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WampaLord posted:No money is being exchanged, so it's definitely the latter. Gene's Vision, y'all. "The Federation has announced a temporary evacuation of Risa due to environmental concerns, after tests confirmed it's oceans were comprised of mostly semen."
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Tragedienne posted:"The Federation has announced a temporary evacuation of Risa due to environmental concerns, after tests confirmed it's oceans were comprised of mostly semen." I think that was a scam pulled by Blacklight Cartography to justify their existence.
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JeremoudCorbynejad posted:Actually it's like a democracy but with fucks instead of votes. Whichever candidate gets the most fucks on election day wins. loving booths open from 6am and close at 10pm. Yes, but Patrick Stewart’s character was already dead when that happened in I, Claudius.
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The other half of the planet is where the non-horny Risans who liked the old weather live
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shadok posted:Well, not directly. But what passes for Risa's planetary economy in a post-scarcity Federation - standing in the Federation and priority access to trade and technology, is essentially dependent on sex tourism, which is conveniently enabled by the local culture's lack of sexual taboos. Yeah the impression I get is it's everyone's national duty to bang 2 tourists a year.
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It's probably rule by whoever makes everyone experience the most pleasure, but I like to think it's rule by whoever themself has experienced the most pleasure
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PostNouveau posted:Yeah the impression I get is it's everyone's national duty to bang 2 tourists a year. These are really sad takes.
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Arglebargle III posted:These are really sad takes. I base this on the fact that the Ferengi guy shows up to steal that artifact thing and he's got townies hitting on him immediately. I mean, come on, look at those teeth. Ain't nobody actually into that.
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cheetah7071 posted:The other half of the planet is where the non-horny Risans who liked the old weather live Space Florida! It's got automatic sand!
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The_Doctor posted:Space Florida! It's got automatic sand! Space Florida Man Fights To Keep Ketracel White Addicted Alligator
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Space Florida Man Loses Testicle, Toes After Threatening Couple With Bat'leth In Shuttle Rage Incident
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Maybe Risans value free love and hospitality. Is that too hard to imagine? Or that they'd jump at the chance to join the "prosperity, liberty, mutual defense" organization in the galaxy? You guys are ready to accept vicious feudal warmongers and police states but not a single planet where they think free love is cool and generosity is good?
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This is some seriously Noam Chomsky poo poo if you guys think immortal shapeshifters from beyond a wormhole are more believable than a society without sexual jealousy or capitalism.
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Arglebargle III posted:Maybe Risans value free love and hospitality. Is that too hard to imagine? Or that they'd jump at the chance to join the "prosperity, liberty, mutual defense" organization in the galaxy? I have to echo these thoughts. This is really depressing.
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Arglebargle III posted:This is some seriously Noam Chomsky poo poo if you guys think immortal shapeshifters from beyond a wormhole are more believable than a society without sexual jealousy or capitalism. Goo monsters who rule with an iron fist and live in a big cuddle puddle are way more believable than someone wanting to gently caress a Ferengi.
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Arglebargle III posted:This is some seriously Noam Chomsky poo poo if you guys think immortal shapeshifters from beyond a wormhole are more believable than a society without sexual jealousy or capitalism. Every single time Risa comes up in this thread there are piles of people who are convinced that everyone there has to be some kind of space prostitute. You're right that it's really weird and depressing.
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PostNouveau posted:I base this on the fact that the Ferengi guy shows up to steal that artifact thing and he's got townies hitting on him immediately. I mean, come on, look at those teeth. Ain't nobody actually into that. Leeta was. 
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PostNouveau posted:I base this on the fact that the Ferengi guy shows up to steal that artifact thing and he's got townies hitting on him immediately. I mean, come on, look at those teeth. Ain't nobody actually into that. It's not the teeth they're into. Shape and dimension Frionnel fucked around with this message at 00:46 on Jul 30, 2017 |
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Jul 30, 2017 00:42
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It really has been too long since TNG went off the air.
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Farmer Crack-rear end posted:It really has been too long since TNG went off the air. Let's cast the jjtrek reboot. For Capt. Jean Luc Picard I'm thinking Patrick Stewart.
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PostNouveau posted:Terry Crews for Worf? He's always my go-to for recasting Worf. I'd also have Andy Samberg for Riker.
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Channing Tatum for JJriker.
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The_Doctor posted:He's always my go-to for recasting Worf. I'd also have Andy Samberg for Riker.
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Lord Hydronium posted:Andre Braugher is Picard, remake Brooklyn 99 in space. I swear I did this post less than a week ago. The_Doctor posted:Oh god, this just plays further into my mental placing of the Brooklyn 99 cast as the crew of the Enterprise D. The admiral is Captain Wunch!
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Jason Statham for Picard Haley Joel Osment for Riker Tilda Swinton for Data Gal Gadot as Counselor Troi Michael Fassbender as Tasha Yar Nickie Minaj as Worf Song Kang-Ho as Geordie LaForge Amy Adams as Dr. Beverly Crusher who's on the show maybe four episodes a year Saoirse Ronan as Wesley Crusher Issa Rae as Guinan Jim Carrey as Barclay (not like he's working on anything else) featuring T.J. Miller as Grebnedlog
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If you guys think Haley Joel Osment couldn't pull off being a bombastic bearded portly 5'4" sex symbol you haven't seen him act lately.
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PostNouveau posted:Tilda Swinton in various wigs for every role Swinton in interpretive dance as the Enterprise
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The_Doctor posted:I swear I did this post less than a week ago. This is  .
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I know that it's almost a meme at this point but.... Idris Elba would be a great Worf.
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James McAvoy as Picard, Tom Hiddleston as Data, Donald Glover as Geordi. JJ TNG should be the universe where Tasha Yar survives but Troi doesn't.
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The Unlife Aquatic posted:Space Florida Man Fights To Keep Ketracel White Addicted Alligator Isn't that actually just a Jem'Hadar
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Paradoxish posted:Every single time Risa comes up in this thread there are piles of people who are convinced that everyone there has to be some kind of space prostitute. You're right that it's really weird and depressing. The Unlife Aquatic posted:I have to echo these thoughts. This is really depressing. That said some of it is also 'so how would this work, in practice, anyway?' And we don't have a lot of great examples laying around.
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Delsaber posted:James McAvoy as Picard, Tom Hiddleston as Data, Donald Glover as Geordi. Also Will Riker dies in the cave and Tom Riker takes his place.
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