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Evil SpongeBob
Dec 1, 2005

Not the other one, couldn't stand the other one. Nope nope nope. Here, enjoy this bird.

LingcodKilla posted:

I've got crabs.
So many crabs.

They have special shampoos for that.

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Nostalgia4Dogges
Jun 18, 2004

Only emojis can express my pure, simple stupidity.

Duzzy Funlop posted:

Tons of people have versions of these on campus here, albeit not standalone from-scratch models, it's usually some after-market upgrade package to a normal longboard. I'm assuming either the wheels or the whole axis assembly is replaced.

In any case, you see a whole bunch of folks buzzing around with their hands in their jacket pockets on a skateboard that they're not visibly propelling themselves, and it confused the gently caress out of me the first time I saw it. I'm assuming those things are as affordable as anything else kids have these days, what with expensive as gently caress hightech phones and whatnot.


The one I linked is marketing themselves as the affordable variety. I think they'll actually deliver, but I really doubt they'll make the supposed October deadline. Unsurprisingly all the kick starters and poo poo for these things fall flat on their face and screw people over. I know the boosted board still has people waiting a year later for an extended battery they still market for sale

The one I linked is like $400-600 and others seem to be $800-1400. Didn't realize there were so many options, mostly extremely niche and expensive

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB



Time to start cracking'

Evil SpongeBob
Dec 1, 2005

Not the other one, couldn't stand the other one. Nope nope nope. Here, enjoy this bird.
I'm the counter top of useless junk.

boop the snoot
Jun 3, 2016
I'm the pills bought from InfoWars

UP THE BUM NO BABY
Sep 1, 2011

by Hand Knit
I'm the Orange KickStart

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
I'm the storm of tormented souls snatched from their home by terrible monsters from the Above and quietly snuffed out of existence.



Man, I wanna fry up some shrimp now.

CRUSTY MINGE
Mar 30, 2011

Peggy Hill
Foot Connoisseur
Tile countertops suuuuuck.

I hated cleaning the one I had in Memphis, and it wasn't even white. It's nice to look at, though.

Zeris
Apr 15, 2003

Quality posting direct from my brain to your face holes.

LingcodKilla posted:

Time to start cracking'



nice essential oils

gently caress, this really is the mom thread

beanieson
Sep 25, 2008

I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

Zeris posted:

nice essential oils

gently caress, this really is the mom thread

Mini van chat really set us on top

Mike-o
Dec 25, 2004

Now I'm in your room
And I'm in your bed


Grimey Drawer
Post ur favorite Mom jeans and your favorite host on The View.

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB




My credentials.

Yeah the kitchen was our least favorite part of the house partially due to the tile but we are saving up to remodel.

Duzzy Funlop
Jan 13, 2010

Hi there, would you like to try some spicy products?

More crab pics, damnit!

beanieson
Sep 25, 2008

I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

LingcodKilla posted:



My credentials.

Yeah the kitchen was our least favorite part of the house partially due to the tile but we are saving up to remodel.

I'm the mothballs hanging from the ceiling, staying vigilant against cats walking across your hood

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


Duzzy Funlop posted:

More crab pics, damnit!



Over two pounds of picked meat from just the claws. Doing tacos tonight.

Probably gonna do the leg segments for dinner tomorrow.

LtCol J. Krusinski
May 7, 2013

by Fluffdaddy

LingcodKilla posted:



Over two pounds of picked meat from just the claws. Doing tacos tonight.

Probably gonna do the leg segments for dinner tomorrow.

Where are you at and what do you do that let's you get all this crabing time in?? So jealous. So very very jealous.

LtCol J. Krusinski
May 7, 2013

by Fluffdaddy
Also crab claws cooked with butter and garlic are my goddamn favorite food from this restaurant called Hog & Hominy here in Memphis.

Crazy about that poo poo.

orange juche
Mar 14, 2012



LtCol J. Krusinski posted:

Where are you at and what do you do that let's you get all this crabing time in?? So jealous. So very very jealous.

He lives in the PNW near Tacoma WA.

