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JIZZ DENOUEMENT posted:It's torture but also that sand queen lady deserves it because she killed the daughter Lannister, literally the only harmless Lannister. Thommen or whatever was pretty chill. Just wanted to be nice to people and bang his baller hot philanthropist wife. Pity his mom was a raving lunatic.
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Outrail posted:Thommen or whatever was pretty chill. Just wanted to be nice to people and bang his baller hot philanthropist wife. Pity his mom was a raving lunatic. Thommen was basically Sweet Robin but slightly less retarded. Still a little bitchboy though
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CAPTAIN CAPSLOCK posted:Thommen was basically Sweet Robin but slightly less retarded. Still a little bitchboy though He's that milquetoast friend who nobody thinks about until you stumble on his hosed up homegrown porn featuring his otherwise equally boring girlfriend.
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Aug 1, 2017 00:43
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Outrail posted:Also, what's the bet Danny flaps a dragon up to Winterfell and is promptly warged by Brann because being a big screech lizard is somehow more annoying than a sled bound cripple?
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You can tell who doesn't read the books in here because they're the losers who actually think show urine is cool or good in any way. He's a pervy redneck uncle who creeps the family out every thanksgiving by hitting on the nieces. Seriously book Euron is sooo much cooler, he has a torture boat, Valyrian steel armor, and just exudes evil in an intimidating way the show version could never pull off. Kromlech fucked around with this message at 01:17 on Aug 1, 2017 |
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JIZZ DENOUEMENT posted:It's torture but also that sand queen lady deserves it because she killed the daughter Lannister, literally the only harmless Lannister.  but titty snake did nothing wrong and i wanted her to end up with Bronn happily ever after.
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Aug 1, 2017 01:09
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Joffrey got the evil from the incest. His brain was broke and he got off on being mean. Tommen was stupid. Girl kid was a whore.
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For real though whoever is behind the general advice of "don't do what Aegon Targaryen did and just go to King's Landing with your dragons and burn the gently caress out of anyone who won't bend the knee" is a moron. Why even go to Dragonstone? There's no army at KL expecting anything to happen and if you just roll up with an invasion fleet and dragons what exactly are they going to do? COMRADES fucked around with this message at 01:48 on Aug 1, 2017 |
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Aug 1, 2017 01:45
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COMRADES posted:For real though whoever is behind the general advice of "don't do what Aegon Targaryen did and just go to King's Landing with your dragons and burn the gently caress out of anyone who won't bend the knee" is a moron. This is pretty sound advice. Just keep burning and feeding dickheads to the screech lizards until there's only good people left. But leave frosty the stomp giant outta this. He chill.
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Aug 1, 2017 01:49
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What a load of old poo poo. Lol E: even the dialogue sucks
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I'm assuming I haven't missed an explanation as to what's going on with the mountain, looking all purply and likely reanimated underneath that armour, right? Think they'll explain what the hell is going on there? What's the deal in the books?
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Rupert Buttermilk posted:I'm assuming I haven't missed an explanation as to what's going on with the mountain, looking all purply and likely reanimated underneath that armour, right? He's been reanimated with alchemy and pseudo science which turned his skin purple. Duh.
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Aug 1, 2017 02:08
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In the books he has no head. They sent it to Dorne.
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Aug 1, 2017 02:12
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Haha, so there's a headless mountain staggering around the red keep with tubes and poo poo while he knocks over urns and crashes down stairs? That'd be hilarious background poo poo while Cercie is trying to be be the queen of terror and gently caress can someone fish Cleggane out of the moat again.
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Lol at any one who reads the books because there is no way they'll ever be finished. I think GRRM has secretly given up on it and is just saying 'yeaaaah the book's gonna come out one day'
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COMRADES posted:In the books he has no head. They sent it to Dorne. lol i dont remember that being the case but i 100% believe it
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COMRADES posted:In the books he has no head. They sent it to Dorne. in the books you dont know what's going on under the helmet because he appears once, and he's talked about once, and there's nothing else known yet he probably has someone else's head, and it's too small so the helmet is bolted onto his neck or some poo poo orrrrrr qyburn pulled out his bones to mail to dorne to cover his tracks and the hlemet is robert strong's skin
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facebook jihad posted:Lol at any one who reads the books because there is no way they'll ever be finished. Gurm's just as excited as all of us to see what happens next!
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if i was that fat fuckers publisher i would have lit a fire under his clogged artery rear end 10 years ago. the ship has sailed on his books now
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Didn't Euron get stabbed in the dick during the fight? And get hit a bunch more? Is there some reason he's seemingly completely uninjured?
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A Strange Aeon posted:Didn't Euron get stabbed in the dick during the fight? And get hit a bunch more? Is there some reason he's seemingly completely uninjured? Euron didn't get stabbed. It was some other random soldier. The dark shaky-rear end camera work makes it hard to see though. He got whipped like twice
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COMRADES posted:For real though whoever is behind the general advice of "don't do what Aegon Targaryen did and just go to King's Landing with your dragons and burn the gently caress out of anyone who won't bend the knee" is a moron. This was only addressed in the second episode of season 7 during the war counsel meeting at Dragonstone with essentially every important house not Lannister present and was a key scene in setting up the rest of the season but I can see how you missed it.
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A Strange Aeon posted:Didn't Euron get stabbed in the dick during the fight? And get hit a bunch more? Is there some reason he's seemingly completely uninjured? he got that swagger armor
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It's not that Euron isn't cool it's that he's Gyp Rosetti.
