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Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.

Cythereal posted:

I dunno, the Monarch personnel in G14 consistently refer to Godzilla as a god, though I'm not sure how sincere they're being - I suspect it might be a Japanese cultural subtext thing I'm not informed enough to understand. I wouldn't have any trouble with the idea of the Mothra branch of Monarch having gone a bit native to play to Mothra's origins with the franchise.

Also going to be interesting to see how they treat Ghidorah. Rodan, at least, is usually pretty straightforward.

Kinda hoping Ghidora is a freak mutant conjoined triplet case that was too horrible to die.

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Calaveron
Aug 7, 2006
:negative:
I hope they go whole hog and just start blurring the line between an ancient creature that existed in prehistoric times as an apex predator and actual literal god

Calaveron
Aug 7, 2006
:negative:
Or space king monstrosity, that's cool too

Groovelord Neato
Dec 6, 2014


Vince MechMahon posted:

Gunslinger works as a book because it allows you into Roland's head and gives you time to take in this weird fantasy cowboy apocalypse world. The movie doesn't have that luxury unless it's a 3 and a half hour long LOTR style epic, and even then would have instantly alienated all non book fan viewers.

the first book is mostly just a western with some mutants in it. as far as i remember anyway.

Neo Rasa
Mar 8, 2007
Everyone should play DUKE games.

:dukedog:

Cythereal posted:

I dunno, the Monarch personnel in G14 consistently refer to Godzilla as a god, though I'm not sure how sincere they're being - I suspect it might be a Japanese cultural subtext thing I'm not informed enough to understand. I wouldn't have any trouble with the idea of the Mothra branch of Monarch having gone a bit native to play to Mothra's origins with the franchise.

Also going to be interesting to see how they treat Ghidorah. Rodan, at least, is usually pretty straightforward.

It's sort of a subtext thing but more how we translated "Godzilla." Like the way in G14 they keep teasing him finally being referred to as King of the Monsters at the end. Serizawa/etc. keep using different terms like apex predator/and him being the balance of nature/etc. a bunch of designations that all basically mean the same thing and are each technically correct interpretations of "Gojira." Literally Gojira is basically contraction of "gorilla whale," but meant not to describe him cosmetically but to describe him as huge powerful animal that goes wherever the hell it wants whenever it wants. I liked that about the movie because it finally settles on the very primal King of the Monsters again because he's such a unique thing and we're so insignificant to him that that's about as far as our real comprehension of Godzilla is gonna go.

Vince MechMahon
Jan 1, 2008



Groovelord Neato posted:

the first book is mostly just a western with some mutants in it. as far as i remember anyway.

It's also got all the king Arthur stuff, the weird slang, the idea of time and space being broken, the world possibly being the afterlife, and that fuckin psychedelic ending.

joylessdivision
Jun 15, 2013



The MSJ posted:

Transformers 5's global gross is just over half of Transformers 4 so it's not like China can do much. China is again the highest-grossing market, albeit at $290 million vs Transformers 4's $320 million.

I think it's the new writing team and the marketing. The previous 4 movies were pretty straightforward good robots vs bad robots deal. This new one tried to add in stuff about King Arthur and WW2 and it probably confuses people. Plus they had 4 movies by the same director already so it's also franchise fatigue.

Not to mention the appeal of Transformers 4 to China is a good chunk of the movie being set in Shanghai. Transformers 5 barely had any Chinese locales or actors.

Next year we will get another Transformers movie but with a new director (Kubo & The Two Strings' Travis Knight), cheaper actors (the two most famous ones are Hailee Steinfeld and John Cena), fewer robots, smaller budget ($70 million) and a smaller scope (all filming will be done in California which also earned the movie a $22 million tax break from the state).

What.

John Cena in Transformers.

Jesus Christ I may have to see that one for the sheer comedy value of that alone. John Cena fighting Optimus Prime would be amazing. Lol Cena Wins

Blade_of_tyshalle
Jul 12, 2009

If you think that, along the way, you're not going to fail... you're blind.

There's no one I've ever met, no matter how successful they are, who hasn't said they had their failures along the way.

I hope he plays John Cena and teaches Bumblebee how to wrestle.

