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Moon Slayer posted:Two Chinese tourists were arrested in Berlin for making Hitler salutes outside the German parliament on Saturday. Oh poo poo. I did some SE Asia touring this summer and at every airport the Chinese tourists were like really lovely locusts. For pretty much every queue - check in, boarding, food, even once at security - a group of Chinese tourists would come forward and try to swarm-cut to the front, just shouting and shoving boarding passes / money / passports into the face of whoever was working, pretending (?) to not understand when they were told to GET TO THE BACK OF THE loving LINE, obviously just hoping that they'd be told "well since you're here you can just go first". And then there was their kids....
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KingSlime posted:Maybe, but is someone who specifically points out an employee's experience and ability to connect with clients/be liked by other higher up as flaws really oblivious? Or is she pulling our collective leg? Yeah, same here. Any one of those things would be believable but stacked together is just too much. I've had poo poo leaders and managers that were like all of those things, but not all at once.
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# ? Aug 6, 2017 16:44 |
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Bethamphetamine posted:I've just discovered the Paramotor Community. This is great. The one at 3:19 is unmissable https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lCrFrhrNj1Q&t=199s I love how it's a slow buildup of comedy, grinning passenger, fan blades getting vaporized, puzzled and terrified look on the operator's face, and then you see the crash and realize he's wearing Crocs
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# ? Aug 6, 2017 16:53 |
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Baylor is lucky to still have a football program, but this dude seems pretty cool.
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# ? Aug 6, 2017 17:07 |
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Malachite_Dragon posted:Having had some comically loving terrible supervisors, that story is absolutely plausible. Some people are just oblivious shitstains who cannot believe they aren't the center of the universe. Parts of the story may be plausible, but no terrible supervisor would write a story where they are so blatantly the bad guys. How can you write that story and not immediately go: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hn1VxaMEjRU
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# ? Aug 6, 2017 17:28 |
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Mad Doctor Cthulhu posted:Okay, he's not sick, he's just running out of ideas. "Let me do several things at once to see how it goes!" Best bit: "I SPENT $200 ON THESE CACTUSES!!" It's like french fries, you gotta get some on the drive home
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# ? Aug 6, 2017 17:58 |
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Man gets angry as grouper keeps stealing his fish, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2ia376QKMHM&feature=youtu.be
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# ? Aug 6, 2017 18:27 |
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Lime Tonics posted:Man gets angry as grouper keeps stealing his fish, The gurgling screams of rage in this are amazing.
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# ? Aug 6, 2017 18:30 |
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Powaqoatse posted:sorry accidentally posted some offbrand channel I hold as an organising principle of the universe that The Funniest Thing is dogs having sex, but that bunny getting with that chicken was pretty close. Also horses getting to jumps and being like "nah fam, you jump" is great too.
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# ? Aug 6, 2017 18:53 |
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Lime Tonics posted:Man gets angry as grouper keeps stealing his fish, Amazing
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# ? Aug 6, 2017 19:25 |
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Lime Tonics posted:Man gets angry as grouper keeps stealing his fish, There is nothing about this I don't like.
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# ? Aug 6, 2017 19:29 |
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Tanith posted:The gurgling screams of rage in this are amazing. It really is + personified.
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# ? Aug 6, 2017 19:38 |
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Lime Tonics posted:Man gets angry as grouper keeps stealing his fish, This could only get better if the grouper swam off with the spear gun.
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# ? Aug 6, 2017 19:49 |
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If you swallowed that story about a "professional millennial" cruelly Snapchatting their only hope (both the oldest and the only competent employee) and eagerly retelling the tale to a community of middle aged Internet managers, you're a complete rube. Here's some more delicious yarns that just happen to be exactly the type of fantasy sorta nasty, stupid people like hearing. loving unbelievable! Well, never underestimate the selfishness of the young... Hell in a handbasket I tell ya. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QC35FAJDFpY This young idiot can't even use a can opener! Our country is doomed! Seems a little weird, almost like it's staged for an audience, but I've seen kids eat dirt on purpose, so it's totally plausible. Who woulda guessed - the big man himself! Shocking, but you can tell it's true. I know because I once met a gay person. Like it's soooo hard to find instances of children (and a cop) brutally owning themselves that you don't need to play pretend for
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# ? Aug 6, 2017 20:28 |
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quote:That's a reenactment of an illustration, chief, not something that actually happened.
