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Whorelord posted:I [28M] don't know how to deal with my racist father [50sM] anymore I feel bad for him but this is hilarious: quote:His response was to create a new group chat called "political correct people", invite me and leave immediately so I'd be alone in that group...
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# ? Jul 31, 2017 22:40 |
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But Rocks Hurt Head posted:When I was younger, I would have rolled my eyes at the thought of anyone being a dating jinx / perpetually unlucky in their relationships. That someone, through no fault of their own, could land in failed, abusive relationship after failed, abusive relationship. Some people's pickers are broken.
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# ? Jul 31, 2017 22:54 |
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My (24f) 5 year boyfriend (27m) opened up our relationship a year ago and now I'm confused about my feelings for him and just in general.quote:Essentially over a year ago my boyfriend told me he was going to have sex with other women (edit: at first it was specifically a long-time crush but then they didn't sleep together so he wanted to "sow his wild oats" on tinder so he wouldn't regret his youth and I could see how variety is its own experience) and I could break up with him or be in an open relationship. I decided if we set ground rules we could do an open relationship. He seemed apprehensive that I would only accept the relationship opening both ways but ultimately that's how it worked out. Us in a romantic relationship but we could have sex-only partners outside of that. I didn't really have much interest in it at first but as he started spending more time away from home I decided to get a dating app just to see my options. There were a lot more than I thought. Ahahahahahahaha, what a powerful self own on the boyfriend's part.
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# ? Jul 31, 2017 22:54 |
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quote:He seemed apprehensive that I would only accept the relationship opening both ways but ultimately that's how it worked out Lol nice try buddy
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# ? Jul 31, 2017 22:57 |
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But Rocks Hurt Head posted:When I was younger, I would have rolled my eyes at the thought of anyone being a dating jinx / perpetually unlucky in their relationships. That someone, through no fault of their own, could land in failed, abusive relationship after failed, abusive relationship. Eh I think some people just consistently choose bad partners and it sorta is their fault cause I've had friends like that and you can see the abusive personality behind the shallow charm and looks but no matter how much you tell them it's a terrible idea to date that person they're too starry eyed.
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# ? Jul 31, 2017 22:59 |
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WampaLord posted:
I love these
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# ? Jul 31, 2017 23:00 |
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Help, Reddit, my boyfriend may have in his greed turned me into a powerful, sexual godess who no longer needs him.
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# ? Jul 31, 2017 23:01 |
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I [28/M] got my roommates fired from a prestigious job. Neither know it was me and I’m wondering if I should let them know.quote:My friends and I all went to school together and spent countless hours working towards getting a fairly great GLP spot. We all landed at our target company and have worked here just shy of 2 years. Without giving too much away, we work for a company with a lot of fulfillment centres and our job is to manage everything from end-to-end. My friend “Mike” [27/M] and our friend “Lisa” [27/F] and I all work in the same massive division and we oversee a lot of employees – easily 80 to 250 each. Most of our reports are high school grads, some are college educated, many have been doing this type of job for a long time, so they tend to be our age or older. I am being promoted up and into a new division that will take me far away. Part of my transition is an exit interview, one where I highlighted a lot of issues, two being Mike and Lisa. Lisa has a bad temper and treats men with lesser qualifications as lesser people. She can go too far with “a joke” and can take the whole “man talk” thing to wild extremes, often to the point where it’s cruel. Mike treats everyone like poo poo, irrespective. He has a big sense of entitlement based on a few factors and doesn’t give a rat’s rear end about anyone. Outside of work they’re opposite – friendly, kind and caring. They’d go miles out of their way to make you feel like you did them a favor. But, for some reason, at work… they’re unreasonable. Being as how snitches get stitches, I think he should maybe shut the gently caress up and pretend not to know.
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# ? Jul 31, 2017 23:08 |
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fruit on the bottom posted:I [28/M] got my roommates fired from a prestigious job. Neither know it was me and I’m wondering if I should let them know. quote:they also don’t realize I know that they’re secretly dating Oh my god, never loving tell them, they will team up to destroy you. Why would you even have the instinct to tell them? loving idiot.