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dialhforhero posted:This was only addressed in the second episode of season 7 during the war counsel meeting at Dragonstone with essentially every important house not Lannister present and was a key scene in setting up the rest of the season but I can see how you missed it. Admittedly I haven't seen the latest episode but I'm sure it was some bullshit cowardice  ArgumentatumE.C.T. posted:in the books you dont know what's going on under the helmet because he appears once, and he's talked about once, and there's nothing else known yet Well but you have to read between the lines with these books. Exhibit A: The skull sent to Dorne was notably huge - they didn't send them a fake Exhibit B: Bran's vision - "There were shadows all around them. One shadow was dark as ash, with the terrible face of a hound. Another was armored like the sun, golden and beautiful. Over them both loomed a giant in armor made of stone, but when he opened his visor, there was nothing inside but darkness and thick black blood." Circumstantial I guess but in the books you can't see inside his helmet, a few different characters mention it iirc. Yeah maybe there's some skin puppet thing going on in there or it's someone else's head but his head is definitely removed from his body and in Dorne. COMRADES fucked around with this message at 04:34 on Aug 1, 2017 |
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dialhforhero posted:This was only addressed in the second episode of season 7 during the war counsel meeting at Dragonstone with essentially every important house not Lannister present and was a key scene in setting up the rest of the season but I can see how you missed it. I just don't understand how loving Cersei outfoxed Tyrion--it seems completely against everything we know about the characters.
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A Strange Aeon posted:I just don't understand how loving Cersei outfoxed Tyrion--it seems completely against everything we know about the characters. It was Jaime, he said literally how he outsmarted him.
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A Strange Aeon posted:I just don't understand how loving Cersei outfoxed Tyrion--it seems completely against everything we know about the characters. I'm sure it's costumed as a character arc, but you're right it's completely undeserved of her. Up to the end of the books, Cersei has been completely humiliated in a way that makes you think that her unbridled rage might be quieted in a way that she might actually become effective in the future. But in the show, she doesn't change at all, and everything's coming up roses for her. Plus yeah, you can thank Euron, Jaime, and Randyll Tarly for the military wins; but still..
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Atlas Hugged posted:It's not that Euron isn't cool it's that he's Gyp Rosetti. is this some gipsy crack? idk
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COMRADES posted:For real though whoever is behind the general advice of "don't do what Aegon Targaryen did and just go to King's Landing with your dragons and burn the gently caress out of anyone who won't bend the knee" is a moron. Dragonstone is a real dumb place to base operations for an invasion since it's a loving island. Land in Dorne, consolidate with Highgarden, quickly win over the leaderless Stormlands.
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Blue Raider posted:is this some gipsy crack? idk Mobster baddie in season 3 of Boardwalk Empire. Easily defeated everyone throughout the season but was ultimately defeated and forgotten by the last episode of the season never to be mentioned again. Fun character with a good actor, but was wearing plot armor so think he never felt like an actual threat. He was just a walking talking plot device.
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Waltzing Along posted:Joffrey got the evil from the incest. His brain was broke and he got off on being mean.  How was she a whore? She kissed a boy so she deserved to die?
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COMRADES posted:Admittedly I haven't seen the latest episode but I'm sure it was some bullshit cowardice ill bet qyburn glued some random rear end in a top hat's brain into the helmet oh gently caress what if it was tywin's brain, would it have gone sour yet? there could be any brain in there, poo poo there could be like 3 brains in a big pile
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In the book they don't acknowledge him as the Mountain either. He's just an unknown knight who mysteriously showed up to be Cersei's bodyguard.
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Kromlech posted:You can tell who doesn't read the books in here because they're the losers who actually think show urine is cool or good in any way. He's a pervy redneck uncle who creeps the family out every thanksgiving by hitting on the nieces. it would have taken entire season to establish book Euron as a character, too late now
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I googled show Euron and he doesn't even appear to have an eyepatch. That's kind of boring.
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ep4 has quite nice budget so expect lot of fighting and sceneries oh who am I kidding, it's gonna be couple more minutes of screentime for the loving dragons
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Kromlech posted:You can tell who doesn't read the books in here because they're the losers who actually think show urine is cool or good in any way. He's a pervy redneck uncle who creeps the family out every thanksgiving by hitting on the nieces. Torture boat and walking around covered in armor sounds pretty lame tbh. That sounds like someone tried to combine Ramsay with the mountain and put him on a boat. (Justifiably) Cocky, violent and slightly crazy but not stupid Euron is much better than just another ~pure evil~ comic book-esque character. As for the pervy thing, it's not that "out there" considering the other characters. At least he doesn't gently caress his sister like Jaime, who nobody seems to complain about.
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yeah I eat rear end posted:As for the pervy thing, it's not that "out there" considering the other characters. At least he doesn't gently caress his sister like Jaime, who nobody seems to complain about. Book Euron diddled his brother's newly wed wife and then hosed off to Essos to get high on milk of the poppy and capture black mages to learn their secrets. The sudden storm before raiding fleet the snakes were traveling on was a hint of that. Book Euron was a cocky, hedonistic villain also but just a bit more subtle in his ways quote:Euron is a wildly unpredictable man, known for his delight in playing vicious mind games and waging psychological warfare on anyone around him. He is hated by his brothers for this reason. A skilled warrior and manipulator, Euron is cunning, shrewd and ruthless. I'm not saying that show Euron isn't too far from the description but there are ways to turn promising character into poo poo by poo poo writing Nebelwerfer fucked around with this message at 07:12 on Aug 1, 2017 |
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