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Amy Pole Her
Jun 17, 2002
Lol raw stats

How deceiving. Go by production metrics not just overall numbers. As pointed out - Reed and Witten played nearly 10 games fewer snaps in those 4 years

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Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


Gravy Boat 2k
Jason Garrett emphasizes the character of his Dallas Cowboys

In completely unrelated news, there's a warrant out for Lucky Whitehead's arrest after he missed a court date for a shoplifting charge.





:allears:


EDIT: I have never failed so completely at BBcode before, good christ

Shinjobi fucked around with this message at 22:06 on Jul 24, 2017

Tom Sellout
May 27, 2011

$240 million of Johnny Walker Blue and Throatzilla's services.
All of these arrests spell Superbowl win to me!!!

shyduck
Oct 3, 2003


https://twitter.com/Eagles/status/889577890358185988

Sevens rugby star, 6'5", 265, 26 years old, with at least some prior football experience. I'm down with taking the risk but 3 years though. Also, goodbye Trey Burton?

FuriousxGeorge
Aug 8, 2007

We've been the best team all year.

They're just finding out.
Dropping Trey for a 26 year old rugby project would be really, really, really dumb.

Diqnol
May 10, 2010

FuriousxGeorge posted:

Dropping Trey for a 26 year old rugby project would be really, really, really dumb.

Agreed. Lets drop Celek.

FuriousxGeorge
Aug 8, 2007

We've been the best team all year.

They're just finding out.
Celek is going to play until he is 60 and die on the field.

shyduck
Oct 3, 2003


Celek's in his last year, right? Maybe they keep all 4 for this year. There's several questions here

Or maybe they'll trade Celek to KC for a pick or something

FuriousxGeorge
Aug 8, 2007

We've been the best team all year.

They're just finding out.
Rugby guy to practice squad I imagine.

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Feb 2, 2009



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FuriousxGeorge posted:

Dropping Trey for a 26 year old rugby project would be really, really, really dumb.

But what if he was also a former fireman?

blue squares
Sep 28, 2007

another cowboy did a crime thing

NotWearingPants
Jan 3, 2006

by Nyc_Tattoo
Nap Ghost

Amy Pole Her posted:

Lol raw stats

How deceiving. Go by production metrics not just overall numbers. As pointed out - Reed and Witten played nearly 10 games fewer snaps in those 4 years

I claimed that Ertz has been the victim of somewhat unrealistic expectations. Do you have a different opinion?

FuriousxGeorge
Aug 8, 2007

We've been the best team all year.

They're just finding out.

blue squares posted:

another cowboy did a crime thing

Actually he is probably innocent but they cut him anyway.

quote:

And the reason why I say that, this alleged incident happened on June 22nd at 1:30 AM. According to flight records that I’ve seen by now, Lucky Whitehead flew from the Dallas area to [Washington Dulles International Airport] in D.C. six hours later. He was not even present. He actually flew to Virginia for his football camp for kids after the alleged incident took place.

Which, to me, and to the agent, and to really those who have seen it, makes you believe he was not there. Either the Cowboys simply just wanted to end the issue or didn’t believe him.

https://www.bleedinggreennation.com...de-receiver-nfl

Sickening
Jul 16, 2007

Black summer was the best summer.
Well that wasn't lucky.

:rimshot:

Amy Pole Her
Jun 17, 2002

FuriousxGeorge posted:

Actually he is probably innocent but they cut him anyway.


https://www.bleedinggreennation.com...de-receiver-nfl

Yeah yikes that's super weak

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

You think that's weak the eagles cut a guy for using anti black racial slurs

Oh no they didn't cut him right

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

euphronius posted:

You think that's weak the eagles cut a guy for using anti black racial slurs

Oh no they didn't cut him right

Wait, did he get cut for using anti-black racial slurs, or anti black-racial-slurs? You have to be specific, because the Eagles are the worst.

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

Yeah hyphens are tricky

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

euphronius posted:

Yeah hyphens are tricky

I think they prefer being called "-Americans".