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# ? Jul 31, 2017 23:10 |
fruit on the bottom posted:I [28/M] got my roommates fired from a prestigious job. Neither know it was me and I’m wondering if I should let them know. "Should I tell my angry, drunk roommates that I got them fired? For some reason I didn't immediately rule out this possibility like a sane person"
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# ? Jul 31, 2017 23:12 |
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How were you born with such a nonfunctional self preservatiom imstinct? Is there some sort of toxoplasmosis but for other humans?
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# ? Jul 31, 2017 23:12 |
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fruit on the bottom posted:I [28/M] got my roommates fired from a prestigious job. Neither know it was me and I’m wondering if I should let them know. There's no way they fired two people on the word of one guy. There was obviously issues with those two before the exit interview, and they figured training 3 new supervisors is preferable to training 1 and having 2 poo poo ones. That said, DO NOT TELL THEM. EVER. You take that poo poo TO YOUR GRAVE.
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# ? Jul 31, 2017 23:13 |
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actually no tell them we need to weed this inclination for self annihilation out of the gene pool
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# ? Jul 31, 2017 23:14 |
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Barudak posted:How were you born with such a nonfunctional self preservatiom imstinct? Is there some sort of toxoplasmosis but for other humans? I believe it's called fuckface-itis and this guy is riddled
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# ? Jul 31, 2017 23:18 |
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WampaLord posted:Why would you even have the instinct to tell them? loving idiot. See also: People who think you have to give new partners a notarized list of every man, woman, sex toy, and vegetable you've ever hosed.
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# ? Jul 31, 2017 23:26 |
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I notice that neither fruit nor tubules were mentioned
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# ? Jul 31, 2017 23:28 |
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You don't have to list which fruits you've hosed until the first anniversary. Everyone knows this.
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# ? Jul 31, 2017 23:29 |
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Haifisch posted:Dumbasses raised to think honesty is the best policy, who somehow become adults without getting smacked in the face because of it. ew, vegetables are gross
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# ? Jul 31, 2017 23:30 |
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quote:they also don’t realize I know that they’re secretly dating This was written with just enough malice, was just enough out of left field that I think we found the real problem he had with their work performance.
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# ? Jul 31, 2017 23:39 |
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Lockback posted:This was written with just enough malice, was just enough out of left field that I think we found the real problem he had with their work performance. As I said, do you REALLY think they're going to fire two supervisors on the word of a guy on his way out the door? Those two were obviously in poo poo already for them to be fired that quickly. HR loves a papertrail.
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# ? Jul 31, 2017 23:49 |
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fruit on the bottom posted:I [28/M] got my roommates fired from a prestigious job. Neither know it was me and I’m wondering if I should let them know. disagree strongly this guy's already getting promoted away so he should be supportive and helpful in the meantime, steer them to suspect everyone else in his position/in line to potentially compete for further promotion and encourage them to gently caress with them, and on his last day moving out he should politely say his goodbyes, segue into detailing exactly what he has done to ruin their lives, and close the door cackling and howling "THAT'S RIGHT! T'WAS MY HAND ON THE BLADE THAT STRUCK YOU LOW!" A Wizard of Goatse fucked around with this message at 23:58 on Jul 31, 2017 |
# ? Jul 31, 2017 23:50 |
The whole thing honestly sounds like a Megg Mogg and Owl plotline
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# ? Jul 31, 2017 23:56 |
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fruit on the bottom posted:I [28/M] got my roommates fired from a prestigious job. Neither know it was me and I’m wondering if I should let them know. He should tell them while taking them out to a super nice dinner to celebrate his promotion. Couch it as "being supportive" and "wanting them to improve". People love that poo poo, especially when it has real negative material impact on their lives.
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# ? Jul 31, 2017 23:58 |
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Bright and yet curiously dense at the same time: I [30 M] walked in on my girlfriend [26 F] of 3 years with a stranger. quote:u/paranoid_arkanoid
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# ? Aug 1, 2017 00:03 |
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Im sorry Mr. and Mrs. Paranoid Arkanoid, but your child will need to repeat kindergarden for another year in a row, or at least until he figures out that 1+1=2
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# ? Aug 1, 2017 00:06 |
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He knows exactly what the score is. He's just trying to jam the puzzle pieces together so that he can get them to make a different answer because he doesn't like that one. He's not dense, he's in denial.
