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WarpedNaba posted:Startin' to think that if you put together all the WW2 movies together they'd be longer than the actual war. Some girl I recently deleted did the usual "what r u doing now?" and I sent a photo me watching TV shows on my computer. She responded with a photo of her watching yet another China Vs. Japan war drama show, and I LOL'd and said "Chinese TV loves this topic." As EDIT: I honestly don't plan these snipes, but I've been doing a lot of page snipes in this thread lately.
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Grand Fromage posted:I mean there's already people complaining that Dunkirk doesn't have enough female or minority characters. these are the people who complain about how all the black people are slaves in movies about colonial america Fauxtool fucked around with this message at 10:29 on Jul 24, 2017 |
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http://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football/news/chelsea-apology-kenedy-china-insults-10856199quote:Chelsea have again apologised to the people of China and say that they have strongly disciplined Kenedy following his insulting social media posts on Friday. lol
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# ? Jul 24, 2017 10:31 |
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My favorite bits in every book about China involving travel or personal reporting or whatever is the "We went to the train ticket counter, woke up the employee, then woke up the bank teller, woke up..." lines.
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# ? Jul 24, 2017 10:37 |
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Haier posted:
One explanation, really: MASSIVE FACE because that's pure money she's drinking It's novel, to be sure, but not efficient. Haier posted:I am sure something would work with the Chinese "we fight Japan and win" movies and TV shows. I wonder what the production values of Chinese TV movies like that are, are they "00's Sci-Fi Channel" bad, "2am network television back in the 80's/90's" dated, decent?
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# ? Jul 24, 2017 10:39 |
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Grand Fromage posted:My favorite bits in every book about China involving travel or personal reporting or whatever is the "We went to the train ticket counter, woke up the employee, then woke up the bank teller, woke up..." lines. its like arriving early at the office and having to power up every appliance/light/computer as you make your way through at 2pm
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# ? Jul 24, 2017 10:51 |
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Lots of Chinese people also hate the shoe-horning in of Chinese references in big Western blockbuster films. They find it pretty insulting as it implies the movie studios just think as long as it has some clumsily inserted Chinese brand/actor they'll come rushing to watch it. Independence Day 2 got slammed on the internet by 网友s for the fact the characters used QQ, and even The Martian which did it more subtly was seen as having no reason for the Chinese angle. Obviously this is Global Times, but seems pretty accurate in terms of the feeling towards this. http://www.globaltimes.cn/content/991371.shtml
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# ? Jul 24, 2017 11:00 |
It's the same sort of poo poo with studios dumbing down plots to turn every movie into a dumb CG wank 'to appeal to foreign audiences!' and foreign audiences going 'American movies sure look pretty but god the plots are dull!'
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# ? Jul 24, 2017 11:04 |
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Fojar38 posted:Last night I had to explain to people in the D&D thread that no, China didn't invent the crossing light that shows numbers, nor did they invent assigned seating in movie theatres (!?!?) ... and then everybody in D&D was enlightened. Except not a single person claimed China invented either of those things.
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# ? Jul 24, 2017 11:11 |
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Is China pandering really about enticing Chinese viewers? Or is it about ensuring that CCP peeps like it enough to give it one of the foreign movie slots.
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# ? Jul 24, 2017 11:18 |
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LimburgLimbo posted:Is China pandering really about enticing Chinese viewers? Or is it about ensuring that CCP peeps like it enough to give it one of the foreign movie slots. The latter but Chinese product placements are really dumb, fire the marketing department
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# ? Jul 24, 2017 11:20 |
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In the Warcraft movie the main guy kills an orc with a Chinese sword. It was a bad movie.
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# ? Jul 24, 2017 11:22 |
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LimburgLimbo posted:Is China pandering really about enticing Chinese viewers? Or is it about ensuring that CCP peeps like it enough to give it one of the foreign movie slots. There's also the scam of a "co-production" where you partner with a Chinese movie company which does nothing, but the partnership makes it qualify as a domestic movie and avoids the foreign quota.
