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got any sevens
Feb 9, 2013

by Cyrano4747

crawlkill posted:

what if every time a Democrat wanted to say something compassionate about McCain they instead looked up one of the thousands of medical gofundmes for people dying and leaving their families in poverty and linked to that instead

friend of mine who may not be a friend of mine much longer was talking about not having any limits to her compassion and it's like k but it seems to be narrowly focused on evil famous people though

hitler was such a hero, fighting off cancer and going on to found the third reich - neolibs if they lived in the 30's

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Gene Hackman Fan
Dec 27, 2002

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
https://twitter.com/historyinflicks/status/889986861103448064

ded redd
Aug 1, 2010

Condiv posted:

more and more antibiotic resistant diseases are appearing these days, and they'll require new, expensiveish treatments

meanwhile, poor people are barely capable of weathering easily treatable diseases. dems show no urgency in getting the poor healthcare because:

a) they're paid not to
b) they don't care
c) they actually hope plagues can clean up the lower class problems in america
d) all of the above

The "Red Death" had long devastated the country. No pestilence had ever been so fatal, or so hideous. Blood was its Avatar and its seal --the redness and the horror of blood. There were sharp pains, and sudden dizziness, and then profuse bleeding at the pores, with dissolution. The scarlet stains upon the body and especially upon the face of the victim, were the pest ban which shut him out from the aid and from the sympathy of his fellow-men. And the whole seizure, progress and termination of the disease, were the incidents of half an hour.

But the Prince Prospero was happy and dauntless and sagacious. When his dominions were half depopulated, he summoned to his presence a thousand hale and light-hearted friends from among the knights and dames of his court, and with these retired to the deep seclusion of one of his castellated abbeys. This was an extensive and magnificent structure, the creation of the prince's own eccentric yet august taste. A strong and lofty wall girdled it in. This wall had gates of iron. The courtiers, having entered, brought furnaces and massy hammers and welded the bolts. They resolved to leave means neither of ingress or egress to the sudden impulses of despair or of frenzy from within. The abbey was amply provisioned. With such precautions the courtiers might bid defiance to contagion. The external world could take care of itself. In the meantime it was folly to grieve, or to think. The prince had provided all the appliances of pleasure. There were buffoons, there were improvisatori, there were ballet-dancers, there were musicians, there was Beauty, there was wine. All these and security were within. Without was the "Red Death."

It was toward the close of the fifth or sixth month of his seclusion, and while the pestilence raged most furiously abroad, that the Prince Prospero entertained his thousand friends at a masked ball of the most unusual magnificence.

It was a voluptuous scene, that masquerade. But first let me tell of the rooms in which it was held. There were seven --an imperial suite. In many palaces, however, such suites form a long and straight vista, while the folding doors slide back nearly to the walls on either hand, so that the view of the whole extent is scarcely impeded. Here the case was very different; as might have been expected from the duke's love of the bizarre. The apartments were so irregularly disposed that the vision embraced but little more than one at a time. There was a sharp turn at every twenty or thirty yards, and at each turn a novel effect. To the right and left, in the middle of each wall, a tall and narrow Gothic window looked out upon a closed corridor which pursued the windings of the suite. These windows were of stained glass whose color varied in accordance with the prevailing hue of the decorations of the chamber into which it opened. That at the eastern extremity was hung, for example, in blue --and vividly blue were its windows. The second chamber was purple in its ornaments and tapestries, and here the panes were purple. The third was green throughout, and so were the casements. The fourth was furnished and lighted with orange --the fifth with white --the sixth with violet. The seventh apartment was closely shrouded in black velvet tapestries that hung all over the ceiling and down the walls, falling in heavy folds upon a carpet of the same material and hue. But in this chamber only, the color of the windows failed to correspond with the decorations. The panes here were scarlet --a deep blood color. Now in no one of the seven apartments was there any lamp or candelabrum, amid the profusion of golden ornaments that lay scattered to and fro or depended from the roof. There was no light of any kind emanating from lamp or candle within the suite of chambers. But in the corridors that followed the suite, there stood, opposite to each window, a heavy tripod, bearing a brazier of fire that projected its rays through the tinted glass and so glaringly illumined the room. And thus were produced a multitude of gaudy and fantastic appearances. But in the western or black chamber the effect of the fire-light that streamed upon the dark hangings through the blood-tinted panes, was ghastly in the extreme, and produced so wild a look upon the countenances of those who entered, that there were few of the company bold enough to set foot within its precincts at all.

