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Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer

Burt Sexual posted:

Lots of jizz talk on the forums this weekend

It's pretty cool imo everyone seems really happy when they're talking about cum

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corn in the bible
Jun 5, 2004

Oh no oh god it's all true!

Burt Sexual posted:

Lots of jizz talk on the forums this weekend

theyre just excited about the new star wars movie

Trig Discipline
Jun 3, 2008

Please leave the room if you think this might offend you.
Grimey Drawer
Excuse me I'm just a big Nirvana fan

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sb7GmolHTd4

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer
I just wanted everyone to know I am now "The Enforcer" Aesop Poprock and for everyone to add that to their quotes of me

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe

Kay Kessler posted:

Friendly reminder that canonically Spider-man's jizz gives people cancer.

Him and Doctor Manhattan.

Superman would not be a good partner for a normie either

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KFE92ygRyac

christmas boots
Oct 15, 2012

To these sing-alongs 🎤of siren 🧜🏻‍♀️songs
To oohs😮 to ahhs😱 to 👏big👏applause👏
With all of my 😡anger I scream🤬 and shout📢
🇺🇸America🦅, I love you 🥰but you're freaking 💦me 😳out
Biscuit Hider

Aesop Poprock posted:

I just wanted everyone to know I am now "The Enforcer" Aesop Poprock and for everyone to add that to their quotes of me

What'll you do if I don't?

Volkerball
Oct 15, 2009

by FactsAreUseless

fruit on the bottom posted:

What'll you do if I don't?

Don't be a bitch. Respect his wishes. Dude has leukemia.

Ride The Gravitron
May 2, 2008

by FactsAreUseless

The Enforcer Aesop Poprock posted:

I just wanted everyone to know I am now "The Enforcer" Aesop Poprock and for everyone to add that to their quotes of me

Will do

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe

Did you watch Montage of Heck?

The opening scene is worth watching by itself but the stuff with Courtney and Kurdt just blew my mind

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer

fruit on the bottom posted:

What'll you do if I don't?

I haven't considered the ramifications but for god sakes man: do

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer

Good man

toanoradian
May 31, 2011


The happiest waffligator

Kay Kessler posted:

Friendly reminder that canonically Spider-man's jizz gives people cancer.

"canonically"

Does the current Peter Parker even love Mary Jane? It's been years since he last erased his marriage.

Trig Discipline
Jun 3, 2008

Please leave the room if you think this might offend you.
Grimey Drawer

syscall girl posted:

Did you watch Montage of Heck?

The opening scene is worth watching by itself but the stuff with Courtney and Kurdt just blew my mind

I did indeed, it was super interesting.

Roro
Oct 9, 2012

HOO'S HEAD GOES ALL THE WAY AROUND?

toanoradian posted:

"canonically"

Does the current Peter Parker even love Mary Jane? It's been years since he last erased his marriage.

In polite society we call it a divorce.

Choco1980
Feb 22, 2013

I fell in love with a Video Nasty

The Enforcer Aesop Poprock posted:

I just wanted everyone to know I am now "The Enforcer" Aesop Poprock and for everyone to add that to their quotes of me

For similar reasons, I prefer to go by Choco "Cool Dude" 1980, TIA.

Elysiume
Aug 13, 2009

Alone, she fights.

toanoradian posted:

"canonically"

Does the current Peter Parker even love Mary Jane? It's been years since he last erased his marriage.
Define current because there are probably multiple concurrent canon Spider-Men. The latest Spider-Man ended with a reveal that a girl who was present throughout the movie goes by MJ (even though her name isn't Mary Jane), so there's probably going to be an MJ love interest going forward in the movies, at least.

Somfin
Oct 25, 2010

In my🦚 experience🛠️ the big things🌑 don't teach you anything🤷‍♀️.

Nap Ghost

Roro posted:

In polite society we call it a divorce.

In polite society you don't sell your wife to the devil in exchange for your mom aunt.

Roro
Oct 9, 2012

HOO'S HEAD GOES ALL THE WAY AROUND?

Somfin posted:

In polite society you don't sell your wife to the devil in exchange for your mom aunt.

Holy poo poo, he did that? Hahaha, that's such a lovely thing for a "hero" to do.

Lunchmeat Larry
Nov 3, 2012

Roro posted:

Holy poo poo, he did that? Hahaha, that's such a lovely thing for a "hero" to do.
it's even stupider than it sounds. Read into One More Day it's a legendary trainwreck

sebmojo
Oct 23, 2010


Legit Cyberpunk









comics are terrible lol

RagnarokAngel
Oct 5, 2006

Black Magic Extraordinaire

Elysiume posted:

Define current because there are probably multiple concurrent canon Spider-Men. The latest Spider-Man ended with a reveal that a girl who was present throughout the movie goes by MJ (even though her name isn't Mary Jane), so there's probably going to be an MJ love interest going forward in the movies, at least.

