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Let him die in the hardware store, that's baller. Bonus round: That hurt to read.
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maskenfreiheit posted:being alone is awesome. ZearothK posted:Better alone than in bad company and all that. I agree more than you can possibly imagine, but I tend not to project my antisocial tendencies onto others (not suggesting you do). It's just that when it comes down to it, that fear together with a heaping of Sunk Cost Fallacy easily explains about 70% of these posts.
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Aug 6, 2017 20:16
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Outrail posted:Bonus round: Yeah, I think they need to change some training parameters on that model. Hopefully they'll figure it out. 
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Aug 6, 2017 20:24
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Dead Reckoning posted:Just start making GBS threads in mason jars when the toilet is clogged and leaving them in the bathroom. When your roommate complains, say "Can't you just take care of it?" You don't want to get into a game of disgusting chicken with the girl who leaves her shits out for you to clean up like the world's worst cat
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Aug 6, 2017 20:27
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Yeah that's land war in Asia territory there
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Aug 6, 2017 20:30
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fruit on the bottom posted:My (24F) grandpa is 91(M) but he still works 4 days a week at Ace hardware. He's the man there and I think he loves it. My sister (39F) and cousins (30s/40s) are trying to get him to quit for his safety. I think not having anything to do will kill him and I want to stop them. How do I do it? Not going to lie, I'd want to die early doing poo poo I love instead of wasting away in some boring rear end place. If he had lots of engaging stuff to do at his 'facility' he'd be there instead of working. Ham Sandwiches posted:My SIL (F34) is accusing me (f26) of trying to seduce her husband (M36) and I'm now not invited to family events. I mean, the solution is here to try to talk with them and to stop visiting them if they are assholes still. No one is trying to seduce anyone, it's not okay to be that way toward my wife, do you really think you (or your husband) would entertain the thought. People suck. Khorne fucked around with this message at 20:43 on Aug 6, 2017 |
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Aug 6, 2017 20:41
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Big Bowie Bonanza posted:Yeah that's land war in Asia territory there Who knows what weapons will be used to fight the turd world war. I'm sure though, that the fourth will be fought with buckets and cans.
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Aug 6, 2017 20:44
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Your grandfather fought in WWII and Korea? Listen up, he gets to die however he pleases and if he comes to you saying he wants to wrestle a bear your only response should be asking which species.
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Aug 6, 2017 21:28
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Khorne posted:Just let grandpa do what he wants. Make sure to point you drive him to and from work and are completely okay with it. Who knew the solution to life's problems could be so drat simple.
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Aug 6, 2017 21:32
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Barudak posted:Your grandfather fought in WWII and Korea? Listen up, he gets to die however he pleases and if he comes to you saying he wants to wrestle a bear your only response should be asking which species. Yeah, the top quote was along these lines, "he stood up to Hitler and Tojo I think he'll be able to stand up to his family" WrenP-Complete posted:Yeah, I think they need to change some training parameters on that model. Hopefully they'll figure it out. Yeah, it deffo needs some work but it made me think of that old stdh.txt generator some goon made way back when that gave us the "I am a master of psychology *spits on the customer*"
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Aug 6, 2017 21:38
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A Wizard of Goatse posted:You don't want to get into a game of disgusting chicken with the girl who leaves her shits out for you to clean up like the world's worst cat Haifisch posted:In reality the choice is "die normally doing poo poo you love" vs "die early because you're wasting away with no reason to live". Old people go downhill fast once their days consist of sitting around and watching tv.
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Aug 6, 2017 21:47
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WampaLord posted:Didn't happen, made up, Fake News. There was surely an innocent Tickle Fight that did happen, though. So I'm finally caught up with the thread, and I just wanted to say, WampaLord, that whatever it is you do to stop diarrhea from coming out on your way to the bathroom - just do that. I mean, each time you feel a fart coming on, do that thing you would do to prevent a pants-making GBS threads incident, and get to a bathroom or some other solitary place. If you can do one, you can totally do the other.
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Aug 6, 2017 21:54
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Dead Reckoning posted:Point. so they slowly waste away watching tv? 
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Aug 6, 2017 21:56
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Phyzzle posted:There was surely an innocent Tickle Fight that did happen, though. You're making some big assumptions about Wampa's bowel control habits here.
