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Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



https://twitter.com/WYR_bot/status/888383790145568769

obviously the ba.. wait, what kind of ball is it? :thunk:

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Devonaut
Jul 10, 2001

Devoted Astronaut

maybe it wouldn't be so horrible if it just got a kiss every now and then

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



i chose to kiss the horse over that ball. i dont know what ball it is or where its been but i know the horse is horrible & thats ok

WrenP-Complete
Jul 27, 2012

The immediacy of the ball "this ball" contrasted with the distance of "a horrible horse" is the sticking point for me.

Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012

"From each according to his ability" said Ares. It sounded like a quotation.
Buglord

WrenP-Complete posted:

The immediacy of the ball "this ball" contrasted with the distance of "a horrible horse" is the sticking point for me.

wyr bot stands in front of a stable. "would you rather kiss this ball" it asks you, "or a horrible horse?" you notice that an ball rests in its hand while the other hand rests on the stable door. you cannot see the horse.

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



WrenP-Complete posted:

The immediacy of the ball "this ball" contrasted with the distance of "a horrible horse" is the sticking point for me.

yea exactly! "this ball" is far scarier than "a horrible horse"

i wanna shake wyrbot by their shoulders and shout why why this ball

Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

"this ball" is eerily benign

at least with "a horrible horse" you know that it's just gonna be gross or something. the ball might turn out to be made of cyanide, or it might be magic and when you kiss it you turn into the ball, or something

go with the horse

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



its what a bond villain would say

"... or this ball" *holds up an object covered by a silken blanket & smugly catches your eyes*

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

we vibin'
we slidin'
we breathin'
we dyin'

what if it's a horse ball

Silver Alicorn
Mar 30, 2008

𝓪 𝓻𝓮𝓭 𝓹𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓪 𝓲𝓼 𝓪 𝓬𝓾𝓻𝓲𝓸𝓾𝓼 𝓼𝓸𝓻𝓽 𝓸𝓯 𝓬𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓽𝓾𝓻𝓮
bad horse :horse: :iamafag:

my girlfriend is Legos
Apr 24, 2013

my girlfriend is Legos posted:

https://twitter.com/WYR_bot/status/805502015153598465

some time ago i made it my mission to vote wrong on every wyr bot tweet i saw. i felt bad about this one so i'd just like to go on record taking it back :(

https://twitter.com/WYR_bot/status/888836840677146624

it happened again. i'm sorry grandma :(

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

https://twitter.com/WYR_bot/status/888927451216269312

help wyrbot is coming on to me

spankmeister
Jun 15, 2008







Man this is a tough one.

Rollersnake
May 9, 2005

Please, please don't let me end up in a threesome with the lunch lady and a gay pirate. That would hit a little too close to home.
Unlockable Ben
Don't think anyone's posted this one yet.

https://twitter.com/sloganotron/status/853407449583407104
https://twitter.com/sloganotron/status/856080076848472065
https://twitter.com/sloganotron/status/858480911528099844
https://twitter.com/sloganotron/status/882987353966555137
https://twitter.com/sloganotron/status/861651796619653120

Rollersnake fucked around with this message at 16:05 on Jul 23, 2017

vodkat
Jun 30, 2012



cannot legally be sold as vodka

Powaqoatse posted:

I trained an A.I. to generate British placenames

https://medium.com/@hondanhon/i-trained-a-neural-net-to-generate-british-placenames-9460e907e4e9


dont go too near Stroby’s Hill or youll go blind, the old wives tale goes. feh, hogwash! i say

Most of these are real places and I've even been to some of them. You won't fool me that easily :colbert:

Murderion
Oct 4, 2009

2019. New York is in ruins. The global economy is spiralling. Cyborgs rule over poisoned wastes.

The only time that's left is
FUN TIME
Cockbeach is lovely this time of year, even in the rain.

Especially in the rain.

Moist von Lipwig
Oct 28, 2006

by FactsAreUseless
Tortured By Flan

Murderion posted:

Cockbeach is lovely this time of year, even in the rain.

