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here's when i poo poo all over CSGO major finalist boltz in esea one time https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i4PEK3vlBj8 we lost that game
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Michael Scott posted:Bad for you is GN2. I wonder where Jamuraan is. I'm happy to be your mentor, add me, I'm Stanley M. Weed. Jam you should actually do this, Weed's one of the best players in the community
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Jul 26, 2017 22:38
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Michael Scott posted:Bad for you is GN2. I wonder where Jamuraan is. I'm happy to be your mentor, add me, I'm Stanley M. Weed. I would take him up on his offer. Document the entire experience and report back to us. As Unbound said, Michael Scott is a well respected and skilled player within the community.
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Jul 26, 2017 22:52
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Michael Scott posted:Bad for you is GN2. I wonder where Jamuraan is. I'm happy to be your mentor, add me, I'm Stanley M. Weed. He's a good guy who can click the heads. Curious to see how much you improve. Be sure to let us know I might do this myself.
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Jul 26, 2017 23:06
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What the gently caress are you guys doing to this poor poster. I can't even joke that he should be added. Save your sanity and don't do this.
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Jul 26, 2017 23:43
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Jul 26, 2017 23:57
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Every day I think about how much of a moron I was. I'm solid GN2 now, the last few games I played in Inferno I actually played solo B and did well. The guys from goonman pounded it into my thick skull and I started following their advice after way too long. I paid the price since I can't play goonmans anymore, but you should try it, it's a lot of fun.
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If MF James hadn't just referenced it this would be an ideal time for a riddick VHS joke edit. 
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surc posted:If MF James hadn't just referenced it this would be an ideal time for a riddick VHS joke edit. gently caress IT EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A VHS INTO THE SLOT. IT’S CHRONICLES OF RIDDICK AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I START DOING THE MOVES ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, RIDDICK. I DO EVERY MOVE AND I DO EVERY MOVE HARD. MAKIN WHOOSHING SOUNDS WHEN I SLAM DOWN SOME NECRO BASTARDS OR EVEN WHEN I MESS UP TECHNIQUE. NOT MANY CAN SAY THEY ESCAPED THE GALAXYS MOST DANGEROUS PRISON. I CAN. I SAY IT AND I SAY IT OUTLOUD EVERYDAY TO PEOPLE IN MY COLLEGE CLASS AND ALL THEY DO IS PROVE PEOPLE IN COLLEGE CLASS CAN STILL BE IMMATURE JEKRS. AND IVE LEARNED ALL THE LINES AND IVE LEARNED HOW TO MAKE MYSELF AND MY APARTMENT LESS LONELY BY SHOUTING EM ALL. 2 HOURS INCLUDING WIND DOWN EVERY MORNIng EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A VHS INTO THE SLOT. IT’S CHRONICLES OF RIDDICK AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I START DOING THE MOVES ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, RIDDICK. I DO EVERY MOVE AND I DO EVERY MOVE HARD. MAKIN WHOOSHING SOUNDS WHEN I SLAM DOWN SOME NECRO BASTARDS OR EVEN WHEN I MESS UP TECHNIQUE. NOT MANY CAN SAY THEY ESCAPED THE GALAXYS MOST DANGEROUS PRISON. I CAN. I SAY IT AND I SAY IT OUTLOUD EVERYDAY TO PEOPLE IN MY COLLEGE CLASS AND ALL THEY DO IS PROVE PEOPLE IN COLLEGE CLASS CAN STILL BE IMMATURE JEKRS. AND IVE LEARNED ALL THE LINES AND IVE LEARNED HOW TO MAKE MYSELF AND MY APARTMENT LESS LONELY BY SHOUTING EM ALL. 2 HOURS INCLUDING WIND DOWN EVERY MORNIng EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A VHS INTO THE SLOT. IT’S CHRONICLES OF RIDDICK AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I START DOING THE MOVES ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, RIDDICK. I DO EVERY MOVE AND I DO EVERY MOVE HARD. MAKIN