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Slugnoid
Jun 23, 2006

Nap Ghost
lol look at this scrub doesnt know his incest lore

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belt
May 12, 2001

by Nyc_Tattoo

Cavenagh posted:

Am I being incredibly stupid or wouldn't the Mother in Law of your Brother in Law be your own Mother?

:stonklol:

I guess that would be true if he was married to your sister/brother. I was thinking the other way around which made it weird.

belt has a new favorite as of 23:28 on Aug 4, 2017

Sunswipe
Feb 5, 2016

by Fluffdaddy

Mierenneuker posted:

The top-right one is fantastic.

Someone should buy it as a smiley.

toplitzin
Jun 13, 2003


Cavenagh posted:

Am I being incredibly stupid or wouldn't the Mother in Law of your Brother in Law be your own Mother?

I mean, i guess he could have said my wife's brother's wife's mother.

Cavenagh
Oct 9, 2007

Grrrrrrrrr.

toplitzin posted:

I mean, i guess he could have said my wife's brother's wife's mother.


Well, that'd be clearer. I did kinda get caught in a loop over it though.

Azhais
Feb 5, 2007
Switchblade Switcharoo

Cavenagh posted:

Am I being incredibly stupid or wouldn't the Mother in Law of your Brother in Law be your own Mother?

The brother in law could have a sibling who is married, thus he'd have an entirely unrelated mother in law in addition to your mom.

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin
Episode 4 of the current season of Game of Thrones has leaked. Someone at Star India is being fired right now.

Possibly out of a cannon, into the sun.

Game of Thrones Episode 4 Leaks Online, But Not Because of the Recent HBO Hack

Star India Spokesman posted:

This confirms the compromise of episode 4 of Game of Thrones Season 7, earlier this afternoon. We take this breach very seriously and have immediately initiated forensic investigations at our and the technology partner's end to swiftly determine the cause. This is a grave issue and we are taking appropriate legal remedial action

I imagine someone took secure digital delivery of the files for it and then somewhere in the chain of custody, someone copied them for his mates, who copied them for their mates, who copied them...

Ultimate Shrek Fan
May 2, 2005

by FactsAreUseless

Cavenagh posted:

Well, that'd be clearer. I did kinda get caught in a loop over it though.

it was pretty clear already

RyokoTK
Feb 12, 2012

I am cool.
If your spouse's brother's spouse's mother is your mother, there's something weird going on.

e: huh, threads have multiple pages?

Zipperelli.
Apr 3, 2011



Nap Ghost
In court-related scootinfruit:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YA_8U5U11vY

I wish the judge didn't suspend half her incarceration, but gently caress it. At least she's getting locked away.

marshmallow creep
Dec 10, 2008

I've been sitting here for 5 mins trying to think of a joke to make but I just realised the animators of Mass Effect already did it for me

Cavenagh posted:

Am I being incredibly stupid or wouldn't the Mother in Law of your Brother in Law be your own Mother?

toplitzin posted:

I mean, i guess he could have said my wife's brother's wife's mother.

I suppose I could've.

SEX BURRITO
Jun 30, 2007

Not much fun

RyokoTK posted:

If your spouse's brother's spouse's mother is your mother, there's something weird going on.

e: huh, threads have multiple pages?

Maybe if you had a sibling and the two of you married siblings then it would work out like that? Anyone good at those logic puzzle thingies?

Admiral Joeslop
Jul 8, 2010




Since we're on the derail:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rXU-ZdmzNmo

goddamnedtwisto
Dec 31, 2004

If you ask me about the mole people in the London Underground, I WILL be forced to kill you
Fun Shoe

Josef bugman posted:

What's your opinion/knowledge on Bill Bailey leaving? I thought that he was obviously not having too much fun in the role any more.

I was surprised he stayed as long as he did after Mark Lamarr left, given they were good friends and long-standing writing partners and Lamarr was the main reason Bailey (who was a considerably bigger name than Phill Jupitus or Sean Lock, who he replaced) took the job in the first place. Still we'll always have this to keep us warm at night:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4EF7CeL9NDg

(he was always way better as a guest than as a captain)

Mind you it's surprising he stayed on as long as he did when this sort of thing was going on:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x5y6ZO5l9Js

EmmyOk
Aug 11, 2013

goddamnedtwisto posted:

I was surprised he stayed as long as he did after Mark Lamarr left, given they were good friends and long-standing writing partners and Lamarr was the main reason Bailey (who was a considerably bigger name than Phill Jupitus or Sean Lock, who he replaced) took the job in the first place. Still we'll always have this to keep us warm at night:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4EF7CeL9NDg

(he was always way better as a guest than as a captain)

Mind you it's surprising he stayed on as long as he did when this sort of thing was going on:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x5y6ZO5l9Js

Simon was clearly very enamoured with him and made him feel appreciated!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r87MOJOr1hU

Ride The Gravitron
May 2, 2008

by FactsAreUseless

goddamnedtwisto posted:

I was surprised he stayed as long as he did after Mark Lamarr left, given they were good friends and long-standing writing partners and Lamarr was the main reason Bailey (who was a considerably bigger name than Phill Jupitus or Sean Lock, who he replaced) took the job in the first place. Still we'll always have this to keep us warm at night:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4EF7CeL9NDg

(he was always way better as a guest than as a captain)

Mind you it's surprising he stayed on as long as he did when this sort of thing was going on:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x5y6ZO5l9Js

That's why I never liked never mind the buzzcocks. Everyone always seemed to just put each other down and hurl abuse. It was very unpleasant to watch.

