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Say Nothing: Mar 5, 2013; by FactsAreUseless

# ? Jul 20, 2017 03:34

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# ? May 13, 2024 01:11

Prokhor Zakharov: Dec 31, 2008; This is me as I make another great post

Good luck with your depression!

Say Nothing posted:

# ? Jul 20, 2017 03:43

Jeffrey of YOSPOS: Dec 22, 2005; GET LOSE, YOU CAN'T COMPARE WITH MY POWERS

drat sugar ray looks worse than I ever imagined.

# ? Jul 20, 2017 04:46

Fleta Mcgurn: Oct 5, 2003; Porpoise noise continues.

Say Nothing posted:

smash bhabi curry fuk the eggs

Ooooh, egg curry, yum...

Jeffrey of YOSPOS posted:

drat sugar ray looks worse than I ever imagined.

I hate to demonstrate my raging oldness, but I cannot look at Mark McGrath without remembering a Teen People article in which he admitted to having a small penis. I don't care that it's small, I just don't want to know.

Also, he's had some BAD work done. Starting to resemble one of your fancier dog breeds.

# ? Jul 20, 2017 09:03

SniperWoreConverse: Mar 20, 2010; Gun Saliva

Bce n bce

# ? Jul 20, 2017 09:35

WampaLord: Jan 14, 2010

Jerry Cotton posted:

http://i.imgur.com/cAi9ATV.mp4

This is magical and hasn't gotten enough love.

# ? Jul 20, 2017 09:41

Rust Martialis: May 8, 2007; At night, Bavovnyatko quietly comes to the occupiers’ bases, depots, airfields, oil refineries and other places full of flammable items and starts playing with fire there

Jeffrey of YOSPOS posted:

drat sugar ray looks worse than I ever imagined.

Commander Data sings his faves

# ? Jul 20, 2017 09:55

bongwizzard: May 19, 2005; Then one day I meet a man,
He came to me and said,
"Hard work good and hard work fine,
but first take care of head"; Grimey Drawer

Say Nothing posted:

If that lady is trying to get me to be less attracted to her, she's failing real hard.

# ? Jul 20, 2017 14:41

Dr.Caligari: May 5, 2005; "Here's a big, beautiful avatar for someone"

What's wrong with taking the back streets?<

>I'll eat that to and love it

# ? Jul 21, 2017 04:24

Weaponized Autism: Mar 26, 2006; All aboard the Gravy train!; Hair Elf

# ? Jul 24, 2017 02:00

AndyElusive: Jan 7, 2007

Hello I am Shakti kumar

# ? Jul 24, 2017 02:57

Darkest Auer: Dec 30, 2006; They're silly; Ramrod XTreme

inbox me plsssss

# ? Jul 24, 2017 05:17

Ratjaculation: Aug 3, 2007

my pennies go 90 degrees and the sperm come out automatically

# ? Jul 24, 2017 08:49

KomodoWagon: May 10, 2013; by R. Guyovich

Tailored Sauce posted:

He meant female cattle.

# ? Jul 24, 2017 10:44

Fleta Mcgurn: Oct 5, 2003; Porpoise noise continues.

smooth armpits smooth life

Here I sit, bonervated
Came for navel- boobs? Elated!

She looks like she's snoring.

and from the "actually made me laugh" department:

# ? Jul 24, 2017 11:42

Darkest Auer: Dec 30, 2006; They're silly; Ramrod XTreme

Fleta Mcgurn posted:

Yes Troll Sexy Actress, I have in fact seen shaved armpits before. And my pennies did not require shagging afterwards either.

# ? Jul 24, 2017 12:00

DynamiteSurprise: Aug 6, 2013

# ? Jul 24, 2017 12:12

Fleta Mcgurn: Oct 5, 2003; Porpoise noise continues.

Keep your tongue off my loving Pucci; it was my grandma's.

# ? Jul 24, 2017 12:14

Palpek: Dec 27, 2008; Do you feel it, Zach?
My coffee warned me about it.

For a second there I thought he called a white woman "snow bitch".

# ? Jul 24, 2017 12:32

Fleta Mcgurn: Oct 5, 2003; Porpoise noise continues.

Palpek posted:

For a second there I thought he called a white woman "snow bitch".

Still better than "female" IMHO :biotruths:

# ? Jul 24, 2017 12:39

The MSJ: May 17, 2010

DynamiteSurprise posted:

I was going to say of course the top 3 are countries who were former British and American territories, but then I remember so was India.

