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u sp33k l33t br0
Sep 12, 2007

Who Doesn't Like Intercourse?
Soiled Meat

Foxhound posted:

This reminds me: does anyone know which photoshop phriday it was with a bunch of made up video game boxes and one of them was deer orbital strike or something? There was some amazing stuff made about that game.

Here you go http://www.somethingawful.com/photoshop-phriday/randomly-generated-games/1/

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Kheldarn
Feb 17, 2011



http://i.imgur.com/IrL2Daj.gifv


Foxhound posted:

This reminds me: does anyone know which photoshop phriday it was with a bunch of made up video game boxes and one of them was deer orbital strike or something? There was some amazing stuff made about that game.

Randomly Generated Games Part 1 and Part 2.

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

so loving good.

a kitten
Aug 5, 2006

Those are too good.


We used to be so funny!

Ragequit
Jun 1, 2006


Lipstick Apathy

Classic - those threads are the best. There was even one a few years back where a bunch of goons got put in a literal museum exhibit for their Diouf Photoshops.

Robert Denby
Sep 9, 2007
Denial isn't just a river in Egypt, huh? Nah, get fucked mate.
And this weekend that same museum opened a massive Jim Henson exhibit, speaking of...





a kitten
Aug 5, 2006

http://i.imgur.com/UO2XApa.gifv

BrianBoitano
Nov 15, 2006

this is fine




Supposedly faked captions: http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/anime-was-a-mistake

I would spend more time looking into it but :effort:

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

bowmore
Oct 6, 2008



Lipstick Apathy
why

HenryEx
Mar 25, 2009

...your cybernetic implants, the only beauty in that meat you call "a body"...
Grimey Drawer

BrianBoitano posted:

Supposedly faked captions: http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/anime-was-a-mistake

I would spend more time looking into it but :effort:

No loving poo poo, sherlock.

I'd say "that's the joke", but jokes are supposed to be funny.

Olive!
Mar 16, 2015

It's not a ghost, but probably a 'living corpse'. The 'living dead' with a hell of a lot of bloodlust...

HenryEx posted:

No loving poo poo, sherlock.

I'd say "that's the joke", but jokes are supposed to be funny.

HenryEx
Mar 25, 2009

...your cybernetic implants, the only beauty in that meat you call "a body"...
Grimey Drawer
Yeah that sounds needlessly aggressive in hindsight. Not meant to be a takedown, really. I guess it's another example of the fact that more than half of the quotes you'll hear in your life are either misattributed or downright fabricated.

To make up for it, have an old classic:

Hargrimm
Sep 22, 2011

W A R R E N

I'm pretty sure that is from a TED Talk about how people use too many paper towel squares to dry their hands, and how you should just flap your hands a bunch instead, so you only need one.

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

Because for some loving reason I cannot stop laughing at this 12-shakin' old guy.

Obviously, first two mini-shakes are warm-up shakes.

BrianBoitano
Nov 15, 2006

this is fine



Everyone know horses dumb

But can horses cute??

https://i.imgur.com/Iw51Ydr.gifv

violentlycitrus
Aug 3, 2004


this is so bizarre

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

a kitten
Aug 5, 2006

Whatever is going on here, I don't like it.

https://twitter.com/mryat/status/888642029361668096

ZorajitZorajit
Sep 15, 2013

No static at all...

a kitten posted:

Whatever is going on here, I don't like it.

Took me a bit. It's beveled on the sides and angles to create the optical illusion of always being an arrow.

MisterBibs
Jul 17, 2010

dolla dolla
bill y'all
Fun Shoe

owl_pellet posted:

Anime was a mistake and anime likers should be eradicated. The only possible good that an anime titty grabbing VR simulator would have is that any cretin that buys it would spend so much time in it that they remove themselves from the gene pool and anime fandom dies off naturally.

The damning thing is that whoever is controlling the thing realized - even in an anime vr tiddy game - that just grabbing the tits elicits a :wtc: reaction, since he starts apologizing (bowing). But then when he's on the floor, he decides he's in a position to do upskirts, and any sense that this anime tiddy game might teach these fuckers about how to behave goes out the window.

