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blarzgh posted:So he walked an uncovered, 8 month old baby, through the "very cold" weather, all the way to his wife's office? Like, he couldn't find a more ready solution like the jacket he was wearing, or any single article of clothing at a shop nearby that he could purchase, or some loving paper towels or the dead body of a homeless person?
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A montage of the man going to various stores, asking various passerby if they can help* All of them turn aside, some look at him with disgust* Shopkeepers refuse his money. They can deny service to anyone* Ice clinging to his body the man stumbles to the front door of a local pub, he bangs desperately on the glass door hoping to get the attention of the bartender who stands polishing a glass* The bartender looks out through the glass into the blizzard, the wind knocks over a nearby water tower. The bartender shakes his head and points to a nearby sign: No Minors allowed. The wife remains unmoved by his tale, amidst it all it is her heart that is the coldest thing. In her climate controlled office she does know what he has known. Divorce proceedings begin.
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Jul 27, 2017 18:08
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Yawgmoth posted:It's "very cold" is Australia so it's probably a frosty 85 degrees. I've been there in the winter. It actually surprisingly cold down there
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Jul 27, 2017 18:09
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Assuming that's a recent post, it's midwinter and can get down to like 40f. So yeah leaving a baby in a stroller in just a onesie feels preeeetty neglect-y.
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Jul 27, 2017 18:11
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fruit on the bottom posted:A montage of the man going to various stores, asking various passerby if they can help* This is loving amazing, I wish the OP could read it. Also can I point out that the child is  8 MONTHS OLD and there have been MULTIPLE SCREWUPS
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Jul 27, 2017 18:12
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That guy is loving clueless. Hopefully next time he'll have the wherewithall to grab a copy of the LA SexPress for a blanket or whatever the Australian equivalent is for their major city's free newspapers.
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Jul 27, 2017 18:21
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I live where it has gotten to - 30,-40 f in the winter so I would like to know what cold is, honestly
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Jul 27, 2017 18:25
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Ok I think non romantic is my new go to subsection of relationships How do I [F18] tell my parents I'm marrying my boyfriend [M19]? I'm going to bold the part the OP bolded in their post: quote:Some backstory, we've been together for 4 years. We've had our ups and downs and have come out stronger through them all. We are planning to move across the country later this year and decided that marrying before we go just feels right.
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Jul 27, 2017 18:26
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Ham Sandwiches posted:
Thank you, because that didn't quite click in my head. How bad is this guy? Is he secretly Buttons from Animaniacs, valiantly saving the kid, but making the one screw up he was told not to each episode?
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Jul 27, 2017 18:27
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Nessa posted:It's a polar bear, yes! His name is Poly (pronounced Poley). I wasn't a very inventive 6 year old. Is the bear still in one piece or does it have patch jobs? 25 years is a long time for fluff. Ham Sandwiches posted:Ok I think non romantic is my new go to subsection of relationships At least they're the same age this time
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Jul 27, 2017 18:28
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Yeah, like I knew he'd hosed up multiple times but I hadn't made the connection about how often given the ridiculously small timeframe
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Jul 27, 2017 18:29
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Avenging_Mikon posted:Thank you, because that didn't quite click in my head. How bad is this guy? Is he secretly Buttons from Animaniacs, valiantly saving the kid, but making the one screw up he was told not to each episode? Yeah to me it just looks like this guy is a bit of a walking menace, I figure the wife was involved heavily for the first few months so this guy can't have been in charge of taking care of the child very long. Which means that in the short time the child has been in his care there have been repeated serious screwups and no period where he's super careful afterward. So it's hard to imagine that this dude is just unlucky, and more that he's really inattentive and careless. Which has become obvious to his wife. Even the way he phrases things is hosed up and super passive, as if other people tell him what to do and he does it.
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Jul 27, 2017 18:31
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So like, do you have jobs or how are you just deciding to move or is that what youre calling going to college? I mean if your both independently wealthy and never need to work again and a school degree doesnt sound fun go for it.