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# ? Jul 24, 2017 11:24 |
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LimburgLimbo posted:Is China pandering really about enticing Chinese viewers? Or is it about ensuring that CCP peeps like it enough to give it one of the foreign movie slots. You've also missed a third one: for product placement at least, Chinese companies will put up megabux to get their products featured. QQ IM in independence day is a mystery though - it's owned by the same company as Wechat, which is far far more popular as the go-to messaging service.
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# ? Jul 24, 2017 11:27 |
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Duckbag posted:The Godfather, but Michael's wife is a skinny Chinese actress who doesn't know what crime is. We all know how THAT turns out... Also, "to pander" is funny when talking about China, because it kinda sounds like "panda."
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# ? Jul 24, 2017 11:30 |
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# ? Jul 24, 2017 11:39 |
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im not the shiniest crayon in the shed ok
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# ? Jul 24, 2017 11:46 |
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Grand Fromage posted:There's also the scam of a "co-production" where you partner with a Chinese movie company which does nothing, but the partnership makes it qualify as a domestic movie and avoids the foreign quota. Surely not!? Watch yourself how much Fan BingBing added to Iron Man 3 in the Chinese theatrical version. They didn't translate that part in theatres, which made it even more incomprehensible (to me). Last year the state authorities allowed a record 39 foreign movies to be shown in China, and 89 co-productions were licensed. With the huge box office returns available, there's lots of incentive to add crap like that. But maybe, with protectionism like that, surely the local industry must be thriving and producing amazing qualit.... .. I can't.
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# ? Jul 24, 2017 11:48 |
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Man, a version of Dunkirk following women around would be sad as gently caress. Just the screams of dying wounded occasionally interrupted by the medical ship getting bombed or torpedoed
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# ? Jul 24, 2017 11:55 |
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I've heard some theorize that they are dumbing down plots in big blockbuster movies so they translate easier to foreign audiences. Not every culture is the same, but everyone understands *is fat, falls down, farts* type humor as well as violence. Also, Chinese titles are always annoyingly straight-forward and borderline spoilery. "The Dark Knight" becomes "Rich White Man Dresses in Bat Costume to Fight Clown."
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# ? Jul 24, 2017 11:55 |
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My favorite title translations are the Japanese titles of Star Trek episodes. A LOT of them give away the ending if there's a mystery or twist. http://www.mars.dti.ne.jp/~ateban/eng_tos.html
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# ? Jul 24, 2017 12:10 |
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nickmeister posted:I've heard some theorize that they are dumbing down plots in big blockbuster movies so they translate easier to foreign audiences. Not every culture is the same, but everyone understands *is fat, falls down, farts* type humor as well as violence. ummmm i dont think thats a theory i think its pretty much established fact at this point everyone can get behind explosions and laser cannons and giant robots hitting each other with space swords
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# ? Jul 24, 2017 12:10 |
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No wonder Anime is so popular.
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# ? Jul 24, 2017 12:17 |
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LentThem posted:human flesh search is basically just 'crowdsourcing internet detectivery' from ten years ago. It was super easy in like 2009 because everyone had a RenRen or Kaixin page with all their photos and probably public, and you have an absurd number of co-students at your university. So if you just post someone's photo on a popular BBS and include a convincing story about them being a piece of poo poo, theres almost guaranteed to be at least one person who says "Oh that's my classmate/neighbor/cousin's boyfriend" and then they dump the kaixin photos and telephone number and everything yeah chinese doxxing was really impressive back in the day
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# ? Jul 24, 2017 12:21 |
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English title: "The 6th Sense" Chinese title: "Ghost Man Helps Little Boy Do Things: KAPLOWIE!!!"
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# ? Jul 24, 2017 12:45 |
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caberham posted:
Lmao what happened here?
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# ? Jul 24, 2017 12:57 |
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Fojar38 posted:like the last page itt china tried to claim credit for building the world's first
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# ? Jul 24, 2017 13:03 |
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Collateral Damage posted:How long until they run out of books? They can't run out of books if there weren't books in there to start with. I wonder what Chabuduo is contained inside.