Soul Reaver
Mar 8, 2009

in retrospect the old redtext was a little over the top, I think I was in a bad mood that day. it appears you've learned your lesson about slagging our gods and masters at beamdog but I'm still going to leave this av up because i think its funny

god bless

MisterBibs posted:

The damning thing is that whoever is controlling the thing realized - even in an anime vr tiddy game - that just grabbing the tits elicits a :wtc: reaction, since he starts apologizing (bowing). But then when he's on the floor, he decides he's in a position to do upskirts, and any sense that this anime tiddy game might teach these fuckers about how to behave goes out the window.

I think the humour lies in the implied body language of the player, with him intentionally seesawing between performing lewd acts and (non-genuine) repentance via bowing/scraping to ask for forgiveness.

But I might over-analyzing said video of this tiddy game.

The Repo Man
Jul 31, 2013

I Remember...

Soul Reaver posted:

I think the humour lies in the implied body language of the player, with him intentionally seesawing between performing lewd acts and (non-genuine) repentance via bowing/scraping to ask for forgiveness.

But I might over-analyzing said video of this tiddy game.

They are joke videos, yes. The game, sadly, is a real thing.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=US8mKVsprXQ

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8DpTO6NixuM

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


BrianBoitano posted:

Everyone know horses dumb

But can horses cute??

https://i.imgur.com/Iw51Ydr.gifv

Horse?

Hyperlynx
Sep 13, 2015

owl_pellet posted:

Anime was a mistake and anime likers should be eradicated. The only possible good that an anime titty grabbing VR simulator would have is that any cretin that buys it would spend so much time in it that they remove themselves from the gene pool and anime fandom dies off naturally.

It's not anime, though. It's just Japan, the place where nobody gets screamed at for wanting to molest women because that would be impolite.

Elias_Maluco
Aug 23, 2007
I need to sleep

Gamerofthegame
Oct 28, 2010

Could at least flip one or two, maybe.

MisterBibs posted:

The damning thing is that whoever is controlling the thing realized - even in an anime vr tiddy game - that just grabbing the tits elicits a :wtc: reaction, since he starts apologizing (bowing). But then when he's on the floor, he decides he's in a position to do upskirts, and any sense that this anime tiddy game might teach these fuckers about how to behave goes out the window.

do you think seinfield is a historical documentary

Ghostlight
Sep 25, 2009

maybe for one second you can pause; try to step into another person's perspective, and understand that a watermelon is cursing me



orange sky
May 7, 2007


This video actually made me change something lol

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2FMBSblpcrc

Blackchamber
Jan 25, 2005



Uh... wow.

EDIT: text garbage aside, thats a crazy arm robot.

Blackchamber has a new favorite as of 17:02 on Jul 24, 2017

BrianBoitano
Nov 15, 2006

this is fine



A buddy of mine from college is working on a softer, more huggable robo-rescue-dong:

http://i.imgur.com/zJE0Kwi.mp4
http://i.imgur.com/85ZfdCr.mp4 (not my buddy, someone else on the project)
http://i.imgur.com/sbLbggr.mp4
with a camera on the tip so you can see where you're exploring:
http://i.imgur.com/jCWYWKy.mp4

Nickiepoo
Jun 24, 2013
Holy poo poo that's cool.

Blackchamber
Jan 25, 2005

That poo poo is amazing.

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

(▰˘v˘▰)
I want that in my butt

violentlycitrus
Aug 3, 2004

that thing is insane

Azhais
Feb 5, 2007
Switchblade Switcharoo

Zzulu posted:

I want that in my butt

The future of proctology

marshmallow creep
Dec 10, 2008

I've been sitting here for 5 mins trying to think of a joke to make but I just realised the animators of Mass Effect already did it for me

a kitten posted:

Those are too good.


We used to be so funny!

It's not our fault!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J9rDRDHmCAc&t=7s

DrBouvenstein
Feb 28, 2007

I think I'm a doctor, but that doesn't make me a doctor. This fancy avatar does.

Blackchamber posted:



Uh... wow.

EDIT: text garbage aside, thats a crazy arm robot.

Do not be alarmed. We are about to engage...The Nozzle.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H8yQhXDquII

veedubfreak
Apr 2, 2005

by Smythe

Who made this? It looks (and uses the same song) as the fight in Kingsman. I can't imagine this was an actual episode.

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BrianBoitano
Nov 15, 2006

this is fine



efb :argh:


a good tribute to Kingsman

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