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m2pt5
May 18, 2005

THAT GOD DAMN MOSQUITO JUST KEEPS COMING BACK

Light Gun Man posted:

Volition is the kind of dev that will find glitches, realize they are hilarious or useful, and keep them.

Kinda reminds me of one glitch "fix" from Team Fortress 2.

quote:

  • Fixed Announcer Overtime bug on KOTH servers using mp_timelimit (this bug involves "Overtime" being announced constantly during Overtime instead of once when it begins).
  • Due to many requests, added server ConVar tf_overtime_nag. When set to 1, it keeps the broken announcer behavior.

I'm pretty sure that wasn't the first, or last, time Valve did something like that.

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Brofessor Slayton
Jan 1, 2012

m2pt5 posted:

I'm pretty sure that wasn't the first, or last, time Valve did something like that.

Not only was the Spy's crabwalk when using the Disguise Kit and crouching kept, a later patch added a small chance of taunting with it being the Spy snapping the disguise kit in the air like a crab claw.

pulp rag
Feb 25, 2013

AGDQ 2018 Awful Block Survivor
Though, Valve did remove the rubber legs physics on the Scout's doublejump at some point.

Mierenneuker
Apr 28, 2010


We're all going to experience changes in our life but only the best of us will qualify for front row seats.

pulp rag posted:

Though, Valve did remove the rubber legs physics on the Scout's doublejump at some point.

It took them a while and it never completely fixed the odd behavior (it just became less common and/or less noticeable). But yeah, they even wrote a blog post about it back in the day: http://www.teamfortress.com/post.php?id=3368

quote:

Throughout Team Fortress 2's years-long release and update cycle, many people have asked us, "Seriously, how could you guys not have fixed that yet?" The majority of these queries are directed to TF2 animator Matthew Russell, who is technically responsible for fixing this kind of thing, and most of them pull no punches. "Is it because Matthew Russell is too stupid to fix it? Why would Valve even hire someone with a horseshoe-shaped divot in their skull?" is an email we see a lot. "Does Matthew Russell have a disease that makes him lazy?" is another popular one. An astonishing number of them are simply a .jpeg of Google Maps with Matt's house ominously circled. The rest could be summed up as a long, unbroken string of expletives and grammatically questionable racial slurs.

pulp rag
Feb 25, 2013

AGDQ 2018 Awful Block Survivor
God, that was 7 years ago? Holy poo poo, I feel old now.

:rip: Crazy Legs

Testekill
Nov 1, 2012

I demand to be taken seriously

:aronrex:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sGzd-34fbf8&t=5232s

How is a AAA title so loving broken.

Skip to 1:27:12

Slime
Jan 3, 2007

Testekill posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sGzd-34fbf8&t=5232s

How is a AAA title so loving broken.

Skip to 1:27:12

I don't think wrestling games really count as AAA games development.

and besides the bugs make them good

Ziv Zulander
Mar 24, 2017

ZZ for short


Testekill posted:

How is a AAA title so loving broken.

It's because each new release is a rehash of the previous one, going all the way back to the original Playstation

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Ziv Zulander posted:

It's because each new release is a rehash of the previous one, going all the way back to the original Playstation

Yeah, that and the yearly schedule.

Tunicate
May 15, 2012

Isn't there some goon who still gets a two dollar check for every new madden release because they're still reusing a few lines of his code from the original?

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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Tunicate posted:

Isn't there some goon who still gets a two dollar check for every new madden release because they're still reusing a few lines of his code from the original?

From like the SNES version or something if I'm remembering correctly.

Croccers
Jun 15, 2012

Mierenneuker posted:

It took them a while and it never completely fixed the odd behavior (it just became less common and/or less noticeable). But yeah, they even wrote a blog post about it back in the day: http://www.teamfortress.com/post.php?id=3368
TF2 also have some 10-year old desync bug
https://arstechnica.com/gaming/2017/02/after-10-years-this-significant-team-fortress-2-bug-has-been-fixed/

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

CommissarMega posted:

Why is Lara dressed like Geralt?

Because it makes more sense for her occupation than being dressed like Lara Croft.

Screaming Idiot
Nov 26, 2007

JUST POSTING WHILE JERKIN' MY GHERKIN SITTIN' IN A PERKINS!

BEATS SELLING MERKINS.

