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Who What Now: Sep 10, 2006; by Azathoth

Hyperlynx posted:

Nope.

What other lies have you told us, Intrinsic Field Marshal? How far does this web of deceit go? HOW FAR!?

It'd be easier to list what wasn't a lie.

1)

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# ? May 15, 2024 22:17

I.C.: Jun 10, 2008

experienceBeej posted:

Snake America Great Again

Snake, America. Snake again!

# ? Jul 24, 2017 11:45

Intrinsic Field Marshal: Sep 6, 2014; by SA Support Robot

# ? Jul 24, 2017 12:01

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Intrinsic Field Marshal: Sep 6, 2014; by SA Support Robot

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Intrinsic Field Marshal: Sep 6, 2014; by SA Support Robot

# ? Jul 24, 2017 12:04

sick of Applebees: Nov 7, 2008

Who What Now posted:

It'd be easier to list what wasn't a lie.

1)

At least Otto the octopus seems to be real :kimchi:

http://www.npr.org/templates/story/story.php?storyId=96476905

# ? Jul 24, 2017 12:07

Bloodfart McCoy: Jul 20, 2007; That's a high quality avatar right there.

Intrinsic Field Marshal posted:

puplicpool.jpg

# ? Jul 24, 2017 16:17

The Glumslinger: Sep 24, 2008; Coach Nagy, you want me to throw to WHAT side of the field?; Hair Elf

Intrinsic Field Marshal posted:

What, I thought everyone liked pool noodles?

# ? Jul 24, 2017 17:19

syscall girl: Nov 7, 2009; by FactsAreUseless; Fun Shoe

Intrinsic Field Marshal posted:

good grief the look on her face :byodame:

# ? Jul 24, 2017 17:34

RickVoid: Oct 21, 2010

When your woman is going down on a cup of ramen and she looks you in the eye. Mmmmm...

# ? Jul 24, 2017 18:13

hard counter: Jan 2, 2015

Hyperlynx posted:

Nope.

What other lies have you told us, Intrinsic Field Marshal? How far does this web of deceit go? HOW FAR!?

this is where it gets tricky: asimov isn't always credited with authoring books in every category so the fact as written is false but asimov did write the introductions, compiled the graphs, illustrations and wrote additional commentaries for 28 chapters of Psychology Today by braun and linder but he only gets mentioned as being a major contributor in the acknowledgements rather than having co-author status in the first edition of the book; in later editions (that keep his contributions) where there are like 4-5 co-authors asimov is sometimes elevated to being a full co-author, but that elevation's not true of every edition - that book would cover the gap in phil & psychology

good luck untangling that one

hard counter has a new favorite as of 19:32 on Jul 25, 2017

# ? Jul 24, 2017 19:14

Elias_Maluco: Aug 23, 2007; I need to sleep

Intrinsic Field Marshal posted:

brazil.jpg

# ? Jul 24, 2017 19:35

Zamboni Rodeo: Jul 19, 2007; NEVER play "Lady of Spain" AGAIN!

Gene Hackman Fan posted:

I love everything about this.

RFC2324 posted:

I need context

AndyElusive posted:

It's Japanese.

# ? Jul 24, 2017 21:25

zoux: Apr 28, 2006

LOCK 'EM UP

# ? Jul 24, 2017 21:29

TehRedWheelbarrow: Mar 16, 2011; Fan of Britches

zoux posted:

LOCK 'EM UP

Civil forfeiture cracks me up everytime

# ? Jul 24, 2017 21:32

Anil Dikshit: Apr 11, 2007

zoux posted:

LOCK 'EM UP

RIP underwater city goon

# ? Jul 24, 2017 23:03

The MSJ: May 17, 2010

# ? Jul 25, 2017 01:01

Solice Kirsk: Jun 1, 2004; .

The MSJ posted:

That may work for cab drivers, but Uber is still gonna bill your card. Idiots.

# ? Jul 25, 2017 01:10

Altared State: Jan 14, 2006; I think I was born to burn

I walked by a truck a couple weeks ago and noticed the guy in the driver's seat was getting blown. I thought it was funny.

# ? Jul 25, 2017 01:23

Subjunctive: Sep 12, 2006; ✨sparkle and shine✨

Solice Kirsk posted:

That may work for cab drivers, but Uber is still gonna bill your card. Idiots.