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Jul 27, 2017 18:32
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Oh my god, y'all. Stupid Question: My girlfriend (22F) makes a lot of sexual references via text. How can I (22M) nicely tell her that they aren't sexy to me? quote:So my GF and I have been together 4 years and are about to move in together. I'm already in the place that she will soon be moving to. Since we met in college, we usually spend summer breaks apart with no visits, so 3-4 months LDR. To be fair, he did say "Stupid question" in the title,  Lordy, the comments quote:I mean, half the time I'm at work or something, or doing home repair, not exactly a flirty mood. I know she's trying to be nice, I never really know how to respond. If I respond in a silly way she gets upset. She's trying to be sexy. quote:I don't know. It just feels weird to me. I don't really think sexually about her when she's not there, so it may just be a difference between us. WampaLord fucked around with this message at 18:36 on Jul 27, 2017 |
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Jul 27, 2017 18:33
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" alluding to showering together. It's just sort of weird to read out of the blue and I never know how to respond to it. She's been doing it quite often lately too. The most common one is "Hey...I really miss you. In every way...
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WampaLord posted:Oh my god, y'all. How do you not respond with a pic of ur hog idiot? It's gonna be on him when she finds someone local to pick up what she's setting down.
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Jul 27, 2017 18:35
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WampaLord posted:Oh my god, y'all. I loving hate this guy!!! My gf is still attracted to me and wants to flirt with me, how do I tell her to gently caress off and let me get back to work?? [edit]How is he this loving bored of poo poo at 22
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Jul 27, 2017 18:37
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WampaLord posted:Unironically agreed, at least when it comes to her sister. I've cut people out of my life for less than that. Wow you sound like a real treat.
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Jul 27, 2017 18:38
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Meme Emulator posted:Wow you sound like a real treat. "I'm glad your husband died" is some ice cold poo poo. I couldn't go back to just hanging out with that person knowing that part of them will always feel that way. Maybe if she apologized, but she seems pretty set on doubling down with "gently caress you sister."
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Jul 27, 2017 18:41
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Not everyone is horny 24/7 and into sexting, you guys.
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Jul 27, 2017 18:42
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WampaLord posted:Stupid Question: My girlfriend (22F) makes a lot of sexual references via text. How can I (22M) nicely tell her that they aren't sexy to me? If she tells you she needos the greedo you need to get up in her special edition and shoot second.
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Jul 27, 2017 18:43
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zakharov posted:Not everyone is horny 24/7 and into sexting, you guys. She doesn't even want sexting, she just wants to flirt. He already laid down the law re: sexting quote:Yeah, she wanted to sext a few years ago and I told her it wasn't something I was comfortable with. It hasn't really come up since. 
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Jul 27, 2017 18:45
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Am I reading it right that they don't shower together? He's bored of that too? And she's dropping hints trying to keep things from getting boring 4 years in and not even married?
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Jul 27, 2017 18:47
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Why does she want to flirt they're already in a relationship 
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Jul 27, 2017 18:48
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fruit on the bottom posted:Why does she want to flirt they're already in a relationship Never. Stop. Flirting! 
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Ham Sandwiches posted:Am I reading it right that they don't shower together? He's bored of that too? And she's dropping hints trying to keep things from getting boring 4 years in and not even married? He doesn't say that, just that he really doesn't know how to flirt over the phone and it makes him uncomfortable.
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Jul 27, 2017 18:51
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I think the red flag is that he's 22. 45 with two kids and a stressful job, sure. But poo poo he's still in his sexual prime.
