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Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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Great, now the terrorists can turn our beloved credit cards into something that can bring harm to us and our families!

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Ghostlight
Sep 25, 2009

maybe for one second you can pause; try to step into another person's perspective, and understand that a watermelon is cursing me



DaveKap posted:

WTF is Kirsten Dunst doing here?
Edit: Thanks Google! https://vimeo.com/50971061
This is abuse.

trapped mouse
May 25, 2008

by Azathoth

DaveKap posted:

WTF is Kirsten Dunst doing here?
Edit: Thanks Google! https://vimeo.com/50971061

This loving video.

Fair warning, it has actual anime porn in it. I'm still reeling from this poo poo. Why does she not have her own backing band? She's singing over the actual song karaoke style. Why does everyone look incredibly uncomfortable around her? And seriously, why is Kirsten Dunst posing in front of anime porn??

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

💥💥🤯💥💥
Gotta nuke something

Gromit posted:

Do you have an ISO standard you have to match to? Hopefully there's minimal difference between metric and imperial gloryholes.

We are fully licensed and bonded, and ISO 9001 compliant. While we here at GloHo International understand that are differences between the metric and imperial penis, it would be unduly difficult to accommodate all differences at each of our Glory-Hole sites across the nation. We do encourage our customers to contact us should they have any issues though, and we will promptly overnight them a complimentary GloDAPTOR that should help them to avail themselves of our Holes at any of our locations.

We must also warn our customers to watch out for counterfeit Glory Holes. We have recently been made aware a rogue fly-by-night competitor, Hole In One Inc, has been dismantling our government tested and approved Holes and replacing them with shoddy chinese import Holes. While they may look similar in appearance, these knockoff holes have been known to combust at any moment, or throw shrapnel when they inevitably break down. Look for our makers mark on each Hole to be assured your using a quality product. As we say here at GloHo International, "If It Looks Wrong, No Dong".

PainterofCrap
Oct 17, 2002

hey bebe




- band name!

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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That's nuts!

spud
Aug 27, 2003

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

DaveKap posted:

Fair warning, you asked:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TvNTcB6c-V8

He's got real skills but they give douche chills.

Thanks for the link. I won't be subscribing, but he does have a talent.

Bit too much shouting and hyperbole, but just looks like some dudes having fun to me. Is that a douche thing these days?

Although it did remind me in a very small way of this, but only at the end :
:nws: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xhP0tOm6yt0:nws:

spud has a new favorite as of 06:54 on Jul 28, 2017

Fuckface McGee
Jul 26, 2005

He was a real crazy muhfucka, too. He was... sinister.
http://imgur.com/a/p9x1s

Fuckface McGee has a new favorite as of 07:37 on Jul 28, 2017

Lurking Haro
Oct 27, 2009


Classic Flehmen response.

The Repo Man
Jul 31, 2013

I Remember...
Edit: I managed to post a gif from this thread that I meant to go in the 90's thread right back in this thread! That takes talent! Yeah...talent...that's...that's what I'm calling it.

The Repo Man has a new favorite as of 11:14 on Jul 28, 2017

ultrabindu
Jan 28, 2009

why does this guy only have one eyebrow?

Altared State
Jan 14, 2006

I think I was born to burn

ultrabindu posted:

why does this guy only have one eyebrow?

Aerodynamics

veedubfreak
Apr 2, 2005

by Smythe

Mister Kingdom posted:

I'm still trying to figure out how this exists.

Youtube somehow led me to this video while watching kpop chicks dance around. So I looked up how this actually happened. It apparently happened in 2009 for some advertising campaign. Still tho, she used to be hot, as long as she doesn't smile.

marshmallow creep
Dec 10, 2008

I've been sitting here for 5 mins trying to think of a joke to make but I just realised the animators of Mass Effect already did it for me

Hooplah
Jul 15, 2006


veedubfreak posted:

Youtube somehow led me to this video while watching kpop chicks dance around. So I looked up how this actually happened. It apparently happened in 2009 for some advertising campaign. Still tho, she used to be hot, as long as she doesn't smile.

As always, everyone's thrilled to know which woman random goon finds attractive, but also why that woman is physically flawed

:thumbsup:

Sexual Lorax
Mar 17, 2004

HERE'S TO FUCKING


Fun Shoe

DaveKap posted:

That said, those things do work amazingly well at sharpening knives.

please never use pull through knife sharpeners all they do is chew up the edge material of the blade until it acts like micro serrations that last for about a cut and a half



an actual sharpened blade should look more like this



thank you

The Bananana
May 21, 2008

This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.



Sexual Lorax posted:

please never use pull through knife sharpeners all they do is chew up the edge material of the blade until it acts like micro serrations that last for about a cut and a half



an actual sharpened blade should look more like this



thank you

Thanks for the tip.

Where can I find a detailed instruction of what to I need and how to correctly sharpen kitchen knives?

polyester concept
Mar 29, 2017

you'll need a couple sharpening wet stones. one at around 400 grit and another around 1000. the 400 would only really be needed for the initial sharpening and the 1000 would be used for keeping the edge sharp long term, as long as you don't frequently abuse your knives. there's a million youtube tutorials on how to sharpen a knife with a stone - its pretty easy but takes a bit of practice to get the motion feeling comfortable. then get a honing steel to keep the edge from bending over on itself. you are supposed to hone the edge every time before you use the knife.

