared on a TV show as zombie himself, announced a new show, and announced a film studio, so he's more than made up for that downer year

PostNouveau
Sep 3, 2011

VY till I die
Grimey Drawer
Well football season's almost here, so don't expect any work until February.

Does he have a secret WoW addiction that he's smart enough to never mention to anyone?

Peanut President
Nov 5, 2008

by Athanatos

drunken officeparty posted:

If there's one thing this thread needs it's pages of southern slave economy chat

I don't know if they have slaves. I think summer islanders just really love working in Dorne for some reason.

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


People born the day the first book came out are 2 weeks away from being able to legally drink

PostNouveau
Sep 3, 2011

VY till I die
Grimey Drawer

Chris James 2 posted:

People born the day the first book came out are 2 weeks away from being able to legally drink

People born the day the third book came out have been driving for a year.

WampaLord
Jan 14, 2010

Peanut President posted:

I don't know if they have slaves. I think summer islanders just really love working in Dorne for some reason.

They're sharecroppers. :colbert:

drunken officeparty
Aug 23, 2006

People born when TWOW came out were just aborted instead

SirKibbles
Feb 27, 2011

I didn't like your old red text so here's some dancing cash. :10bux:

So It Goes posted:

When did this happen? Have a source link?

Mostly the programming director bringing it up and the fact that they have to film all the scenes in winter weather.

Nail Rat posted:

If that's true, maybe the Winds of Winter will come out before...just kidding, it's never coming out.

Honestly the WoW will come out even if GRRM dies. Now ADoS on the other hand lmao. Basically this vvvv

PostNouveau posted:

WoW gonna suck. Nothing will happen, and then GRRM will decide ADOS should be two books and then die.

Pac-Manioc Root posted:

I unironically want to know if the Iron Bank has to cut their losses and write off Westeros or if they finally back someone who can mitigate their bad lending decisions.

Well since Arya has a connection to Braavos and her being good with numbers never comes up again probably something to do with her. "Oh his a thing saying the Iron Bank is cool with it, then she dies" GRRM gonna learn alot from the show writers.

drunken officeparty
Aug 23, 2006

lezard_valeth posted:

I did a half assed google search and apparently aSoS is the longest one with 424k words. DwD was released July 12 2011, 2054 days ago.

GRRM should have written 206 words per day in order to release WoW tomorrow.

Average sentences have 15-20 words, so thats 12 sentences per day.

:eng101:

That's like 25 words an hour if he follows a 40 hour work week. Write out Dany saying her full breaker of chains title thing and he has the other 59 minutes to work on Wild Cards.

Bobby Digital
Sep 4, 2009
Fire and Blood is actually a chronicle of his hot wing consumption during Jets games.

Owlbear Camus
Jan 3, 2013

Maybe this guy that flies is just sort of passing through, you know?



Write the pages, Gurm. This is a lawyer.

PostNouveau
Sep 3, 2011

VY till I die
Grimey Drawer
You'd think he'd have gotten an advance on WoW and be on the hook with some publisher.

Propaganda Machine
Jan 2, 2005

Truthiness!

Bobby Digital posted:

Fire and Blood is actually a chronicle of his hot wing consumption* during Jets games.

*and globby anal secretions.

We read DwD, we know he's into this.

The more he ate, the more he shat. And the more he shat, the hungrier he grew.

Not to mention the wing sauce dribbling down his chin.

Kromlech
Jun 28, 2017

by FactsAreUseless

PostNouveau posted:

You'd think he'd have gotten an advance on WoW and be on the hook with some publisher.
GRRM is "too big to fail".

PostNouveau
Sep 3, 2011

VY till I die
Grimey Drawer

Kromlech posted:

GRRM is "too big to fail".

Yeah, I guess he doesn't need an advance anymore with all the money rolling in.

But still you'd think the publisher would pressure him anyway.

lezard_valeth
Mar 14, 2016

PostNouveau posted:

But still you'd think the publisher would pressure him anyway.

GRRM: *points at internet raging over Bad Pussy/Waifminator/Ramsay Boltoning everyone/Tyrion becoming Dany's sidekick* Push me and I'm making that canon

PostNouveau
Sep 3, 2011

VY till I die
Grimey Drawer

lezard_valeth posted:

GRRM: *points at internet raging over Bad Pussy/Waifminator/Ramsay Boltoning everyone/Tyrion becoming Dany's sidekick* Push me and I'm making that canon

Pft, like the publisher actually gives a poo poo what's in the book. They just need it on the shelves.

kater
Nov 16, 2010

Was there a Marwyn-alike in the show that ran off to Dany when Sam showed up? Is she just going to be maesterless during her stay on abandoned island? Does Dany expect Tyrion to be able to reach the raven window?

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emanresu tnuocca
Sep 2, 2011

by Athanatos
I wouldn't hate it if GRRM references some of the more terrible show moments with a few easter eggs, The Bad Pussycat tavern just outside of oldtown would make me lol.

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