Groovelord Neato
Dec 6, 2014


Vince MechMahon posted:

It's also got all the king Arthur stuff, the weird slang, the idea of time and space being broken, the world possibly being the afterlife, and that fuckin psychedelic ending.

yeah i'd dump the slang tho cuz it's loving awful and it's just gets worse when he puts more in.

ALFbrot
Apr 17, 2002
The worst-case scenario for this thread is a simultaneous discussion about Stephen King, Transformers, and Godzilla. I guess I'll check back in a week or so

Cythereal
Nov 8, 2009

I love the potoo,
and the potoo loves you.

Neo Rasa posted:

It's sort of a subtext thing but more how we translated "Godzilla." Like the way in G14 they keep teasing him finally being referred to as King of the Monsters at the end. Serizawa/etc. keep using different terms like apex predator/and him being the balance of nature/etc. a bunch of designations that all basically mean the same thing and are each technically correct interpretations of "Gojira." Literally Gojira is basically contraction of "gorilla whale," but meant not to describe him cosmetically but to describe him as huge powerful animal that goes wherever the hell it wants whenever it wants. I liked that about the movie because it finally settles on the very primal King of the Monsters again because he's such a unique thing and we're so insignificant to him that that's about as far as our real comprehension of Godzilla is gonna go.

Personally, I agree with many of the reviews I've seen: Godzilla as a series has typically reflected the fears of the nation and time producing each film. These days, in America, that fear is of an apocalyptic force of nature that doesn't even deign to notice us when we die in its wake as it goes about its business. We can study it, we can learn a lot about it, and there's not a drat thing we can do about it. It's Godzilla as a natural disaster, and the cinematography of the film played up that angle enormously.

This particular incarnation of Godzilla, I think it's worth noting, wasn't woken up by the American, British, and French nuclear tests in the Pacific. It was woken up by the USS Nautilus, the world's first nuclear powered submarine, as it plied the Pacific deep. Nautilus wasn't an act of malice, it was a feat of human engineering pushing back the boundaries of what was possible and what we could do. And it awakened something that makes that achievement utterly irrelevant and insignificant.

I'll be very interested to see what Legendary does next with this franchise. It is, I think, a very American interpretation of Godzilla: we, so long top dog of the world, come face to face with something we don't have a prayer of stopping or even doing anything about but enduring it. All our fancy toys, all our weapons and planes, none of it matters against this force.

Japanese Godzilla, I think, is usually something of a living stigmata. It's an embodiment of Japan's sins and guilt and arrogance come back to take its toll. American Godzilla is an uncaring force of nature come to topple the mighty and challenge America's view of itself as the king of the world.

John Wick of Dogs
Mar 4, 2017

A real hellraiser


ALFbrot posted:

The worst-case scenario for this thread is a simultaneous discussion about Stephen King, Transformers, and Godzilla. I guess I'll check back in a week or so

You forgot Batman v Superman

WeedlordGoku69
Feb 12, 2015

by Cyrano4747

Groovelord Neato posted:

yeah i'd dump the slang tho cuz it's loving awful and it's just gets worse when he puts more in.

High Speech owns, thankee-sai

Tars Tarkas
Apr 13, 2003

Rock the Mok



A nasty woman, I think you should try is, Jess.


Snowglobe of Doom posted:

For some reason I thought you said Battle Beasts and I was all "Yes, it is the right time for a Battle Beasts movie."

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3N4yzJbLmTY

Battle Beasts rule, they were my favorite toys growing up and that was before I found out they were a Transformers spin off, never addressed in their US release. They've had two sort of reboots recently with Mini-Mate putting out "Battle Beasts" that are just armored animals while Takara-Tomy released a line called Beast Saga which is essentially Battle Beasts as a dice game, neither really capture the essence of the originals (Beast Saga does have a manga and a season of an anime). Some of the new headmaster transformers have tributes to the original Battle Beasts, with one decoed to look like Pirate Lion and another to look like the Elephant. Right now there are several people who do their own unofficial Battle Beasts that are pretty nice, including a bunch of Russian sculptors as there was a whole bootleg Battle Beast line there as part of bootleg Warhammer games in the 80s and 90s, those kids have grown up to make their own bootleg tributes to those bootlegs. (I'm also practicing sculpting to eventually make my own custom figures for myself as I designed hundreds of my own Battle Beasts as a kid and still have copies of most of them, nothing production quality yet but still fun creative things)

ALFbrot posted:

The worst-case scenario for this thread is a simultaneous discussion about Stephen King, Transformers, and Godzilla. I guess I'll check back in a week or so

Sorry, not much real news in the wake of Comicon, should be some stuff in a few days

Tars Tarkas fucked around with this message at 18:15 on Aug 5, 2017

Groovelord Neato
Dec 6, 2014


ALFbrot posted:

The worst-case scenario for this thread is a simultaneous discussion about Stephen King, Transformers, and Godzilla. I guess I'll check back in a week or so

dark tower appears to be a perfect "who greenlighted this" considering the reviews.

