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Robo Reagan
Feb 12, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

Three Olives posted:

http://www.cnn.com/2017/08/02/politics/kfile-sam-clovis-blog-posts/index.html

Good news, Trump's nominee to be the department of agriculture's chief scientist, who in not a scientist in any sense of the imagination is also a deranged loon.

i love that picking literally the exact opposite person you want for a position is the one consistent thing about the trump presidency

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LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

ElGroucho posted:

What the gently caress, I'm 34

She looks like she could be my mom

Same, poo poo she looks like a 45y/o burnt out soccer mom.

ROFL Octopus
Jun 20, 2014

LET ME EXPLAIN

Three Olives posted:

http://www.cnn.com/2017/08/02/politics/kfile-sam-clovis-blog-posts/index.html

Good news, Trump's nominee to be the department of agriculture's chief scientist, who in not a scientist in any sense of the imagination is also a deranged loon.

Glad to see dad gay moving up in the world

Robo Reagan
Feb 12, 2012

by Fluffdaddy
please stop insulting Arkansas's most beautiful woman

Telephones
Apr 28, 2013
Sarah Huckabee Sanders is disgusting, both inside and out. You take a look at her, she's a slob, she talks like a truck driver. She's basically a disaster. When you look at her, and when you see the mind, the mind is is weak. I don't see it, I don't get it, I never understood how does she even get on television. I believe Trump made a terrible mistake putting her on and I think he is probably paying a big price. If I were running the country I'd fire her. I mean I'd look her right in her fat ugly face of hers and say, Sarah you're fired.

We're all a little chubby but Sarah is just worse than most of us. But it's not the chubbiness, Sarah is a very unattractive person both inside and out. Sarah's a person that's very luck to have her father. And she better be careful or I'll send one of my friends over to pick up her father. Why would he stay with Sarah if he had another choice? I'd like to take some money out of her fat-rear end pockets.

I actually think they aught to look at her whole life and see where's she's coming from, because I think she's got some very deep seated problems. Sarah is a loser.

Robo Reagan
Feb 12, 2012

by Fluffdaddy
gbs hates women

Iron Prince
Aug 28, 2005
Buglord

ROFL Octopus posted:

Glad to see dad gay moving up in the world

gently caress u

ElGroucho
Nov 1, 2005

We already - What about sticking our middle fingers up... That was insane
Fun Shoe
Sarah is a mess

sexpot
Nov 12, 2016

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
Kinda disappointed in the Internet for the lack of Sarah Huckabee Sanders googly-eye photoshops, we should be swimming in 'em by now

armchairyoda
Sep 17, 2008
Melman

Telephones posted:

Sarah Huckabee Sanders is disgusting, both inside and out. You take a look at her, she's a slob, she talks like a truck driver. She's basically a disaster. When you look at her, and when you see the mind, the mind is is weak. I don't see it, I don't get it, I never understood how does she even get on television. I believe Trump made a terrible mistake putting her on and I think he is probably paying a big price. If I were running the country I'd fire her. I mean I'd look her right in her fat ugly face of hers and say, Sarah you're fired.

We're all a little chubby but Sarah is just worse than most of us. But it's not the chubbiness, Sarah is a very unattractive person both inside and out. Sarah's a person that's very luck to have her father. And she better be careful or I'll send one of my friends over to pick up her father. Why would he stay with Sarah if he had another choice? I'd like to take some money out of her fat-rear end pockets.

I actually think they aught to look at her whole life and see where's she's coming from, because I think she's got some very deep seated problems. Sarah is a loser.

This guy for pres!.. OH poo poo!

UnfortunateSexFart
May 18, 2008

𒃻 𒌓𒁉𒋫 𒆷𒁀𒅅𒆷
𒆠𒂖 𒌉 𒌫 𒁮𒈠𒈾𒅗 𒂉 𒉡𒌒𒂉𒊑



I thought America interfering in everyone else's countries was just silently acknowledged as something that they can and will do, but can't be done to them. But I am just a mere American client state citizen myself.

