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Squizzle: Apr 24, 2008

pushpins posted:

*opens your fridge to see it overflowing with avacados* heh, maybe if you learn a little responsibility you can get a house yourself

wtf dont refrigerate avocados

# ? Jul 27, 2017 04:05

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# ? Jun 5, 2024 00:11

Mayor Dave: Feb 20, 2009; Bernie the Snow Clown

Sir Tonk posted:

I just got off work, what the gently caress why are there like ten thousand posts

today has owned bigly

# ? Jul 27, 2017 04:05

Turdfuzz: Jul 23, 2008

there should be an app thats tailored specifically to dick pics
like its got cool graphics specifically for dicks
like lil hats n scarfs n stuff

# ? Jul 27, 2017 04:05

Sudden Loud Noise: Feb 18, 2007

fits my needs posted:

https://twitter.com/yashar/status/890357751741911040

Mighta been posted but ayyy it's a spicy gabagool

Brad was right.

# ? Jul 27, 2017 04:05

Baloogan: Dec 5, 2004; Fun Shoe

piss tape is no longer cool

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

# ? Jul 27, 2017 04:05

The Ol Spicy Keychain: Jan 17, 2013; I MEPHISTO MY OWN ASSHOLE

fits my needs posted:

https://twitter.com/yashar/status/890357751741911040

Mighta been posted but ayyy it's a spicy gabagool

lmfao

coastal elites were a mistake. they're nothing but trash

# ? Jul 27, 2017 04:05

Higgy: Jul 6, 2005; Grimey Drawer

Baloogan posted:

piss tape is no longer cool

hopefully its body temp

# ? Jul 27, 2017 04:06

Plinkey: Aug 4, 2004; by Fluffdaddy

Elder Postsman posted:

what if you just have a really good memory

Gen-X because you clearly have to be Gen-X jaded from having that good of a memory.

# ? Jul 27, 2017 04:07

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud: Apr 7, 2003

Scent of Worf posted:

lmfao

coastal elites were a mistake. they're nothing but trash

counterpoint

Elder Postsman posted:

https://twitter.com/shaunking/status/890187818819084288

*extremely white voice* actually both sides are bad because the girls called her fat.

# ? Jul 27, 2017 04:07

Higgy: Jul 6, 2005; Grimey Drawer

i mean i don't get outta bed for cold piss. come on

# ? Jul 27, 2017 04:07

NofrikinfuN: Apr 23, 2009

fits my needs posted:

https://twitter.com/yashar/status/890357751741911040

Mighta been posted but ayyy it's a spicy gabagool

We seem to be accruing a lot of evidence that having money dehumanizes people.

# ? Jul 27, 2017 04:07

FormerPoster: Aug 5, 2004; Hair Elf

Squizzle posted:

wtf dont refrigerate avocados

Where else am I supposed to put them? Every other square foot of my house is already filled with avocados!

# ? Jul 27, 2017 04:07

Admiral Ray: May 17, 2014; Proud Musk and Dogecoin fanboy

Chokes McGee posted:

hi it's me, I'm literally the oldest millenial

lol ur old

# ? Jul 27, 2017 04:07

passionate dongs: May 23, 2001; Snitchin' is Bitchin'

all demographics are piss and damned

# ? Jul 27, 2017 04:07

DR FRASIER KRANG: Feb 4, 2005; "Are you forgetting that just this afternoon I was punched in the face by a turtle now dead?

PostNouveau posted:

I had exactly that. They laid off like 80% of the union

yeah I'm in constant fear of losing my job too. but it's good for now!

# ? Jul 27, 2017 04:08

Admiral Ray: May 17, 2014; Proud Musk and Dogecoin fanboy

Sir Tonk posted:

I just got off work, what the gently caress why are there like ten thousand posts

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h4UqMyldS7Q

# ? Jul 27, 2017 04:08

Marx Headroom: May 10, 2007; AT LAST! A show with nonono ~~commercials~~!; Fallen Rib

Scent of Worf posted:

lmfao

coastal elites were a mistake. they're nothing but trash

Nonsense this is eliminating the wasteful inefficiency of burdensome """ethics""" regulations that ultimately restrain the free market from developing life extension drugs

# ? Jul 27, 2017 04:08

Elder Postsman: Aug 30, 2000; i used hot bot to search for "teens"

NofrikinfuN posted:

We seem to be accruing a lot of evidence that having money dehumanizes people.

having lots of money should be treated with the same disdain that having rooms full of sears catalogs is.

# ? Jul 27, 2017 04:08

The Ol Spicy Keychain: Jan 17, 2013; I MEPHISTO MY OWN ASSHOLE

Citizen Tayne posted:

counterpoint

both are bad and bougie

# ? Jul 27, 2017 04:08

Plinkey: Aug 4, 2004; by Fluffdaddy

Citizen Tayne posted:

nah, millennials were born 1980-1995 or 1996. people just arbitrarily change the dates now because it's come to mean "dumb person who is younger than I am."

I remember TV news specials in the late nineties talking about us "millennials" and how bright our future was. fuckin lol

That's kinda where I put it, except maybe 82 but meh, close enough.

I fall squarely in that block. My little sister were born in 95 and 97 I think and I don't consider them millennials, they are whatever the next is, 'gen-txt' maybe? If you don't remember the 2000 election and 9/11 you ain't a millennial.

Older millennials aren't doing too bad overall I think, it's the ones born in the early to mid 90s that got hosed.

# ? Jul 27, 2017 04:10

Bert Roberge: Nov 28, 2003

Turdfuzz posted:

senator have u seen this mans rear end in a top hat

# ? Jul 27, 2017 04:11

mormonpartyboat: Jan 14, 2015; by Reene

#swamp @Reince45

# ? Jul 27, 2017 04:11

Admiral Ray: May 17, 2014; Proud Musk and Dogecoin fanboy

Plinkey posted:

That's kinda where I put it, except maybe 82 but meh, close enough.

