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Raskolnikov38: Mar 3, 2007; We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold

Schnorkles posted:

trump's brains are likely to turn into mush on television slowly over the next couple of years.

buddy they already have

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Zeroisanumber: Oct 23, 2010; Nap Ghost

Lastgirl posted:

not enough blood flow from his lungs to his heart, probably passes out at higher altitude and crashes the plane, ask McCain

Nothing survives the inferno except a proud American boner. :patriot:

# ? Jul 27, 2017 03:41

Lastgirl: Sep 7, 1997; Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

Schnorkles posted:

trump's brains are likely to turn into mush on television slowly over the next couple of years.

hehe "turn into"

:chaostrump:

# ? Jul 27, 2017 03:41

Lord of Pie: Mar 2, 2007

Joementum posted:

I still think that Trump should pardon Hillary

Finally something to turn his base against him

# ? Jul 27, 2017 03:42

Montasque: Jul 18, 2003; Living in a hateful world sending me straight to Heaven

DeepDickPizza posted:

https://twitter.com/barry/status/890395267417157638

drat millennials.

Where's reddit, tumblr, and 4chan? Surly those great places filled with great ideas are also filled with my generation - millennials.

# ? Jul 27, 2017 03:42

Brother Friendship: Jul 12, 2013

Baloogan posted:

imo if ur unable to maintain an erection you don't deserve an erection

all men get old and our flesh gets sooooooooooooooffffffffttttttttttttttt

# ? Jul 27, 2017 03:42

Schnorkles: Apr 30, 2015; It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

eh.. trump is still about 60% coherent.

It gets mushier from here

# ? Jul 27, 2017 03:42

Lord of Pie: Mar 2, 2007

Montasque posted:

Where's reddit, tumblr, and 4chan? Surly those great places filled with great ideas are also filled with my generation - millennials.

Top 25 that people will admit going to

# ? Jul 27, 2017 03:43

Schnorkles: Apr 30, 2015; It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

Montasque posted:

Where's reddit, tumblr, and 4chan? Surly those great places filled with great ideas are also filled with my generation - millennials.

hello fellow kid

# ? Jul 27, 2017 03:43

Venom Snake: Feb 19, 2014; by Nyc_Tattoo

Montasque posted:

Where's reddit, tumblr, and 4chan? Surly those great places filled with great ideas are also filled with my generation - millennials.

It's by percentage and I would not be surprised if somethingawful had a higher percentage than those places did tbh

# ? Jul 27, 2017 03:43

Big McHuge: Feb 5, 2014; You wait for the war to happen like vultures.
If you want to help, prevent the war.
Don't save the remnants.
Save them all.

If he pardoned Hillary she should take out a full page ad in the NYT flipping him off like Johnny Cash. Oh wait that would require her to actually have personality.

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Ben Nerevarine: Apr 14, 2006

I'm a Suckerberg for Zuckerberg!

# ? Jul 27, 2017 03:43

Oiled and Ready: Oct 11, 2004; He wished it could be as respectable and orthodox as spying. But somehow in his hands the traditional tools and attitudes were always employed toward mean ends: cloak for a laundry sack, dagger to peel potatoes, dossiers to fill up dead Sunday afternoons ...

Lastgirl posted:

its more like why? not why? hth

oh i never expect that 2nd reaction, havent gotten that reaction on CSPAM since the great Trumpenprole exodus

so no it did not help but im glad you hoped for the best

# ? Jul 27, 2017 03:43

Turdfuzz: Jul 23, 2008

yes im a reporter for the something awful news forum
now sir please answer the question
do u have stairs in ur house??

# ? Jul 27, 2017 03:43

DAD LOST MY IPOD: Feb 3, 2012; Can't post for 5 hours!

i hope they do arrest a ton of people next week and tomorrow is bigly just because it'll mean 4chan has the inside line on the White House

# ? Jul 27, 2017 03:43

Red Dad Redemption: Sep 29, 2007

Schnorkles posted:

trump's brains are likely to turn into mush on television slowly over the next couple of years.

already happened to his body

maybe he will melt entirely like the wicked witch of the west or sen robert kelly in the x men movie

# ? Jul 27, 2017 03:43

Montasque: Jul 18, 2003; Living in a hateful world sending me straight to Heaven

Joementum posted:

I still think that Trump should pardon Hillary

Trump's base would never forgive him.