Random Stranger
Nov 27, 2009



Tumble posted:

the funny thing is, I'd be thrilled by a proper "Buy American" push, that's a worthy goal. it's just too bad it's become a republican talking point because they're The Worst

The thing is that a "Buy American" push demonstrates that they know jack poo poo about the economy and how it works, but do know rhetoric. Plenty of people already "Buy American". Assuming the Chinese aren't lying about their economic numbers (a bad assumption), then we only fell to second place in manufacturing in the past year or two. So we're selling tons of poo poo, it's just that other than our agricultural products, it's not the kind of thing that the typical American consumer is buying regularly. So no, your sunglasses and plastic knick-knacks aren't being made in the US, but your MRI machine is. And there isn't an American to buy that stuff from anymore because those jobs and firms went away decades ago.

It's basically pandering to the people who think that it can be 1960 again through phrasing that sounds inoffensive.

Damnit, that's not a lol post. Has anyone pointed out lately that Donald "the Fat" Trump is actually president? And I mean, president of the United States, not president of a soon to be bankrupt real-estate firm.

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

ElGroucho posted:

What the gently caress, I'm 34

She looks like she could be my mom

Nah she looks like an ugly heavy milf (with a gag 🏀)

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

Gadzuko posted:

Yeah, George W's cabinet and appointees were conservative but usually smart and just trying to push their agenda. Obama appointees were pushing an opposite agenda. Trump appointees are too stupid to know whether to call someone a "race traitor" or "race trader."

Is a race trader a thing? Like besides African slaves?

Robo Reagan
Feb 12, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

Random Stranger posted:

The thing is that a "Buy American" push demonstrates that they know jack poo poo about the economy and how it works, but do know rhetoric. Plenty of people already "Buy American". Assuming the Chinese aren't lying about their economic numbers (a bad assumption), then we only fell to second place in manufacturing in the past year or two. So we're selling tons of poo poo, it's just that other than our agricultural products, it's not the kind of thing that the typical American consumer is buying regularly. So no, your sunglasses and plastic knick-knacks aren't being made in the US, but your MRI machine is. And there isn't an American to buy that stuff from anymore because those jobs and firms went away decades ago.

It's basically pandering to the people who think that it can be 1960 again through phrasing that sounds inoffensive.

the important thing is whether or not our hellfire missiles are made in america or not because if were bombing the poo poo out of some browns then i want to be sure they'll die in a quality loving explosion

NotWearingPants
Jan 3, 2006

by Nyc_Tattoo
Nap Ghost

Burt Sexual posted:

Nah she looks like an ugly heavy milf (with a gag 🏀)

you know milf is an acronym, right?

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

Telephones posted:

Sarah Huckabee Sanders is disgusting, both inside and out. You take a look at her, she's a slob, she talks like a truck driver. She's basically a disaster. When you look at her, and when you see the mind, the mind is is weak. I don't see it, I don't get it, I never understood how does she even get on television. I believe Trump made a terrible mistake putting her on and I think he is probably paying a big price. If I were running the country I'd fire her. I mean I'd look her right in her fat ugly face of hers and say, Sarah you're fired.

We're all a little chubby but Sarah is just worse than most of us. But it's not the chubbiness, Sarah is a very unattractive person both inside and out. Sarah's a person that's very luck to have her father. And she better be careful or I'll send one of my friends over to pick up her father. Why would he stay with Sarah if he had another choice? I'd like to take some money out of her fat-rear end pockets.

I actually think they aught to look at her whole life and see where's she's coming from, because I think she's got some very deep seated problems. Sarah is a loser.

Quote?

