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weird Asian candy
Aug 23, 2005

Ask me about how my football team's success determines my self worth, and how I wish I lived in New Orleans.

pubic works project posted:

Yeah it's been awhile since I've seen Lily from AT&T on TV...

Here you go PWP. Post back after your...done...



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Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves

pubic works project posted:

Post your hall pass lists, gentlemen (and ladies if we have any here)!

Mine:

1. Sofia Vergara
2. Lily from AT&T (she's gotta be wearing her uniform)
3. Kat Dennings
4. Emma Stone (with red hair)
5. Tina Fey

Marisa Tomei but I'm thinking of changing it

Gumbel2Gumbel
Apr 28, 2010

Skwirl posted:

Nah, what you do is she lists 3 movie stars and you respond with "your sister, your mother, your aunt." Or if she's got a hot best friend swap that in for one of the others.

She's got 3 younger sisters which includes a set of identical twins. It would probably drive her insane if I just said one of the twins' names lol.

Probably Magic
Oct 9, 2012

Looking cute, feeling cute.

Its Rinaldo posted:

True confessions, I the last Metal Gear I played was Metal Gear Solid 2

MGS 3 is real good.

pubic works project
Jan 28, 2005

No Decepticon in history, and I say this with great surety, has been treated worse or more unfairly.

weird Asian candy posted:

Here you go PWP. Post back after your...done...





Brb...gotta go to the...bathroom :haw:

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!

weird Asian candy posted:

Here you go PWP. Post back after your...done...



I'm really dying to know the context here. Why is she contemplating deep throating a faucet?

weird Asian candy
Aug 23, 2005

Ask me about how my football team's success determines my self worth, and how I wish I lived in New Orleans.

Jiminy Christmas! Shoes! posted:

I'm really dying to know the context here. Why is she contemplating deep throating a faucet?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P1kmOtdHcZ0

Mel Mudkiper
Jan 19, 2012

At this point, Mudman abruptly ends the conversation. He usually insists on the last word.

pubic works project posted:

Yeah it's been awhile since I've seen Lily from AT&T on TV...

she is gonna be Squirrel Girl on a marvel show

Cash Monet
Apr 5, 2009

She did a couple of episodes of @Mindnight, did alright.

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







https://twitter.com/MarcusC22973194/status/890991843831414784

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

Holy poo poo, how do you gently caress that up? Shake hands with the kid in a wheelchair, it's PR 101.

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves

Skwirl posted:

Holy poo poo, how do you gently caress that up? Shake hands with the kid in a wheelchair, it's PR 101.

Trump is probably worried the kid is contagious

FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo
:awesome:

Cash Monet
Apr 5, 2009


I dunno, I could buy that he just didn't see the kid. Understandable if he doesn't get the benefit of the doubt though.


Previously, on The Americans,

https://www.buzzfeed.com/jasonleopold/putins-media-czar-was-murdered-just-before-meeting-feds?utm_term=.vaMOmoMJl#.hhry39xlB

quote:

Mikhail Lesin’s battered body was discovered in his Dupont Circle hotel room on the morning of November 5, 2015 with blunt-force injuries to the head, neck, and torso. After an almost year-long "comprehensive investigation," a federal prosecutor announced last October that Lesin died alone in his room due to a series of drunken falls “after days of excessive consumption of alcohol.” His death was ruled an "accident," and prosecutors closed the case.

But the two FBI agents — as well as a third agent and a serving US intelligence officer — said Lesin was actually bludgeoned to death. None of these officials were directly involved in the government’s investigation, but they said they learned about it from colleagues who were.

“Lesin was beaten to death,” one of the FBI agents said. “I would implore you to say as much. There seems to be an effort here to cover up that fact for reasons I can't get into.”

He continued: “What I can tell you is that there isn’t a single person inside the bureau who believes this guy got drunk, fell down, and died. Everyone thinks he was whacked and that Putin or the Kremlin were behind it.”

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves
I just like that Trump's handlers are too terrified of making him look stupid to step in real quick abs tell him to shake wheelchair kid's hand

seiferguy
Jun 9, 2005

FLAWED
INTUITION



Toilet Rascal
I dunno what it is, but I've never had a giant connection with celebs, I think it's the fact that they're unobtainable that turns me off to them.

I guess you could say I'm more of a girl next door kind of guy.

pubic works project
Jan 28, 2005

No Decepticon in history, and I say this with great surety, has been treated worse or more unfairly.

Cash Monet posted:

I dunno, I could buy that he just didn't see the kid. Understandable if he doesn't get the benefit of the doubt though.


Previously, on The Americans,

https://www.buzzfeed.com/jasonleopold/putins-media-czar-was-murdered-just-before-meeting-feds?utm_term=.vaMOmoMJl#.hhry39xlB

That's really hosed up. The kids should have been the first thing on his radar when he was walking up there.

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!

Probably Magic posted:

MGS 3 is real good.

If you don't care about a satisfying story (which is a huge if of course) MGS5 is an amazing open world romp. The secret is to use all of those toys you end up with, don't try to be stealth super agent man and be badass soldier man instead.