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Phyzzle posted:So I'm finally caught up with the thread, and I just wanted to say, WampaLord, that whatever it is you do to stop diarrhea from coming out on your way to the bathroom - just do that. I mean, each time you feel a fart coming on, do that thing you would do to prevent a pants-making GBS threads incident, and get to a bathroom or some other solitary place. If you can do one, you can totally do the other. I'm familiar with the ability and yes, I am able to do so, the confusion came from people implying that they can literally never fart/sneeze if they choose to, which loving blew me away. People were straight up saying "I never fart" or "I never sneeze"
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maskenfreiheit posted:so they slowly waste away watching tv?
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Aug 6, 2017 22:00
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maskenfreiheit posted:so they slowly waste away watching tv? In my experience, yes. Although the TV is only a symptom, usually there's something else like a fall or pneumonia that started their decline. If it weren't for TV then all that would be different is they'd waste away staring at a blank wall instead. e: okay, maybe they'd listen to the radio or something, I don't know
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Aug 6, 2017 22:12
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Phyzzle posted:There was surely an innocent Tickle Fight that did happen, though. he just completely missed my point. Yeah it's possible to platonicly sit on someone's lap cause you're just a touchy feely person who is being friendly, but in a lot of social environments it's gonna give off some vibes. Similarly it's possible to be in a two piece in a pool hanging off various dudes in the family to the point where your swimsuit falls off cause you're all being so physical with each other, accidents do of course happen, but for some people it's gonna give off some vibes. it's the same line it just depends on where you draw it, some people are gonna be unreasonable on one end and other people are gonna be unreasonable on the other end. I 100% believe the OP in saying she wasn't intending to cross any boundaries and was absolutely not trying to flirt with with anyone, but I can also see why everyone who wasn't her saw it as flirting, particularly considering it was an ongoing situation. At the end of the day they should have had a conversation over it long ago before things boiled over. Instead the tension just built until much like her tits, their feelings popped out at an inopportune time.
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Aug 6, 2017 22:18
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ArbitraryC posted:he just completely missed my point. Yeah it's possible to platonicly sit on someone's lap cause you're just a touchy feely person who is being friendly, but in a lot of social environments it's gonna give off some vibes No, you idiot, I was making the point that she never sat on anyone's lap. CTRL-F the story, there is no mention of laps. You can't make up poo poo that didn't happen in the story, then try to use it as a justification for why you're right.
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Aug 6, 2017 22:23
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WampaLord posted:I'm familiar with the ability and yes, I am able to do so, Ah, so you weren't really having involuntary fart fits like sudden coughing or sneezing. It sounded like you were.
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Aug 6, 2017 22:24
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maskenfreiheit posted:"she's not flirting, she's just from south america" is definitely a thing I've had people misread me as flirting here because I guess my body language/mannerisms are too open and friendly for Americans. On the other hand, people think I'm just being friendly when I'm flirting with them back in Israel.  fruit on the bottom posted:BONUS ROUND And that bot's name was Roger a Muirebe.
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Aug 6, 2017 22:25
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WampaLord posted:No, you idiot, I was making the point that she never sat on anyone's lap. CTRL-F the story, there is no mention of laps. You're continuing to miss my point. I'm not making anything up I'm giving you an example of where you're probably agree that a line was crossed even if it was done completely platonically. To the family in this story, the line was crossed even if she had done things platonically. That's my entire point. It's a subjective line, you can draw it more or less conservatively, but I don't think the given example was really that unreasonable of them. At the same time I can also believe the OP's intent wasn't to be flirty, just like I could accept a hypothetical person could sit one someone's lap in a non flirty manner. It's subjective.
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Aug 6, 2017 22:26
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ArbitraryC posted:You're continuing to miss my point. So when you said this line: quote:I don't think the OP necessarily is trying to stir up poo poo or anything but it's not like they wanted her to wear a burqa, they just don't want her sitting in their husband's laps. Knowing now that she didn't sit in any laps, do you realize how it comes across as making poo poo up?
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Aug 6, 2017 22:27
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ArbitraryC posted:You're continuing to miss my point. Lmao
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Aug 6, 2017 22:28
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WampaLord posted:Knowing now that she didn't sit in any laps, do you realize how it comes across as making poo poo up?
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Aug 6, 2017 22:29
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ArbitraryC posted:It's not making poo poo up I'm trying to put things in perspective. They also didn't actually ask her to wear a burka, I'm providing two extremes. Okay but why bother making up a hypothetical when we have the actual story and events of what happened? She was playing in a pool and a titty popped out. That's what happened, she's not going up to husbands and riding their boners in front of everyone, so drop the dumb hypotheticals.