It was in this apartment, also, that there stood against the western wall, a gigantic clock of ebony. Its pendulum swung to and fro with a dull, heavy, monotonous clang; and when the minute-hand made the circuit of the face, and the hour was to be stricken, there came from the brazen lungs of the clock a sound which was clear and loud and deep and exceedingly musical, but of so peculiar a note and emphasis that, at each lapse of an hour, the musicians of the orchestra were constrained to pause, momentarily, in their performance, to hearken to the sound; and thus the waltzers perforce ceased their evolutions; and there was a brief disconcert of the whole gay company; and, while the chimes of the clock yet rang, it was observed that the giddiest grew pale, and the more aged and sedate passed their hands over their brows as if in confused reverie or meditation. But when the echoes had fully ceased, a light laughter at once pervaded the assembly; the musicians looked at each other and smiled as if at their own nervousness and folly, and made whispering vows, each to the other, that the next chiming of the clock should produce in them no similar emotion; and then, after the lapse of sixty minutes, (which embrace three thousand and six hundred seconds of the Time that flies,) there came yet another chiming of the clock, and then were the same disconcert and tremulousness and meditation as before.

But, in spite of these things, it was a gay and magnificent revel. The tastes of the duke were peculiar. He had a fine eye for colors and effects. He disregarded the decora of mere fashion. His plans were bold and fiery, and his conceptions glowed with barbaric lustre. There are some who would have thought him mad. His followers felt that he was not. It was necessary to hear and see and touch him to be sure that he was not.

He had directed, in great part, the moveable embellishments of the seven chambers, upon occasion of this great fete; and it was his own guiding taste which had given character to the masqueraders. Be sure they were grotesque. There were much glare and glitter and piquancy and phantasm --much of what has been since seen in "Hernani." There were arabesque figures with unsuited limbs and appointments. There were delirious fancies such as the madman fashions. There was much of the beautiful, much of the wanton, much of the bizarre, something of the terrible, and not a little of that which might have excited disgust. To and fro in the seven chambers there stalked, in fact, a multitude of dreams. And these --the dreams --writhed in and about, taking hue from the rooms, and causing the wild music of the orchestra to seem as the echo of their steps. And, anon, there strikes the ebony clock which stands in the hall of the velvet. And then, for a moment, all is still, and all is silent save the voice of the clock. The dreams are stiff-frozen as they stand. But the echoes of the chime die away --they have endured but an instant --and a light, half-subdued laughter floats after them as they depart. And now again the music swells, and the dreams live, and writhe to and fro more merrily than ever, taking hue from the many-tinted windows through which stream the rays from the tripods. But to the chamber which lies most westwardly of the seven, there are now none of the maskers who venture; for the night is waning away; and there flows a ruddier light through the blood-colored panes; and the blackness of the sable drapery appals; and to him whose foot falls upon the sable carpet, there comes from the near clock of ebony a muffled peal more solemnly emphatic than any which reaches their ears who indulge in the more remote gaieties of the other apartments.

But these other apartments were densely crowded, and in them beat feverishly the heart of life. And the revel went whirlingly on, until at length there commenced the sounding of midnight upon the clock. And then the music ceased, as I have told; and the evolutions of the waltzers were quieted; and there was an uneasy cessation of all things as before. But now there were twelve strokes to be sounded by the bell of the clock; and thus it happened, perhaps, that more of thought crept, with more of time, into the meditations of the thoughtful among those who revelled. And thus, too, it happened, perhaps, that before the last echoes of the last chime had utterly sunk into silence, there were many individuals in the crowd who had found leisure to become aware of the presence of a masked figure which had arrested the attention of no single individual before. And the rumor of this new presence having spread itself whisperingly around, there arose at length from the whole company a buzz, or murmur, expressive of disapprobation and surprise --then, finally, of terror, of horror, and of disgust.