Grittybeard fucked around with this message at 19:50 on Jul 28, 2017

Mel Mudkiper
Jan 19, 2012

At this point, Mudman abruptly ends the conversation. He usually insists on the last word.

Grittybeard posted:

If you don't care about a satisfying story (which is a huge if of course) MGS5 is an amazing open world romp. The secret is to use all of those toys you end up with, don't try to be stealth super agent man and be badass soldier man instead.

I dunno I loved being tranq mcghost pacifist

swickles
Aug 21, 2006

I guess that I don't need that though
Now you're just some QB that I used to know

seiferguy posted:

I dunno what it is, but I've never had a giant connection with celebs, I think it's the fact that they're unobtainable that turns me off to them.

I guess you could say I'm more of a girl next door kind of guy.

Yeah, I am into Elisha Cuthbert too.

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

swickles posted:

Yeah, I am into Elisha Cuthbert too.

Happy Endings was too good for this world, glad that half the cast ended up as a guest stars on New Girl.

FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo

swickles posted:

Yeah, I am into Elisha Cuthbert too.
noice

Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

My favorite celeb is tom Hardy

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!
Mine is Tom Hanks son.

Mel Mudkiper
Jan 19, 2012

At this point, Mudman abruptly ends the conversation. He usually insists on the last word.

Jiminy Christmas! Shoes! posted:

Mine is Tom Hanks son.

Colin or Chet

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.
I used to like Ben Affleck's younger brother until I found out he was kinda rapey.

GonadTheBallbarian
Jul 23, 2007


never trust someone who can pull off "boston townie"

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

GonadTheBallbarian posted:

never trust someone who can pull off "boston townie"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rLwbzGyC6t4

GonadTheBallbarian
Jul 23, 2007



p much daily life here tbqh

BrownThunder
Oct 26, 2005

EXTEND BEN!
Forever and ever and ever

quote:

LaVar Ball blasted the female referee who gave him a technical foul Friday morning at a tournament, which led to her being replaced midgame.

"She's got a vendetta," Ball told ESPN after the game. "I get that she's trying to break into the refereeing thing. But just giving techs and calling fouls, that's no way to do it. I know what she's trying to say, 'Oh I gave LaVar a tech, I'm strong.' That ain't got nothing to do with it. Just call the game. If you're going to be qualified, you better be in shape and you better know the game. And she's bad on both of them. She's not in shape, she's not calling the game right. And she don't understand. And now she's trying to make a name for herself, so she's walking around like, 'You know I'm the only woman in here.' Yeah, we get it. I don't care if you're a woman, or a man or whatever, just be good at what you do.

"She needs to stay in her lane because she ain't ready for this. [Ref] the little kids first and then come up. Because she ain't did enough. She ain't got enough on her resume, I could tell."

pubic works project
Jan 28, 2005

No Decepticon in history, and I say this with great surety, has been treated worse or more unfairly.
Shameful.

https://twitter.com/KrangTNelson/status/838571640741105664

Nissin Cup Nudist
Sep 3, 2011

Sleep with one eye open

We're off to Gritty Gritty land




swickles posted:

Yeah, I am into Elisha Cuthbert too.

Dion Phaneuf account spotted

Girl Next Door led me to google "what is a porn star" and my descent into gooniness

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!

How do you just replace a ref mid-game out of curiosity?

I assume the answer is "AAU" but still. Like you think if you trusted a ref to call a game you'd let them finish it before firing them.

Neil Armbong
Jan 16, 2004

If anybody wants to see, there's a Donkey Kong kill screen coming up.
Pillbug
I don't know much about basketball, but everything I have seen about LaVar Ball has made him seem like a colossal rear end in a top hat. Is he good enough for his ego?

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!

Neil Armbong posted:

I don't know much about basketball, but everything I have seen about LaVar Ball has made him seem like a colossal rear end in a top hat. Is he good enough for his ego?

You might be mistaking him with his son(s), who have the talent. He's basketball Marv Marinovich kinda, with a side of wanting to start a shoe brand.

weird Asian candy
Aug 23, 2005

Ask me about how my football team's success determines my self worth, and how I wish I lived in New Orleans.

Neil Armbong posted:

I don't know much about basketball, but everything I have seen about LaVar Ball has made him seem like a colossal rear end in a top hat. Is he good enough for his ego?

He is the equivalent of a shock jock and is getting all kinds of publicity. He is a colossal rear end in a top hat, but he is going to be a loving rich colossal rear end in a top hat.

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





Mel Mudkiper posted:

she is gonna be Squirrel Girl on a marvel show

That a Netflix thing or something else?

the mean lunch lady
Jun 24, 2009

went mad at sea
lots were drawn
Kroenke didn't survive
he was delicious

swickles posted:

Yeah, I am into Elisha Cuthbert too.

I totally forgot she existed

pubic works project
Jan 28, 2005

No Decepticon in history, and I say this with great surety, has been treated worse or more unfairly.

Quiet Feet posted:

That a Netflix thing or something else?

Freeform I believe

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Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

Gumbel2Gumbel posted:

Anna Kendrick

This is like a death row inmate requesting a Marie Callendar's chicken pot pie for a final meal. I'm not saying I wouldn't enjoy having a bite every now and then, but c'mon son, aim a little higher.

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