Especially in the rain.

the only town that's 3 times smaller in the winter

Philippe
Aug 9, 2013

(she/her)

holy poo poo

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

https://twitter.com/sloganotron/status/889102696673923072

https://twitter.com/sloganotron/status/886701861893533698

https://twitter.com/sloganotron/status/881039509227307008

https://twitter.com/sloganotron/status/880133539597078530

https://twitter.com/sloganotron/status/876872073406275585

Could use a wider range of source material though

Synthbuttrange fucked around with this message at 05:59 on Jul 24, 2017

Murderion
Oct 4, 2009

2019. New York is in ruins. The global economy is spiralling. Cyborgs rule over poisoned wastes.

The only time that's left is
FUN TIME
The ropes chafe against your wrists. A man walks down the road towards you. He wears crude fur boots, a short, tanned loincloth and a cow's skull strapped to his head. Sweat prickles on your skin, the bus is still burning nearby. He is getting closer. His skin is streaked with mud and intricate whorls of woad. A hand drags you to your feet from behind. You are not too weak to stand, but cannot hope to resist. Fetishes are tied to the staff in his hand. Dried animal parts, runes, the hood ornament from a Fiat Brava. He stands just a few feet in front of you. You smell earth and raw humanity.

"Welcome", he whispers, "to Fapton."

NoneMoreNegative
Jul 20, 2000
GOTH FASCISTIC
PAIN
MASTER




shit wizard dad

https://twitter.com/feud_exe/status/889921856043720704

:o:

pray for my aunt
Feb 13, 2012

14980c8b8a96fd9e279796a61cf82c9c
Fapton is where Lovers Cormon Log.

NoneMoreNegative
Jul 20, 2000
GOTH FASCISTIC
PAIN
MASTER




shit wizard dad

https://twitter.com/MagicRealismBot/status/890168183432159232

lomarfin

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

we vibin'
we slidin'
we breathin'
we dyin'

lmfao

Moist von Lipwig
Oct 28, 2006

by FactsAreUseless
Tortured By Flan

omg

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

https://twitter.com/MagicRealismBot/status/888597785758412800

https://twitter.com/MagicRealismBot/status/887510588800155648

https://twitter.com/MagicRealismBot/status/885517390535995392

Moist von Lipwig
Oct 28, 2006

by FactsAreUseless
Tortured By Flan
Killing it

Collateral Damage
Jun 13, 2009

Magic Realism Bot is on a roll.

Crusader
Apr 11, 2002

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EFHyzuqjaok

Rollersnake
May 9, 2005

Please, please don't let me end up in a threesome with the lunch lady and a gay pirate. That would hit a little too close to home.
Unlockable Ben
https://twitter.com/picdescbot/status/890497023409041408

Chalks
Sep 30, 2009

https://twitter.com/picdescbot/status/889228702739034112

Maximum Planck
Feb 16, 2012

a good bot!

https://twitter.com/picdescbot/status/885333055350689792
https://twitter.com/picdescbot/status/877224601260085250
https://twitter.com/picdescbot/status/878311811904360449
:3:

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007


Synthbuttrange fucked around with this message at 10:14 on Aug 2, 2017

Crusader
Apr 11, 2002

https://twitter.com/magicrealismbot/status/892704974634835968

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

we vibin'
we slidin'
we breathin'
we dyin'


gently caress!!

flakeloaf
Feb 26, 2003

Still better than android clock

no capitalism, is a corporate oligarchy okay

theflyingexecutive
Apr 22, 2007


everyone needs to read blueprints of the afterlife btw

NoneMoreNegative
Jul 20, 2000
GOTH FASCISTIC
PAIN
MASTER




shit wizard dad

http://lewisandquark.tumblr.com/post/163753995072/craft-beer-names-invented-by-neural-network

With over 4,000 craft breweries in the United States alone, people are having trouble finding unique names for their beers. That’s a problem, because when two breweries accidentally use the same name, it results in potential confusion at best and at worst, a legal battle. Litigation over craft beer trademarks is noticeably on the rise.