In an assembly of phantasms such as I have painted, it may well be supposed that no ordinary appearance could have excited such sensation. In truth the masquerade license of the night was nearly unlimited; but the figure in question had out-Heroded Herod, and gone beyond the bounds of even the prince's indefinite decorum. There are chords in the hearts of the most reckless which cannot be touched without emotion. Even with the utterly lost, to whom life and death are equally jests, there are matters of which no jest can be made. The whole company, indeed, seemed now deeply to feel that in the costume and bearing of the stranger neither wit nor propriety existed. The figure was tall and gaunt, and shrouded from head to foot in the habiliments of the grave. The mask which concealed the visage was made so nearly to resemble the countenance of a stiffened corpse that the closest scrutiny must have had difficulty in detecting the cheat. And yet all this might have been endured, if not approved, by the mad revellers around. But the mummer had gone so far as to assume the type of the Red Death. His vesture was dabbled in blood --and his broad brow, with all the features of the face, was besprinkled with the scarlet horror.

When the eyes of Prince Prospero fell upon this spectral image (which with a slow and solemn movement, as if more fully to sustain its role, stalked to and fro among the waltzers) he was seen to be convulsed, in the first moment with a strong shudder either of terror or distaste; but, in the next, his brow reddened with rage.

"Who dares?" he demanded hoarsely of the courtiers who stood near him --"who dares insult us with this blasphemous mockery? Seize him and unmask him --that we may know whom we have to hang at sunrise, from the battlements!"

It was in the eastern or blue chamber in which stood the Prince Prospero as he uttered these words. They rang throughout the seven rooms loudly and clearly --for the prince was a bold and robust man, and the music had become hushed at the waving of his hand.

It was in the blue room where stood the prince, with a group of pale courtiers by his side. At first, as he spoke, there was a slight rushing movement of this group in the direction of the intruder, who at the moment was also near at hand, and now, with deliberate and stately step, made closer approach to the speaker. But from a certain nameless awe with which the mad assumptions of the mummer had inspired the whole party, there were found none who put forth hand to seize him; so that, unimpeded, he passed within a yard of the prince's person; and, while the vast assembly, as if with one impulse, shrank from the centres of the rooms to the walls, he made his way uninterruptedly, but with the same solemn and measured step which had distinguished him from the first, through the blue chamber to the purple --through the purple to the green --through the green to the orange --through this again to the white --and even thence to the violet, ere a decided movement had been made to arrest him. It was then, however, that the Prince Prospero, maddening with rage and the shame of his own momentary cowardice, rushed hurriedly through the six chambers, while none followed him on account of a deadly terror that had seized upon all. He bore aloft a drawn dagger, and had approached, in rapid impetuosity, to within three or four feet of the retreating figure, when the latter, having attained the extremity of the velvet apartment, turned suddenly and confronted his pursuer. There was a sharp cry --and the dagger dropped gleaming upon the sable carpet, upon which, instantly afterwards, fell prostrate in death the Prince Prospero. Then, summoning the wild courage of despair, a throng of the revellers at once threw themselves into the black apartment, and, seizing the mummer, whose tall figure stood erect and motionless within the shadow of the ebony clock, gasped in unutterable horror at finding the grave-cerements and corpse-like mask which they handled with so violent a rudeness, untenanted by any tangible form.

And now was acknowledged the presence of the Red Death. He had come like a thief in the night. And one by one dropped the revellers in the blood-bedewed halls of their revel, and died each in the despairing posture of his fall. And the life of the ebony clock went out with that of the last of the gay. And the flames of the tripods expired. And Darkness and Decay and the Red Death held illimitable dominion over all.

ded redd
Aug 1, 2010

or at least that's my optimistic take hth

punk rebel ecks
Dec 11, 2010

A shitty post? This calls for a dance of deduction.
John McCain is bad.