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bump_fn: Apr 12, 2004; _{two of them}

whers my SA press pass

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Turdfuzz: Jul 23, 2008

senator have u seen this mans rear end in a top hat

# ? Jul 27, 2017 03:44

PostNouveau: Sep 3, 2011; VY till I die; Grimey Drawer

Montasque posted:

Where's reddit, tumblr, and 4chan? Surly those great places filled with great ideas are also filled with my generation - millennials.

It's % of the traffic at the site, not total number of millennials.

Also those sites are full of 14-year-olds mostly.

# ? Jul 27, 2017 03:44

Squizzle: Apr 24, 2008

Schnorkles posted:

trump's brains are likely to turn into mush on television slowly over the next couple of years.

his published schedules are gonna get increasingly comical

# ? Jul 27, 2017 03:44

crazy cloud: Nov 7, 2012; by Cyrano4747; Lipstick Apathy

Schnorkles posted:

time to storm lowtax's villa and institute rule of the worker

Please do not get cspam shut down by calling for a doom house putsch thank

# ? Jul 27, 2017 03:44

Marx Headroom: May 10, 2007; AT LAST! A show with nonono ~~commercials~~!; Fallen Rib

Schnorkles posted:

time to storm lowtax's villa and institute rule of the worker

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MysteriousStranger: Mar 3, 2016; My "vacation" is a euphemism for war tourism in Ukraine for some "bloody work" to escape my boring techie job and family.

Ask me about my warcrimes.

Raskolnikov38 posted:

so did that fake kids note go anywhere or did something even stupider happen after that

he announced that a guy who will head the FBI criminal division, dude worked for a Russian bank right before and his campaign before that

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Epic High Five: Jun 5, 2004

crazy cloud posted:

Please do not get cspam shut down by calling for a doom house putsch thank

ghosts are not governed by the laws of the living

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FAUXTON: Jun 2, 2005; spero che tu stia bene

DeepDickPizza posted:

https://twitter.com/barry/status/890395267417157638

drat millennials.

Gonna go out on a limb and say there's some bullshit in that chart

# ? Jul 27, 2017 03:45

passionate dongs: May 23, 2001; Snitchin' is Bitchin'

kaleedity posted:

on a scale from 0 to mayo how white are you

i tan really easily

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kaleedity: Feb 27, 2016

Montasque posted:

Trump's base would never forgive him.

lol

in before trump supporters' opinion on transgender folks craters to 5%

# ? Jul 27, 2017 03:45

Oiled and Ready: Oct 11, 2004; He wished it could be as respectable and orthodox as spying. But somehow in his hands the traditional tools and attitudes were always employed toward mean ends: cloak for a laundry sack, dagger to peel potatoes, dossiers to fill up dead Sunday afternoons ...

Big McHuge posted:

If he pardoned Hillary she should take out a full page ad in the NYT flipping him off like Johnny Cash. Oh wait that would require her to actually have personality.

Nah it'd just require her to realize that personality helps you win elections

she could've "leaked" this during the election, for example, but she didn't think it would help her

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0xdaxNFkBlg

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kaleedity: Feb 27, 2016

passionate dongs posted:

i tan really easily

you'd prob make one of the better camps

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Turdfuzz: Jul 23, 2008

doom house belongs to the ppl

# ? Jul 27, 2017 03:46

Schnorkles: Apr 30, 2015; It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

Squizzle posted:

his published schedules are gonna get increasingly comical

so the lds church is a total gerontocracy, and its always funny watching the leadership generation by generation turning into "old man yells at cloud: the religion"

trump is at like 40% mush.

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Squizzle: Apr 24, 2008

Turdfuzz posted:

senator have u seen this mans rear end in a top hat

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fits my needs: Jan 1, 2011; Grimey Drawer

https://twitter.com/vicleeabc7/status/890402689409892352

https://twitter.com/waff48/status/890402480403644416

# ? Jul 27, 2017 03:46

Oiled and Ready: Oct 11, 2004; He wished it could be as respectable and orthodox as spying. But somehow in his hands the traditional tools and attitudes were always employed toward mean ends: cloak for a laundry sack, dagger to peel potatoes, dossiers to fill up dead Sunday afternoons ...

kaleedity posted:

lol

in before trump supporters' opinion on transgender folks craters to 5%

Trump actually is willing to trash transgender people because of his one (openly) gay advisor, which i know is kind of a trope, but i'm 99% sure the Thiel poo poo is true

# ? Jul 27, 2017 03:47