That said, Singapore and Malaysia also have their own brand of local informal English.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J6Fz8usO2TI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7x3OOZjQQEs

# ? Jul 24, 2017 12:54

Lord Ludikrous: Jun 7, 2008; Enjoy your tea...

Ok which one of you was this?

# ? Jul 24, 2017 14:10

Ratjaculation: Aug 3, 2007

Just gonna paste this here

http://instagram.com/erikgarciabat

If you manage to scroll long enough there is some weird photos of his cousin

# ? Jul 25, 2017 01:02

stuffed crust punk: Oct 8, 2004; by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

putrid aidsman posted:

https://www.instagram.com/ugojesse/

The terrorists won

# ? Jul 25, 2017 04:00

Disco Godfather: May 31, 2011

DynamiteSurprise posted:

57.3 is still an F

# ? Jul 25, 2017 11:18

wit: Jul 26, 2011

Is bitch lasagne a good thing or a bad thing? I don't want to misuse such an awesome turn of phrase.

# ? Jul 25, 2017 18:04

Bust Rodd: Oct 21, 2008; by VideoGames

it is staggering to me that TROLL SEXY ACTRESS isn't a member of this thread

# ? Jul 25, 2017 19:39

unpacked robinhood: Feb 18, 2013; by Fluffdaddy

# ? Jul 27, 2017 07:06

Antivehicular: Dec 30, 2011; I wanna sing one for the cars
That are right now headed silent down the highway
And it's dark and there is nobody driving And something has got to give

unpacked robinhood posted:

Wait, a TSA post that actually reads like a real joke and not word salad? How?

# ? Jul 27, 2017 08:54

Phlegmish: Jul 2, 2011

Yeah I liked that one

# ? Jul 27, 2017 14:57

ElGroucho: Nov 1, 2005; We already - What about sticking our middle fingers up... That was insane; Fun Shoe

Fleta Mcgurn posted:

smooth armpits smooth life

Here I sit, bonervated
Came for navel- boobs? Elated!

She looks like she's snoring.

and from the "actually made me laugh" department:

These dudes get mega hot for some solid 7s

# ? Jul 27, 2017 15:30

steinrokkan: Apr 2, 2011; Soiled Meat

Antivehicular posted:

Wait, a TSA post that actually reads like a real joke and not word salad? How?

Million monkeys, million typewriters, etc. etc.

# ? Jul 27, 2017 15:51

Junk: Dec 20, 2003; Listen to reason, man. Why make your job difficult?

Away all Goats posted:

Is that f-f-freak harassin' you? Or would you prefer "her-rear end-in-you"?

# ? Jul 28, 2017 02:57

vyst: Aug 25, 2009

Bitch Lasagna

# ? Jul 28, 2017 03:04

wit: Jul 26, 2011

All these weird turns of phrase sound almost normal if you imagine them said with eminem's nasal rap voice.

His dark knights risin to the batman on ya
his rear end is in your rear end in a top hat, bitch lasagna

# ? Jul 28, 2017 03:12

Say Nothing: Mar 5, 2013; by FactsAreUseless

# ? Jul 28, 2017 10:31

green chicken feet: Nov 5, 2015; spray-paint the vegetables
dog food stalls
with the beefcake pantyhose; Grimey Drawer

Fleta McGurn posted:

She looks like she's snoring.

This really needs to say "during the season".

Someone please send this as a non-denominational holiday greetings card and report back on the results.

# ? Jul 28, 2017 11:59

Future Days: Oct 25, 2013; The Taurus didn't offer much for drivers craving the sport sedan experience. That changed with the 1989 debut of the Ford Taurus SHO (for Super High Output), a Q-ship of the finest order that offered up a high-revving Yamaha-designed V-6 engine and a tight sport suspension.

Say Nothing posted:

# ? Jul 28, 2017 14:18

vudan: Dec 11, 2010

You just gotta keep repeating "dhak" as you pound away at her plumpy hole. Like kabbadi. Then when you about to come you yell "ghoose!" until you are finished.

# ? Jul 28, 2017 15:09

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theflyingorc: Jun 28, 2008; ANY GOOD OPINIONS THIS POSTER CLAIMS TO HAVE ARE JUST PROOF THAT BULLYING WORKS; Young Orc

Say Nothing posted:

...GOOSE!

# ? Jul 28, 2017 15:28

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