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# ? Aug 1, 2017 00:06 |
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fruit on the bottom posted:He knows exactly what the score is. He's just trying to jam the puzzle pieces together so that he can get them to make a different answer because he doesn't like that one. He's not dense, he's in denial. Theyre not puzzle pieces so much as alphabet blocks that spell out ""Im cheating on you"
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# ? Aug 1, 2017 00:08 |
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The damning thing is that the minute he got home the 'friend from out of town' stuffed his poo poo in a bag and got out of there asap at 9pm. If he was a friend from out of town wouldn't he be staying at her place? And wouldn't he be happy to meet his friend's boyfriend? I mean there's denial and the there's.. I dunno, the amazon? Something something.
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# ? Aug 1, 2017 00:18 |
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Barudak posted:Theyre not puzzle pieces so much as alphabet blocks that spell out ""Im cheating on you" Pushes blocks into "No anime, itchy goun" "I just feel like I'm so close"
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# ? Aug 1, 2017 00:22 |
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I'm not going to post it, but holy crap at the Dog one under New.
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# ? Aug 1, 2017 00:24 |
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You can't just tease them like that, but yeah jfc. Ever seen the first episode of house of cards? That's kind of what we're looking at here. Trigger warning: mercy kill Am I (27F) a monster for mercy killing my dog? quote:So this happened yesterday and I'm hoping for some perspective on it. My dog was hit by a car after she ran out of the door when I opened it. She surprised me and we live on a busy street, unfortunately I was unable to catch her before she was hit by a car. My boyfriend heard me yelling for the dog and came outside with me and saw the aftermath of the injury. The person who hit her sped away and my boyfriend headed down the road to see if they stopped to get a licence plate. I inspected my dog and her stomach had been crushed and her intestines were spilling out. She was still alive but in a lot of pain. I come from a family that treats animals like property, and when they become too sick or injured to survive or are unable to survive without expensive treatment we kill them (sorry, I know that is blunt but I don't have a way to explain it better). I grew up on a farm where this is normal. Dogs that were attacked by wild animals or infected by something were buried out back. They were treated just like our chickens that were killed when they stopped producing eggs.
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# ? Aug 1, 2017 00:27 |
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I understand her viewpoint but still, I would sever that very minute.
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# ? Aug 1, 2017 00:31 |
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fruit on the bottom posted:You can't just tease them like that, but yeah jfc. I hope when the time comes I can be as good an owner to my pets that she is. Stone Cold, but she did the right thing. Boyfriend's initial reaction was understandable, but he's a pansy rear end millennial softy for not getting over it once he calmed down. TOOT BOOT posted:I understand her viewpoint but still, I would sever that very minute. It's guts we're squished out. No coming back from that. What should she have done? Painfully drag it into the car, painfully carry it into the vet so he can give it a lethal injection?
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# ? Aug 1, 2017 00:31 |
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He saw that the relationship could not survive and snapped it's neck.
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# ? Aug 1, 2017 00:31 |
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I bet she gives great handjobs
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# ? Aug 1, 2017 00:32 |
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If your dog's insides are becoming its outsides then there isn't much a vet can do
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# ? Aug 1, 2017 00:33 |
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WampaLord posted:Okay, a warning in advance, this one is crazy long but holy poo poo, y'all. HOLY poo poo, Y'ALL. Oh come on, you expect me to believe this guy was telling the truth and didn't write this one handed "my mom is touching my junk, wearing skimpy outfits, talking about my dick, going crazy around my fiancee... Like, is this normal???" lmao
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# ? Aug 1, 2017 00:33 |
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Propaganda Hour posted:If your dog's insides are becoming its outsides then there isn't much a vet can do The only thing weirding me out is how zen she seems to be about everything. Like even him freaking out and breaking up with her she's like "I can understand that perspective"
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# ? Aug 1, 2017 00:35 |
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TOOT BOOT posted:I understand her viewpoint but still, I would sever that very minute. Much like the dog's spine.
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# ? Aug 1, 2017 00:37 |
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fruit on the bottom posted:The only thing weirding me out is how zen she seems to be about everything. Like even him freaking out and breaking up with her she's like "I can understand that perspective" She's able to separate her actions from her emotions. Lo-gi-cal. I'd be all over that in a second.
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