You send that to the appeal address and it's 100% refunded I guarantee.

# ? Jul 25, 2017 01:33

Say Nothing: Mar 5, 2013; by FactsAreUseless

# ? Jul 25, 2017 01:43

Choco1980: Feb 22, 2013; I fell in love with a Video Nasty

sneakyfrog posted:

Civil forfeiture cracks me up everytime

It would for me too if the practice weren't a license for the police to steal anything they want whenever they want without reason that is often heavily abused.

...now I've made myself sad. :smith:

# ? Jul 25, 2017 07:10

Caufman: May 7, 2007

Choco1980 posted:

It would for me too if the practice weren't a license for the police to steal anything they want whenever they want without reason that is often heavily abused.

...now I've made myself sad.

I'm sure abuse happens, but there's a check on the police taking whatever they wanted. The owner of a head shop I worked at sold meth on the side. Of course when the DEA came, they took his money. But they also tried to go after the assets of the shop, including the high-end water pipes. The lawyer successfully made the case that the seizure of the business assets was unjustified. The lawyer wasn't a mob lawyer, either. He made the same case any lawyer would have made.

After all, the rules of this country were made by lawyers, not cops.

# ? Jul 25, 2017 08:05

Former DILF: Jul 13, 2017

We Know Catheters posted:

I walked by a truck a couple weeks ago and noticed the guy in the driver's seat was getting blown. I thought it was funny.

and for the rest of your life you'll wonder why you didn't bust out your phone and tape it

# ? Jul 25, 2017 08:07

Slime: Jan 3, 2007

Caufman posted:

I'm sure abuse happens, but there's a check on the police taking whatever they wanted. The owner of a head shop I worked at sold meth on the side. Of course when the DEA came, they took his money. But they also tried to go after the assets of the shop, including the high-end water pipes. The lawyer successfully made the case that the seizure of the business assets was unjustified. The lawyer wasn't a mob lawyer, either. He made the same case any lawyer would have made.

After all, the rules of this country were made by lawyers, not cops.

Here's the thing: Lots of businesses are barely making it and don't sell meth on the side for lawyer money.

# ? Jul 25, 2017 09:34

Wheat Loaf: Feb 13, 2012; by FactsAreUseless

# ? Jul 25, 2017 09:37

Randaconda: Jul 3, 2014; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

https://i.imgur.com/A409enk.mp4

https://i.imgur.com/FE5iGpG.mp4

# ? Jul 25, 2017 11:10

Intrinsic Field Marshal: Sep 6, 2014; by SA Support Robot

Randaconda posted:

https://i.imgur.com/FE5iGpG.mp4

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a9_m_iaCdTc

# ? Jul 25, 2017 11:16

Neddy Seagoon: Oct 12, 2012; "Hi Everybody!"

Caufman posted:

I'm sure abuse happens, but there's a check on the police taking whatever they wanted. The owner of a head shop I worked at sold meth on the side. Of course when the DEA came, they took his money. But they also tried to go after the assets of the shop, including the high-end water pipes. The lawyer successfully made the case that the seizure of the business assets was unjustified. The lawyer wasn't a mob lawyer, either. He made the same case any lawyer would have made.

After all, the rules of this country were made by lawyers, not cops.

A lot of victims of civil forfeiture abuse can't afford lawyers and it's why it gets abused heavily. It is not something worth defending.

Especially with good old Jeff Sessions wanting to expand it.

# ? Jul 25, 2017 11:39

Mustached5thGrader: Oct 1, 2011; My mother won't let me grow a goatee.

Wheat Loaf posted:

Epic internet win for the win!

# ? Jul 25, 2017 11:42

Phlegmish: Jul 2, 2011

Snowy posted:

I just figured out they had their own wine

2 skins 2 accountants

# ? Jul 25, 2017 11:54

TehRedWheelbarrow: Mar 16, 2011; Fan of Britches

Choco1980 posted:

It would for me too if the practice weren't a license for the police to steal anything they want whenever they want without reason that is often heavily abused.

...now I've made myself sad.

yeah thats kinda what i was saying. :/

# ? Jul 25, 2017 12:01