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facebook jihad
Dec 18, 2007

by R. Guyovich

basic hitler posted:

Are you loving for real. Fantasy books where magic feature always has strange phenomena explained by magic. Fuckin get real. Consume sci fi for that. Goddamn nerds.

Yes that is why I don't like fantasy thank you for reiterating my point

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Bodhidharma
Jul 2, 2011

"virgin no more! virgin no more!" i continue to insist as i slowly shrink and transform into a corn cob
I'm enjoying this season so far, but one thing that constantly bugs me is the short period of time it takes for people to travel long distances. I understand why the writers use this plot device, but it ruins my suspension of disbelief.

WampaLord
Jan 14, 2010

Rated PG-34 posted:

I thought no one has plot armour

LMAO if you think Tyrion would ever die before the last episode.

Maaaaaaybe the second to last one.

proof of concept
Mar 6, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
I hope a giant steps on some more people.

Captain Lavender
Oct 21, 2010

verb the adjective noun

me too friend

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

(▰˘v˘▰)
Everyone is going to die, friends

JIZZ DENOUEMENT
Oct 3, 2012

STRIKE!

El Padrino posted:

Lena Heady does a mean 'evil bitch monologue' but I think that's about it

Cersei's entire delivery is lowering her bottom lip and emphasizing her t's

bloom
Feb 25, 2017

by sebmojo
Qyburn needs to get his act together and build some kinda rotating ballista so Lena Heady can replicate her minigun scene from Dredd.

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

(▰˘v˘▰)
He shoulda just invented a minigun

Minigun vs Dragons

who wins??

Yolomon Wayne
Jun 10, 2014

You call it "The Big Bang", but what really happened is
Grimey Drawer

Zzulu posted:

He shoulda just invented a minigun

Minigun vs Dragons

who wins??

The ammo salesman

DancingShade
Jul 26, 2007

by Fluffdaddy

Zzulu posted:

He shoulda just invented a minigun

Minigun vs Dragons

who wins??

Well you see if Kirk and Spock were playing a bridge game against Vader and C3PO then

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

facebook jihad posted:

Jon Snow owns

Jon Snow will try the sex cave trick again.

Universe Master
Jun 20, 2005

Darn Fine Pie

etalian posted:

Jon Snow will try the sex cave trick again.

Maybe jump into the water before you go down on a girl who hasn't bathed in 6 months this time.

bloom
Feb 25, 2017

by sebmojo
I was like 50% expecting and 100% hoping that Jon and Dan would gently caress in the obsidian cave. It would've been funny.

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

(▰˘v˘▰)
Jon should hook up with Sam

#bodypositive #plumpbois

Zippy the Bummer
Dec 14, 2008

Silent Majority
The Don
LORD COMMANDER OF THE UKRAINIAN ARMED FORCES
my jenny kill!!!

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

bloom posted:

Qyburn needs to get his act together and build some kinda rotating ballista so Lena Heady can replicate her minigun scene from Dredd.

She owned in Dredd

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.

Universe Master posted:

Maybe jump into the water before you go down on a girl who hasn't bathed in 6 months this time.

Lickin' loose that sootikin.

Bacontotem
May 27, 2010



Bran wargs into his own poo poo this week, right?

COMRADES
Apr 3, 2017

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
I think Tyrion is GRRM's favorite slash stand in so he's prooobably okay til the end.

whoflungpoop
Sep 9, 2004

With you and the constellations
haha ep is good

nooneofconsequence
Oct 30, 2012

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.

whoflungpoop posted:

haha ep is good

but no tits.

El Padrino
Dec 24, 2005

No es nada personal, solo negocios.
Using the CGI budget for poo poo like 'dragon ruining the lannister army's poo poo' as opposed to 'dragons flying in circles on the far end of the scenery' is cool and good. Might even make up for the lack of tits this episode.

Also LOL @ Jaime charging at Dany to impale her, forgetting that she has a big dumb dragon child next to her before Bronn saves Jaime's dumb rear end from becoming ashes like those dudes

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

I'm glad that Davos is still the voice of reason and how he had to do the hilarious marketing for Jon Snow when he first met fantasy Hillary.

Also Slav version is much better than the standard intro

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PPe1z2iAJkQ

etalian fucked around with this message at 21:13 on Aug 5, 2017

Rated PG-34
Jul 1, 2004




Why does Jon always look constipated

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.
You try pooping with a stick up your rear end.

Outrail
Jan 4, 2009

www.sapphicrobotica.com
:roboluv: :love: :roboluv:

etalian posted:

I'm glad that Davos is still the voice of reason and how he had to do the hilarious marketing for Jon Snow when he first met fantasy Hillary.

Also Slav version is much better than the standard intro

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PPe1z2iAJkQ

Fucken lol at pimp hat, hodor, Jun Snoo all of that.

Kromlech
Jun 28, 2017

by FactsAreUseless

DrPlump posted:

Bran needs to stop the mind rape.
no way its great, especially when used on cunts like littlefingerer

Kromlech
Jun 28, 2017

by FactsAreUseless

Zzulu posted:

Jon should hook up with Sam

#bodypositive #plumpbois
I wanna see Sam in one of those Dove ads showing "real women"

obviously I fucked it
Oct 6, 2009

Over There posted:

I for one say we need less boobs and more penises

YAAAAASSSSSSSS

Rupert Buttermilk
Apr 15, 2007

🚣RowboatMan: ❄️Freezing time🕰️ is an old P.I. 🥧trick...

Arya's valerian steel is definitely going to be what kills Littlefinger. :colbert:

Bobby Digital
Sep 4, 2009


Davos’s recruiting mission continues

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.

Bobby Digital posted:



Davos’s recruiting mission continues

Stay Safe Finger Ghost.

Kromlech
Jun 28, 2017

by FactsAreUseless
Sad badger going to sniff out some IEDs?

bloom
Feb 25, 2017

by sebmojo
He's looking for an irl Missandei to mack on.

Outrail
Jan 4, 2009

www.sapphicrobotica.com
:roboluv: :love: :roboluv:

Rupert Buttermilk posted:

Arya's valerian steel is definitely going to be what kills Littlefinger. :colbert:

He's going to get hosed with his own 'trust noone' advice when he's gutted with the knife he gave to his crush who gave it to her sister.

Arya really should kill Littlefinger, take his face, 'Marry' Sansa, 'kill himself' and have Sansa appoint someone not stupid to be warden of the Vale.

spudsbuckley
Aug 29, 2008

by FactsAreUseless

(and can't post for 5 years!)

Leaked footage of Littlefinger getting killed:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KEwTOVNnLyw

JIZZ DENOUEMENT
Oct 3, 2012

STRIKE!
Gonna be some sweet, well-written, dramatic irony when Littlefinger is killed by the very dagger that he tried to kill Brann with...

it's like poetry, it rhymes

JIZZ DENOUEMENT
Oct 3, 2012

STRIKE!
P.S. I love huge tits

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whoflungpoop
Sep 9, 2004

With you and the constellations

bloom posted:

He's looking for an irl Missandei to mack on.
i love my dads & dragons show

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