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# ? Jul 24, 2017 13:13 |
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Collateral Damage posted:How long until they run out of books? They only get 10 percent of the books. Uncle Hao drives the delivery truck. He empties out most of the boxes and fills them with phone books from 1985 and then sells the stolen light novels (already bootlegs) on Taobao.
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# ? Jul 24, 2017 13:22 |
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So I guess it's a Chinese thing and not just my girlfriend, but whenever she watches something I've seen before she will want me to tell her everything that is going to happen, or looks it up on the internet if it's something I haven't seen. She's been watching through Game of Thrones recently and she spent so much time asking me about what would happen to whoever was on screen she would miss what was being said and have no clue what was happening, she's on season 7 now so can't get it spoilered and will actually have to watch it. In other news I only have 2 days left until I leave China.
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# ? Jul 24, 2017 13:29 |
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Glenn Quebec posted:Lmao what happened here? You see 40 new posts in the poo poo D&D china thread, hey, maybe a funny meltdown. Then: Pagelong argueing about absolutely asinine and uninteresting poo poo, feelings were hurt and you end up being angry at yourself for even expecting that there would be something worth your time there.
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# ? Jul 24, 2017 13:38 |
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My 6 year old does that and I say Shhh, just watch. She does it to movies she's seen before, too. Yes, Aladdin is going to win. Do you think he's going to win?
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# ? Jul 24, 2017 13:41 |
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I have plenty of friends who feel watching movies, tv, etc. is beneath them. So when I say, "Such and such is good" they'll ask me to tell them the basic plot and the ending so they don't have to watch it. Idgi if you're too cool to watch a movie why bother asking me to sum it up for you?
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# ? Jul 24, 2017 13:56 |
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nickmeister posted:I have plenty of friends who feel watching movies, tv, etc. is beneath them. So when I say, "Such and such is good" they'll ask me to tell them the basic plot and the ending so they don't have to watch it. Idgi if you're too cool to watch a movie why bother asking me to sum it up for you? because then you don't have to watch it
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# ? Jul 24, 2017 14:03 |
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Glenn Quebec posted:Lmao what happened here? dnd leaking into gbs
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# ? Jul 24, 2017 14:27 |
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Glenn Quebec posted:Lmao what happened here? responding to the poster and not the content
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# ? Jul 24, 2017 14:41 |
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I skimmed most of it, but the gist is cabe got a little butt-hurt because his manifesto on how China actually IS the future because he can use WeChat Pay to split the bill for movie tickets didn't convince Fojar.
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# ? Jul 24, 2017 14:59 |
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http://www.thebeijinger.com/blog/2017/07/24/my-advice-walk-eggshells-and-avoid-trouble-altogether-pair-deported-foreigners-sharequote:The tumultuous experience has prompted the deported American to warn other expats: “Really my advice would be to walk on eggshells. Avoid trouble altogether.” Foreigner: "No!" Chinese: "WE THINK YOU DID DRUGS!" Foreigner: "I totes swear, brah, no drugs at all. I work for a good company." Chinese: "OK..... ... ...." *One week later* Chinese: "DRUG TEST, LAOWAI" Foreigner: "RUH ROH" Chinese: "WHAT'S ALL THIS DRUGS IN UR PEE?" Foreigner: "Alright, I like clubs and bars and narcotics, BUT I AM REALLY UPSET YOU GUYS ARE MAKING ME LOSE MY JOB AND DEPORTING ME!!!!!!!!!! WHAT THE gently caress!!" McGavin posted:I skimmed most of it, but the gist is cabe got a little butt-hurt because his manifesto on how China actually IS the future because he can use WeChat Pay to split the bill for movie tickets didn't convince Fojar.
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# ? Jul 24, 2017 15:31 |
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Lol being a socially stunted goon doesn't change even if you're an expat
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Apparently to this guy, "walking on eggshells" = not doing pot or while openly communicating with your dealer via plaintext in one of the world's most notorious surveillance states. JEEZ IT COULD HAPPEN TO ANY ONE OF US, GUYS!!
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