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# ? Aug 6, 2017 20:54 |
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Aerdan posted:That's a reenactment of an illustration, chief, not something that actually happened. WHOOSH
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# ? Aug 6, 2017 20:58 |
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Cobweb Heart posted:
Let's be honest, this would probably work
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# ? Aug 6, 2017 21:40 |
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Powaqoatse posted:sorry accidentally posted some offbrand channel A bit late on the draw here but AIIEEEEE! AIIEEEEEE! SCARY rear end in a top hat! at 2m19s I think is the funnest thing I seen in a while https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qvLiGZaUtWY&t=2m19s Good job good birb.
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# ? Aug 6, 2017 21:43 |
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Last I heard millienials were killing participation trophies!!
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# ? Aug 6, 2017 22:03 |
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The one thing I wish "Millennials" killed: suits and ties. Schadenfreude's on me for still having to wear that poo poo in tyool 2017.
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# ? Aug 6, 2017 22:07 |
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http://nypost.com/2017/08/05/generation-x-needs-to-save-america-from-millennials/ The shortenfruit is on all of us for living in a timeline where the post is still in business.
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# ? Aug 6, 2017 22:11 |
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gschmidl posted:The one thing I wish "Millennials" killed: suits and ties. Schadenfreude's on me for still having to wear that poo poo in tyool 2017. Perhaps you're just wearing the wrong suits. These are where it's at.
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# ? Aug 6, 2017 22:12 |
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Volcott posted:http://nypost.com/2017/08/05/generation-x-needs-to-save-america-from-millennials/ I like my suits. I'm 32 though so I guess I don't count as a REAL millennial.
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# ? Aug 6, 2017 22:32 |
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EmmyOk posted:Last I heard millienials were killing participation trophies!! I'm hoping they kill all the Baby Boomers next.
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# ? Aug 6, 2017 22:37 |
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http://i.imgur.com/cNOX8FL.mp4
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# ? Aug 6, 2017 22:38 |
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https://twitter.com/RobinWigg/status/893765820530266113
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# ? Aug 6, 2017 22:47 |
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What happens when you tell butthurt old people that millennials didn't develop the educational strategies that they were educated under? I.e., someone had to give them those apocryphal participation trophies.
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# ? Aug 6, 2017 22:52 |
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im a willennial
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# ? Aug 6, 2017 22:59 |
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Weatherman posted:What happens when you tell butthurt old people that millennials didn't develop the educational strategies that they were educated under? I.e., someone had to give them those apocryphal participation trophies. Yeah, helicopter parents are the true villains here
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# ? Aug 6, 2017 23:07 |
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Helicopter parents never had a choice; society has moulded them and their parents before them I blame the universe for giving rise to the conditions that allowed life to exist
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# ? Aug 6, 2017 23:12 |
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Oul lad on the left doesn't start clapping until she falls lmao
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# ? Aug 6, 2017 23:13 |
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https://i.imgur.com/001gEpY.mp4
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# ? Aug 6, 2017 23:59 |
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Azhais posted:Let's be honest, this would probably work Get off my lawn! Lol if you think that "millenials" would accept some gift and get distracted from the same olds that gave us AppleBee's and the interstate highway system
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# ? Aug 7, 2017 00:10 |
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Solice Kirsk posted:The dude bailing out like his push box car is going to explode on impact is the best part.
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Freudian slippers posted:Parts of the story may be plausible, but no terrible supervisor would write a story where they are so blatantly the bad guys. How can you write that story and not immediately go: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hn1VxaMEjRU Dunning-Kruger? I mean, if your question is "Do you really believe someone can be that stupid?" then my answer is "Yes."
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# ? Aug 7, 2017 01:27 |
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https://i.imgur.com/Gz7Wyb4.gifv
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# ? Aug 7, 2017 01:36 |
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Homey don't play dat. in LIVING color!
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# ? Aug 7, 2017 01:39 |
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Freudian slippers posted:Parts of the story may be plausible, but no terrible supervisor would write a story where they are so blatantly the bad guys. How can you write that story and not immediately go: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hn1VxaMEjRU Malachite_Dragon posted:oblivious shitstains who cannot believe they aren't the center of the universe.
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# ? Aug 7, 2017 01:58 |
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Freudian slippers posted:Parts of the story may be plausible, but no terrible supervisor would write a story where they are so blatantly the bad guys. How can you write that story and not immediately go: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hn1VxaMEjRU Because Ask A Manager also gave us this lovely gem: http://www.askamanager.org/2016/07/my-best-employee-quit-on-the-spot-because-i-wouldnt-let-her-go-to-her-college-graduation.html quote:my best employee quit on the spot because I wouldn’t let her go to her college graduation The reply was loving gold though quote:What?! No, under no circumstances should you do that.
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Nah, that makes total sense. I mean, concert tickets are expensive but college is free double dose of schaden for people reading this in countries where it actually is
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