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Synthwave Crusader
Feb 13, 2011

Professor Shark posted:

The Jungle should be mandatory reading in schools

Lol if you think reading will be part of the curriculum once DeVos finishes murdering the nation's educational standards.

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Bob NewSCART
Feb 1, 2012

Outstanding afternoon. "I've often said there's nothing better for the inside of a man than the outside of a horse."

Groovelord Neato posted:

doesn't retail lose more jobs every month than coal has in total? lol

More people work for loving Arby's than the entire coal industry in the states lmAo

Jel Shaker
Apr 19, 2003

Catastrophe posted:

lol

Kellyanne Conway yells “Benghazi!” as veteran anchor nails Trump team for Russia lies

http://shareblue.com/kellyanne-conway-yells-benghazi-as-veteran-anchor-nails-trump-team-for-russia-lies/

Who is this ben ghazi guy? - literal response from a presidential candidate

TotalLossBrain
Oct 20, 2010

Hier graben!

Jel Shaker posted:

Who is this ben ghazi guy? - literal response from a presidential candidate

"Would you even care if he was guilty?" - literal title of an opinion piece by FoxNews guy about Trump.

SilvergunSuperman
Aug 7, 2010

Capntastic posted:

Fun thing is that we had to read it at my high school but were explicitly told, with a printed out sheet, not to read the last 50 pages or so when Jurgis starts hanging out at the socialist rallies.

That's loving hilariously amazing.

SniperWoreConverse
Mar 20, 2010



Gun Saliva

etalian posted:

Trump looks like the Goblin King from those Hobbit films


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Po-BO7-ekE

This dude is way too eloquent to be trump

NotWearingPants
Jan 3, 2006

by Nyc_Tattoo
Nap Ghost

Three Olives posted:

WTF is with Trump and coal? No one wants the coal, China doesn't even want the coal, the jobs are horrible, none of it makes any sense.

Hey, don't condemn coal. It's a great value. You can buy like a ton of the stuff for the price of a large latte and a chocolate croissant.

Bob NewSCART
Feb 1, 2012

Outstanding afternoon. "I've often said there's nothing better for the inside of a man than the outside of a horse."

Catastrophe posted:

lol

Kellyanne Conway yells “Benghazi!” as veteran anchor nails Trump team for Russia lies

http://shareblue.com/kellyanne-conway-yells-benghazi-as-veteran-anchor-nails-trump-team-for-russia-lies/

Lol

Madcosby
Mar 4, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

Bob NewSCART posted:

More people work for loving Arby's than the entire coal industry in the states lmAo

There's more Arby's under that coal

nooneofconsequence
Oct 30, 2012

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.

Capntastic posted:

Fun thing is that we had to read it at my high school but were explicitly told, with a printed out sheet, not to read the last 50 pages or so when Jurgis starts hanging out at the socialist rallies.

:911:

Novo
May 13, 2003

Stercorem pro cerebro habes
Soiled Meat

Three Olives posted:

My Washington Post alert on my phone this morning was Trump wanting to expand coal mining on Federal land.

WTF is with Trump and coal? No one wants the coal, China doesn't even want the coal, the jobs are horrible, none of it makes any sense.

mining is the most american jerb, pure resource extraction. you mines a coal then drives a truck and look tough whats not to like

edit: plus you get to look down on anyone more educated than you (everyone) because they "don't work for a living"

Son of Rodney
Feb 22, 2006

ohmygodohmygodohmygod

When some critizises anything about Trump in any way, ever

Jestery
Aug 2, 2016


Not a Dickman, just a shape
Do you think when someone says the trip

"Oh you shouldn't have"

That he takes it as tacit approval of what he did ,rather than mild condemnation

COMRADES
Apr 3, 2017

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

Groovelord Neato posted:

doesn't retail lose more jobs every month than coal has in total? lol

Yeah the entire coal industry including admin and corporate and miners and everyone only employs like ~50k people. Whole Foods employs like ~70k last I checked.

And it's not that those jobs aren't important to the people that work them and the people they support but if you're looking for a meaningful increase of total jobs available then... it's not going to come from coal. Especially since we've been producing more than we use or export since like 2003 (which is well before Obama!) so there has been a supply glut for almost two decades now.

There isn't going to be some sharp uptick in export demand either because the price of coal mined domestically versus the price of shipping halfway across the world makes it pretty much stupid to do in any meaningfully huge quantity. Plus the major importers/users are already cutting back on coal use, not using more.

Coal's future is going to be predominantly metallurgical and not for power generation - but metallurgical coal use accounts for like 1-3% (can't quite remember the exact number) of current coal usage.

It's all very lol.

e: edited a bit for more detailed lols

COMRADES fucked around with this message at 21:36 on Aug 6, 2017

Punished Chuck
Dec 27, 2010

Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:

Prediction, Trump heart gives out before the LA olympics in 2028

"70-year-old fat guy with a fast food diet who never exercises won't make it another 11 years" isn't really that bold a prediction.

Nerses IV
May 4, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

COMRADES posted:

yeah the entire coal industry including admin and corporate and miners and everyone only employs like ~50k people. Whole Foods employs like ~70k last I checked.

and it's not that those jobs aren't important to the people that work them and the people they support but like if you're looking for a meaningful increase of total jobs available then lol it's not going to come from coal. Especially since we've been producing more than we use or export since like 2003 (which is well before Obama!) so there has been a supply glut for almost two decades now.