NotWearingPants
Jan 3, 2006

by Nyc_Tattoo
Nap Ghost
If this was a year ago, Lucky Whitehead would already be the Eagles #2 receiver.

FuriousxGeorge
Aug 8, 2007

We've been the best team all year.

They're just finding out.
Police say Lucky Whitehead was misidentified; arrested man gave false information

https://twitter.com/PFT_Live/status/890192337695068160

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!
You have to think there's more going on here. Was he already a pain in the rear end or something?

FuriousxGeorge
Aug 8, 2007

We've been the best team all year.

They're just finding out.

Jiminy Christmas! Shoes! posted:

You have to think there's more going on here. Was he already a pain in the rear end or something?

Yes. Still hilarious though.

Sickening
Jul 16, 2007

Black summer was the best summer.
Jason Garrett's press conference was a clown show. I get he was attempting to annoy reporters with repeating the same thing over and over again, but did that ever work? Reporters are just going to get you to say it a dozen times and parody it on their broadcast. They aren't going to skip the issue because you don't want to discuss it.

shyduck
Oct 3, 2003


https://twitter.com/Jeff_McLane/status/890275364399874048

TheChirurgeon
Aug 7, 2002

Remember how good you are
Taco Defender

Jiminy Christmas! Shoes! posted:

You have to think there's more going on here. Was he already a pain in the rear end or something?

Yes. And also he fumbled a poo poo load

89
Feb 24, 2006

#worldchamps

Bye

Diqnol
May 10, 2010


Won't be missed bitch

Sickening
Jul 16, 2007

Black summer was the best summer.

TheChirurgeon posted:

Yes. And also he fumbled a poo poo load

And missed a game because he didn't make the flight. He was never known to be a timely person. Turns out that when people will not do anything to make that kind of money.

89
Feb 24, 2006

#worldchamps
They did release Allen Barbe too. He was actually a very dependable backup 🤔

Word is traveling that the Eagles are looking for a vet CB.

If they were able to release Ryan Mathews if his medicals can clear, that would free up around $8 million off the top of my head.

I know a certain $8 million vet CB out there...

Granted, Revis would be bad to depend on, but with all of our young CBs, he would be invaluable as a 1 year rental. Kind of like sort of a Chase Daniels situation minus the dead money.

Pron on VHS
Nov 14, 2005

Blood Clots
Sweat Dries
Bones Heal
Suck it Up and Keep Wrestling
Hell, sounds like a dream team if you can get Revis

89
Feb 24, 2006

#worldchamps

89 posted:

89 wants Sidney Jones to spend all of his time with Darelle Revis.

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?






Somewhere a janitor takes a cobweb and dust-covered Marcus Smith, load him onto a hand truck and shoves him out the door.

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





Hell, if they're going for Revis why not call Nnamdi up and have the best CB duo of 7 years ago?

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009


That was coming

That helps him out . He wasn't going to make the team when they drafted Barnett

axeil
Feb 14, 2006
The Eagles released Allen Barbe.

Except they didn't and instead he got traded to the Broncos for a conditional 7th round pick.

Feel the excitement of Howie Roseman's Lazy River!

89
Feb 24, 2006

#worldchamps
My spidey sense is going off over Mack Hollins. Maybe it's just optimism, but I've got a good feeling.

Maybe it's cause he looks like Jimmy Graham

89 fucked around with this message at 22:50 on Jul 27, 2017

TeeMerk
Jun 9, 2013
The Cowboys are fun and good and going to the super bowl this year.

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





TeeMerk posted:

The Cowboys are fun and good and going to the super bowl this year.

No
No

And I'll allow it if they get completely shithouse by the Pats and Jerry Jones suffers a career ending injury somehow.

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NotWearingPants
Jan 3, 2006

by Nyc_Tattoo
Nap Ghost

euphronius posted:

That was coming

That helps him out . He wasn't going to make the team when they drafted Barnett

If they wanted to help him out they could have cut him months ago. Unless I'm mistaken, they kept him around until the last possible moment before they owed him more money even though they knew he had zero chance of making the team.

It wouldn't surprise me at all if he sticks around for a few years as a backup on some team that runs a 3-4.

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