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kater posted:.... wait how far down does jorahs skin problem go Below the beltline. 
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so jorah gets exiled for selling out the queen but varys is all cool?? wth mother of dunces is more like it.
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Jul 25, 2017 22:31
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All it took to forgive jorah was for him to save her life multiple times. Varys just needs to name drop that hes from tha streets
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Jul 25, 2017 22:33
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but at least jorah doesnt need viagra. also he'll be able to peg poz chasers
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Jul 25, 2017 22:35
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Pac-Manioc Root posted:leaving Dario's mercs in charge. You know who actually did know something about warfare and sieges and tactics and poo poo. But she couldn't take him with her to Westros for reasons. It wouldn't be proper.
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Jul 25, 2017 22:45
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Jaime should be king, right? I know he had a kingsguard vow or whatever, but this crazy lady just blew up a bunch of nobles and the holy site of the religion the masses were really into. And Westeros is misogynistic to boot. You'd think Jamie would have shown up and been involuntarily crowd-surfed onto the Iron Throne.
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Jul 25, 2017 22:45
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i always thought the kingslayer thing was dumb is it explained better in the book how literally no one else knew the mad king had barrels buried under the city to blow it to kingdom come and jaime was actually a hero?
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Jul 25, 2017 22:50
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Groovelord Neato posted:i always thought the kingslayer thing was dumb is it explained better in the book how literally no one else knew the mad king had barrels buried under the city to blow it to kingdom come and jaime was actually a hero? He never mentions it to anyone for uhhhh some reason I suppose
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Jul 25, 2017 23:22
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He probably realizes that it would sound terribly convenient to claim the king he killed right before opening the gates to his dad's army had it coming 'cause he was planning to do a real bad thing promise scout's honor.
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Jul 25, 2017 23:28
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kater posted:.... wait how far down does jorahs skin problem go as far south as south goes
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Jul 25, 2017 23:33
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Pac-Manioc Root posted:He probably realizes that it would sound terribly convenient to claim the king he killed right before opening the gates to his dad's army had it coming 'cause he was planning to do a real bad thing promise scout's honor. It's this. There is no one (noble) who could confirm his story and he is too proud to give the impression that he is coming up with an excuse for his deeds. He also feels deeply conflicted about breaking the oath he grew up thinking was the best poo poo in the entire world and doesn't want to drag it further through the mud than he already has.
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Jul 25, 2017 23:34
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I think the whole reason Tyrion is heading to Casterly rock to take it over is cos it will piss off Cersei to no end that HE had the audacity to take over her and Jaime's home. Its going to be like a massive mind gently caress with her  I doubt it has anything to do with the mines etc, but if they were working it would be nice. I have a feeling the main thing is to show Cersei that "neener neener we took yo house...the seat of the Lannisters and oh, yeah, we are the last of them now aren't we? And look it's the midget Lannister, the guy you HATE who did it. and is giving it to the other side...your ENEMY"Its going to piss her off to no end that the little brother she thinks killed her son, that she has hated for so long, has seized and stolen the Lannister House seat. I can't wait to see how ticked off she gets at this
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Jul 25, 2017 23:34
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Disco Salmon posted:I think the whole reason Tyrion is heading to Casterly rock to take it over is cos it will piss off Cersei to no end that HE had the audacity to take over her and Jaime's home. Yeah that's fun, that she'll be pissed off and all. She could be dead inside of a week. But oh she'll be so delightfully triggered by this plan.
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Jul 25, 2017 23:41
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Okay if you have your balls you're not a eunich. Also, the fake China in the east has a bunch of fake ads Chinese names written by someone who clearly doesn't know anything about it. But Westeros just has normal names for people. That's dumb.
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Jul 25, 2017 23:41
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Show them the gallons of wildfire stashed around the city. The ones that have also conveniently never been randomly discovered or blown up in 20 years. And even if he couldn't prove it, the guys name was the loving mad king. They draw the line at believing he wanted to go out with a bang?
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Jul 25, 2017 23:42
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drunken officeparty posted:Show them the gallons of wildfire stashed around the city. The ones that have also conveniently never been randomly discovered or blown up in 20 years. They have now, lol
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Jul 25, 2017 23:42
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Yeah, he was a crazy killer man that everyone hated and wished would die. But you can't kill your own king. That's just WRONG.
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Jul 26, 2017 00:16
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What happened to those hill tribes that Lannisters gave weapons to? did they take the Vale back? Did the show ever re-visit that.
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Jul 26, 2017 00:38
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I wouldn't be surprised if Tywin gave them each one crossbow bolt.
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Jul 26, 2017 00:40
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skasion posted:It's this. There is no one (noble) who could confirm his story and he is too proud to give the impression that he is coming up with an excuse for his deeds. He also feels deeply conflicted about breaking the oath he grew up thinking was the best poo poo in the entire world and doesn't want to drag it further through the mud than he already has. He could've told Ned or his dad right at the time when the wildfire was still there (well, it stayed there 20 years or whatever anyway). In my headcannon, Jaime made it up years later because he was ashamed in the face of Breinne taking her knighty vows seriously.
