|
RatHat posted:What does a doctor even do about this? They throw their hands up and say "well, the time and effort it will take to save this moron could cost the lives of more valuable people." and walk away. aaaaaaaah just kidding. 
|
#
?
Jul 28, 2017 02:38
|
|
|
|
| # ? May 17, 2024 19:49 |
|
|
Powershift posted:They throw their hands up and say "well, the time and effort it will take to save this moron could cost the lives of more valuable people." and walk away. That's a pretty amazing fix. 
|
|
#
?
Jul 28, 2017 02:41
|
|
|
Powershift posted:They throw their hands up and say "well, the time and effort it will take to save this moron could cost the lives of more valuable people." and walk away. The next Terminator looking good.
|
|
#
?
Jul 28, 2017 03:01
|
|
|
Jesus that upper row of teeth mashed up into the former nasal cavity.
|
|
#
?
Jul 28, 2017 03:09
|
|
|
The tricky bit is getting all the skin back on
|
|
#
?
Jul 28, 2017 03:14
|
|
|
saw a skull like that when i was watching an attempted murder trial, only the effect had been achieved with a baseball bat.
|
|
#
?
Jul 28, 2017 03:17
|
|
|
RatHat posted:What does a doctor even do about this? *queue video of dock faceplant video where doctor just sort of waggles two halves of head together in bewilderment*
|
|
#
?
Jul 28, 2017 03:22
|
|
|
Powershift posted:They throw their hands up and say "well, the time and effort it will take to save this moron could cost the lives of more valuable people." and walk away. At this point you are legally allowed to call yourself a cyborg.
|
|
#
?
Jul 28, 2017 03:43
|
|
|
Powershift posted:They throw their hands up and say "well, the time and effort it will take to save this moron could cost the lives of more valuable people." and walk away. Man that must itch when it's humid outside... or hot... or cold. At least you can quote T2 while going through TSA.
|
|
#
?
Jul 28, 2017 03:55
|
|
|
|
|
#
?
Jul 28, 2017 04:07
|
|
|
The operator has been encouraged to take more risks because he has TWO tethers.
|
|
#
?
Jul 28, 2017 04:11
|
|
|
Say Nothing posted:Wear a seatbelt. Why is it so... stringy?
|
|
#
?
Jul 28, 2017 04:15
|
|
|
HardDiskD posted:Why is it so... stringy? Those are the worms. You have them too.
|
|
#
?
Jul 28, 2017 04:19
|
|
|
|
|
#
?
Jul 28, 2017 04:23
|
|
|
Powershift posted:They throw their hands up and say "well, the time and effort it will take to save this moron could cost the lives of more valuable people." and walk away. Wow...that's amazing. She was rebuilt. We do have the technology.
|
|
#
?
Jul 28, 2017 04:35
|
|
|
Facebook Aunt posted:Those are the worms. You have them too. My morgellons!
|
|
#
?
Jul 28, 2017 04:41
|
|
|
thatbastardken posted:saw a skull like that when i was watching an attempted murder trial, only the effect had been achieved with a baseball bat. Was it on xvideos or redtube?
|
|
#
?
Jul 28, 2017 04:44
|
|
|
no it was in the supreme court of queensland. the dude got 15 years. http://www.theherald.com.au/story/2272969/bashed-and-left-for-dead-domestic-violence-victim-speaks-out/?cs=2452
|
|
#
?
Jul 28, 2017 05:55
|
|
|
HardDiskD posted:Why is it so... stringy? Looks like emergency stitching to hold her face skin together so it doesn't die.
|
|
#
?
Jul 28, 2017 07:29
|
|
|
RatHat posted:What does a doctor even do about this? First they remove the spaghetti. HardDiskD posted:Why is it so... stringy? Don't spagett and drive.
|
|
#
?
Jul 28, 2017 08:41
|
|
|
RatHat posted:What does a doctor even do about this? Feed them lots of Baby Ruths on a daily basis? Powershift posted:They throw their hands up and say "well, the time and effort it will take to save this moron could cost the lives of more valuable people." and walk away. 
|
|
#
?
Jul 28, 2017 09:20
|
|
|
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VuMSSHK4oNw "Hey Ryan." "Hey Billy.
|
|
#
?