Vincent Van Goatse posted:

Because it makes more sense for her occupation than being dressed like Lara Croft.

Bullshit, I never raid tombs without my latex tank top and booty shorts, and I have yet to have a single complaint.

Owl Inspector
Sep 14, 2011

m2pt5 posted:

Kinda reminds me of one glitch "fix" from Team Fortress 2.


I'm pretty sure that wasn't the first, or last, time Valve did something like that.

I remember this bug, both text and voice chat would steadily fill up with comments like "what time is it guys" and it was always funny

The spycrab taunt was also great

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZnTDj6b6hNk

Testekill
Nov 1, 2012

I demand to be taken seriously

:aronrex:

Digirat posted:

I remember this bug, both text and voice chat would steadily fill up with comments like "what time is it guys" and it was always funny

The spycrab taunt was also great

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZnTDj6b6hNk

Best part was that you could tell who took TF2 seriously and who didn't. The funhavers would be shouting overtime in text or voice chat and the serious ones were getting mad at the people enjoying themselves.

Waldorf Sixpence
Sep 6, 2004

Often harder on Player 2
You can't talk about the OVERTIME glitch and not post a video of it!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QkbN0Y1yktU

Dragonwagon
Mar 28, 2010


And that, as much as anything else, led to my drinking problem.

Byzantine
Sep 1, 2007


Nascarnado, this Thursday on Syfy

StandardVC10
Feb 6, 2007

This avatar now 50% more dark mode compliant

For a second there it looked like they were going to form Voltron or something.

stab
Feb 12, 2003

To you from failing hands we throw the torch, be yours to hold it high

Top flap failures on the entire field

Impressive

Lobok
Jul 13, 2006

Say Watt?

It's like the cars in the middle of the pack knew what was in store for them but wanted to be launched towards the sun on their terms.

Jamfrost
Jul 20, 2013

I'm too busy thinkin' about my baby. Oh I ain't got time for nothin' else.
Slime TrainerS
I thought it was forming a Megazord or something.

m2pt5
May 18, 2005

THAT GOD DAMN MOSQUITO JUST KEEPS COMING BACK

Waldorf Sixpence posted:

You can't talk about the OVERTIME glitch and not post a video of it!

If I'd found that one when I was looking, I'd have posted it. All the videos I did find largely drowned out the OVERTIME with random voice chat.

Edit: Some of the best griefing was done with glitches. The pyro sticking multiple flares in the wall so it would overload people with smoke particles, clipping through the floor or ceiling to build a sentry where it can't be shot, building teleporter exits in places where people going through would get stuck/trapped, there was even one on one map that could jam the spawn room exit halfway open so nobody could leave.

m2pt5 has a new favorite as of 03:55 on Aug 8, 2017

Shady Amish Terror
Oct 11, 2007
I'm not Amish by choice. 8(

m2pt5 posted:

If I'd found that one when I was looking, I'd have posted it. All the videos I did find largely drowned out the OVERTIME with random voice chat.

Edit: Some of the best griefing was done with glitches. The pyro sticking multiple flares in the wall so it would overload people with smoke particles, clipping through the floor or ceiling to build a sentry where it can't be shot, building teleporter exits in places where people going through would get stuck/trapped

One of my favorite TF2 glitches (aside Crazy Legs, requiescat in pace) was the short-lived period after one of the major updates where the Engineer was allowed to build as many copies of a building as they liked. This often lead to bizarre Tower Defense-style games until it was patched a short time later.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KQ-oHkGHOak



m2pt5 posted:

there was even one on one map that could jam the spawn room exit halfway open so nobody could leave.

Warning: Shootin'-games voice chat: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w04poxux6U0

A different, more recent example of a similar exploit: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=quEunZV7twQ

Several maps have had wonky spawn exits, in fact (Warning, Loud): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fe_sQNvhhdg

Icedude
Mar 30, 2004

I'm pretty sure it hasn't been posted this thread but as we're on TF2 glitches, here's this old one I found again a few days ago:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SlvJJ6XWqSE

Gumbel2Gumbel
Apr 28, 2010

Icedude posted:

I'm pretty sure it hasn't been posted this thread but as we're on TF2 glitches, here's this old one I found again a few days ago:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SlvJJ6XWqSE

This is still the best TF2 thing that has ever happened even though it's not a glitch.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JM1Ay85de3U

Waldorf Sixpence
Sep 6, 2004

Often harder on Player 2

m2pt5 posted:

there was even one on one map that could jam the spawn room exit halfway open so nobody could leave.