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Jul 27, 2017 18:51
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WampaLord posted:"I'm glad your husband died" is some ice cold poo poo. I couldn't go back to just hanging out with that person knowing that part of them will always feel that way. Maybe if she apologized, but she seems pretty set on doubling down with "gently caress you sister." Have you never met anyone who said something they didnt mean in the heat of the moment? Especially when that person is a 17 year old, well known and well documented Retards? I could understand what youre saying if this person was 25
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Jul 27, 2017 18:53
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Meme Emulator posted:Have you never met anyone who said something they didnt mean in the heat of the moment? Especially when that person is a 17 year old, well known and well documented Retards? Honestly, no. No one has ever said anything that cruel to me, and if they did, I'd cut them out of my life. More people should be cool with cutting total loving assholes out of their lives, it would lead to less stress.
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Jul 27, 2017 18:55
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Yeah, the 17 year old probably didn't mean it and will apologize but I don't blame the sister for choosing to rat her sister out after she said that. Don't mouth off to authority figures when they cut you slack. You can't put a price on that life lesson.
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WampaLord posted:Honestly, no. No one has ever said anything that cruel to me, and if they did, I'd cut them out of my life. More people should be cool with cutting total loving assholes out of their lives, it would lead to less stress. A 17 year old is a child with an undeveloped brain and cutting them out of your life that early is closer to cutting an 8 year old out of your life who says they hate you than cutting out a toxic adult. Also, I don't really like trying to be sexy over text, either. It's just a pale and awkward imitation of intimacy and I sure as hell am not sending pictures of my junk to anyone.
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Jul 27, 2017 19:11
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It's awkward if you're bad at it
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Jul 27, 2017 19:13
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Nissin Cup Nudist posted:Is the bear still in one piece or does it have patch jobs? 25 years is a long time for fluff. Yup. He's got a couple thinning spots, but it otherwise in great shape!
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Jul 27, 2017 19:14
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fruit on the bottom posted:Yeah, the 17 year old probably didn't mean it and will apologize but I don't blame the sister for choosing to rat her sister out after she said that. the teenager and her boyfriend narrowly manage to rise above standard teen shittiness levels, the mom's a real piece of work though. The Tribunal Has Spoken.
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new phone who dis posted:Also, I don't really like trying to be sexy over text, either. It's just a pale and awkward imitation of intimacy and I sure as hell am not sending pictures of my junk to anyone. BEEP BOOP, WHY HOO-MON FEMALE WANT TO TALK ABOUT SEX, BEEP BOOP
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Ham Sandwiches posted:Am I reading it right that they don't shower together? He's bored of that too? And she's dropping hints trying to keep things from getting boring 4 years in and not even married? He says it started suddenly so I'm feeling like she wants their relationship to be a little bit more flirty. Regardless, that is some tame flirting and dude should at least be intrigued if he's into her. The bit where he gets flustered cause missing his D ruins the "sweet" idea of missing him is real ridiculous.
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Jul 27, 2017 19:15
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The Ferret King posted:It's awkward if you're bad at it I just don't really enjoy it. I'll do it if the other person is into it, but it's not really my thing. It reminds me of nerds talking dirty to each other in chat rooms.
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Jul 27, 2017 19:16
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Meme Emulator posted:Have you never met anyone who said something they didnt mean in the heat of the moment? Especially when that person is a 17 year old, well known and well documented Retards? Yeah, but they usually realize how goddamn stupid it was within a relatively short amount of time and at least try to apologize. Some things don't really get forgiven because they cut too deep and it's already been said. She may not have meant that she's actually happy about the husbands death, but she sure as poo poo meant to hurt her sister and that message got across just fine.
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WampaLord posted:BEEP BOOP, WHY HOO-MON FEMALE WANT TO TALK ABOUT SEX, BEEP BOOP I like talking, just not texting. A lot of what makes something sexy is lost when it's condensed to text form.
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WampaLord posted:BEEP BOOP, WHY HOO-MON FEMALE WANT TO TALK ABOUT SEX, BEEP BOOP Maybe it's my Old showing but flirting (even with MY WIFE) via text has always been incredibly awkward. The guy could stand to loosen up but I see where he's coming from.
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Hearing someone's voice for 2 minutes is better than 20 minutes of texting naughty poo poo back and forth.
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