I decided to find out whether a neural network can help.

A neural network is a type of computer program that, among its many talents, can learn to imitate datasets just by looking at enough examples. I’ve used them to name kittens, metal bands, Pokemon, paint colors, and more.

I knew I wanted to train the neural network separately for different kinds of beers. Different categories of beers have their own distinct naming conventions; in theory, you should roughly be able to tell a stout from an IPA from a double IPA by the name alone.

Ryan Mandelbaum of Gizmodo sparked this project by putting me in touch with Andy Haraldson, who very generously provided me with a huge dataset of hundreds of thousands of beer names that he extracted from BeerAdvocate.com. There were over 90 types of beer in the full dataset (for example, black ales, belgian dark ales, euro dark lagers, schwarzbier, dark wheat ales, and english mild dark ales). To make the task manageable (and to combine a few datasets that only had a few hundred unique names) Eva Gulotty sorted them into broader groups. And then I set the neural network to work on each category.

It worked. The neural network produced unique names that were plausible, or weirdly awesome, or so outlandish that they sounded like the sort of beer you could only buy after a multi-day scavenger hunt involving hang gliding, codebreaking, and Fairbanks, Alaska.

I give you: craft beer names, invented by neural network.


IPAs

Dang River
Earth Dock IPA
Yamquak
Bigly Bomb Session IPA
Binglezard Flack
Jain Is The Dog
Earth 2 Sanebus
Tower Of Ergelon
Toe Deal
Juicy Dripple IPA
Flying Rocks IPA
Yall In Wool
Earth Pump
Heaven Cat
Heart Compost
Wicked Geee
Text 5 Of The IPA
Cockamarin Hard IPA
Test Tha IPA
Yampy
Widee Banger Fripper IPA
Oarahe Momnila Day Revenge Bass Cornationn Yerve Of Aterid Ale

Strong Pale Ales (Doubles, Triples, etc)

The Great Rebelgion
Trippel Lock
Thick Back
The Fraggerbar
Dankering
Third Maus
Sip’s The Stunks Belgian Tripel
Slambertangeriss
Third Danger
Track Of The Wind
Devil’s Chard
Spore Of Gold
The Actoompe
Brother Panty Tripel
The Oldumbrett’s Ring
The Vunker The Finger
Gunder Of Traz
Cherry Boof Cornester
Strange Fast
Drammnt
Humple La Bobstore Barrel Aged
Thrennt Rem Wine Barrel Aged Monkay Tripel

Amber Ales

Snarging Red
Warmel Halce’s Comput Ale
Fire Pipe
Blangelfest
Stoodemfest
La Cat Tas Oo Ma Ale
Ole Blood Whisk
Frog Trail Ale
Ricias Donkey Brain
Sacky Rover
Gate Rooster
Cramberhand
O'Busty Irish Red
Helusto’s Humpin’ Red
The Hunty
Rickin Organic Red Deaath
River Smush Hoppy Amber Ale
Rivernillion Amber
Special North Wish Leifstic Imperial Red
Ambre O Woo’s Omella Imperial Red Ale

Stouts

I The Moon
The Bopberry Stout
Cherry Coconut Mint Chocolate Stout
Black Morning
Sir Coffee
Shock State
Take Bean
Single Horde
Whata Stout
Shany Lace
Black Sink Stout
Barrel Aged Chocolate Milksmoke
Shump
Morning Dave - Vanilla Coffee Stout
Avidberry
Dark Thomblan
Jrankers Java Stout
Spulgican’s Chocolate Coconut Pamper
Cherry Trout Stout
Bold Oot Stout
Pimperdiginistic The Blacksmith W/ Cherry Stout

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



gonna get me some Ricias Donkey Brain

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Collateral Damage
Jun 13, 2009

I think I've had a few of those already.

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