Gene Hackman Fan
Dec 27, 2002

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
https://twitter.com/AmirAminiMD/status/889973851114885120

[link]

quote:

Awan, an IT staffer who has worked for many House Democrats and is currently employed by Wasserman Schultz, was allegedly at the center of a scheme that involved double-charging the House for IT equipment, and may also have exposed House information online, according to Fox.

Awan and his family have reportedly worked for House Democrats for years. He declared bankruptcy in 2012, but has made millions of dollars on the House payroll over at least a decade of work for various members, according to a Politico report.

In March, a group of House Democrats fired Awan and one other staffer over their alleged involvement in the scheme and the looming criminal investigation. However, Fox News reported Tuesday that Wasserman Schultz still has Awan on her staff's payroll despite him being barred from accessing the House's computer system since February.

At the time, Reps. Gregory Meeks (D-N.Y.) and Marcia Fudge (D-Ohio) both defended Awan.

“As of right now, I don’t see a smoking gun,” Meeks told Politico in March. “I have seen no evidence that they were doing anything that was nefarious.”

“He needs to have a hearing. Due process is very simple. You don’t fire someone until you talk to them,” Fudge added

A spokesman for Wasserman Schultz's office told Politico in March that Awan worked for the staff in an "advisory" role “providing advice on technology issues.”

advice on technology issues, huh :thunk:

etalian
Mar 20, 2006


DWS was too busy passing Pro-Payday loan legislation to notice the IT staff robbing the office.

Condiv
May 7, 2008

Sorry to undo the effort of paying a domestic abuser $10 to own this poster, but I am going to lose my dang mind if I keep seeing multiple posters who appear to be Baloogan.

With love,
a mod



was this guy part of the same IT team that accused bernie of hacking them and then had dws try to rip away his access to data he had a right to?

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

Relin
Oct 6, 2002

You have been a most worthy adversary, but in every game, there are winners and there are losers. And as you know, in this game, losers get robotizicized!
did anyone post cory booker hugging john mccain after the vote

UHD
Nov 11, 2006


Relin posted:

did anyone post cory booker hugging john mccain after the vote

think so yeah

i'm lazy or i'd go find it

not that anyone should be surprised noted shitberg booker super duper likes mccain

really queer Christmas
Apr 22, 2014

Relin posted:

did anyone post cory booker hugging john mccain after the vote

Relin
Oct 6, 2002

You have been a most worthy adversary, but in every game, there are winners and there are losers. And as you know, in this game, losers get robotizicized!
sanders hugged him too, sigh

grim cordiality is ok but this is over the line

The Ol Spicy Keychain
Jan 17, 2013

I MEPHISTO MY OWN ASSHOLE

Al! posted:

here is a "charity" gala in nyc, for comparison



all i see are counter revolutionaries

Al! posted:

it went in big :pervert:

not bad :golfclap:

UHD
Nov 11, 2006


I want to see a fight break out in congress

just a bunch of crusty old jerks punching each other and going at it with canes and poo poo

SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017


https://twitter.com/thug_lessons/status/889887009560563712

WhiskeyJuvenile
Feb 15, 2002

by Nyc_Tattoo

etalian posted:

She also sucks from a vision point of view, she said she didn't see any need for change despite the dem downticket getting decimated in the Nov election.

dem downticket gained in both House and Senate in the Nov election

WhiskeyJuvenile
Feb 15, 2002

by Nyc_Tattoo

Condiv posted:

we just need to tweak obamacare a bit....

here's a simple obamacare fix that would solve everything:

42 U.S.C. § 1396a(a)(10)(A)(i)(VII) is amended to read "(VIII) beginning January 1, 2014, who are under 65 years of age, not pregnant, not entitled to, or enrolled for, benefits under part A of subchapter XVIII, or enrolled for benefits under part B of subchapter XVIII, and are not described in a previous subclause of this clause, and whose income (as determined under subsection (e)(14)) does not exceed 1330000 percent of the poverty line (as defined in section 1397jj(c)(5) of this title) applicable to a family of the size involved, subject to subsection (k);"

and uh you know having won 2016 so you replace Scalia with someone who's not an rear end in a top hat