I fall squarely in that block. My little sister were born in 95 and 97 I think and I don't consider them millennials, they are whatever the next is, 'gen-txt' maybe? If you don't remember the 2000 election and 9/11 you ain't a millennial.

Older millennials aren't doing too bad overall I think, it's the ones born in the early to mid 90s that got hosed.

generation goatse

# ? Jul 27, 2017 04:11

Happy Noodle Boy: Jul 3, 2002

older millennials like myself are still mostly trash

# ? Jul 27, 2017 04:11

Turdfuzz: Jul 23, 2008

Bert Roberge posted:

well now

# ? Jul 27, 2017 04:12

DR FRASIER KRANG: Feb 4, 2005; "Are you forgetting that just this afternoon I was punched in the face by a turtle now dead?

Plinkey posted:

Older millennials aren't doing too bad overall I think, it's the ones born in the early to mid 90s that got hosed.

yeah I got dumped on by the 2009 crash but at least I got four years of working experience out of college before that happened. kids graduating college in 2009 had absolutely no chance.

# ? Jul 27, 2017 04:12

Admiral Ray: May 17, 2014; Proud Musk and Dogecoin fanboy

the only difference between the trash of this generation and last is how long it takes to degrade

# ? Jul 27, 2017 04:12

jigokuman: Aug 28, 2002; Donald John Trump (born June 14, 1946) is the 45th and current President of the United States. Before entering politics, he was a businessman and television personality.

Zeroisanumber posted:

Nothing survives the inferno except a proud American boner.

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# ? Jul 27, 2017 04:13

Plinkey: Aug 4, 2004; by Fluffdaddy

HEY NONG MAN posted:

yeah I got dumped on by the 2009 crash but at least I got four years of working experience out of college before that happened. kids graduating college in 2009 had absolutely no chance.

Same, I had like 2 years pre-crash to basically prove myself and not get fired when everything went to poo poo.

# ? Jul 27, 2017 04:14

FAUXTON: Jun 2, 2005; spero che tu stia bene

jigokuman posted:

# ? Jul 27, 2017 04:14

Nichael: Mar 30, 2011

I missed most of today's festivities. I can only assume the White House never clarified today's tweets, right?

# ? Jul 27, 2017 04:14

Plinkey: Aug 4, 2004; by Fluffdaddy

Nichael posted:

I missed most of today's festivities. I can only assume the White House never clarified today's tweets, right?

nope

# ? Jul 27, 2017 04:15

FormerPoster: Aug 5, 2004; Hair Elf

HEY NONG MAN posted:

yeah I got dumped on by the 2009 crash but at least I got four years of working experience out of college before that happened. kids graduating college in 2009 had absolutely no chance.

Graduating a year early got me out in the spring of 2008 and I will forever be grateful for that. It still took me six years to find anything remotely like a career, granted, but it would've been a whole lot worse if I'd started out a year later.

# ? Jul 27, 2017 04:15

Nichael: Mar 30, 2011

Plinkey posted:

nope

ah yes, i see nothing continues to matter. very good, very good

# ? Jul 27, 2017 04:15

Admiral Ray: May 17, 2014; Proud Musk and Dogecoin fanboy

Nichael posted:

I missed most of today's festivities. I can only assume the White House never clarified today's tweets, right?

they seem pretty clear, tho. what is there to clea rup?

# ? Jul 27, 2017 04:16

FormerPoster: Aug 5, 2004; Hair Elf

Nichael posted:

I missed most of today's festivities. I can only assume the White House never clarified today's tweets, right?

Yeah, without Spicer to tell us the tweets speak for themselves, we really don't know wtf Trump's talking about.

# ? Jul 27, 2017 04:16

Evil_Greven: Feb 20, 2007; Whadda I got to,
whadda I got to do
to wake ya up?

To shake ya up,
to break the structure up!?

fits my needs posted:

Newt Gingrich is on NPR making GBS threads all over the reporter by dodging questions and just being an rear end in a top hat like usual, lol.

He keeps calling the DOJ lawyers under the Deputy AG "killers" that are Hillarymen and shilling some guys book? And that Trump shouldn't fire Sessions lol.

I heard this this morning, he sounded loving deranged.

# ? Jul 27, 2017 04:16

Chris James 2: Aug 9, 2012

Baloogan posted:

piss tape is no longer cool

pISs tApE iS nO loNGeR cOOl

# ? Jul 27, 2017 04:17

fits my needs: Jan 1, 2011; Grimey Drawer

Evil_Greven posted:

I heard this this morning, he sounded loving deranged.

Deranged? That's what Fox News is like most of the time hahahahaha.

Hahahahahahahahaha

# ? Jul 27, 2017 04:18

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Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud: Apr 7, 2003

Plinkey posted:

That's kinda where I put it, except maybe 82 but meh, close enough.

I fall squarely in that block. My little sister were born in 95 and 97 I think and I don't consider them millennials, they are whatever the next is, 'gen-txt' maybe? If you don't remember the 2000 election and 9/11 you ain't a millennial.

Older millennials aren't doing too bad overall I think, it's the ones born in the early to mid 90s that got hosed.

Older millennials are doing better because they're older now. I was loving destitute for all of my 20s and most of my early 30s.

Fact of the matter is that the Boomers were wielding political and economic power by the time they were the same age half the millennials are now.

Newspapers bitching about "millennials aren't buying poo poo" are the same as grandpa ranting about the "nintendo tapes."

# ? Jul 27, 2017 04:18

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