Jul 28, 2017 09:21
|
|
|
Say Nothing posted:Wear a seatbelt. What the hell are those strings? Do I have them in my head too??
|
|
#
?
Jul 28, 2017 09:32
|
|
|
thatbastardken posted:no it was in the supreme court of queensland. the dude got 15 years. He also later tried to claim it was self-defense: http://www.brisbanetimes.com.au/queensland/qld-woman-basher-blames-lawyer-for-verdict-20160201-gmj1ja.html
|
|
#
?
Jul 28, 2017 09:37
|
|
|
RatHat posted:What does a doctor even do about this? Shout "holy poo poo guys you gotta see this!" and take pics
|
|
#
?
Jul 28, 2017 09:57
|
|
|
Powerful Two-Hander posted:Shout "holy poo poo guys you gotta see this!" and take pics Shout "OH MY DEAR GOD.... I"M GONNA MAKE SO MUCH MONEY OFF THIS SURGERY!"
|
|
#
?
Jul 28, 2017 09:59
|
|
|
Bloody Hedgehog posted:Shout "OH MY DEAR GOD.... I"M GONNA MAKE SO MUCH MONEY OFF THIS SURGERY!" "Those idiots at the journal will have to respect me now!" *replaces woman's skull with metal*
|
|
#
?
Jul 28, 2017 10:07
|
|
|
Powerful Two-Hander posted:"Those idiots at the journal will have to respect me now!" *replaces woman's skull with spaghetti*
|
|
#
?
Jul 28, 2017 10:10
|
|
|
Powerful Two-Hander posted:"Those idiots at the journal will have to respect me now!" *replaces woman's skull with metal* Yes, how do you walk away from something like that without looking like Dr. Doom in the aftermath?
|
|
#
?
Jul 28, 2017 10:10
|
|
|
Wrap skin round it afterwards.
|
|
#
?
Jul 28, 2017 10:16
|
|
|
evobatman posted:What the hell are those strings? Do I have them in my head too?? Gauze and packing used to fill out a wound. There are threads woven into them that show up on xrays and ct scans so that they can see if any are accidentally left inside the body.
|
|
#
?
Jul 28, 2017 10:24
|
|
|
evobatman posted:What the hell are those strings? Do I have them in my head too?? Faceworms. You probably have them, yeah. Using both hands, put two fingers in front of each ear. Working them in small circles, slowly slid them toward your nose. Do you feel it? Now slide them up towards your temples. Do you feel the wriggling? Just under the skin. Right there, yeah.
|
|
#
?
Jul 28, 2017 10:24
|
|
|
gordon.swf posted:Gauze and packing used to fill out a wound. There are threads woven into them that show up on xrays and ct scans so that they can see if any are accidentally left inside the body. Pffft. That's ridiculous. Nobody is going to believe that nonsense. It's totally faceworms.
|
|
#
?
Jul 28, 2017 10:25
|
|
|
Facebook Aunt posted:Pffft. That's ridiculous. Nobody is going to believe that nonsense. It's totally faceworms. Maybe. At least here's what they look like (and no, I'm not joking) 
|
|
#
?
Jul 28, 2017 10:29
|
|
|
They are mites, though. And they don't show up on x-ray.
|
|
#
?
Jul 28, 2017 10:30
|
|
|
Nice piece of fish posted:They are mites, though. And they don't show up on x-ray.  MITES HAVE EVOLVED BONES
|
|
#
?
Jul 28, 2017 10:42
|
|
|
Jerry Cotton posted:
They mite have.
|
|
#
?
Jul 28, 2017 10:48
|
|
|
Holy poo poo, this one is like an oil industry version of Mousetrap. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OqGAqwwjY7o  Pictured:
Groda fucked around with this message at 11:05 on Jul 28, 2017 |
|
#
?
Jul 28, 2017 10:54
|
|
|
Mo_Steel posted:I dunno I was always partial to saw-blade throwers. Why is this a gif
|
|
#
?
Jul 28, 2017 11:32
|
|
|
|
| # ? May 17, 2024 19:49 |
|
|
Powershift posted:They throw their hands up and say "well, the time and effort it will take to save this moron could cost the lives of more valuable people." and walk away. If I was making a calavera, I'd use better starting material
|
|
#
?
Jul 28, 2017 11:37
|
|