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Jul 26, 2017 00:52
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nickmeister posted:Yeah, he was a crazy killer man that everyone hated and wished would die. But you can't kill your own king. That's just WRONG. I think its a few things 1 - Jaime and the king were alone when he threatened to blow up everything so it's his word against a dead guy, leaving room for doubt 2 - Jaime was already generally regarded to be a dick-bag 3 - It was still breaking an oath and since people hold others to higher standards than they hold themselves, they loved judging him for that And it's not like he was exiled or anything, he just got a (kind of cool) nickname for it
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Jul 26, 2017 00:53
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Supreme Allah posted:What happened to those hill tribes that Lannisters gave weapons to? did they take the Vale back? Did the show ever re-visit that. I think the Lannisters paid them and gave them nice new weapons. My headcannon is they went home and promptly killed each other with their new weapons over the money they got.
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Jul 26, 2017 01:01
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Supreme Allah posted:I think its a few things Yeah Jaime was not considered to be a cool and friendly guy in the way he is now that he doesn't have a hand.
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Jul 26, 2017 01:04
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Where the gently caress is darrio I forget
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Jul 26, 2017 01:14
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Kingslayer or no, Cersei just blew up the super popular religion's holy site and killed a bunch of nobles including the queen (who may still be beloved by the people? I dunno, she was publicly accused of a bunch of poo poo.)
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Jul 26, 2017 01:14
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Smiling Jack posted:Where the gently caress is darrio I forget Kelly C left him on his home planet.
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Jul 26, 2017 01:17
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Leaving behind the cutthroat mercenary group with literally no oversight to run your recently freed cities was a brilliant plan.
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Jul 26, 2017 01:26
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I think Jaimie explained it in the books that Ned was the first one to show up. He hated Ned and didn't want to start justifying himself to mister honorable because he knew Ned would be like "sorry bro vows, you hosed up" no matter how right he was. So he left and the story got out of control before he could bother to fix it.
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Jul 26, 2017 01:27
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Plus he was sitting on the throne when Ned arrived, which didn't look good.
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Jul 26, 2017 01:41
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Ned, a high lord, enters the throne room completely alone during the sacking of the entire city. Inside he sees nobody is in the throne room during the sacking of the entire city, save for Jamie and the body of the king. "oops sorry wrong door was looking for the bathroom"
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Jul 26, 2017 01:54
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esperterra posted:Plus he was sitting on the throne when Ned arrived, which didn't look good. Dude was just really tired and wanted to sit down.
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Jul 26, 2017 01:55
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5ABRLGMsFIw
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Jul 26, 2017 05:24
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kater posted:I feel like if they were really trying they could have transitioned from the Grey Worm scene to something. It does though, transitions from Grey Worm going down on Missandei to the Maester blindly feeling around in between the books on a bookshelf.
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Jul 26, 2017 05:58
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Ambivalent posted:It does though, transitions from Grey Worm going down on Missandei to the Maester blindly feeling around in between the books on a bookshelf. Lol ok that's pretty good
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Jul 26, 2017 06:03
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Pac-Manioc Root posted:she spent 6 seasons amassing a credible force to take the throne and we had to watch every agonizing second of it, from her sold off as a prize bride, to her stilted negotiations to steal an army of eunuchs, to her doing a terrible governance practice run in a city state that will never be mentioned again on the show, so on and so on every minute of it building up to the awesome moment where she finally inacts her plan and leverages her hard-won resources to kill the bad lannister lady. And now she's sitting on her goddamn hands. obviously the best solution is to besiege king's landing for years and let all the peasants starve to death - dany, totally a good ruler(just ask mereen) also a master strategy from tyrion to split your forces to take Casterly Rock because it will totes piss off Cersei 
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Jul 26, 2017 06:08
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Smiling Jack posted:Where the gently caress is darrio I forget he got written off worse than selmy
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Jul 26, 2017 06:12
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CAPTAIN CAPSLOCK posted:also a master strategy from tyrion to split your forces to take Casterly Rock because it will totes piss off Cersei I took this more as Tyrion staying in the game by taking his house off whoever is home and denying his sister of it.
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Jul 26, 2017 06:17
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nickmeister posted:Yeah, he was a crazy killer man that everyone hated and wished would die. But you can't kill your own king. That's just WRONG. Why do people have such trouble with this? Without knowing the circumstances , everything about the way it happened makes Jaime look like a cowardly opportunist. That's what people mock him for. Ned even points it out during season 1. 'You served him well... While serving was safe.'
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Jul 26, 2017 06:22
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JBP posted:I took this more as Tyrion staying in the game by taking his house off whoever is home and denying his sister of it. Tyrion might also incorrectly believe there is still gold to be mined there.
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PostNouveau posted:He never mentions it to anyone for uhhhh some reason I suppose Tracking it all down would be a lot of work. Better to pretend it doesn't exist. And now that one cache blew up the Sept, better to pretend he didn't know. I really hope a dragon sets King's Landing on fire then the whole thing explodes.
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