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FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo
Scaramucci's wife just filed for divorce :laffo:

FUCKFACE MORON fucked around with this message at 21:40 on Jul 28, 2017

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Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

Skwirl posted:

Nah, what you do is she lists 3 movie stars and you respond with "your sister, your mother, your aunt." Or if she's got a hot best friend swap that in for one of the others.

Lady Chiche's best friend is ridiculous. :wink:

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!

Mel Mudkiper posted:

Colin or Chet

Both.

At the same time.

Eli Wiggum posted:

Scaramucci's just filed for divorce :laffo:

I'm sure there won't be any salacious details.

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!

Chichevache posted:

This is like a death row inmate requesting a Marie Callendar's chicken pot pie for a final meal. I'm not saying I wouldn't enjoy having a bite every now and then, but c'mon son, aim a little higher.

You gotta admit as far as frozen food goes those pot pies are alright though.

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



Eli Wiggum posted:

Scaramucci's just filed for divorce :laffo:

EYY OOPSADAISILIANO

Probably Magic
Oct 9, 2012

Looking cute, feeling cute.

Grittybeard posted:

If you don't care about a satisfying story (which is a huge if of course) MGS5 is an amazing open world romp. The secret is to use all of those toys you end up with, don't try to be stealth super agent man and be badass soldier man instead.

MGS5 seems like FF15 and the new Zelda game where it's less of a, "Play through a story," thing so much as just a, "Relax and chill," game, which I can appreciate, though it seems a genre that's verging on the omnipresent.

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

Grittybeard posted:

You gotta admit as far as frozen food goes those pot pies are alright though.

Oh word, I used to eat those at least twice a week (ask me about my sodium levels :emo:). And I would do the same for Anna Kendrick. But for my hall pass? I mean come on. No one even mentioned Nina Dobrev.

Neil Armbong
Jan 16, 2004

If anybody wants to see, there's a Donkey Kong kill screen coming up.
Pillbug
Kelly Brook, Sofia Vergara, Ilana Glazer or Abby Jacobson.

Its Rinaldo
Aug 13, 2010

CODS BINCH

Nissin Cup Nudist posted:

Dion Phaneuf account spotted

Girl Next Door led me to google "what is a porn star" and my descent into gooniness

Elisha Cuthbert was on 24 for nine years. She's only 34.

Chichevache posted:

Lady Chiche's best friend is ridiculous. :wink:

Tell her I said sup

Its Rinaldo fucked around with this message at 21:54 on Jul 28, 2017

weird Asian candy
Aug 23, 2005

Ask me about how my football team's success determines my self worth, and how I wish I lived in New Orleans.

Chichevache posted:

Oh word, I used to eat those at least twice a week (ask me about my sodium levels :emo:). And I would do the same for Anna Kendrick. But for my hall pass? I mean come on. No one even mentioned Nina Dobrev.

Nina Dobrev is a great choice...:discourse:

Shay Mitchell is also threatening my top 3.

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.
If we're talking about ridiculous hook-ups that won't ever happen, it has to be Venus and Serena turning me into an ice-cream sandwich.

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!
gettin' a little creepy in here

Mel Mudkiper
Jan 19, 2012

At this point, Mudman abruptly ends the conversation. He usually insists on the last word.
Reince Previous

https://www.nytimes.com/2017/07/28/...e=Homepage&_r=0

FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo
I wonder what kind of dirt we're gonna dig up on John F Kelly

Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

Jiminy Christmas! Shoes! posted:

gettin' a little creepy in here

keep it up and I'll add you to my list big boy

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

The current white house is so hosed that I feel bad for Reince loving Priebus, who's basically the devil. I feel bad for Satan.

GonadTheBallbarian
Jul 23, 2007


I wonder if Priebus was one of the guys screaming not to fire Sessions

Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

it was a pure mooch power play

https://twitter.com/PFTCommenter/status/891041355148996611

Thaddius the Large
Jul 5, 2006

It's in the five-hole!

Skwirl posted:

The current white house is so hosed that I feel bad for Reince loving Priebus, who's basically the devil. I feel bad for Satan.

If schadenfreude isn't the only feeling you have left, I don't know what to tell you.

Its Rinaldo
Aug 13, 2010

CODS BINCH
I hope he slips and falls and dies on the way out

Mel Mudkiper
Jan 19, 2012

At this point, Mudman abruptly ends the conversation. He usually insists on the last word.
Four high level positions replaced within the first six months lol

a smooth operation

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!
Piece of poo poo hires piece of poo poo who tells him to fire other piece of poo poo.

Its Rinaldo
Aug 13, 2010

CODS BINCH
Good luck managing that poo poo show Kelly you deserve misery and failure for working in that admin

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

Jiminy Christmas! Shoes! posted:

gettin' a little creepy in here

There is no substantial difference between this and the draft threads, in which we fantasize about Fournette and Delvin Cook as our lightning thunder combo.