WHOOSHING SOUNDS WHEN I SLAM DOWN SOME NECRO BASTARDS OR EVEN WHEN I MESS UP TECHNIQUE. NOT MANY CAN SAY THEY ESCAPED THE GALAXYS MOST DANGEROUS PRISON. I CAN. I SAY IT AND I SAY IT OUTLOUD EVERYDAY TO PEOPLE IN MY COLLEGE CLASS AND ALL THEY DO IS PROVE PEOPLE IN COLLEGE CLASS CAN STILL BE IMMATURE JEKRS. AND IVE LEARNED ALL THE LINES AND IVE LEARNED HOW TO MAKE MYSELF AND MY APARTMENT LESS LONELY BY SHOUTING EM ALL. 2 HOURS INCLUDING WIND DOWN EVERY MORNIng EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A VHS INTO THE SLOT. IT’S CHRONICLES OF RIDDICK AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I START DOING THE MOVES ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, RIDDICK. I DO EVERY MOVE AND I DO EVERY MOVE HARD. MAKIN WHOOSHING SOUNDS WHEN I SLAM DOWN SOME NECRO BASTARDS OR EVEN WHEN I MESS UP TECHNIQUE. NOT MANY CAN SAY THEY ESCAPED THE GALAXYS MOST DANGEROUS PRISON. I CAN. I SAY IT AND I SAY IT OUTLOUD EVERYDAY TO PEOPLE IN MY COLLEGE CLASS AND ALL THEY DO IS PROVE PEOPLE IN COLLEGE CLASS CAN STILL BE IMMATURE JEKRS. AND IVE LEARNED ALL THE LINES AND IVE LEARNED HOW TO MAKE MYSELF AND MY APARTMENT LESS LONELY BY SHOUTING EM ALL. 2 HOURS INCLUDING WIND DOWN EVERY MORNIng EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A VHS INTO THE SLOT. IT’S CHRONICLES OF RIDDICK AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I START DOING THE MOVES ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, RIDDICK. I DO EVERY MOVE AND I DO EVERY MOVE HARD. MAKIN WHOOSHING SOUNDS WHEN I SLAM DOWN SOME NECRO BASTARDS OR EVEN WHEN I MESS UP TECHNIQUE. NOT MANY CAN SAY THEY ESCAPED THE GALAXYS MOST DANGEROUS PRISON. I CAN. I SAY IT AND I SAY IT OUTLOUD EVERYDAY TO PEOPLE IN MY COLLEGE CLASS AND ALL THEY DO IS PROVE PEOPLE IN COLLEGE CLASS CAN STILL BE IMMATURE JEKRS. AND IVE LEARNED ALL THE LINES AND IVE LEARNED HOW TO MAKE MYSELF AND MY APARTMENT LESS LONELY BY SHOUTING EM ALL. 2 HOURS INCLUDING WIND DOWN EVERY MORNIng It's too much work to edit that into something different because I'm loving lazy and about to open palm slam my rear end home from work.
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Seen it a dozen times and I will always watch it from beginning to end every time its posted.
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No I meant more like: EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM SPACEBAR TO PLAY A YOUTUBE VID. IT’S THE VIBES HOLOCAUST VID WITH ME AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I START THINKING ABOUT THE MOVES ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, ME. because he made the every day comment, and any time an every day or every morning thing comes up it's a good time for a riddick edit, imo. surc fucked around with this message at 01:13 on Jul 27, 2017 |
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I EVEN MAKE THE SAME WEIRD PATHETIC COMMENTS ABOUT REGRET ALONG WITH MY FAVORITE CHARACTER. I gently caress UP EVERY ROUND AND I gently caress UP EVERY ROUND HARD. I EVEN PLANT IN THE SMOKE AS THE SMOKE IS EXPIRING WITHOUT CLEARING THE SITE.NOT MANY CAN SAY THEY WERE BAD ENOUGH TO GET BANNED FROM SUBIO BUT I CAN.
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Jul 27, 2017 01:30
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I'm the "circling the fountain to go back up banana to die"
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Jul 27, 2017 02:03
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What's a good way to stop yourself crouching when you start spraying? Not bursting or single firing.
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Soulex posted:What's a good way to stop yourself crouching when you start spraying? Not bursting or single firing. Bind crouch to a different key for a while so you don't automatically do it from muscle memory.
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Where's the "I don't like black girls" video.
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Jul 27, 2017 03:31
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Backstory: Racism was one of the default ban reasons, so I kept getting banned for racism despite saying nothing about race. So finally I decided to.