Meatgrinder
Jul 11, 2003

Te Occidere Possunt Sed Te Edere Non Possunt Nefas Est

Ride The Gravitron posted:

That's why I never liked never mind the buzzcocks. Everyone always seemed to just put each other down and hurl abuse. It was very unpleasant to watch.

Depends on the type of abuse, really. I just think Lamarr was the superior host.

JOHNSON COCKSLAP
Apr 2, 2017

by Lowtax
It seems Griffin McElroy has been enabling and covering up his coworkers sexual assaults.

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

algorithmkiller
Oct 24, 2010

JOHNSON COCKSLAP posted:

It seems Griffin McElroy has been enabling and covering up his coworkers sexual assaults.

Link?

Admiral Joeslop
Jul 8, 2010




JOHNSON COCKSLAP posted:

It seems Griffin McElroy has been enabling and covering up his coworkers sexual assaults.

Nah. Keep that troll train rolling though.

Edit: ^^^ Nick Robinson is apparently a really sleazy creeper and it's just now coming to light. No public evidence but his two best friends have left the podcast they all three started in order to stay in touch, expressing disgust with him.

I doubt any of the McElroys knew of it.

Aerdan
Apr 14, 2012

Not Dennis NEDry
A thread discussing the matter on NeoGAF, if anyone wants to avoid searching.

JOHNSON COCKSLAP
Apr 2, 2017

by Lowtax
don't visit neogaf, the owner is a transphobic sexual assaulter.

EmmyOk
Aug 11, 2013

JOHNSON COCKSLAP posted:

It seems Griffin McElroy has been enabling and covering up his coworkers sexual assaults.

JOHNSON COCKSLAP posted:

don't visit neogaf, the owner is a transphobic sexual assaulter.

omg thats crazyyyyyyz, I love gossip!! If you don't post verifiable proof in a hour for both of those though I'll give you a whole week free from posting duties so you have plenty of time to go find them :wooper: :wooper:

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

💥💥🤯💥💥
Gotta nuke something

JOHNSON COCKSLAP posted:

don't visit neogaf, the owner is a transphobic sexual assaulter.

I mean, that's terrible if true, but what does that have to do with the website? Tons of websites you go to, or businesses you patronize, are statistically going to be run by evil shitlords. If you're never going to deal with anything run by some piece of poo poo, you might as well live in a cardboard box in a field and live off of water and sand.

Zipperelli.
Apr 3, 2011



Nap Ghost

EmmyOk posted:

omg thats crazyyyyyyz, I love gossip!! If you don't post verifiable proof in a hour for both of those though I'll give you a whole week free from posting duties so you have plenty of time to go find them :wooper: :wooper:

:munch:

JOHNSON COCKSLAP
Apr 2, 2017

by Lowtax




https://archive.fo/r17cR

https://twitter.com/chromedome113/status/893600604010020865

see you in a week!

Depressio111117
Oct 18, 2014

A whole world of imagination beyond the oompah band.
Edit: nvm

EmmyOk
Aug 11, 2013

JOHNSON COCKSLAP posted:



This is the accused guy saying he didn't do anything?



https://archive.fo/r17cR

yeah I suppose



https://twitter.com/chromedome113/status/893600604010020865

this is literally nothing



You've 28 minutes left though, I belive you can be the person to break the Griffin story. Whoever that is.

JOHNSON COCKSLAP
Apr 2, 2017

by Lowtax
lol you're a broken mess.

Ariong
Jun 25, 2012

Get bashed, platonist!


This is literally someone saying the opposite of what you said?

EmmyOk
Aug 11, 2013

JOHNSON COCKSLAP posted:

lol you're a broken mess.

You know me so well, I believe in you though despite my borkeness. Pls farooq post the scoop, save the thread.

JOHNSON COCKSLAP
Apr 2, 2017

by Lowtax
https://twitter.com/chromedome113/status/893606200549429248

and you've sent some goons to harass me on twitter emmy? or do they just do it for you automatically?

Regalingualius
Jan 7, 2012

We gazed into the eyes of madness... And all we found was horny.




EmmyOk posted:

You know me so well, I believe in you though despite my borkeness. Pls farooq post the scoop, save the thread.

It's farooq. They've literally never argued anything in good faith on the forums.

Midnight Voyager
Jul 2, 2008

Lipstick Apathy

Soooooo they don't know either? This is your damning proof?

And people ARE saying "But he's friends with Griffin!" ...To try to say maybe he's not actually a bad person and the many women coming forward are lying. The meaning of words and phrases is important.

0/10

Teddybear
May 16, 2009

Look! A teddybear doll!
It's soooo cute!


I've seen more substantial receipts from CVS.

JOHNSON COCKSLAP
Apr 2, 2017

by Lowtax
I'm assuming you are two or the people spamming goatse at my twitter DMs.

EmmyOk
Aug 11, 2013

JOHNSON COCKSLAP posted:

https://twitter.com/chromedome113/status/893606200549429248

and you've sent some goons to harass me on twitter emmy? or do they just do it for you automatically?

ur bringing down my palace of lies. I don't tell them to do it they do it automatically but im also all of them sockpuppeting

20 mins xx

Admiral Joeslop
Jul 8, 2010




EmmyOk posted:

ur bringing down my palace of lies. I don't tell them to do it they do it automatically but im also all of them sockpuppeting

20 mins xx

Lowtax must be desperate to hire someone like you as a mod. Why, I bet he even pays you a decent wage! What do you get, $7.70 an hour of shitposting? Should be working for free, it's a privilege at a prestigious club like this one.

Please never leave.

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EvenWorseOpinions
Jun 10, 2017
https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3747078&pagenumber=1105#lastpost
Schadenfreude pro click

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