Vegetable
Oct 22, 2010

Director had a solid track record, actors are good, it's less "who greenlighted this" and more "what the gently caress happened"

Neo Rasa
Mar 8, 2007
Everyone should play DUKE games.

:dukedog:

Cythereal posted:

Personally, I agree with many of the reviews I've seen: Godzilla as a series has typically reflected the fears of the nation and time producing each film. These days, in America, that fear is of an apocalyptic force of nature that doesn't even deign to notice us when we die in its wake as it goes about its business. We can study it, we can learn a lot about it, and there's not a drat thing we can do about it. It's Godzilla as a natural disaster, and the cinematography of the film played up that angle enormously.

This particular incarnation of Godzilla, I think it's worth noting, wasn't woken up by the American, British, and French nuclear tests in the Pacific. It was woken up by the USS Nautilus, the world's first nuclear powered submarine, as it plied the Pacific deep. Nautilus wasn't an act of malice, it was a feat of human engineering pushing back the boundaries of what was possible and what we could do. And it awakened something that makes that achievement utterly irrelevant and insignificant.

I'll be very interested to see what Legendary does next with this franchise. It is, I think, a very American interpretation of Godzilla: we, so long top dog of the world, come face to face with something we don't have a prayer of stopping or even doing anything about but enduring it. All our fancy toys, all our weapons and planes, none of it matters against this force.

Japanese Godzilla, I think, is usually something of a living stigmata. It's an embodiment of Japan's sins and guilt and arrogance come back to take its toll. American Godzilla is an uncaring force of nature come to topple the mighty and challenge America's view of itself as the king of the world.

Totally agree with this. I really love the shot of Godzilla swimming and the US Navy surrounding him and his lack of acknowledgement that these huge powerful boats are all around him. The bridge scene was great with that too because of the way he sort of like studies the bridge briefly before the army starts shooting at him, which annoys him so he just sort of continues on his path and his tail completely owns the US military just from him walking around. The part where him and Aaron Taylor Thomas make eye contact for a moment is awesome too. I liked that the movie had these moments where it kinda sorta teases that Godzilla could knowingly be cool with humans but doesn't actually pull the trigger on that, which keeps him scary.

Neo Rasa
Mar 8, 2007
Everyone should play DUKE games.

:dukedog:

Groovelord Neato posted:

dark tower appears to be a perfect "who greenlighted this" considering the reviews.

I'm looking forward to the impending "How Did This Get Made" because of how long it's been in production in some form vs. what we got.

Cythereal
Nov 8, 2009

I love the potoo,
and the potoo loves you.

Neo Rasa posted:

Totally agree with this. I really love the shot of Godzilla swimming and the US Navy surrounding him and his lack of acknowledgement that these huge powerful boats are all around him. The bridge scene was great with that too because of the way he sort of like studies the bridge briefly before the army starts shooting at him, which annoys him so he just sort of continues on his path and his tail completely owns the US military just from him walking around. The part where him and Aaron Taylor Thomas make eye contact for a moment is awesome too. I liked that the movie had these moments where it kinda sorta teases that Godzilla could knowingly be cool with humans but doesn't actually pull the trigger on that, which keeps him scary.

I think it's a fair criticism for those used to Japanese Godzilla that the scene with the fleet escorting Godzilla wouldn't have happened in a Japanese film - the hotheaded military would have started shooting, Godzilla would have killed them, end of story. But this isn't Japanese Godzilla or the Japanese view of the military (American or otherwise). Here, both Godzilla and the military understand there's no point to getting in a fight here. The military understands exactly what would happen, and Godzilla considers humans irrelevant unless they annoy him.

Another subtle bit reinforcing the natural disaster scene is the TV display where they're plotting Godzilla's course across the Pacific - it looks exactly like a hurricane course plot, and not by accident.

