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Wazzerphuk
Feb 9, 2001

Hating Chelsea before it was cool
Winner of the PWM POTM for September
Winner of the PWM POTM for January
Co-Winner of the PWM POTM for March

quote:

Bray Wanderers FC can now officially confirm the club is financially stable for the foreseeable future and have a vision for the future unrivaled by any other Football Club in Ireland.

Wicklow County has unfortunately now attained the accolade of being the North Korea of Ireland for business.

But like all suppressed people, they eventually revolt, a revolution of Football is going to start and Bray Wanderers will be the leaders not just for Wicklow but for Ireland in this revolt.

Ireland produced great world beating players, from Roy Keane, John Giles, Liam Brady, Robbie Keane to Ray Houghton and many many more.

The problem and question is why cannot Ireland produce such great talent anymore.

We at Bray Wanderers are going to answer the questions and solve this problem.

We are going to give Wicklow and Ireland something to be proud of where there will be an academy to rival the best in the world. Our vision and ,rest assured ,we will execute the delivery of our vision is a world class football academy to rival the best in the world.

To achieve this, yes, we are going to and are in preliminary negotiations to buy a new Ground, and will be seeking from Wicklow County Council the rezoning of the land in The Carlisle grounds with the development proceeds used to fund the construction of what will be the best Academy and sporting Grounds in the country.

To keep the club on a sound financial Footing and independently fund this academy and club forevermore, we do have a plan on how to do that.

This will be at no cost to the Exchequer or County Council. But when you operate in North Korea, these options are difficult to achieve, but we will achieve it.

Eventually when we have succeeded in our vision creating the best centre of Excellence in Ireland, based on Academies such as Barcelona Manchester United and other in that caliber, creating the best production line of players in Ireland, we will hand the facility and sustainable business over to a trust who will protect the club and the development of Football in Wicklow & Ireland long after our collective lifetimes.

There will be may naysayers to this and to them, we say,
Ideally we’d bring in Conor McGregor for a quote but our response is,
“One great enemy we must all endeavor to fear not conquering is fear. Fear can cripple purpose and purposeful life. Fear asks question we must fear. Fear makes vision a nightmare. One must always cross the barrier of fear to get to the great city of true purposefulness. A great number of us who are unable to live to accomplish the true reason for our existence on earth are unable to cross the barrier of fear in the first place.”

Those afraid and living Fear, rest assured fear has no place in Bray Wanderers.

Gerry Mulvey
Chairman

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TheBigAristotle
Feb 8, 2007

I'm tired of hearing about money, money, money, money, money.
I just want to play the game, drink Pepsi, wear Reebok.

Grimey Drawer
https://twitter.com/FOARsite/status/890359758930141184

EL BROMANCE
Jun 10, 2006

COWABUNGA DUDES!
🥷🐢😬



With the already bound to be half arsed Miami El Classico falling further apart by the minute, I graciously offer $10 for tickets to see the fiasco in person.

$280 face value for the cheapest seats in the house, absolutely hilarious.

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Aug 31, 2004


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EL BROMANCE
Jun 10, 2006

COWABUNGA DUDES!
🥷🐢😬



Yeah that was the news that inspired. It was allegedly important enough that my local news app gave me an iPhone alert over it. They usually reserve those for missing kids, presidential fuckups, and storms about to destroy the city.

oliwan
Jul 20, 2005

by Nyc_Tattoo
It always amuses me when random people on the internet say things like 'he's not worth it.' Like dozens of money men/coaches/scouts for the likes of Real Madrid don't have inside knowledge of their finances/the best scouting reports/details of image rights/sponsors etc but the people BTL know more because of YouTube and watching a few games. I read a list of the last 20 broken world records and you could only really deem two of them 'failures' and one was Kaka who wasn't really that. Real breaking transfer records...Ronaldo, Figo, Zidane etc all worked. Even when they bought Modric, Ramos etc they were deemed stupid money. All work. Same with Barca and Neymar, Suarez, Alves. All said (bar Suarez) they their fees were ridiculous. All proved wrong. Turns out these clubs do know a bit of what they're doing. Its weighing up risk against reward. They pay the cash now and there's a good chance they have a star/ballon d'or winner in their team for 12/15 years or they wait a couple of seasons and see and then pay more and miss out on a few years of him. If Barca never brought Messi through after his breakout season, they paid a world record for him, people here would say 'not worth it'. They'd have been wrong. It's nice to pretend we know the goings on of football and to think we're experts but do we really know more than the likes of Zidane who wants him. Do we gently caress.

vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011
That's some weird foreplay but it's good that they ask for consent at the end.

straight up brolic
Jan 31, 2007

After all, I was nice in ball,
Came to practice weed scented
Report card like the speed limit

:homebrew::homebrew::homebrew:

https://twitter.com/darrenrovell/status/891297470453432321

Crazy Ted
Jul 29, 2003

There is no :lol: big enough

Like...you could probably cut that bill in half flying Economy Plus to Barcelona or Madrid, going on vacation there for a week, and finishing it off by going to an actual El Clasico.