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


Yup. I can catch a limit of six rock crabs in about two hours after work. The dock i crab from is about five minutes from my house. I really enjoy the quiet time on the water.
Come by during crab season and I'll fill you up with all the fresh crab you can eat.
I'm an hour drive from Seattle directly across the sound.

Bring beer.

Nostalgia4Dogges
Jun 18, 2004

Only emojis can express my pure, simple stupidity.

totally irrelevant but it got me thinking about it

any of you idiots gone "noodling?"

Is that a South thing or purely a white trash thing

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


Nostalgia4Dogges posted:

totally irrelevant but it got me thinking about it

any of you idiots gone "noodling?"

Is that a South thing or purely a white trash thing

It's loving dangerous as all hell. Muskrats, snapping turtles and venomous snakes are all possibilities. Also a good size flathead can generate enough power to drown you if you get really unlucky. Just stupid all around unless you literally need to do it to survive.

McNally
Sep 13, 2007

Ask me about Proposition 305


Do you like muskets?

Nostalgia4Dogges posted:

totally irrelevant but it got me thinking about it

any of you idiots gone "noodling?"

Is that a South thing or purely a white trash thing

It's a southern white trash thing.

Nostalgia4Dogges
Jun 18, 2004

Only emojis can express my pure, simple stupidity.

lmao need to find one on YouTube of a dude reaching into a snapping turtle bite. It must exist

Hell no for me

Hell no to murky water period

orange juche
Mar 14, 2012



Nostalgia4Dogges posted:

totally irrelevant but it got me thinking about it

any of you idiots gone "noodling?"

Is that a South thing or purely a white trash thing

That is a southern white trash thing.

The funny poo poo is when people go noodling and get bit by a snapper or something.

Mr. Mambold
Feb 13, 2011

Aha. Nice post.



Nostalgia4Dogges posted:

totally irrelevant but it got me thinking about it

any of you idiots gone "noodling?"

Is that a South thing or purely a white trash thing

McNally posted:

It's a southern white trash thing.

This. They hold the contest annually in Pauls Valley, Ok off the Washita River. I lived right off the grounds of the state mental institution there when I was a little kid.

Nostalgia4Dogges
Jun 18, 2004

Only emojis can express my pure, simple stupidity.

I've traveled the world over, been in Brazilian favelas, and I still feel like venturing into the Deep South would be the largest culture shock

CRUSTY MINGE
Mar 30, 2011

Peggy Hill
Foot Connoisseur
The deep south is poo poo, but no reason to be more afraid of it than any other region, especially if you're white.

Besides, noodling isn't much of a deep south thing as it is a Bayou or even Okie thing. I never encountered a "noodler" in 15+ years in the south.

beanieson
Sep 25, 2008

I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av
Literally grew up on the bayou and never knew anyone to noodle.

facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns
Rick got his szechuan sauce.

https://twitter.com/JustinRoiland/status/891521911460470784

orange juche
Mar 14, 2012




Good to see McDonald's likes Rick and Morty

Nick Soapdish
Apr 27, 2008



This is the best current event in a long time. Can't wait for more of Season 3.

Third World Reagan
May 19, 2008

Imagine four 'mechs waiting in a queue. Time works the same way.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8odVoKIOZvo

tyler
Jun 2, 2014


:perfect:

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
Well, he's not wrong.

Mr_Ruckus
Jul 8, 2008

I know several people that noodle. I wouldn't do it, because of everything mentioned plus I'm not too thrilled about being the bait.

I did get drawn for an alligator hunting permit this year though!

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


Crab omelet.

beanieson
Sep 25, 2008

I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av
I'm the mini mouse placemat

ElMaligno
Dec 31, 2004

Be Gay!
Do Crime!

im the weakass tapatio sauce.

Duzzy Funlop
Jan 13, 2010

Hi there, would you like to try some spicy products?

I appreciate the weakass tapatio sauce because strong spicy poo poo destroys my innards.

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Zeris
Apr 15, 2003

Quality posting direct from my brain to your face holes.
This is the mom thread, so can you tell us where you found a burly man with big enough hands to help that crab surrender its meat and become an omelet?

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