I also personally disagree with those critics who say Legendary ruined Godzilla by removing the atomic bomb/nuclear power connection. Hiroshima was 69 years ago at the time G14 was made. I can't speak for any scars that may linger in Japan, but for an American Godzilla any sort of nuclear metaphor would be lost. We've never had a particularly bad experience with nuclear energy. Three Mile Island, sure, but that was decades ago and its cultural impact on the US has faded. We've never had a Chernobyl or Fukushima, much less an atomic bombing. We're even past the Cold War. A 2014 Godzilla that's an atomic bomb or nuclear disaster or nuclear war would not, I suspect, resonate with American audiences except maybe the older generations. But a natural disaster? Oh yes we can relate to that. The specter of American superiority coming crashing down before a hopelessly superior force? It's a theme that's echoed in American fiction for decades, and unlike the classic manifestation of an alien invasion, in G14 American ingenuity and valor do not prevail... though they do help a little when we blow up the Muto nest.

I think Gareth Edwards was a fine choice for G14, for much the same reasons as he was a good pick for Rogue One. Yeah, the human characters are lacking and dull except for one or two elevated by their actors' performances, but there's a palpable sense of dread looming over the entire film. You're never allowed to forget how dire the situation is and the level of the threat at work, and how insignificant the characters are before it.


But I've rambled enough about Godzilla, I think. Christ, I've been hanging around CineD too much. :v:

Tart Kitty
Dec 17, 2016

Oh, well, that's all water under the bridge, as I always say. Water under the bridge!

Vegetable posted:

Director had a solid track record, actors are good, it's less "who greenlighted this" and more "what the gently caress happened"

The postmortem on it is going to be fascinating considering how many big names had orbited it over the span of literal decades. Like the property got that attention for a reason. Smart people saw something in it. To have something released that is so toothless and wasteful is just confounding.

muscles like this!
Jan 17, 2005


Neo Rasa posted:

I'm looking forward to the impending "How Did This Get Made" because of how long it's been in production in some form vs. what we got.

I heard something about bad test screenings causing the studio to freak out.

ruddiger
Jun 3, 2004

Dark Tower is a movie that reeks of compromise.

muscles like this!
Jan 17, 2005


There's a really weird scene in The Dark Tower where Roland teaches Jake to shoot and they recite the Gunslingers Creed together and everything and then at the end of the scene Roland goes "And you don't get to use a gun again."

MechanicalTomPetty
Oct 30, 2011

Runnin' down a dream
That never would come to me
Didn't The Gunslinger get completely re-written at one point? Also isn't King really picky about how his work gets adapted because of all the poo poo Stanley Kubrick pulled while filming The Shining?

MechanicalTomPetty fucked around with this message at 21:49 on Aug 5, 2017

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

MechanicalTomPetty posted:

Didn't The Gunslinger get completely re-written at one point? Also isn't King really picky about how his work gets adapted because of all the poo poo Stanley Kubrick pulled while filming The Shining?

I don't think King has a ton of input into his films as a rule, and his issues with The Shining are blown a bit out of proportion.

got any sevens
Feb 9, 2013

by Cyrano4747

muscles like this! posted:

There's a really weird scene in The Dark Tower where Roland teaches Jake to shoot and they recite the Gunslingers Creed together and everything and then at the end of the scene Roland goes "And you don't get to use a gun again."

Uggg
Shouldve made jake a child soldier to actually do something interesting

A True Jar Jar Fan
Nov 3, 2003

Primadonna

muscles like this! posted:

There's a really weird scene in The Dark Tower where Roland teaches Jake to shoot and they recite the Gunslingers Creed together and everything and then at the end of the scene Roland goes "And you don't get to use a gun again."

It's delivered like a punchline and my theater laughed. I assumed it would matter later, and we'd get a scene of Jake taking a gun to save Roland, but nope.

Young Freud
Nov 26, 2006

Skwirl posted:

I don't think King has a ton of input into his films as a rule, and his issues with The Shining are blown a bit out of proportion.

Didn't he also kind of forgive that adaptation because for the longest time, he sympathized with Jack Torrance, and only realized later that Jack isn't a misunderstood and frustrated father who is lured by paranormal entities, but already a loving monster by the time he brings his family to the Overlook?