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I don't think that much thought went into it. I think you just don't like black girls.
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Jul 27, 2017 04:44
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Michael Scott posted:Backstory: Racism was one of the default ban reasons, so I kept getting banned for racism despite saying nothing about race. So finally I decided to. fake news
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Michael Scott posted:Backstory: Racism was one of the default ban reasons, so I kept getting banned for racism despite saying nothing about race. So finally I decided to. hjoly poo poo rofl
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Jul 27, 2017 04:59
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Thread title btw. Maybe some forum title poo poo right there.
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You're missing out. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AZCTXMJYzo0
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https://www.twitch.tv/videos/162287117?t=13m44s Just won a $150 knife so I've already in the black from this game
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Garfu posted:This was me 2 years ago and now I'm good again after ranking into GN2 so there's hope. It definitely felt weird at first but it will come back. I'm currently in MG2 but I'm former LEM/Supreme even just a year ago.
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Calling him racist made him racist. So if you call him a cool and chill boy will he become one too?
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Jamuraan posted:I'm currently in MG2 but I'm former LEM/Supreme even just a year ago. Ur like me, a washup
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Jul 27, 2017 14:18
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What was everyone's rank before they shifted the curve? Also what is your sensitivity and resolution?
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Jul 27, 2017 15:00
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Diqnol posted:Ur like me, a washup Yeah, feels bad. I wish e-sports was big in 2004 when I was cal-i. Best we had was CPL and local lans.
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Photex posted:What was everyone's rank before they shifted the curve? Also what is your sensitivity and resolution? Sensitivity numbers won't help you much because there are multiple variables associated with your mouse speed. You have your OS mouse speed, any drivers you have may affect your DPI or sens depending on the manufacturer, plus mouse accel, and I'm sure there are others that I'm forgetting. IMO it's best to download an aim map and practice your flicks, or go into a DM server until you feel comfortable with the speed. You want it to be slow enough you have pinpoint accuracy, but fast enough you can do a full 180 degree turn (or really I like to be able to turn about 270 in case I'm wrong). Anything higher than that and you're hurting yourself. I just switched from 1920x1080 to 1024x768 and while it takes some getting used to, I actually feel like I'm getting better hit reg. I understand this might be placebo effect, but I'm happy I'm back to getting 20+ kills every game. For a stretch I was getting single digit kills and it always felt like my aim was on but I couldn't get anything to connect. Like ghost bullets phasing through people.
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Jamuraan posted:Yeah, feels bad. I wish e-sports was big in 2004 when I was cal-i. Best we had was CPL and local lans. CPL was pretty prestigious though, I remember all the envy of being Cal-I when I was M and the grind to get there. There's more money in it now but idk, it doesn't feel as worth it. Just pony up for ESEA or grind mm until you get back to LEM+ so your teammates aren't actually retarded, probably enough to scratch the itch. Or you could GMan if you hate yourself
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Gman is good. Guardian and Seized out of NaVi. Guardian to Faze. Ange1 in talks with NaVi. Must be Allu getting dropped from Faze.
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Jul 27, 2017 20:47
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I played dust_2 for the first time in goonmans and was told I was probably the only player in all of CS never to have played it. I promptly got like 3 kills the whole game.
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Weird question but would appreciate your insights: If you wanted to demo a couple of CSGO skills or tips or tricks to a non-gamer, what you show them?
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ilmucche posted:I played dust_2 for the first time in goonmans and was told I was probably the only player in all of CS never to have played it. I promptly got like 3 kills the whole game. This is like if you were a smash bros player and had never played on Final Destination
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ilmucche posted:I played dust_2 for the first time in goonmans and was told I was probably the only player in all of CS never to have played it. I promptly got like 3 kills the whole game. It's THE CS map honestly.
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Terrific Accident posted:This is like if you were a smash bros player and had never played on Final Destination I played smash bros and never played a map called final destination, though I only played the one on 64 because every other one was like some awful anime for kids with really bad ADHD. *edit* oh is that the name of the stage with the hand last boss guy?
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mcvey posted:Gman is good. If this is what's happening, my crystal ball is currently for rent at low, low prices.
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