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves

Chichevache posted:

This is like a death row inmate requesting a Marie Callendar's chicken pot pie for a final meal. I'm not saying I wouldn't enjoy having a bite every now and then, but c'mon son, aim a little higher.

I didn't know internet male was still a thing

Also: Katie Nolan

pubic works project
Jan 28, 2005

No Decepticon in history, and I say this with great surety, has been treated worse or more unfairly.
https://twitter.com/barstoolbigcat/status/891040534340411392

:thurman:

Leperflesh
May 17, 2007

Chichevache posted:

There is no substantial difference between this and the draft threads, in which we fantasize about Fournette and Delvin Cook as our lightning thunder combo.

Maybe if we were drafting actors to be in our fantasy sitcom tournaments, sure, but you guys are talking about people who you want to gently caress and comparing their fuckability. As creepy poo poo goes that's fairly mild and mainstream, but there is still a significant difference and that specifically is the creep factor.

e. and for the record: gillian anderson, but don't tell my wife that.

GonadTheBallbarian
Jul 23, 2007



indeed!

Scionix
Oct 17, 2009

hoog emm xDDD
I WOULD gently caress NICK SABAn

































































wait are we not doing this anymore

Leperflesh
May 17, 2007

Somehow I doubt scaramucci's naked ambition has only materialized within the last three years. She knew what she was getting into in that respect. She's dumping him because she's aware of the blatantly obvious fact that everyone who gets close to Trump is immediately and permanently compromised by him, and he has absolutely no loyalty to anyone beyond maaaybe his daughters (as long as they're still pretty).

e. that or Scaramucci promised Trump a shot at his wife in exchange for his appointment

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





*blows dust off of old list*

The hell, this just says Bjork 5 times?

Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

https://twitter.com/lane_kiffin/status/891051462364729345

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!
Culturally, Lane Kiffin would be a pretty good hire for Team Trump actually.

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



Lots of football coaches really would be perfect for team Trump.

Gregg Williams, Todd Haley, Josh McDaniels, THE RYAN BROTHERS, That dude who was arrested for driving through a drive thru naked....

Oh my god do Rex and Rob needs administration jobs.

Its Rinaldo
Aug 13, 2010

CODS BINCH

Quiet Feet posted:

*blows dust off of old list*

The hell, this just says Bjork 5 times?

I mean you weren't wrong

Gronk be the hero we need you to be and take this Administration down from the inside

Nissin Cup Nudist
Sep 3, 2011

Sleep with one eye open

We're off to Gritty Gritty land




The Mooch's ex-wife :pervert:

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!

Kalli posted:

Lots of football coaches really would be perfect for team Trump.

Gregg Williams, Todd Haley, Josh McDaniels, THE RYAN BROTHERS, That dude who was arrested for driving through a drive thru naked....

Oh my god do Rex and Rob needs administration jobs.

That Bills coach who beat the hell out of some kids or whatever he did for sitting on his beach chairs.

7 RING SHRIMP
Oct 3, 2012

Gumbel2Gumbel posted:

Metrowest. You know any good ocean fishing spots for the boatless amongst us?

Also https://getyarn.io/yarn-clip/becf31d3-e0b1-4167-9f77-b8872a6bf056

Sorry for delay

Ummmmmmm

Honestly, I haven't had any luck this year by the rocks getting stripers this year, but that's from a boat just anchoring right by them. But there's a couple spots on the north shore I can give you details in PM about if you want specific locations. All the luck this year I've had has been trolling in like 10ft of water (actually pretty far out on some beaches) or using live mackerel or eels which isn't realistic from the shore lol. Water was wicked warm last weekend and we lost an absolute monster fish that snapped the clip on my buddy's dad's line and then that fish or another SUPPOSEDLY ripped off 3 loving hooks off a lure from our friends boat that was a couple hundred yards away not long after. I don't know what he gently caress the thing was but it's hosed

I honestly don't know if I'd bother with fishing for stripers from the rocks or wading in water. Other than the fact hanging by the rocks with some beers or whatever is fun.

Go catch some fluke/flounder in a harbor off their pier or docks after the sunsets. Just get a box of worms at any bait shop and rod with a small weight and just hang out and catch some good fish. Relaxing as hell if alone and a good time if with buds and beers. Get your permit online in case someone wants to bother you, they shouldn't bother you but if they do at least you'll have that

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

Leperflesh posted:

Maybe if we were drafting actors to be in our fantasy sitcom tournaments, sure, but you guys are talking about people who you want to gently caress and comparing their fuckability. As creepy poo poo goes that's fairly mild and mainstream, but there is still a significant difference and that specifically is the creep factor.

e. and for the record: gillian anderson, but don't tell my wife that.

I want to play monkey in the middle with Kirk Cousins and Jimmy Garoppoppopopolololo

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seiferguy
Jun 9, 2005

FLAWED
INTUITION



Toilet Rascal
I just imagined Pete Carroll in the White house as press secretary telling people to stop asking about the skinny repeal and ask the Real Questions.

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