Hes talking about the mainstream comics since thats the one where spiderman sold his marriage to Satan and yes im reiterating this because gently caress its dumb.

Gumbel2Gumbel
Apr 28, 2010

sebmojo posted:

comics are terrible lol

Whenever I get sad about what a huge nerd I am I comfort myself with the fact that I hate both anime and comics.

corn in the bible
Jun 5, 2004

Oh no oh god it's all true!

Roro posted:

Holy poo poo, he did that? Hahaha, that's such a lovely thing for a "hero" to do.

It was amazing.

Malachite_Dragon
Mar 31, 2010

Weaving Merry Christmas magic
And it was entirely because Joe Quesada, Pissbaby Extraordinaire, insisted that no one could sympathize with an older and- and this was the part he really hated- married Spider-Man. Parker being hitched just makes him totally unrelatable! Somehow!

Gumbel2Gumbel
Apr 28, 2010

Comics are a gateway drug to manga, anime, and catgirl porn. Turn back now.

Malachite_Dragon
Mar 31, 2010

Weaving Merry Christmas magic
Look at my av. It's too late for me. You know this.

purple death ray
Jul 28, 2007

me omw 2 steal ur girl

Gumbel2Gumbel posted:

Comics are a gateway drug to manga, anime, and catgirl porn. Turn back now.

Video games are a gateway to literal white supremacy apparently so I guess everyone just meditate quietly in a cabin somewhere

Zamboni Rodeo
Jul 19, 2007

NEVER play "Lady of Spain" AGAIN!




purple death ray posted:

Video games are a gateway to literal white supremacy apparently so I guess everyone just meditate quietly in a cabin somewhere

Yup, because that always works out great.

Beeswax
Dec 29, 2005

Grimey Drawer

Malachite_Dragon posted:

Look at my av. It's too late for me. You know this.

Trap avoided: I don't know wtf your avatar is

Choco1980
Feb 22, 2013

I fell in love with a Video Nasty
I mostly keep up to date on comics due to a few threads over in BSS, as I'm broke af, but it seems like every couple years DC and Marvel switch places for who is making books that are kinda fun to read, and who is sucking so much rear end, just so so much rear end.

Blue Footed Booby
Oct 4, 2006

got those happy feet

I don't read any comics that don't involve busty centaurs and/or the Holocaust.

SaltyJesus
Jun 2, 2011

Arf!

Blue Footed Booby posted:

I don't read any comics that don't involve busty centaurs and/or the Holocaust.

Prudent policy.

Volkerball
Oct 15, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Some background. money23green is Draymond Green, who wears number 23 for the Warriors today. Floyd Mayweather is rumored to be illiterate.

Nifft posted:



Conor to the Cavs confirmed.


Eat This Glob posted:

Apparently Floyd's girl was texting that Watson fella and that's why Floyd beat her up. That's some stone cold trolling.


DO YALL WANT A BOXC posted:

floyd will be pissed when someone tells him who's name is on that jersey

Tunicate
May 15, 2012

RagnarokAngel posted:

Hes talking about the mainstream comics since thats the one where spiderman sold his marriage to Satan and yes im reiterating this because gently caress its dumb.

Newspaper spider man did that, then said it was a bad dream and went back to then being married.

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer

Tunicate posted:

Newspaper spider man did that, then said it was a bad dream and went back to then being married.

Still kind of hardcore for the version of Spider-Man that is consistently beaten by random loose bricks and minor thugs and who has all the other superheroes treat him like he's a retard dog man

Barudak
May 7, 2007

Aesop Poprock posted:

Still kind of hardcore for the version of Spider-Man that is consistently beaten by random loose bricks and minor thugs and who has all the other superheroes treat him like he's a retard dog man

He is Stan Lee's own special boy.

FactsAreUseless
Feb 16, 2011

Blue Footed Booby posted:

I don't read any comics that don't involve busty centaurs and/or the Holocaust.
Shoah Tits The Mighty Centaur is my favorite Image property.

christmas boots
Oct 15, 2012

To these sing-alongs 🎤of siren 🧜🏻‍♀️songs
To oohs😮 to ahhs😱 to 👏big👏applause👏
With all of my 😡anger I scream🤬 and shout📢
🇺🇸America🦅, I love you 🥰but you're freaking 💦me 😳out
Biscuit Hider

Volkerball posted:

Don't be a bitch. Respect his wishes. Dude has leukemia.

I...I just wanted to see him enforce it.

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer

fruit on the bottom posted:

I...I just wanted to see him enforce it.

Why don't you come out back and find out... Michael

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Son of Rodney
Feb 22, 2006

ohmygodohmygodohmygod

Volkerball posted:

Some background. money23green is Draymond Green, who wears number 23 for the Warriors today. Floyd Mayweather is rumored to be illiterate.

Can you explain this to someone who has no idea what any of the names in that picture mean?

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