Coal could totally provide jobs to a larger percentage of the workforce, idiot

The serra pelada mines should have taught you that

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

it's a magaman! get him, everyone! hold his legs! there!

AKA Pseudonym
May 16, 2004

A dashing and sophisticated young man
Doctor Rope
This is going back a few days but it's cool that the entirety of his interaction with foreign leaders is just him saying "I painted myself into a corner by saying stupid poo poo. Please help me not look like an idiot"

Jel Shaker
Apr 19, 2003

If you start mining by hand and putting horses and children in there as support you'll totally get an employment uptick

SniperWoreConverse
Mar 20, 2010



Gun Saliva
An orange ball sack of a man

A Bakers Cousin
Dec 18, 2003

by vyelkin
I thought everyone knew the reason for the importance of coal was because swing states have coal.

Tinestram
Jan 13, 2006

Excalibur? More like "Needle"

Grimey Drawer

Nerses IV posted:

Coal could totally provide jobs to a larger percentage of the workforce, idiot

The serra pelada mines should have taught you that

LOL, people this gullible actually exist

Smirr
Jun 28, 2012

NotWearingPants posted:

https://twitter.com/funky4lyf/status/894067524823916544

My favorite part about this is that they lightened her skin after they cropped her out of the stock photo. Like, let's make some fake black Trump supporters, but not TOO black.

we're through the looking glass here, people

https://twitter.com/Rschooley/status/894087574574084096

https://twitter.com/Rschooley/status/894088146681450496

https://twitter.com/kagredon/status/894092205693976577

https://twitter.com/funky4lyf/status/894301003843076096

twitter owns so hard

COMRADES
Apr 3, 2017

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

runupon cracker posted:

LOL, people this gullible actually exist

I'm tentatively giving the benefit of the doubt and assuming that was a funny joke because

quote:

Early in the history of the mine, the Brazilian military took over operations to prevent exploitation of the workers and conflict between miners and owners. Before the military takeover basic goods were sold for hugely inflated prices by the mine owners; water cost $3 a litre ($ 8.72 in 2017).[5] The infamous Sebastião Rodrigues de Moura (known more by his nickname Coronel Curió) managed the mine for a brief period.[7]

While the military government banned women and alcohol at the actual mine, the nearby town became a town of "stores and whores". Thousands of underage girls prostituted themselves for gold flakes while around 60–80 unsolved murders occurred in the town every month.[4]

Tinestram
Jan 13, 2006

Excalibur? More like "Needle"

Grimey Drawer

COMRADES posted:

I'm tentatively giving the benefit of the doubt and assuming that was a funny joke because

Poe's Law in action

OldMemes
Sep 5, 2011

I have to go now. My planet needs me.

Catastrophe posted:

lol

Kellyanne Conway yells “Benghazi!” as veteran anchor nails Trump team for Russia lies

http://shareblue.com/kellyanne-conway-yells-benghazi-as-veteran-anchor-nails-trump-team-for-russia-lies/

You can see the gears turning in her head.

"Hmm.....criticism of Trump, time for some whataboutism, um, Obama....Obamacare...Obama over promising...nah...Clinton....BENGAZAHI"

Also her logic that the President never told people about Russia and she never told them about the scandal personally, so it doesn't matter?

super macho dude
Aug 9, 2014


Those are incredible.

Giggy
Jan 22, 2010

A Bakers Cousin posted:

I thought everyone knew the reason for the importance of coal was because swing states have coal.

I don't think coal is THAT prolific in swing states. It just appeals to areas suffering from the collapse in manufacturing/industrial labor because people sincerely believe those jobs could come back.

They can't and it's hosed up that people are so desperate for these lovely jobs to come back.

the fart question
Mar 21, 2007

College Slice

influence ops at work

Robo Reagan
Feb 12, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

Mika Brzezinski can sexually harass me any time she wants

e:Guuuys I just got fired from my job at Fox news for saying that :(

Egbert Souse
Nov 6, 2008


Make [Insert Image Here] Great Again

Robo Reagan
Feb 12, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

Chuck Buried Treasure posted:

"70-year-old fat guy with a fast food diet who never exercises won't make it another 11 years" isn't really that bold a prediction.

not to mention the stress of being POTUS knocks about 10 years off your life expectancy because of all the stress and holy lol does trump seem stressed

Skoora
Sep 29, 2009

Nerses IV posted:

Coal could totally provide jobs to a larger percentage of the workforce, idiot

The serra pelada mines should have taught you that

Lol if you don't think the entire fossil fuel industry is a walking corpse

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

so the coal fixation is because trump has some fellow feeling with it?

Egbert Souse
Nov 6, 2008

DOWN JACKET FETISH posted:

so the coal fixation is because trump has some fellow feeling with it?

It's because coal plants belching out smoke look way better than wind farms ruining views. At least coal plants are in places that are already diseased.

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007

DOWN JACKET FETISH posted:

so the coal fixation is because trump has some fellow feeling with it?

he's called coal miners idiots with no ambition in the past. where on earth did you get the idea that trump gives a gently caress about people?

Former DILF
Jul 13, 2017

:coal:

GABA ghoul
Oct 29, 2011

lmao, reality is all lies contorted and extorted for exploitation

vyst
Aug 25, 2009



Robo Reagan posted:

Mika Brzezinski can sexually harass me any time she wants

e:Guuuys I just got fired from my job at Fox news for saying that :(

I'd let Erin Burnett sit on my face if she wants.

CNN what up

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Jestery
Aug 2, 2016


Not a Dickman, just a shape
https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/524380207801958401

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