ZorajitZorajit
Sep 15, 2013

No static at all...
Used to sell retail housewares. Knife sharpeners are indeed garbage that ALSO ruins your knives. If you have knives that are good enough to sharpen, rather than replacing and recycling, take them to a knife sharpening service if you can. Also, keep in mind that the steel that came with your knife set hones the blade, knocking micro-damage back into place, rather than sharpens it, which involves removing metal.

pillsburysoldier
Feb 11, 2008

Yo, peep that shit

poly and open-minded
Nov 22, 2006

In BOD we trust

Instead of Pence, it should have another McCain

Jobbo_Fett
Mar 7, 2014

Slava Ukrayini

Clapping Larry
What a weird way to tell his friends he's got cancer...

Grey Fox
Jan 5, 2004

trapped mouse posted:

This loving video.

Fair warning, it has actual anime porn in it. I'm still reeling from this poo poo. Why does she not have her own backing band? She's singing over the actual song karaoke style. Why does everyone look incredibly uncomfortable around her? And seriously, why is Kirsten Dunst posing in front of anime porn??
"Directed by: McG" was enough of an explanation for me.

Kheldarn
Feb 17, 2011



http://i.imgur.com/gR2FdsY.gifv

The Fuzzy Hulk
Nov 22, 2007

ASK ME ABOUT CROSSING THE STREAMS



I really thought this was going to end up being a trick and he would pull a little bunny out of the pot.

Grem
Mar 29, 2004

It's how her species communicates


This took them five minutes? Jesus.

Hyperlynx
Sep 13, 2015

spud posted:

Thanks for the link. I won't be subscribing, but he does have a talent.

Bit too much shouting and hyperbole, but just looks like some dudes having fun to me. Is that a douche thing these days?
Same. I don't really get why it's a bad video and they're bad people etc.

The Bananana posted:

Thanks for the tip.

Where can I find a detailed instruction of what to I need and how to correctly sharpen kitchen knives?
:downsrim:

DaveKap
Feb 5, 2006

Pickle: Inspected.



ZorajitZorajit posted:

Used to sell retail housewares. Knife sharpeners are indeed garbage that ALSO ruins your knives. If you have knives that are good enough to sharpen, rather than replacing and recycling, take them to a knife sharpening service if you can. Also, keep in mind that the steel that came with your knife set hones the blade, knocking micro-damage back into place, rather than sharpens it, which involves removing metal.
Don't worry, the knives I sharpen are cheap poo poo and the ones worth a drat never needed sharpening.

JEEVES420
Feb 16, 2005

The world is a mess... and I just need to rule it

Grem posted:

This took them five minutes? Jesus.

Clearly you dont have a jar of random bolts and nuts that you have to dig through to find a matching pair.

Olive!
Mar 16, 2015

It's not a ghost, but probably a 'living corpse'. The 'living dead' with a hell of a lot of bloodlust...

DaveKap posted:

Don't worry, the knives I sharpen are cheap poo poo and the ones worth a drat never needed sharpening.

That's not how knives work

PainterofCrap
Oct 17, 2002

hey bebe



I use the 'strop' setting on a 20-YO electric Waring sharpener for my 15-YO set of Henkels. They need it every few months. Five passes a side. No problems.

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

a kitten
Aug 5, 2006

trapped mouse posted:

This loving video.

Fair warning, it has actual anime porn in it. I'm still reeling from this poo poo. Why does she not have her own backing band? She's singing over the actual song karaoke style. Why does everyone look incredibly uncomfortable around her? And seriously, why is Kirsten Dunst posing in front of anime porn??

This is all i can find about it.

"In 2009, Kirsten Dunst and Mc G collabortated for "Pop Life: Art in a Material World", an exhibition which ended in January 17, 2010. They recorded the following music video together:

The "only place" to see this video was during the Pop Life exhibit in Japan. There were no copies of the video distributed during the exhibit to visitors - it can only be watched on the screens there. After the exhibition ended, there was no way to watch this video... except it leaked online."


And then it was (mostly) scrubbed from the web

Poldarn
Feb 18, 2011

Sexual Lorax posted:

please never use pull through knife sharpeners all they do is chew up the edge material of the blade until it acts like micro serrations that last for about a cut and a half



As an alarmist, will eating food that I've cut with a knife that I've sharpened myself hack up my guts from the inside from tiny metal slivers? :ohdear:

Proteus Jones
Feb 28, 2013



Poldarn posted:

As an alarmist, will eating food that I've cut with a knife that I've sharpened myself hack up my guts from the inside from tiny metal slivers? :ohdear:

Nope. The mucus that lines the tube going from your mouth to your rear end will protect you from small debris like this.

Poldarn
Feb 18, 2011

Thank you, Intelligent Design.

Caufman
May 7, 2007

Proteus Jones posted:

Nope. The mucus that lines the tube going from your mouth to your rear end will protect you from small debris like this.

I think you'll find that the tube goes from rear end to mouth, not the other way around :colbert:

Proteus Jones
Feb 28, 2013



Caufman posted:

I think you'll find that the tube goes from rear end to mouth, not the other way around :colbert:

Looks like someone didn't manage to be the front of the centipede.

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Hyperlynx
Sep 13, 2015

trapped mouse posted:

This loving video.

Fair warning, it has actual anime porn in it. I'm still reeling from this poo poo. Why does she not have her own backing band? She's singing over the actual song karaoke style. Why does everyone look incredibly uncomfortable around her? And seriously, why is Kirsten Dunst posing in front of anime porn??

That's just what Akihabara in Tokyo is like. There's just anime porn in shop windows, front and center. Apparently dudes just read porn comics in public, on the train, and nobody bats an eyelid. Japan's weird, mate.

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