Dark_Tzitzimine
Oct 9, 2012

by R. Guyovich
About G'14 chat, they've released some teasers on twitter that reveals a bit about their takes on Mothra, Rodan and King Ghidorah

https://twitter.com/kongskullisland/status/877559172073521152


https://twitter.com/kongskullisland/status/880099336369061889

https://twitter.com/kongskullisland/status/882636137927294978


https://twitter.com/kongskullisland/status/885166877147660288

https://twitter.com/MonarchSciences/status/888805921274576896

WeedlordGoku69
Feb 12, 2015

by Cyrano4747

Young Freud posted:

Didn't he also kind of forgive that adaptation because for the longest time, he sympathized with Jack Torrance, and only realized later that Jack isn't a misunderstood and frustrated father who is lured by paranormal entities, but already a loving monster by the time he brings his family to the Overlook?

That's... basically the difference between the book and movie, and why he didn't like the movie (until enough time had passed that he could look at it as a separate work from his own). In the book, Jack is unstable, but not actually dangerous until the Overlook corrupts him. In the movie, he's a terrifying monster from practically moment one and the Overlook just sets him off.

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL
I saw Kuso last night. It was a lot of shock gross outs and weird stuff. It's one of those movies where you feel embarrassed for the actors involved.

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.
Great Smog of London, is that a reference to... is Hedorah the smog monster?

Siberian Mystery went past too fast to read. It's always the non-obvious bits that are the most interesting.

What's the 1915 one?

Ghost Leviathan fucked around with this message at 07:18 on Aug 6, 2017

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right

Inescapable Duck posted:

What's the 1915 one?

quote:

1915 - Splitting the Atom

Albert Einstein's general theory of relativity ultimately leads to the splitting of the atom and the dawn of the Atomic Age. This epoch-defining stage in human evolution will act as a beacon that awakens ancient superspecies sustained by nuclear energy.

I couldn't read it either, I had to look it up online: http://godzilla.wikia.com/wiki/Monarch

Electromax
May 6, 2007

The Devil with Three Heads

That's royalty you're talking about there pal!

Cythereal
Nov 8, 2009

I love the potoo,
and the potoo loves you.

Electromax posted:

The Devil with Three Heads

That's royalty you're talking about there pal!

Also getting Mountains of Madness vibes from that. Entombed under the Antarctic ice, scared the crap out of the people whose business is studying stuff like this, and by the sounds of it may have driven the head scientist mad.

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right

Cythereal posted:

Also getting Mountains of Madness vibes from that. Entombed under the Antarctic ice, scared the crap out of the people whose business is studying stuff like this, and by the sounds of it may have driven the head scientist mad.

gently caress, that'd be amazing if they released a small budget Lovecraftian film which was a stealth Ghidorah intro story. I can't see them doing it at all but but :allears:

Leave
Feb 7, 2012

Taking the term "Koopaling" to a whole new level since 2016.
I think if they played it right, they could do the Mothra psychic stuff. Bugs already weird a lot of people out, since they're so fundamentally different from us. If someone began claiming that Mothra was speaking to them, especially if they were a little mentally off to begin with and there was some level of ambiguity throughout the movie, then I think that would be okay.

John Wick of Dogs
Mar 4, 2017

A real hellraiser


No, put two tiny Japanese ladies in fairy costumes

FreudianSlippers
Apr 12, 2010

Shooting and Fucking
are the same thing!

Inescapable Duck posted:

Great Smog of London, is that a reference to... is Hedorah the smog monster?

Siberian Mystery went past too fast to read. It's always the non-obvious bits that are the most interesting.

What's the 1915 one?

Great Smog of London is when the city for so polluted that a few days without wind or rain caused the smog to build up and killed 12 thousand people in four days and injured 200 thousand.

I guess that in the Kaikju Cinematic Universe that was the work of monsters not industrialization.

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Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.

FreudianSlippers posted:

Great Smog of London is when the city for so polluted that a few days without wind or rain caused the smog to build up and killed 12 thousand people in four days and injured 200 thousand.

I guess that in the Kaikju Cinematic Universe that was the work of monsters not industrialization.

Or monsters attracted by industrialisation. I'm reminded of one parody of Godzilla where he gets high huffing factory smoke, and Hedorah was one big 'pollution is bad' Captain Planet villain.

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