Moon Slayer posted:

Two Chinese tourists were arrested in Berlin for making Hitler salutes outside the German parliament on Saturday.

Being terrible tourists is just another thing China has surpassed the west at.

KingSlime posted:

Maybe, but is someone who specifically points out an employee's experience and ability to connect with clients/be liked by other higher up as flaws really oblivious? Or is she pulling our collective leg?

She writes well and has a graduate degree as per the story. Definitely reeks of troll, oblivious people don't leave so many giant obvious breadcrumbs for strangers to really dig into. This troll checked too many boxes. You gotta calibrate!!

Every follow up just gets more obviously tastier too. I don't buy it either even though I am all too familiar with the phenomenon of perfectly mediocre, insufferable, and downright terrible people generally finding a whole lot more success in middle management than in any other role they have ever held.

Bethamphetamine posted:

I've just discovered the Paramotor Community.

It's a group of white male libertarians who don't need no book-lernin. They record themselves in their self-taught flying, during which they bitch about FAA regs and persecution by licensed pilots who sight them and report their ill-advised and illegal ventures into the national airspace to the FAA. Which is hilariously easy to prove as they love to share videos of themselves for likes and subscribes and prosecution.

And then they crash and post their crash to YouTube. And they learn precisely nothing. And every single one of them eventually crashes. And none of them know how to edit their videos for time.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lCrFrhrNj1Q

I don't know how I've missed out on these beautiful tedious dumb people with broken legs.

Snowglobe of Doom posted:

https://twitter.com/espn/status/893910251807834112

Malachite_Dragon posted:

Having had some comically loving terrible supervisors, that story is absolutely plausible. Some people are just oblivious shitstains who cannot believe they aren't the center of the universe.

Mad Doctor Cthulhu posted:

Okay, he's not sick, he's just running out of ideas. "Let me do several things at once to see how it goes!" Best bit: "I SPENT $200 ON THESE CACTUSES!!"

Lime Tonics posted:

Man gets angry as grouper keeps stealing his fish,

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2ia376QKMHM&feature=youtu.be

Powaqoatse posted:

sorry accidentally posted some offbrand channel

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qvLiGZaUtWY

Lime Tonics posted:

Man gets angry as grouper keeps stealing his fish,

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2ia376QKMHM&feature=youtu.be

Lime Tonics posted:

Man gets angry as grouper keeps stealing his fish,

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2ia376QKMHM&feature=youtu.be

Tanith posted:

The gurgling screams of rage in this are amazing.

Lime Tonics posted:

Man gets angry as grouper keeps stealing his fish,

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2ia376QKMHM&feature=youtu.be

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Aerdan posted:

That's a reenactment of an illustration, chief, not something that actually happened.

Cobweb Heart posted:

loving unbelievable! Well, never underestimate the selfishness of the young... Hell in a handbasket I tell ya.

Powaqoatse posted:

sorry accidentally posted some offbrand channel

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qvLiGZaUtWY

gschmidl posted:

The one thing I wish "Millennials" killed: suits and ties. Schadenfreude's on me for still having to wear that poo poo in tyool 2017.

Volcott posted:

http://nypost.com/2017/08/05/generation-x-needs-to-save-america-from-millennials/

The shortenfruit is on all of us for living in a timeline where the post is still in business.

EmmyOk posted:

Last I heard millienials were killing participation trophies!!

Weatherman posted:

What happens when you tell butthurt old people that millennials didn't develop the educational strategies that they were educated under? I.e., someone had to give them those apocryphal participation trophies.

Azhais posted:

Let's be honest, this would probably work

Solice Kirsk posted:

The dude bailing out like his push box car is going to explode on impact is the best part.

Freudian slippers posted:

Parts of the story may be plausible, but no terrible supervisor would write a story where they are so blatantly the bad guys. How can you write that story and not immediately go: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hn1VxaMEjRU

Randaconda posted:

https://i.imgur.com/Gz7Wyb4.gifv

Freudian slippers posted:

Parts of the story may be plausible, but no terrible supervisor would write a story where they are so blatantly the bad guys. How can you write that story and not immediately go: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hn1VxaMEjRU

Malachite_Dragon posted:

oblivious shitstains who cannot believe they aren't the center of the universe.

Freudian slippers posted:

Parts of the story may be plausible, but no terrible supervisor would write a story where they are so blatantly the bad guys. How can you write that story and not immediately go: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hn1VxaMEjRU

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my best employee quit on the spot because I wouldn’t let her go to her college graduation
by ALISON GREEN on JULY 5, 2016
A reader writes:

I manage a team, and part of their jobs is to provide customer support over the phone. Due to a new product launch, we are expected to provide service outside of our normal hours for a time. This includes some of my team coming in on a day our office is normally closed (based on lowest seniority because no one volunteered).

One employee asked to come in two hours after the start time due to her college graduation ceremony being that same day (she was taking night classes part-time in order to earn her degree). I was unable to grant her request because she was the employee with the lowest seniority and we need coverage for that day. I said that if she could find someone to replace her for those two hours, she could start later. She asked her coworkers, but no one was willing to come in on their day off. After she asked around, some people who were not scheduled for the overtime did switch shifts with other people (but not her) and volunteered to take on overtime from others who were scheduled, but these people are friends outside of work, and as long as there is coverage I don’t interfere if people want to give or take overtime of their own accord. (Caveat: I did intervene and switch one person’s end time because they had concert tickets that they had already paid for, but this was a special circumstance because there was cost involved.)

I told this team member that she could not start two hours late and that she would have to skip the ceremony. An hour later, she handed me her work ID and a list of all the times she had worked late/come in early/worked overtime for each and every one of her coworkers. Then she quit on the spot.

I’m a bit upset because she was my best employee by far. Her work was excellent, she never missed a day of work in the six years she worked here, and she was my go-to person for weekends and holidays.

Even though she doesn’t work here any longer, I want to reach out and tell her that quitting without notice because she didn’t get her way isn’t exactly professional. I only want to do this because she was an otherwise great employee, and I don’t want her to derail her career by doing this again and thinking it is okay. She was raised in a few dozen different foster homes and has no living family. She was homeless for a bit after she turned 18 and besides us she doesn’t have anyone in her life that has ever had professional employment. This is the only job she has had. Since she’s never had anyone to teach her professional norms, I want to help her so she doesn’t make the same mistake again. What do you think is the best way for me to do this?

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What?! No, under no circumstances should you do that.

If anything, you should consider reaching out to her, apologizing for how you handled the situation, and offering her the job back if she wants it.

I’m not usually a fan of people quitting on the spot, but I applaud her for doing it in this case. She was raised in dozens of foster homes, used to be homeless, has no living family, and apparently managed to graduate from college all on her own. That’s amazing. And while I normally think graduation ceremonies are primarily fluff, I’m hard-pressed to think of anyone who deserves to be able to attend her own graduation ceremony as much as this woman does. You should have been bending over backwards to ensure she could attend.

Rigidly adhering to rules generally isn’t good management. Good management requires nuance and judgment. Sometimes it requires making exceptions for good employees so that you don’t lose them. Sometimes it requires assessing not just what the rules say but what the right and smart thing to do would be.

One of the frustrating things about your letter is that despite rigidly adhering to the rules with this person, you were willing to make an exception for someone else (the person with the concert tickets). I’m at a loss to understand how concert tickets are an obvious exception-maker but this person’s situation wasn’t.

And you note that she was your “best employee by far”! She never missed a day of work in six years, she was your go-to person, she covered for every other person there, and she was all-around excellent … and yet when she needed you to help her out with something that was important to her, you refused.

There’s a lesson to be learned here, but it’s not for her.