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Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless








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Prokhor Zakharov
Dec 31, 2008

This is me as I make another great post


Good luck with your depression!

Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Dec 22, 2005

GET LOSE, YOU CAN'T COMPARE WITH MY POWERS
drat sugar ray looks worse than I ever imagined.

Fleta Mcgurn
Oct 5, 2003

Porpoise noise continues.

smash bhabi curry fuk the eggs

Ooooh, egg curry, yum...


Jeffrey of YOSPOS posted:

drat sugar ray looks worse than I ever imagined.

I hate to demonstrate my raging oldness, but I cannot look at Mark McGrath without remembering a Teen People article in which he admitted to having a small penis. I don't care that it's small, I just don't want to know.

Also, he's had some BAD work done. Starting to resemble one of your fancier dog breeds.

SniperWoreConverse
Mar 20, 2010



Gun Saliva
Bce n bce

WampaLord
Jan 14, 2010


This is magical and hasn't gotten enough love.

Rust Martialis
May 8, 2007

At night, Bavovnyatko quietly comes to the occupiers’ bases, depots, airfields, oil refineries and other places full of flammable items and starts playing with fire there

Jeffrey of YOSPOS posted:

drat sugar ray looks worse than I ever imagined.

Commander Data sings his faves

bongwizzard
May 19, 2005

Then one day I meet a man,
He came to me and said,
"Hard work good and hard work fine,
but first take care of head"
Grimey Drawer

If that lady is trying to get me to be less attracted to her, she's failing real hard.

Dr.Caligari
May 5, 2005

"Here's a big, beautiful avatar for someone"
What's wrong with taking the back streets?<

>I'll eat that to and love it

Weaponized Autism
Mar 26, 2006

All aboard the Gravy train!
Hair Elf


AndyElusive
Jan 7, 2007

Hello I am Shakti kumar

Darkest Auer
Dec 30, 2006

They're silly

Ramrod XTreme
inbox me plsssss

Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007

:parrot::parrot::parrot:



my pennies go 90 degrees and the sperm come out automatically

KomodoWagon
May 10, 2013

by R. Guyovich

He meant female cattle.

Fleta Mcgurn
Oct 5, 2003

Porpoise noise continues.


smooth armpits smooth life





Here I sit, bonervated
Came for navel- boobs? Elated!







She looks like she's snoring.




and from the "actually made me laugh" department:

Darkest Auer
Dec 30, 2006

They're silly

Ramrod XTreme

Yes Troll Sexy Actress, I have in fact seen shaved armpits before. And my pennies did not require shagging afterwards either.

DynamiteSurprise
Aug 6, 2013

Fleta Mcgurn
Oct 5, 2003

Porpoise noise continues.
Keep your tongue off my loving Pucci; it was my grandma's.

Palpek
Dec 27, 2008


Do you feel it, Zach?
My coffee warned me about it.


For a second there I thought he called a white woman "snow bitch".

Fleta Mcgurn
Oct 5, 2003

Porpoise noise continues.

Palpek posted:

For a second there I thought he called a white woman "snow bitch".

Still better than "female" IMHO :biotruths:

The MSJ
May 17, 2010


I was going to say of course the top 3 are countries who were former British and American territories, but then I remember so was India.

That said, Singapore and Malaysia also have their own brand of local informal English.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J6Fz8usO2TI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7x3OOZjQQEs

Lord Ludikrous
Jun 7, 2008

Enjoy your tea...

Ok which one of you was this?

Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007

:parrot::parrot::parrot:



Just gonna paste this here

http://instagram.com/erikgarciabat

If you manage to scroll long enough there is some weird photos of his cousin

stuffed crust punk
Oct 8, 2004

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

The terrorists won

Disco Godfather
May 31, 2011


57.3 is still an F

wit
Jul 26, 2011
Is bitch lasagne a good thing or a bad thing? I don't want to misuse such an awesome turn of phrase.

Bust Rodd
Oct 21, 2008

by VideoGames
it is staggering to me that TROLL SEXY ACTRESS isn't a member of this thread

unpacked robinhood
Feb 18, 2013

by Fluffdaddy


:kiddo:

Antivehicular
Dec 30, 2011


I wanna sing one for the cars
That are right now headed silent down the highway
And it's dark and there is nobody driving And something has got to give


Wait, a TSA post that actually reads like a real joke and not word salad? How?

Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011



Yeah I liked that one

ElGroucho
Nov 1, 2005

We already - What about sticking our middle fingers up... That was insane
Fun Shoe

Fleta Mcgurn posted:



smooth armpits smooth life





Here I sit, bonervated
Came for navel- boobs? Elated!







She looks like she's snoring.




and from the "actually made me laugh" department:



These dudes get mega hot for some solid 7s

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat

Antivehicular posted:

Wait, a TSA post that actually reads like a real joke and not word salad? How?

Million monkeys, million typewriters, etc. etc.

Junk
Dec 20, 2003

Listen to reason, man. Why make your job difficult?

Is that f-f-freak harassin' you? Or would you prefer "her-rear end-in-you"?

vyst
Aug 25, 2009



Bitch Lasagna

wit
Jul 26, 2011
All these weird turns of phrase sound almost normal if you imagine them said with eminem's nasal rap voice.

His dark knights risin to the batman on ya
his rear end is in your rear end in a top hat, bitch lasagna

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless






green chicken feet
Nov 5, 2015

spray-paint the vegetables
dog food stalls
with the beefcake pantyhose
Grimey Drawer

Fleta McGurn posted:



She looks like she's snoring.


This really needs to say "during the season".

Someone please send this as a non-denominational holiday greetings card and report back on the results.

Future Days
Oct 25, 2013

The Taurus didn't offer much for drivers craving the sport sedan experience. That changed with the 1989 debut of the Ford Taurus SHO (for Super High Output), a Q-ship of the finest order that offered up a high-revving Yamaha-designed V-6 engine and a tight sport suspension.

vudan
Dec 11, 2010
You just gotta keep repeating "dhak" as you pound away at her plumpy hole. Like kabbadi. Then when you about to come you yell "ghoose!" until you are finished.

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theflyingorc
Jun 28, 2008

ANY GOOD OPINIONS THIS POSTER CLAIMS TO HAVE ARE JUST PROOF THAT BULLYING WORKS
Young Orc
...GOOSE!

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