Who has the video of the person doing that and making people answer trivia questions to be released?

Mierenneuker
Apr 28, 2010


We're all going to experience changes in our life but only the best of us will qualify for front row seats.

Waldorf Sixpence posted:

Who has the video of the person doing that and making people answer trivia questions to be released?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lRhCFz9FxWo&t=398s

m2pt5
May 18, 2005

THAT GOD DAMN MOSQUITO JUST KEEPS COMING BACK
^^Yeah, that's the one I was thinking of. Team Roomba's are a couple of the best griefing vids I've seen.

Shady Amish Terror posted:

One of my favorite TF2 glitches (aside Crazy Legs, requiescat in pace) was the short-lived period after one of the major updates where the Engineer was allowed to build as many copies of a building as they liked. This often lead to bizarre Tower Defense-style games until it was patched a short time later.

That one was soooo much fun, especially because the Wrangler (for those who don't know, basically a laser pointer that lets you manually aim/fire your sentry) affected them all simultaneously.

m2pt5 has a new favorite as of 11:22 on Aug 8, 2017

Foxhound
Sep 5, 2007
Matt of Super Best Friends Play fame started a new series called The Bug Report.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l1SFKPvodYI

It's glitches and bugs but sort of a light review at the same time. He has a background in Q&A so some of that insight as well. I'm biased since I like him (and SBFP) but I reckon it's an alright video.

synthetik
Feb 28, 2007

I forgive you, Will. Will you forgive me?

Tunicate posted:

Isn't there some goon who still gets a two dollar check for every new madden release because they're still reusing a few lines of his code from the original?

That's me. Madden '96.

GyverMac
Aug 3, 2006
My posting is like I Love Lucy without the funny bits. Basically, WAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAHHH
HHHHHHHHHHHHHH

synthetik posted:

That's me. Madden '96.

Hah, I told this story to a friend just the other day. We talked about game series re-using assets. Glad to know I wasnt just misremembering things.

VanSandman
Feb 16, 2011
SWAP.AVI EXCHANGER

synthetik posted:

That's me. Madden '96.

What did you code that they're still using?

synthetik
Feb 28, 2007

I forgive you, Will. Will you forgive me?
Frankly, I'm not sure what's still being used. When I was at UCF I did some contract work for them (Tiburon at the time) and wrote a bunch of physics optimizations. I assume one is still relevant.

Literally my only work in the games industry.

owl_pellet
Nov 20, 2005

show your enemy
what you look like


How is it that a programmer (especially a contractor) gets residuals for the work they did? I would have thought that any work you would have done becomes the property of the company you do it for which means they could reuse it freely. Was it a clause in your contract?

synthetik
Feb 28, 2007

I forgive you, Will. Will you forgive me?
I worked as a sub for an contracting firm. My contract was with them, there's was with Tiburon. I get a percentage of any payment they receive for projects I worked on. I still get paid on new licenses for a healthclub management software that I worked on in the early 90s.

I assumed they had worked out the best deal possible, but I'm not privy to what it actually was. Frankly, so don't even have a copy of my agreement with them anymore, so they could be screwing me out of millions! (I don't actually believe that.)

The Croc
Dec 19, 2004

A-well-a everybody's heard about the bird!

OH YEAH!



Hi Synthetik I can confirm I am a law... guy? and I know for a fact they're screwing you out of millions now just sign this contract and we can get right on reclaiming those millions.

stuffed crust punk
Oct 8, 2004

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

Gumbel2Gumbel posted:

This is still the best TF2 thing that has ever happened even though it's not a glitch.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JM1Ay85de3U

Holy smokes wtf is this

Also uglycat pops in from the left, nice circa 1999 SA shout-out

http://www.somethingawful.com/cliff-yablonski/i-hate-you-69/

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Elizabethan Error
May 18, 2006

Regular Nintendo posted:

Holy smokes wtf is this

Also uglycat pops in from the left, nice circa 1999 SA shout-out

http://www.somethingawful.com/cliff-yablonski/i-hate-you-69/
It's tf2 achievement grinders getting trolled instead of being able to cheese achievements

e: original version https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vb_9vxXyqdU

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