Hell, even flying Business Class there and doing the same thing you'd probably save some money.

Crazy Ted fucked around with this message at 01:25 on Jul 30, 2017

straight up brolic
Jan 31, 2007

After all, I was nice in ball,
Came to practice weed scented
Report card like the speed limit

:homebrew::homebrew::homebrew:

Also "front row seats" in football arent even the ideal way to watch the game

Nottherealaborn
Nov 12, 2012

straight up brolic posted:

Also "front row seats" in football arent even the ideal way to watch the game

Are there any sports where front row is actually best for watching the game?

straight up brolic
Jan 31, 2007

After all, I was nice in ball,
Came to practice weed scented
Report card like the speed limit

:homebrew::homebrew::homebrew:

santanotreal posted:

Are there any sports where front row is actually best for watching the game?
Basketball

Suqit
Apr 25, 2005

Stars Stripes Freedom Jozy
(Jozy not pictured here)

Nope. Rows 8-12 are the sweet spot.

Shrapnig
Jan 21, 2005

santanotreal posted:

Are there any sports where front row is actually best for watching the game?

Baseball because nothing happens quickly.

EL BROMANCE
Jun 10, 2006

COWABUNGA DUDES!
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It's fun to be on the glass in hockey, but not the best view for the game.

jesus WEP
Oct 17, 2004


santanotreal posted:

Are there any sports where front row is actually best for watching the game?

Boxing and most combat sports

Crazy Ted
Jul 29, 2003

St Evan Echoes posted:

Boxing and most combat sports
Does rally racing count or is the chance that you'll get decapitated in a crash too off-putting?

Crazy Ted fucked around with this message at 12:11 on Jul 30, 2017

Sneaks McDevious
Jul 29, 2010

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
Standing at a hairpin on a rally stage is seriously ftw

trem_two
Oct 22, 2002

it is better if you keep saying I'm fat, as I will continue to score goals
Fun Shoe
https://twitter.com/LFCFansCorner/status/891661275184467968

jesus WEP
Oct 17, 2004


julian assflange posted:

Standing at a hairpin on a rally stage is seriously ftw
yeah true, ive been right on the exit to a chicane at a bike race and it's really cool as well

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Aug 31, 2004


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blue footed boobie
Sep 14, 2012


UEFA SUPREMACY

I'm tackle to double penetration percentage.

vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011
Key passes are OP, IFAB please nerf

hello i am phone
Nov 24, 2005
¿donde estoy?

Do they measure the length of the balls on a cold or hot day?

TheBigAristotle
Feb 8, 2007

I'm tired of hearing about money, money, money, money, money.
I just want to play the game, drink Pepsi, wear Reebok.

Grimey Drawer
e: oops, wrong thread on that comment

TheBigAristotle fucked around with this message at 17:52 on Aug 6, 2017

trem_two
Oct 22, 2002

it is better if you keep saying I'm fat, as I will continue to score goals
Fun Shoe

Weaponized Cum
Aug 31, 2004


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Maradona...

African AIDS cum
Feb 29, 2012


Welcome back, welcome back, welcome baaaack

lol

Meat Wagon
Jul 14, 2004

On a similar note I found out about these guys last week:


They had a cry on twitter because Stoke fans sang a song with swearing in it lol

Bea Nanner
Oct 20, 2003

Je suis excité!
http://www.bbc.com/sport/football/40699431

vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011

Right thread

PirateBob
Jun 14, 2003

Decent use of stats and quite interesting imo

jre
Sep 2, 2011

To the cloud ?



https://twitter.com/sportingawayday/status/896393838067142656

Bea Nanner
Oct 20, 2003

Je suis excité!
wrong thread

TheBigAristotle
Feb 8, 2007

I'm tired of hearing about money, money, money, money, money.
I just want to play the game, drink Pepsi, wear Reebok.

Grimey Drawer

Bea Nanner posted:

wrong thread

Bea Nanner
Oct 20, 2003

Je suis excité!
im still loling. that is the absolute worst way for Barton to preface a statement.

Bea Nanner
Oct 20, 2003

Je suis excité!
except maybe 'if i was a fighting man'

Popehoist
Feb 5, 2008

There you go rubens, all your fault! You went on the wrong side of the car!
im sure he did it ironically

Bea Nanner
Oct 20, 2003

Je suis excité!
it never once occurred to me Barton could be self-aware

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c0burn
Sep 2, 2003

The KKKing
https://twitter.com/Jordan_AC90/status/900293810986647552

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