Robo Reagan
Feb 12, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

NotWearingPants posted:

you know milf is an acronym, right?

also a type of terrorist

Random Stranger
Nov 27, 2009



Robo Reagan posted:

the important thing is whether or not our hellfire missiles are made in america or not because if were bombing the poo poo out of some browns then i want to be sure they'll die in a quality loving explosion

drat straight they are. We're not cranking out some lovely AK's over here, we've got high quality munitions.

Lime Tonics
Nov 7, 2015

by FactsAreUseless
https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/892920397162848257?ref_src=twsrc%5Egoogle%7Ctwcamp%5Eserp%7Ctwgr%5Etweet

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Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

NotWearingPants posted:

you know milf is an acronym, right?

Your mom does.

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

(Homes)

END OF AN ERROR
May 16, 2003

IT'S LEGO, not Legos. Heh



I'm the And More

Catastrophe
Oct 5, 2007

Committed to burn twice as long and half as bright

turn off the TV
Aug 4, 2010

moderately annoying


lol

Telephones
Apr 28, 2013

dam

Random Stranger
Nov 27, 2009




So.... how many hours until the voice recording hits?

ROFL Octopus
Jun 20, 2014

LET ME EXPLAIN


Reminds me of that time he had to go on national television to state that his hands+dick are not small and in fact are very bigly

Robo Reagan
Feb 12, 2012

by Fluffdaddy
cnn should do a report about how trump totally didnt collude with russia just to see what happens

StupidSexyVaultGuy
Jul 26, 2003



Daniel Lennard for Head of the FDA.

Code Jockey
Jan 24, 2006

69420 basic bytes free

wonderful, just wonderful

Catastrophe
Oct 5, 2007

Committed to burn twice as long and half as bright

Robo Reagan posted:

cnn should do a report about how trump totally didnt collude with russia just to see what happens

"BREAKING NEWS: New photos obtained by CNN prove that Butt's penis is in the lowest 5%, size-wise. Coverage coming tonight at 10PM."

19 seconds later, his Twitter feed has a dick pic with "FAKE NEWS" written on it in sharpie.

NotWearingPants
Jan 3, 2006

by Nyc_Tattoo
Nap Ghost

I read that poo poo and forget about it the second it leaves my field of vision. Why don't the democrats just take Bernie Sander's top talking points, slap them on a stars and stripe background with a DNC logo and call it a day?

ElGroucho
Nov 1, 2005

We already - What about sticking our middle fingers up... That was insane
Fun Shoe

Catastrophe posted:

19 seconds later, his Twitter feed has a dick pic with "FAKE NEWS" written on it in sharpie.

More like FAWS, amirite

Code Jockey
Jan 24, 2006

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NotWearingPants posted:

I read that poo poo and forget about it the second it leaves my field of vision. Why don't the democrats just take Bernie Sanders top talking points and slap them on a stars and stripe background with a DNC logo and call it a day?

something something bernie bros something something unification something something *sounds of sloppy wall street fellatio*

Three Olives
Apr 10, 2005

Don't forget Hitler's contributions to medicine.
https://twitter.com/StuntBirdArmy/status/892916457595699200

Might as well throw this in here because lol.

One of the people inexplicably sucking James O'Keef's cock at Project Veritas was caught lying:

Robo Reagan
Feb 12, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

Code Jockey posted:

something something bernie bros something something unification something something *sounds of sloppy wall street fellatio*

i have a better one "it must be hard to type with the taste of 78 year old socialist cock in your mouth"

Three Olives
Apr 10, 2005

Don't forget Hitler's contributions to medicine.

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/542132044479090688

There truly is a Tweet for everything. It's really something.

SniperWoreConverse
Mar 20, 2010



Gun Saliva

ruddiger posted:

lol watch his hands as he's coming out and her face as he's doing so. He definitely goosed that chick.

Sometimes I just feel bad for women in general.

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Code Jockey
Jan 24, 2006

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Robo Reagan posted:

i have a better one "it must be hard to type with the taste of 78 year old socialist cock in your mouth"

read this in sarah silverman's voice, it works

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