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Aug 6, 2017 22:31
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WampaLord posted:Okay but why bother making up a hypothetical when we have the actual story and events of what happened? "don't wrestle half naked with my husband in the pool" falls somewhere between accusing the OP of being a foul temptress and some p reasonable boundaries which is why I phrased it that way. I think both sides in the story made some mistakes and I think both sides also have an understandable perspective.
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I [27F] am worried that I have given my friend [29F] of 2 years the wrong impression.quote:Brad and I have been friends for about 2 years. I met him when I lived in a different state. My husband was away for 6 months for a work training, and Brad and I became very close. It was clear to me that Brad had strong feelings for me, but I was married and didn't want to go down that road with him. 
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Aug 6, 2017 22:35
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I was going to jokingly point out some poo poo in that story but it's actually kinda a wretched story of miserable people that don't know what they're doing and I can't find anyone to even laugh at there Like the wife didn't give a poo poo about the marriage and then when it ended the latin vulture that was waiting to bang her swooped in and she's all "oh wait this is much too soon" but he's circling anyway 
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Today, in Crazy Town: My (26F) SO (27M) of three years wont use the gym membership provided by my work (i.e. its free to him) and pays for one at a gym he likes better. This annoys the crap out of me. Is he being silly for paying for something he can get for free or am I being petty (maybe controlling)? quote:Hello everyone, thank you for taking time out of your Sunday to read about my drama. I know that in the grand scheme of things this is a pretty silly problem to have espcially since me and my boyfriend have a really great relationship and I'm thinking he's going to propose any day now (I've already picked out a ring). Yes, you are being petty and controlling. Next case! *gavel*
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WampaLord posted:Today, in Crazy Town: Being a loving partner means providing poo poo they don't want based on not taking the time to learn the other's preferences, then being SUPER pouty when it turns out that the gift was a lovely one due to lack of knowing the other person. That's how it works. It's not that the gift giver is garbage for demanding praise for something the other person didn't want, it's the recipient who is ungrateful, you see...
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Aug 6, 2017 22:48
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the real property version of "if you shave your pubes, your dick will look bigger"quote:I am fencing in my property. New neighbors are upset because they feel it is in eye sore.
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Haifisch posted:I [27F] am worried that I have given my friend [29F] of 2 years the wrong impression. Get him the gently caress out of the house before you become a skinsuit. What were they even thinking?
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quote:We were supposed to hang out at his place last night but I just told him I had a headache and wanted to go to bed. He said "is this still about the gym thing?" I said no. He said he was sorry and would try LB Fitness again. I said "please just let it go." He texted back "love you." and I went to bed. this is my favorite part, she's holding the grudge, lies about it, and then tells him to let it go before stonewalling his "I love you" text.
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fruit on the bottom posted:My (24F) grandpa is 91(M) but he still works 4 days a week at Ace hardware. He's the man there and I think he loves it. My sister (39F) and cousins (30s/40s) are trying to get him to quit for his safety. I think not having anything to do will kill him and I want to stop them. How do I do it? When my grandma was 75 she got a lawyer and threatened to take Sears to court when they tried to make her retire. When it got into the local papers they caved, and she ran the makeup/perfume counter for another 13 years. In situations like that, "Are they gonna kill someone else?" is the only question that matters. If Grandpa wants to die with his boots on, you do not want to be the poor bastard sent to try and take him out.
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WampaLord posted:Today, in Crazy Town: Koyaanisgoatse posted:After several weeks of discussion they are now threatening to get together and sue me for reduced property values for each of their homes, and the fact that in general they apparently believe my fence is an "eyesore."  Seriously though, how loving stupid would you have to be to start poo poo the instant you move into a new neighborhood?
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Do not underestimate the power of people to lose their poo poo over MAH PROPERTY VALUES. Also capitalism in its current form pressures people to make their home the largest source of net worth and equity making ownership a precursor to class mobility.
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Haifisch posted:"My work pays for the shittiest cheapest gym available, and my bf mysteriously wants to use a gym suited for his needs instead. Help?" Like two weeks after I moved in one of my neighbors came over to tell me I was cutting my grass too short. People are loving nuts about their property values. Also, I don't cut my grass too short, he leaves his too goddamn long. "This was disclosed to the prior lot owners and is approved/permitted work, if the prior owner didn't disclose that to you prior to selling that's between you and them," is a quick (albeit dickish) way to make that go away.
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i also love that people think they can sue for any diminution of their property values. hot tip, you can't sue your neighbor for doing normal-rear end things with his land
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MF_James posted:Cubs rule brewers drool. Way behind on the thread but my marriage nearly ended when I tried to explain balks
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