The Ol Spicy Keychain
Jan 17, 2013

I MEPHISTO MY OWN ASSHOLE
https://twitter.com/KatTimpf/status/889639892870995969

https://twitter.com/KatTimpf/status/889640097783611398

https://twitter.com/KatTimpf/status/889640374490337281

lmfao

thats a fox news person btw

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

good im glad of it

SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017


https://twitter.com/avabenezra/status/889994607932702720

Gene Hackman Fan
Dec 27, 2002

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

WhiskeyJuvenile posted:

dem downticket gained in both House and Senate in the Nov election



:thunk:

Matt Zerella
Oct 7, 2002

Norris'es are back baby. It's good again. Awoouu (fox Howl)

measles outbreak is lit fam!

Gene Hackman Fan
Dec 27, 2002

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
you see, they made gains! it was in the single digits and they still do not control anything, but we're a-gainin on them! marcon-style austerity has been proven correct and good yet again!

Uncle Wemus
Mar 4, 2004


isn't thug lessons one of ours?

Barry Convex
Sep 1, 2005

Think of the good things, Pim! The good things!

Like Jesus, candy, and crackerjacks! Ice cream and cake and lots o'laffs!
Grandma, Grandpa, and Uncle Joe! Larry, Curly, and brother Moe!

lol, I live right by there. good.

(it wasn't me tho)

Gene Hackman Fan
Dec 27, 2002

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
tax breaks for all the corporations who wave a rainbow flag during pride!

Main Paineframe
Oct 27, 2010

Condiv posted:

more and more antibiotic resistant diseases are appearing these days, and they'll require new, expensiveish treatments

meanwhile, poor people are barely capable of weathering easily treatable diseases. dems show no urgency in getting the poor healthcare because:

a) they're paid not to
b) they don't care
c) they actually hope plagues can clean up the lower class problems in america
d) all of the above

Dems believe that everyone should be able to afford to pay rent-seeking middlemen to pay to buy them healthcare

it's impossible to reconcile "people have a right to affordable healthcare" with the current privatized system, so they instead push the "people" part out of their minds and treat it as an optimization problem in capitalism

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:

horns.aiff

Gene Hackman Fan
Dec 27, 2002

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
i hope you like means-tested adventurism! because we're only going to bomb countries with a gdp in the low billions.

The Ol Spicy Keychain
Jan 17, 2013

I MEPHISTO MY OWN ASSHOLE
https://twitter.com/TezlynFigaro/status/889993499147481089

Matt Zerella
Oct 7, 2002

Norris'es are back baby. It's good again. Awoouu (fox Howl)
gently caress Kamala, give me Nina!!!

Rand alPaul
Feb 3, 2010

by Nyc_Tattoo

Lessail
Apr 1, 2011

:cry::cry:
tell me how vgk aren't playing like shit again
:cry::cry:
p.s. help my grapes are so sour!
means-test my rear end in a top hat, tax credit my balls

SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017


Uncle Wemus posted:

isn't thug lessons one of ours?

https://twitter.com/LanaDelRaytheon/status/890011993482043393

Fallen Hamprince
Nov 12, 2016

Uncle Wemus posted:

isn't thug lessons one of ours?

i regret to inform you that thug lessons has metastasized; although he is currently limited to CSPAM and Twitter it is only a matter of time before his horrible posts begin to appear on Tumblr, Facebook and local news comments sections

Probably Magic
Oct 9, 2012

Looking cute, feeling cute.

Lessail posted:

means-test my rear end in a top hat, tax credit my balls

Donkwich
Feb 28, 2011


Grimey Drawer

shoulda been piss

Homeless Friend
Jul 16, 2007

Al! posted:

did bernie applaud

Can't primary an independent! :smugdon:

Darkman Fanpage
Jul 4, 2012

Uncle Wemus posted:

isn't thug lessons one of ours?

he's the guy that gets into fights with volkerball in the middle east thread in d&d

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Raskolnikov38
Mar 3, 2007

We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold
tbf everyone should fight volkerball

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